by Jon Davis

Generally, given the rules that you set down I don’t think the U.S. would lose.That said, not losing is far from winning. We would suffer greatly and no longer be a world power worth speaking of. We would probably be little more than another third world power grasping for scraps. But we would maintain our sovereignty. The reason I think we would not lose are because without a nuclear strike and force large enough to take us out would take so long to muster and need to secure so much land that there is almost no way they would succeed in conquering us before we mount a counteroffensive or even first strike against them. You’ll see what I mean later.

Just for fun though… I wrote a scene of what I think it would be like if the rest of the world could use nukes. It is a much more entertaining story. 

Well if every country decided to go at it with us for poops and giggles then yes, I would think they would win. Sadly you got me considering how it would go down and I feel compelled to draw it out for future pessimists in the way I see that it might happen. The following sources for this come from my years in the United States Marine Corps including two very boring deployments where I spent months having these goofy hypothetical what ifs, amateur study of modern civilization strength and technology, and watching the 1980′s classic Red Dawn. Enjoy:

(Wolverines!)

Stage one: Shock and Awe
(Yes I ignored your nuke rule because hey, what would be the fun if you didn’t throw a nuke or two into a doomsday war against the world scenario.)

This is the ugly phase of the operation. Several nations have missiles that could be potentially threatening to the United States’ cities and installations. Of particular importance is the Chinese I would think. They have high velocity nukes that are used to target an entire Aircraft Carrier Group. That is important because it isn’t just the one powerful ship. They travel with many other escort ships, several tens of thousands of people and they might even be docked at important Naval installations like San Diego, Pearl Harbor (not again) or New York. Plus we have only 11 and they are sort of important for defense and air superiority.

Of course there is the stockpile of Russia, with more weapons from the U.K., France and as mentioned China. Others have the weapons as well, but they are in their infancy and likely not a threat by the time the others are done with our major cities.

Other countries also probably won’t care too much about our policy of being nice and targeting only military installations in the way the we did during Operation Iraqi Freedom. I am guessing that while some of our good friends like the U.K. (who inexplicably declared war on us) might observe this, others are just going to be nastier. They understand that this is going to be an ugly war and bringing us down as fast as possible would probably be their best bet.

Things that we should expect at this point: Several cities will be brought down. In our vastly interconnected world this is going to bring down a lot of services. Internet – gone, power – gone, telephone – gone. (These are pretty important.)

There is also the threat of another pretty ugly weapon that would probably be part of the opening barrage. High altitude nuclear explosions. These weapons shower the region with energized electrons that short circuits electrical devices in their target radius. Here are some great info-graphs to breakdown the damage of one of these.

Just suffice it to say in the first few hours we are going back to about the 1820′s technologically speaking. Most of our leaders and talent in the cities are going to be scurrying for their lives to escape the eviscerated cities and no one has any power, water, cellphone or a clue what the heck just happened. Now it is time for down and dirty fighting.

Stage two: Blitzkrieg

The main way that the war will be lost will happen after the confusion starts. During this period there will be a massive yet very surgical operations. The Nazi’s mastered this technique first in which a massive force seeks to push right through to capture extremely important strategic operations. The United States also used this to capture Baghdad in less than a month with this strategy. 

In the War of US vs Them this will probably involve many commandos attacking strategic sites. Fortunately this will have limited ability to actually work since there are these two oceans covering our flanks. The best that could be done is with a large force from Mexico attacking bases in Texas and the Southwest, particular in the desert where there is a great deal of military bases between Las Vegas, San Diego and Yuma while the Canucks attack the Northeast. It would look like this I bet.

Stage three: Securing Operations
Assuming that stage 1 and 2 work out for the best (for them at least) begins the securing operations. This is where we are brought under the command of the our new warlords. We can expect a massive influx of warriors from Russia and China coming from Alaska. We could expect more to invade the Northeast from Europe. Africans would likely flood attack the Old South while South America would most likely take over everything from California to Nebraska to the Mississippi River. This is going to be the ugliest fighting since Iwo Jima meets Rwanda. By this time the counteroffensives would start and the country side would be a massive battleground… damn. We do have some advantages here. America is big, very big. We have assets literally all over the place. So even a major offensive would have a great deal of territory to cover. Plus you look at the Interstate Road structure in the U.S. is actually quite advanced and lends itself to defense of such an invasion (Are you curious about how Eisenhower, the military leader of the Allies in Europe during WWII would want it built at the start of the Cold War?)  

