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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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If you trained in MMA for 4 hours a day, 5 days a week, for 1 whole year, how good would you be at holding your own in a street fight or the ring?

I actually did exactly this for one year (5 hours a day, 5 days a week) for a year with no prior experience. I mainly focused on boxing and wrestling. BJJ and Muay Thai techniques were secondary in priority. I sparred everyday and power-lifted to get strong, not big. I was 5′8 and weighed 140 pounds (like Bruce Lee) and was able to put up a fight pretty well against any guy that did not train in any martial arts. It was actually surprisingly easy to beat guys who weighed even twice as much as me *as long as they did not have any martial arts, boxing, or wrestling experience.*

I got to test this out in several ways. I sparred with bigger guys who just started doing MMA and beat them. I never competed officially because a guy competing in my weight division would whoop my butt more so than any huge bully meathead could. I would advise you to avoid competitions until you develop some sort of immunity to muay thai kicks and develop some serious wrestling reflexes. That would at least prevent you from losing terribly. You can get seriously hurt with muay thai kicks. There is no way around it either. You must make your shins hard. It will take years to be on par with an opponent. If you don’t have a good grasping of wrestling positioning, you’re set up to lose.

Another way I found out unfortunately, was by having to defend myself on the street a few times. I never hurt anybody seriously, but I have taken down guys who were attacking me. I was so surprised the first time I got atttacked because I didn’t even think the guy would end up on the floor so easily. That gave me time to run for safety. I also submitted another guy & I tried to talk him out of fighting me. I had to run to avoid HURTING HIM (he continued attacking after I let go because his ego couldn’t take the fact that a short skinny guy submitted him). My friends told me that I once beat up a guy who was trying to rob us all at night time. I couldnt remember anything because I was on my insomnia medications but apparently I won by using BASIC boxing and several continuous fast punches. This happened in a sketch neighborhood a few years back. I had a cut on my face, but allegedly, the attackers face was left unsightly. The attacker was allegedly slightly larger than me.

If you spar enough, your reflexes will win the fight for you if the attacker is unarmed & inexperienced. Its just how it works. Just make sure you only use it for self defense. Its hard to know when to switch to combat mode and “stop being civil.” That is actually what is going to determine whether you win or not. For me, seeing a fist coming in my direction or seeing an angry or malicious stare is enough for me to “accept” the situation and abandon those boundaries and be mentally prepared to fight. Its really hard to do especially if youre generally a good person who does not like hurting other people. But if you’ve been beat up or jumped before you already understand that fighting back is a lot better of an option than just standing there and taking it.

I currently just wrestle as a hobby and can say that as long as the guy has little experience, you can beat him in wrestling no matter the size. There is a certain point when a big guy who is a novice’s skill level becomes competent enough to occassionally beat you. This applies to all sports though. If a bigger or fitter guy knows enough of the basics, he stands a chance at beating you, even if you know more techniques than him, (unless your arsenal of techniques are specifically tailored to beat bigger opponents).

 

 

What’s the best way to escape the police in a high-speed car chase?

Simple: Elude law enforcement in a jurisdiction with a strict pursuit policy. In my department, unless a suspect vehicle was an obvious DWI (swerving white line to white line, erratic speed changes) or had committed a violent felony, vehicle pursuits got cancelled by a commander almost instantly. There is so much liability at play in a pursuit situation that many departments are getting very conservative in their response protocols to situations like this. 

As far as maneuvering tactics when they’re actually pursuing you, there’s really no sense diving in – you’ve got too many things going against you:

  • Communication. Every involved officer, as well as their supervisors and their supervisors’ supervisors, have radios, both in-car and portable on their person. Can you dial your cell phone and drive with one hand at 120 mph while you coordinate with accomplices miles down the road? Probably not.
  • Collaboration. If a pursuit has been sanctioned, the longer it goes on the more officers are going to be in on the hunt. And if you stray toward the boundary of a jurisdiction (city limit, county border, and so on), you’re going to get mutual aid response from other agencies, who may be even less restricted than your original pursuers. Have fun with that.
  • Convergence. You can go in one direction at a time, but law enforcement response to your location will be omnidirectional. You’re going to have LEOs swarming your vehicle from 360 degrees and, if a helicopter gets tossed in the mix, three dimensions. You simply cannot go fast enough to counter this. Even if you were trying to elude the North Dakota Highway Patrol on I-94 in an Italian supercar, you’ve still got a lot of variables to buck regarding interagency cooperation.
  • Contraptions. Hope you’ve got solid rubber tires, because if the agency gets a lock on your direction of flight, you’re getting spiked – and if you hit spikes, you’re hosed. You’ll drive for a while, because spike strips are designed to puncture tires so they slowly deflate as opposed to blowing out. But once they’re flat, driving on them will make them disintegrate; then you’re driving on rims. Now you’re limited to fifteen to twenty miles per hour, and you’re in danger of your vehicle catching fire from the spraying sparks. Meanwhile, the agency is moving the K-9 unit to point position so when you shoulder your smoldering jalopy and make a run for it, Cujo’s got less ground to cover before he eats your forearm. Did you think to wear chain mail?
  • Concentration. How often do you drive in this manner? Unless you’re running because you’re on parole, this is likely your first dance. Sure, you’ve driven fast before – for a while. Then, for whatever reason, you got uncomfortable and backed off. Maybe your car made a sound you got concerned about, maybe you caught a glint you thought might be a trooper’s windshield, maybe you thought you heard the faintest pulses of a siren. Whatever it was, it weakened your resolve and you slowed down. You have no such luxury here. And while this is fresh for you, this is, to many of the people pursuing you, another day another dollar. They’ve trained for this in training scenarios and have been involved in pursuits in the field. They run code multiple times a week. Even if one of your pursuers was a rookie who got eaten up by the stress, there will be a dozen vets to take his place.
  • Cognizance. Unless you’ve lived around and driven on your path of flight for decades, I can almost guarantee you do not know it as well as your pursuers. I drove a hundred miles a night, four nights a week, on the same few dozen streets in my beat. I knew every pothole and curbstone, every back alley and shortcut. Plus, supplementing my knowledge was dispatch, who had a real time, God’s eye view of the situation, and who could foreshadow upcoming turns based on officers’ GPS and current road conditions.
  • Conveyances. Your chosen city of flight may have the rattiest squad cars in the country, but they have the distinct benefit of redundancy. Your escape vehicle is precious, because there is only one. Nuke a tire from hitting spikes or a pothole, and you’re roasted. If a patrol car has a blowout, that unit will fall out and be replaced by another. If you think your car can outrun and outlast what will effectively be an infinite number of responding unit vehicles (when you account for interagency involvement), have at it; otherwise, you may need to rethink your day.
  • Control. What is your flight plan – are you going to rely on top end speed on the open highway? Or are you going to try to lose responding officers in an intricate series of turns? You’ve got a tall order ahead either way.
  1. First, if you’ve got something in your hands that can outperform Crown Victoria and Charger interceptors on the interstate, you’re going to be relatively easy to spot – you won’t be doing this in a stock Toyota. Second, you’ve got Little Brother to worry about – if you wax someone’s doors at double the speed limit, they’re probably going to call the police. Instant update to last known location and direction of travel, which allows retriangulation if you managed to create space. You probably haven’t, though, because even with vehicles capable of impressive top end speed, there comes a point where the vehicle is so functionally light you can no longer safely operate it in real world driving conditions. My top speed running code in a Crown Vic was 134 mph, which was frankly stupid – the suspension was floating so badly that driving over a heads-up penny probably would have sent me into a terminal fishtail. This all means that, while you may maintain some semblance of distance between yourself and the point car, you’re very unlikely to be completely leaving them in your sonic wake.
  2. Alternately, if you’re banking on turns (you got me, pun intended), you’re going to have to keep your head about you. Stress has a tendency to get the better of your attempts at rational thought. Was that three lefts or four? This looks familiar, I’d better go the other way…was that a school crossing sign or a dead end sign? Is Main Street continuous this far south? Which side of the tracks am I on? Ah, now we’re cooking with – what? Since when is there a cul-de-sac here? Game over – whether that consists of walking backward at gunpoint or feeling Cujo getting his nom nom nom on.