Still though. We are considering a combined of attack of 96% of the world. I am sure that our military would cause some pretty massive payback, but I am still a bit worried. I think our best bet will happen somewhere in the Northeast to the Midwest. It would take a long time to get to those places. Denver would also be a pretty good fortress as our gateway to the West. Texans are also pretty crazy and ornery, but they will be one the first battlegrounds. 

Stage four: Policing operations.
Now is when the civilian populous will have to come under the thumb of the World Military Force. This means that soldiers are going to be flooding our towns , our streets and sleeping in our beds as we are forced to feed them. That is except these guys…

The Local Militias

(These guys are tactical and if that patch is any indication, also would come in handy during a zombie apocalypse as well.)

(You know in all seriousness, you thought these guys were crazy, but when the big day goes down the nutbar on left is going to respond only to Colonel.)

The local militias are fringe people pre-World Against America. They keep mostly to themselves, dislike most others in the world for various philosophical reasons and keep a lot of guns. Most have a military or police background and training, and most importantly, they keep a lot of guns. They form into gun clubs where they share a great deal of their ideals some go on to think of themselves as paramilitary at some point, and their guns. While we don’t really respect what they do today, ok in truth we mock them to their backs because we are terrified of how crazy they might be, they will be the leaders of a grassroots rebellion come “Black Thursday” (It will happen on a Thursday, just wait and see.) Did I also mention that they have lots of guns?

Now yes, these are fringe people, but they will likely serve as a power base that actual warriors no longer serving in the military will flock to. The United States has over 21.8 million veterans. A lot of them are not going to like being conquered and they will be forming and flocking to these groups. So now the grounds will be seething with guerrilla warriors, picking and raiding, bombing and disrupting every major military operation that the enemy has with every dirty trick we have learned from the War on Terror and beyond, but unable to use. That includes Vietnamese death traps, IED’s from Iraq and hiding in caves from the Afghans. These guys are survivors and will likely keep the enemy so confused, disrupted and demoralized that the war could last for decades. Perhaps even long enough for a counteroffensive. 

Conclusion
The facts are, it would be close I think.
Pros for America

1. America has by far the best military in the world, in terms of general size, training, equipment and experience.
2. We have two large oceans to protect our borders.
3. We have a huge land area that needs to be secured. With the large oceans the real war after the first two months would be logistical as we start fighting dirty.
4. We have a massive populous with military training and the weapons to back it up.
5. The world is a very perse place. There are a lot of different cultures, languages and ideas that would all have to work together. Working together is hard.
6. An attack of this nature would take a massive amount of buildup which would hopefully not surprise our intelligence agencies. We would likely know that this is happening and would probably be able to get some of our defenses up to code by the point the first bombs drop.
7. This whole cockamammy scheme requires a lot of things to go right for the invaders and even more to go wrong for the U.S. of course we have had our share of bad luck and bad leadership so just maybe…

Pros against America.

1. There are a lot of people in the world. America 4% < World 96%.
2. Many countries are specialized in ways that on an inpidual basis could probably beat the Americans. Chinese have numbers, Israeli have commandos, France actually have the ability to produce all the heavy weapons we use now. And the Aussies just kind of rock, as well as many others.
3. A surprise attack would devastate American infrastructure and response time.
4. Without technology I am not sure if we would have the capabilities to launch a successful counteroffensive against such a force.
5. Mexico would provide an easy avenue to some of the most valuable military and civilian assets in the Southern United States and Canada to the Northeast. Land routes would be available to reinforcements from South America and Africa (because Africa is close to Brazil, I know they can’t walk to the States.)

To stick strictly to the rules of the post. No I don’t think the rest of world could “win” and conquer the U.S. if no nukes were used. Aren’t you glad you read all the way down here though? In the case that they did use nukes, I think the numbers are on their side. I truly think it would take literally decades and hundreds of millions if not billions of people lost. Perhaps the rest of the world would give up at those losses. In either case, after writing my little rant I am severely hoping we get better at our diplomacy. 

via Quora

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Gordon Ramsay harvesting caviar

Taliban taking turns on a sheep

You’ll need balls of steel to do something like this

Words cannot describe the satisfaction felt by watching this (Game Of Thrones Spoiler)

VICE on HBO Season One: The Hermit Kingdom

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Awesome pictures from inside a Nuclear Power Plant – Ned Hardy

Fun ways to deal with Zombies (53 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Natalie Portman Showing Off Her Tiny Bare Butt (nsfw) – Celeb Jihad

Disney Star Elizabeth Gillies and her sultry selfies of the day – Drunken Stepfather

Holy Crap, Dawn Jaro and her sister Justene Jaro! – Gorilla Mask

The Phillies Used Children’s Drawings For Their Video Board Headshots – Total Pro Sports

This Is What It’s Like to Drive Porsche’s Insanely Expensive, Super-Fast Hybrid – Time

A Few People that are living the dream – Leenks

41 Genius Camping Hacks You’ll Wish You Thought Of Sooner - Linkiest

Nina Agdal in a Bikini for OP Swimwear – G-Celeb

Hot Girls + Sports Bras = Win! – Bro My God

All The EDM Sets from this year’s Coachella – Your EDM

Jessica Simpson is noticeably less round – Celeb Slam

Every Now And Then You Fall In Love (35 Pics) – Radass

The 50 Most Frustrating Moments in Video Games – Unreality Mag

The 50 Sketchiest Easter Bunny Photos Ever – World Wide Interweb

Hot women get the GIF treatment (15 GIFs) – Bad Sentinel

Eddie Murphy’s Granite Bay Mountaintop Estate (20 HQ Photos) – Classy Bro

Mallory is your hot college coed of the day – Big 10 Tens

So Cool…..Office pod for people who work at home – Hi-Consumption

The Best-Paying Companies In America – Business Insider

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How & Nosm

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Here’s a gallery of girls who I think are Perfect-10s. Before you give me any shit about my selection, you need to post a pic of a girl who you think is a Perfect-10 and then you can start to berate me for my inferior selection.

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This is what happens when you mix Walmart, Juggalos, Maury Povich, And Jerry Springer into one post….

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As a casual tripper, mushrooms and phenethylamines were definitely otherworldly and revealing of my soul… but I never knew such a thing as THIS would ever be possible. I am talking about my introduction to n,n-Dimethyltryptamine, or DMT. My one and only. 

For my experience I was at a friend’s house, dimly lit by small windows above my head and out of site. The only light was from the fading evening, and the sparkle of objects around me. I turn on Eyes of the World by the Grateful Dead, a 16 minute long version with saxophone and extended jam. I am seated on a comfortable couch and had been smoking a lot of cannabis in the form of blunts and also in bowls for hours leading up to the experience. I was actually feeling only slightly ‘burnt out’, coming down and quite sober (for a long-term marijuana smoker). 

My friend Henry walks over and hands me a ‘crack pipe’ (a glass tube with Brillo/foil on the end) loaded with what he called ‘a big hit’ of n,n-DMT. I had just watch him launch off on his own journey… it looked strange. He had closed his eyes and felt around through the air, making strange humming noises occasionally like he was seeing something else. I knew it would be intense. 

I take the hit. It is my first time, and I know little of what to expect. Read on.. 

Immediately after exhaling I raise my head and the room is vibrating very quickly, and this is quite visible on objects. Things begin to change depth wildly and quickly patterns begin to unfold over objects. The accelerating continues despite this and soon the room is getting difficult to recognize. My thoughts suddenly break contact with the outside world and understanding is severely crippled. Eyes close, almost involuntarily. 

Suddenly, I am immersed in the most dense, intense, unprepared voyage of my entire life. 

I quickly forced my eyes open as around the room my cousin and friend are trying to talk to me. Their words are becoming intermixed and suddenly the words don’t match their mouths. I instead am incredibly fixated on their facial expressions, and suddenly I can read their thoughts. ‘He’s really getting into it now,’ one said, and no longer can I keep my head up. 