As you may have gathered, I am of the opinion that there is no right answer to this question. Vehicle pursuits never end well – I’ve never seen an authorized pursuit go down and then heard a commander say, “Gee, that was tidy.” If the pursuit is terminated by a supervisor, it’s bad because the suspect got away. If it gets authorized, it’s not going to have a pretty ending, most likely. The vast majority of the time, the suspect ends up needing medical attention by the time it’s over. It might be for something minor, like flushing pepper spray out of your eyes, pulling TASER barbs out of your flesh, or treating a dog bite. It might be something major, like pronouncing you and your two passengers dead after your car hits an oak tree at 107 mph (seen it – decidedly unpretty). Take all the liberties you want with your own life and death – but running from the police puts scores of people in harm’s way, even for a short pursuit.

No matter the charge or the perceived consequences, never run from the police.

Justin Freeman, Former Patrol Officer

 

 

Did Japan have a war plan against the US after Pearl Harbor?

Yes, Japan did have a war plan against the US after Pearl Harbor.

Japan’s hopes was that after destroying the Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, that it would take at minimum 2 years for the US to rebuild the fleet back up to seriously take on the Japanese fleet.

Fortunately for us, the three air-craft carriers that were apart of the Pacific Fleet were out to sea, each on their own mission. The USS Lexington and Task Force 12 left Pearl Harbor on December 5th to deliver 18 SB2U Vindicator Dive Bombers designated VSMB-231 to Midway Island. USS Saratoga was in San Diego in order to embark her air group that had been training ashore during her refitting.. And USS Enterprise left Pearl Harbor on November 28th to deliver VMF-211 to Wake Island.

Japan’s plan was basically knock out the US fleet leaving them the dominant unchallenged power for at least 2 years. During this time Japan would conquer Dutch East Indies (Indonesia) and Malaya for their oil and rubber. Not to mention the many other islands and coastal territories that they conquered in order to gain access to other resources to build and maintain their military, such as coal and iron.

Once they’ve secured the necessary resources to continue to become self-sufficient, Japan would heavily fortify every island territory. The Japanese military leaders (who ignored the warnings of Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto that there was no way to win a war with the US), believed that by doing this they would ensure their victory against the US. The idea was that by heavily fortifying every island would cost the US thousands to tens of thousands of casualties in order to just take one island. Even if the US defeated the Japanese defenders, Japanese military leaders believed that the cost to take one island would be considered too great and eventually the US would come back to the negotiation tables with much better terms for them.

However, Japan underestimated the US’s industrial ability. Prior to the start of the war, the US only had a total of 352 US Navy vessels operating in and around US territories; the Pacific Fleet itself consisted of less than half of that, 172 ships. It took the US less than a year to not only rebuild enough ships to fill the US Pacific Fleet, but by the end of the war the US Navy was operating 6,768 ships. Where as Japan’s fleet at the start was at 401 vessels.

They also underestimated the American people’s determination. Instead of being demoralized, like the Japanese military leaders believed would happen, it energized and encouraged Americans from across the country. Within weeks, there was over 1 million volunteers. By 1944, the US military was a 12 million man powerhouse… just an fyi, the USSR military was also around 12 million man strong.

To summarize, the Japanese military never had any hope of winning a conventional war against the US. Even if they managed to pull off their turtle defense strategy and stockpiled enough critical resources to continue to operate, the US military would’ve eventually found a way to crack their defenses. Who knows, instead of just skipping one island, we might have skipped two or three

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Confessions Of A Financial Dominatrix

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financial dominatrix

Goddess Nia is a 23-year old college graduate and a full-time financial dominatrix: Submissive men obey her by sending the money she demands and purchasing gifts. She expects to earn $60,000 this year, plus presents like Burberry trench coats and a new iPad. Her “pay pigs” include a celebrity chef and a powerful CEO. This is her story.