The room around me looked like a painting made by Michaelangelo. A TV near the top of the room (which was off) turned into a heavenly mirror, and all the objects seemed to be sort of arranged around it like a god had set it up. It seemed to be too perfect. The objects were raising up to it, in a formation… 

The visuals were getting too strange, nearly if not disturbing. I say something along the lines of ‘It’s like an instant psychosis,’ to which my much older friend replies, ‘In a way… yeah.’ I become nearly nauseous from the speed of the experience and put my head down on my lap. But for some reason I can still see the room I was in, exactly what I was just looking at, but just shadows of the people and objects that were being overcome by patterns like cogs turning in a machine. Everything kept moving like I kept my eyes open,but soon even this begins to fade out, seemingly into black. 

The last thing I hear is, clearly from my cousin, ‘WOW. Well I wonder how deep this can go..’ 

AND THEN – There is no longer James, a human/primate born of K and J and at a friend’s house doing a drug. What is a drug anyway? How can such a term even begin to describe the true being, the otherworldly void? This can’t be a drug. This is life. Society, understanding, values, morals, distant and distinct memories, my role, my status, any predispositions – GONE. 

Scenes like a slideshow begin appearing, just as realistic as the room around me looks now. The scene formed and then panned in the direction of right, over the most detailed, alive, and REAL metaphysical pictures I have ever seen. No artist can comprehend this, no human brain should even be able to contain this amount of information. It is absolutely INSANE to think about. 

But it goes even further then that. Soon, the scene in front of me dives in, and any visible hallucinations are lost. What is left is an extremely white, bright, shimmering light. Like I was in the largest, most surreal and beautiful but empty room ever. I had stopped feeling a body a long time ago. I was no longer in a body, I couldn’t comprehend what a body is or where I came from. Even what I was, or how I am. The only thing left was what I consider… my soul. 

Just a single point of consciousness in the REAL, the TRUE sea of creation. I had returned home to pure being, and my past life – the whole lived out illusion – is all simply a very strange, coincidental occurrence. That is not the true self, for the true self is ultimately part of something much larger, more vast, and all-including. Every single sensory thought or experience, all merged into one, giant, never-ending cosmic entity. Soon this panned out, and I began seeing the universe. But it wasn’t just a universe, it was a multitude of universes – THE multi-verse. A large, almost writhing, with constant shifting and movement to and from different universes/points of reference. 

Any possibilities, occurrences, past and future, and right now, was all going on simultaneously in front of me. I began to see hundreds of different individual’s points of view, out of their eyes; people I know, friends, relatives, and people I’d like to know. Suddenly I realized that I was ALIVE… the points of view I was looking at of had to be something I knew, and I immediately was certain I was seeing what other people were seeing at that exact moment. I remember a friend who’s point of view I looked out of specifically. 

Gone are the oddities of why we are here, how, and what our purpose is. We are all manifests of the same godly single conscience and I truly saw my life for what it was… a cell, on a leaf, on a stick, on a larger stick, on a branch, on a larger branch, connected to the biggest redwood in the largest, never-ending forest that ever existed. Suddenly everything feels perfect, pure, awe-inspiring, truly completing. I am nothing, yet everything all at once. Even the multi-verse was gone now, and visions of the future too. It was just me. 

My life is meaningless, but at the same time – truly beautiful to be able to behold, like I received the once-in-a-lifetime chance of being granted outside consciousness to see all of this and appreciate it from another point of view. Upon death, I will return to what I was before – a true wave in the continuous sea of existence. ‘Til then, I have been granted the opportunity so far to enjoy all of this as a part of the intelligent, understanding life here, in the second millenium of the ‘current era.’ We are all yet another facet of the same all-including, infinite entity in it’s constantly continuing, simple EXPERIENCE. 

I probably began coming down when I realized I was alive again… I noticed an extremely clean and pure feeling, and realized it must’ve been AIR. FRESH, beautiful air, going in and out of my system. I still didn’t feel my body, but I knew I had to be breathing.. something. Oh WAIT, I do breathe. And its fucking WONDERFUL. Absolutely perfect actually. But that would mean… 

Within a period of 5-10 seconds, the white light suddenly became the room around me. Even with eyes closed, I saw the room taking shape, when I opened them finally, my vision was SURREAL and FULL OF LIFE. 

I IMMEDIATELY stood up, could hardly walk for a second. ‘This is PERFECT!’ I immediately exclaimed. For some reason, I read my cousin and my friend’s mind immediately. They were worried about how long my trip was taking, as I had to be heading home pretty soon. I had been completely immobile for nearly 10 minutes. They began to ask me if it was good and I said ‘YES!’… not yeah, yep, etc. But the most pronounced and almost too intellectual ‘YES!’ like you might hear someone say who has studied English very hard but just isn’t familiar with speaking it. 

The absolute strongest and most life-changing experience I’ve ever encountered and could ever imagine encountering. I had completely changed the process of my brain within 10 minutes time… and I LOVED it. I walked over to the TV and grabbed my iPod literally RIGHT after I stood up and simultaneously knew I had to be leaving soon. My cousin and friend were SHOCKED at how much I had gotten out of it and we immediately began to walk outside. 

There wasn’t even really much to say about it. As I began getting in the car, suddenly I was overcome with thirst. Like I hadn’t had water in hours. I wasted no time saying ‘I’m going to need to get some water,’ and my friend started saying he had locked the house already. He asked if I’d like to get some water from the hose, and laughing with the most wonderful of joy and ecstasy in life, ran with him all the way over to his water hose like a man on a mission. I took sips out of it and despite the water being public water and most likely disgusting, it was the most cleansing and pure tasting drink I had ever experienced. 

It was then that I realized just how much my vision was still affected by it, there was a paradigm shift in how I viewed the world around me that marked the drug leaving my system but leaving its mark on me for good. For about the next hour or so I felt what I wouldn’t even call a high… I was LIVING. And it couldn’t get any better. 

I got dropped off at my cousin’s house to get picked up (my car was broken). He asked if I would be okay talking to my aunt if I had to, to which I responded ‘It was never a problem.’ I did indeed have to talk to my aunt who noticed a car pulled up… I’m sure she thought I was under the influence but I don’t think I have ever been so kind and carefree sounding when having small talk. I told her I would not need to go inside as I would be leaving very soon, and she walked in with a smile on her face that I almost knew recognized that I was tripping. 

I went home and don’t even really remember anything of what ensued… I assume I fell asleep nearly immediately upon arriving there. I awoke the next morning on a Saturday, and could still feel the beauty nearly as strong as when I was talking to my aunt the day before. I quickly was inspired and ran to my printer, pulling out a large sheet of paper. I had so much to convey, and began drawing. I drew what is one of the best pictures I have ever created, and used shading/techniques/creativity that I had NEVER known was possible. It looked like what one might see from an art student, not an occasional doodler. And it was perfect. 

This experience still is my strongest to date, and I do not regret it. I was quite young but mentally, was never really my age anyway. I believe after this experience that I became a lot more self-aware… I seemed more ‘here’… like I was actually open to millions of new things around me that before I had noticed but didn’t think was important. 

I saw God, and me in everything, and still do. I began witnessing how interaction between the infinite multi-verse comes together to create the reality we know and live in day by day. Events to this day are still filled with magic, inspiration, and purpose. I get what is going on around me, but also noticed that I lost interest in trying to find out ‘more’. I didn’t and still do not think there is much ‘more’ for me to discover through psychedelics, although I do enjoy phenethylamines with friends on an extremely rare occasion. I however, do not take ‘high doses’ or even really ‘moderate’ doses anymore of ANYTHING. I have no desire to do DMT ever again, or even really ‘trip’ on ANYTHING as much as just have a good time every few months on low dosages. 

I’m not sure if I ever had a desire to do it, but I did do it. And I would never have had it any other way. I realized that drugs were not of much importance to me, and that I spend far too much time smoking marijuana and not enough exploring just how much is around me in this world. 

Many thanks for reading this far, and may you have health and good fortune in your entire life and all of your enterprises. If ANYTHING one might find negative came out of this, is that I don’t enjoy doing most drugs at all anymore and even get some negative effects that I would NEVER get before when I try to abuse them hard. 

This however is WONDERFUL for me, as I don’t think that is my purpose… I don’t think I was ever meant to abuse drugs. It didn’t stop me smoking marijuana, in fact I probably increased my marijuana usage after that. But it sure cut me down to size just about everywhere else. 