One night, surfing Tumblr, I came across a dominatrix’s blog. I found myself really attracted to what I was reading. I thought, What would it be like to walk into a party and answer that dreaded, anxiety-filled question, “What do you do?” with the response, “I’m a professional dominatrix.”

I wasn’t ready for a dungeon, and wasn’t sure about human interaction at all. But I saw that some fin-dommes don’t even meet their pay-pigs — or human ATMs — or slaves — whatever you want to call them. So I told my boyfriend, and he was very encouraging. He’s all about going against the grain.

The first step was joining websites catering to the BDSM community. They’re social networking sites with options for specific kinks. I joined all the groups related to fin-dommes. I had to create a persona. You can’t be struggling or desperate. The subs want a woman who likes to splurge, who likes bags and shoes. You need to be bossy, demand to be spoiled. So I uploaded pictures and wrote a bratty profile like, “Guess what? You work so hard on making all this money, and now I’m taking it! Just like that. How does that make you feel?”

Suddenly I had extremely wealthy, successful figures getting in touch with me. They feel enslaved by their companies; they’ve spent their whole lives making money for other people. They want to release that.

Initially, I make them fill out an application. Then I tell them to send me a “tribute,” to know that they’re serious. That’s done through PayPal or GreenDot MoneyPak. I also have a registry and a P.O. box. My wish list ranges from a memory foam mattress to a Chanel clutch. The first pig I ever had sent me a $500 Amazon card. When it arrived, I was like, “Holy shit, this is real, this is real, holy shit.” I was so giddy! My world had opened up.

Another sub wrote, “Goddess Nia, you’re a perfect 10. I want to be your pay pig.” I said, “Did I ask you to rate me on some misogynist scale? Fuck you. I want you to send me a tribute, and I want you send it in all ten-dollar bills, since I’m such a perfect ten. And I want it to be $1000.” He did it.

The first time I met a sub in person was at the Standard Grill, right around the corner was the Apple store in the meatpacking district. I said, “Before you speak, we’re going to the Apple store around the corner.” Right then and there, he bought me a new iPad with all the accessories. One sub took me to Burberry on 57th Street and bought me a trench coat, while I was all bratty about it.

Emasculation. Sissy-fication. People put in their credit-card information and call me just to have me answer and ignore them. I’ll run errands and neglect them on the phone all day.

After six months of hard work and a lot of mind-blowing propositions — from covering my rent for a year to paying to watch me eat cake and listen to my stomach digest food — I have three main pigs.

Sub-Chef is a super-successful restaurateur. He’s the only one who’s ever crossed the line sexually, because he confessed to masturbating to me. So I put his cock in a cage. Now he’s inside a chastity belt and can only masturbate one week out of the month, and that’s only if he can answer my trivia questions. Isn’t it crazy? This famous chef is walking around in a cock cage. When he failed a quiz about Arrested Development, I ordered him to write 2,000 words on the meaning of obedience and wouldn’t unlock the cage. I went to one of his restaurants and said, “My moules frites are subpar; you have to personally remake them now.” Meanwhile, the key to his cock cage is around my neck, and the waitress is watching from the corner.

Tiny Tim works in investment banking. I made him wear an anal plug to a major presentation. I watched him insert it on Skype, and he couldn’t take it out until I ordered him to.

Then there’s Guinea Pig. I literally take care of all his finances; I give him an allowance. I let him pay his rent, buy his necessities, and then I spend the rest.

I make somewhere between $3,000 and $5,000 each month. Most of it goes to student loans. One Goddess I know makes a million a year, and she was just gifted a Mercedes. But those women have been doing it forever and actually have a sexual connection. There’s nothing sexual in it for me. I’ve never been with any of them physically.

I’m rewarded in other ways. It’s therapeutic for these guys, and in a strange way, I care about them. The power that money has over these men — the fear they have over losing everything — they’re trapped by it. This is a way of getting treatment. My subs say, “I love you Goddess; I’m so in love with you, Goddess.” My answer to them is always: Good. Good job.

Someone once said, “I will pay to be your human toilet, because I feel lower than shit. Will you defecate in my mouth?” I said no. I have boundaries. Like, I won’t get into blackmailing, threatening to call someone’s wife if he doesn’t pay up. The idea of ruining a marriage is too fucked up for me, but men actually sign contracts giving fin-dommes permission to do this. The adrenaline they get over a complete loss of control — having no power over body, mind, wallet, or privacy — is the ultimate rush.

Another personal rule is I won’t bankrupt anybody. I only deal with wealthy people. Guinea Pig only makes $400,000 a year, but Sub-Chef makes more than a million.

When I first started, I wanted the money and excitement. Now I’m kind of hooked. I’ll make at least $60,000 this year, and there’s so much freedom. Not many people know about it. My family thinks I’m a nanny, and my roommates probably think I’m a shopping-addicted call girl or something. I don’t care.

My boyfriend worries that being a financial dominatrix is changing me. I come from no money — my family struggled. Now I love nice things: comfort, art, beauty, feeling good. It’s nice to feel worthy of luxury. I won’t apologize for that.

People consider being a domme sex work. And it is. There’s a certain release I’m offering, and I’m fine with that, even though nothing about this job is sexual for me. I never feel dirty. I feel fucking awesome. I’m so over placing the struggling artist on a pedestal. And I’m not hurting anyone. Well, not really.

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The Dumping Grounds

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The Story of ‘Sandstorm’ by Darude

 

Grateful kid gets a chopping board as a prank gift

 

This Is What A Subaru Impreza With $250,000 Of Modifications Looks Like

 

The Only Michelin-Starred Tempura Restaurant in America

 

Pastry Chef Attempts To Make Gourmet Gushers

 

Idiocracy – Prison Escape scene

 

John Boyega’s reaction to seeing himself with a lightsaber for the first time

 

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Linakge

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The Best Night $500,000 Can Buy – GQ

The $1.5 Million EarthRoamer XV-HD Is a Go-Anywhere Rolling Fortress – Maxim

A card game for people who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats – Exploding Kittens

Actual Satanists Reveal The Biggest Misconceptions Everyone Has About Their Religion – Weird History

My Family’s Slave. She lived with us for 56 years. She raised me and my siblings without pay. I was 11, a typical American kid, before I realized who she was – The Atlantic

The Mysterious Creator Of Bitcoin Has Baffled Investors For Years – Unilad

A Month-by-Month Guide to Saving $1,000 and Ending the Paycheck to Paycheck Lifestyle – The Penny Hoarder

Hacking the Tax Plan: Ways to Profit Off the Republican Tax Bill – NY Times

Sean Parker unloads on Facebook “exploiting” human psychology – Axios

The Libido Drug – Mens Journal

How To Tell If Your Significant Other Has Been Disloyal – Buzz

Hot Pictures Of Yovanna Ventura – Lurk And Perv

9 Beliefs You Have to Let Go If You Want to Find Inner Peace – Tiny Buddha

As Putin seethes over Olympic ban, doping whistleblower fears for his life – Yahoo

Sommer Ray and her Mom Pose Slutty Together – Drunken Stepfather

30 innovations that improved the world in 2017 – Mashable

The Daily Picdump – Leenks

The BEST of Hump Day 2017 – Radass

Instagram Is Now a Dating Platform, Too. Here’s How It Works – NY Times

Dude stole $1 million in chips – then checked himself into casino’s hotel to live like a king – Rolling Stone

I was an Amazon delivery driver: What it’s like to work in the tech giant’s citizen package brigade – Geekwire

Our Favorite Sports Moments of 2017 – The Wire

Russian Opposition Leader Barred From Running Against Putin In 2018 – NPR

Kristen Bell, Taylor Swift and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

The 7 Best Martial Arts Fight Scenes in Movie History – Grumpy Sloth

Tired of Negative News, Man Tweets Positive Things That Happened This Year – Sad And Useless

55 Savage Assholes Who We’d Hate If They Weren’t So Funny – Runt Of The Web d

With Net Neutrality Dead, Proposed Bill Promises Internet “Fast Lanes” – Inverse

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Hot Instagram Girl Of The Day: Angie Varona

There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With

The Daily Man-Up

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Imagine this….it’s cold, raining, and pitch black outside.