Until next time, on the other side. 

- Walter Bongs

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A couple weeks back I had posted about the advantages of switching from a regular tobacco cigarette to an e-cigarette. Well, I got my hands on one these badboys courtesy of the the aweseome folks at Vapourlites, who sent us a starter kit and I’ve been using it for the last couple weeks and I have to say it is a pretty damn good alternative to smoking regular cigarettes. They sent us the VL1 Tobacco Starter Kit, which comes with  one battery, one USB charger (dongle only) and one cartomizer. The whole kit cost about $16.35 and that’s a pretty good deal considering one of these kits is the equivalent of smoking 40 tobacco cigarettes. You can get a pack of 5 refills for about $15 and if you do the math you will come out on top money-wise and health-wise.

Flavour:

We received two flavors of their e-cigarette: Tobacco and Menthol. The tobacco has a nice and smooth tast to it. It’s very enjoyable and not overwhelming. The menthol I liked better. It had that distinct menthol flavor and it almost felt like I was smoking a real menthol cigarette, minus all the carcinogens and toxins.

Vape Factor: It hits pretty good, you’ll definitely feel it in the back of your throat and the volume of vape is considerablly good.

Charging: I’ve been smoking the tobacco flavored one for about a week now and only had to charge it once. It comes with a USB so you can pretty much plug it in anywhere.

Conclusion: If you are still smoking regular tobacco cigarettes, you defintely need to give Vapourlites e-cigs a shot. You’ll save money and you won’t be inhaling all those toxic chemicals that regular cigarettes contain. It’s a no-brainer. Vapourlites gets our thumbs up. You won’t be disappointed.

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Sorry about yesterdays Game Of Thrones spoiler, I forgot to look at the screencap on the Youtube video

Black guy with a soda finds himself in the middle of a mosh pit

AK-74: Fast Assembly & Disassembly In Russian School

Ricky Jay shows us how he card controls the deck. You can’t even follow him if you tried

How to Spot Sexual Attraction in Eyes

CCTV captures Banksy dressed as workman

Saudi’s Changing Wheels/Tires while driving!

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The Phillies use kids drawings for player photos…too cool! – Bro My God

A Collection Of Damn Interesting Pictures – Ned Hardy

Pacers vs Hawks cheerleaders (101 Photos) – The Brigade

The most amazing garage ever – Leenks

Take A Tour Of Chernobyl 28 Years Later - Thrillist

How females react to me (GIFs) – Linkiest

Victoria Justice Wins The 2014 MTV Movie Awards – Celeb Jihad

Cameron Diaz vs. Kate Upton Bikini Competition – G-Celeb

WTF?!?….dude hooks up a girl while her friend is puking next to them (video) – Drunken Stepfather

Johnny Manziel Shows Up at Rangers Game with Sexy Brunette – Total Pro Sports

Photos of bathrooms and kitchens of America’s bachelors – VICE

Look at dem thighs! – Double Viking

Hump Day Happy Happy Happy! (44 Pics) – Radass

Things Heidi Klum forgot to bring with her on vacation: her top – Celeb Slam

Must be a glitch in the matrix (20 photos) – World Wide Interweb

It’s Never Too Cold For Bikini Season (11 Pics) – Classy Bro

Forbes Releases Annual List of “Hip-Hop’s Wealthiest Artists" - Forbes

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Props to this guy for leveraging the power of the internet and turning his situation into a PR nightmare for Porsche. I can’t imagine working hard and saving my money for 5 years, getting the car of my dreams and only having it turn out to be a lemon and on top of that get jerked around and threatened when I request a refund. FUCK YOU! Porsche needs to step up and give him that new 918 Spyder, I think that’s sufficient for getting the entire internet off your damn back.

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It’s interesting to note that a lot of these photos appear to be mugshots. Apparently committing crime and eyebrow-murder go hand in hand. Duly noted.