Your alarm clock goes off…it’s 5 am and you are trying to wake up two hours earlier than you ever have in your life.

It’s day one of this new ritual….you’re pissed. You’re just not having it at this ungodly hour.

You think to yourself…I could get up and start my day or I could just go back to sleep.

You’re at a crossroads.

This is when the excuses come into your head while you’re laying there….

  • “I’m just not a morning person.”
  • “My bed is way too warm.”
  • “It’s cold and raining out.”
  • “I don’t even have clean gym clothes.”
  • “I’m way too busy today.”
  • “I guess I’m just  a night owl.”

And the excuses continue….

Guess what? They will continue to happen that way unless you get ahead of your excuses.

The truth is successful people wake up early.

“Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day.” – Jim Rohn

Benjamin Franklin, Howard Schultz, Grant Cardone, Barack Obama, Richard Branson, Dwayne the Rock” Johnson, and Tim Cook just to name a few.

Model your life based on the success of others.

The average US person wakes up between 6-730am. If you’re able to get up at 5 or 530am you will have 1-2 hours of uninterrupted time.

With a head start on the rest of the country you get to decide what you want to do with your time.

You get to take back your time.

The mornings are time for you to be selfish. Besides, self-improvement is a selfish activity!

We have been taught to think of selfishness as unhelpful but unless you take care of yourself you won’t be as good to others.

When you focusing on habits of self-improvement you will slowly become the best version of yourself…which in turn leads to being better for everyone else as well.

You simply can’t love and connect with others until you love and connect with yourself first.

Waking up early is a great time to be selfish for all the right reasons.

Check out the rest of the article here

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A Few Problems Faced By People Living In First World Countries


Confessions Of A Man Who Wants His Leg Amputated

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Tell me a little bit about yourself

I’m retired, but I was a self-employed construction worker my whole life. I’m married to my second wife and we have a large blended family, including two grandchildren who live with us. I’m a big guy: about six-foot-three, fairly muscular, and I’ve always been very strong. My biggest problem is a complete secret: I have an unexplainable desire to do something that most people would dread. I want to have my left leg amputated, just above the knee. I strongly feel that my left leg just shouldn’t be on my body. I’ve thought about it obsessively every single day of my life.

Literally your whole life?

It’s always been there but it got much worse when I was going through a divorce in my late twenties. I met my first wife when I was a teenager and we had a child before I turned 19.

Married with a baby, that’s a lot of responsibility for a teenager …

It was a big weight to carry, and I was only making $1.50 an hour. We built a house and I started my own construction business when I was 23. I put all my energy into that and my income kept doubling. I often traveled for work and sometimes I was gone for five days at a time. That’s when she started fooling around on me. I don’t think it was because I was a workaholic — I think my absence just presented the opportunity. She didn’t think we were having enough fun, but I was trying to build a business so we could have a nice future. I divorced her and was single for nearly five years before I met my current wife.

Does anyone know about it?

I recently told my wife, but if anyone else who knows me found out, it would be devastating. Nobody understands it and a lot of people depend on me and think I’m perfect.

Can you describe the precise thoughts?

It’s a strong feeling that I should have been born without my left leg. If I make eye contact with it and I’m not fully concentrating on something else, I obsessively think: This leg shouldn’t be there. And it’s very disturbing because I know that’s not normal. It’s like my brain perceives my body without a left leg. I can be talking to someone and suddenly unable to focus on what they are saying because I’m thinking about my leg and wishing it wasn’t there.  It’s an overwhelming urge. I might be dozing on a recliner and I get this weird feeling around my knee that that’s where it needs to be off. The busier I am the more I can control it, but if I get stressed the thoughts intensify.

Do you remember when it began?