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$6 Million Home Theatre (article)

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The last image taken of The Titanic, 1912

Propellers of The Titanic c. 1912

Gym aboard the Titanic, c. 1912

Titanic Prepares to Leave Port. 1912

The iceberg that sank the Titanic, 1912

Priest praying over Titanic victims before they are buried at sea

Olympic (left) and Titanic (right) at Belfast on March 6th, 1912

Surviving crew members of the Titanic, New York, 1912

Titanic ready for launch, 1911

One of Titanic’s Lifeboats Paddling Toward Rescue, the RMS Carpathia. April 15, 1912

The dining room on the Titanic, 1912

The Titanic in dry dock. Here you can see the scale of the person standing next to one of the propellers, 1912

Body of RMS Titanic victim aboard rescue vessel CS Minia being made ready for make-shift coffin. 1912

Titanic lifeboat next to the Carpathia. April 15, 1912

Olympic and Titanic, under construction, side by side. Belfast 1910

People in Southampton checking the Titanic survivor list posted outside the White Star Line office. April, 1912

RMS Titanic as she leaves Southampton on her maiden voyage (April 10, 1912)

Body of RMS Titanic victim aboard rescue vessel CS Minia being made ready for make-shift coffin. 1912

Titanic lifeboat D, awaiting rescue by the RMS Carpathia[3000x2044]

Titanic 1912

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A powerful message

The Soviet Union had Winnie the Pooh, but he was brown and awesome

Guy visits his friend’s grave. This is what friendship sounds like

Fresh Off The Boat With Eddie Huang: Chengdu (Part 2)

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone

Formula 1 Pit Stops 1950 & Today

Cool Time-Lapse video from Zero (birth) to 14-Year-Old Girl

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A gallery of damn funny Unnecessary Censorship – Leenks

Your damn awesome pictures and videos of the day – Ned Hardy

Leaflet tells Jews to register in East Ukraine – USA Today

Hook-up with this C-130 Aircrew Marine gal (17 Photos) – The Brigade

Selena Gomez showing some nice cleavage – Celeb Jihad

5 Terrifying Ways Police Can Legally Screw You Over – Linkiest

Emily Ratajkowski took an awesome picture for Instagram – Drunken Stepfather

This ‘Bugatti’ Toaster Puts All Other Toasters To Shame – Business Insider

A woman’s abs are something like magic – Bro My God

21 GIFs That Prove Volleyball Is the Sexiest Sexy Sport On Earth – Total Pro Sports

Another hotness from one of those bikini coffee shops – Double Viking

Kim Kardashian’s booty overflowing on a bike seat – Celeb Slam

30 t-shirts everyone should own – World Wide Interweb

This Guy Got $58 Million for 15 Months of Work – Time

Girls in Yoga Pants…nuff said – Classy Bro

22 Of The Most Hipster Foods On Earth – Radass

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I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I take your children, and that’s just the start. 
I’m more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. 
If you need me, remember I’m easily found,
I live all around you – in schools and in town 
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door. 
I’m made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. 
In your child’s closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should. 
I have many names, but there’s one you know best, I’m sure you’ve heard of me, my name is crystal meth. 
My power is awesome, try me you’ll see, But if you do, you may never break free. 
Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I’ll own your soul. 
When I possess you, you’ll steal and you’ll lie, You do what you have to — just to get high. 
The crimes you’ll commit for my narcotic charms Will be worth the pleasure you’ll feel in your arms. 
You’ll lie to your mother, you’ll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, you should feel sad. 
But you’ll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I’ll be your conscience, I’ll teach you my ways. 
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids, I turn people from God, and separate friends. 
I’ll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I’ll be with you always — right by your side. 
You’ll give up everything – your family, your home, Your friends, your money, then you’ll be alone. 
I’ll take and take, till you have nothing more to give, When I’m finished with you, you’ll be lucky to live. 
If you try me be warned – this is no game, If given the chance, I’ll drive you insane. 
I’ll ravish your body, I’ll control your mind, I’ll own you completely, your soul will be mine. 
The nightmares I’ll give you while lying in bed, The voices you’ll hear, from inside your head. 
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you’ll see, I want you to know, these are all gifts from me. 
But then it’s too late, and you’ll know in your heart, That you are mine, and we shall not part. 
You’ll regret that you tried me, they always do, But you came to me, not I to you. 
You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold. 
You could have said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say? 
I’ll be your master, you will be my slave, I’ll even go with you, when you go to your grave. 
Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It’s all up to you. 
I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell.

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