When I was about 5 or 6. I was in downtown L.A., and since it was just after the war, there were lots of amputees around. I vividly remember seeing a man get off a streetcar. He had a peg leg and I thought: I wish that were me. Later, I began to tuck my foot right up behind my bottom when I was in bed at night — little kids are very flexible. I’d then place the covers down over my knee so it looked like there was nothing there.

Over the years I developed a bit of a non-sexual peg leg fetish. I remember around 10 years old being with my grandfather on a construction job and I made myself one. I told him it was for a Halloween costume, but it was nowhere near October. But not once did I think there was anyone else in the world who had these thoughts and I didn’t think about removing it.

Did you ever see an amputation up close?

When I was a kid, a relative’s husband got his hand stuck in a machine and he cut some of his fingers off. I recall visiting them and they were playing cards with another couple he’d met through rehab. I shouldn’t even remember any of this except this other guy had lost his left leg. He was sitting in a chair, wearing a pair of jeans, and his leg was off above where the cuff of the jeans were so the cuff was empty. 

It stuck in my mind. It was around the same time I saw the guy with a peg leg. Later a close male relative who was a race-car driver got in a bad accident and ended up having his leg amputated. 

Were you jealous?

No, I was really young. Well, you know, actually I’m not too sure that I wasn’t. He didn’t like the fact that he didn’t have that leg, but I would have relished it.

Does it accompany any sexual desires?

It’s not sexual — I don’t get off thinking about myself without a leg.  The only sexual connection I can think of is that I have wondered what it would be like having sex with that leg missing.

Does that thought excite you?

No. Actually, there is one way that sex is involved. I have these early morning episodes, almost panic attacks, and one of the things that relieves them is for me to roll over to my wife and do a little hugging and kissing and maybe make love. It’s one of the only times I’m relieved of the thoughts.

What was your childhood like? Did you ever experience any trauma or unsettling events?

I’m an only child and I grew up with my parents who worked together. My dad was a builder and my mom would help him with his business. They lived 70 years together almost every day. I was around loving people.

I didn’t have much pressure, but my parents were firm about certain morals: Don’t lie, don’t steal, don’t cheat on your taxes or your wife. However, I’ve had a lot of stress in my adult life. I went through a divorce. I’ve raised many kids, two of whom my current wife took in as foster children. Two of our kids are not with us anymore. One was killed in a motorcycle accident and another died suddenly of heart failure. My oldest had a bit of a problem with drugs, so we ended up raising the kids. Also, I’m an only child, so I was the sole caregiver for my parents for the last few years of their life. I’ve lived through a lot.

It was less of a problem when I was a young teen — I was distracted by cars and girls. When I was approaching 30, following my divorce, I started to think I was going crazy. It bothered me more and more, and then one day I thought I should just get a saw and chop my leg off.

Do you spend much time thinking about having it removed?

I’ve worked around heavy equipment my whole life, so I’ve thought about smashing it. I’ve thought about sawing it. I’ve made quite serious physical preparations at least three times. I recently got to the point I just couldn’t stand it anymore and thought about telling my doctor what I was planning and to expect me to be in the parking lot of a hospital. I figured I’d put a bunch of rope around it real tight and take a saw and chop it off. That way I’d get immediate medical help. I would also saw the leg into two or three pieces so they couldn’t put it back on.

There was one time I had a laborer working here on the property and I started my chainsaw to cut off a small tree close to the ground so he could easily remove the stump. I was standing on the side of the hill with this chainsaw in my hand and I just thought, Oh, it would be so easy. The temptation was very real.  

It seems like a real tension: You are so strong and physical and capable, so if you were to remove your leg, it would really alter your quality of life.

It would. However, I’ve done so much peg leg research that I know how to walk on one. But it’s true, I don’t want to be handicapped. I’m very active. I ski. I use heavy equipment. My wife and I love to dance ’50s swing together. I have many acres of property to take care of.  I’m into classic cars and I have four of them, two of which are stick shift. I will most likely die with two feet, mainly because of my family, my responsibilities, and my wife. If I only had myself to consider, I’d probably do it.

But you didn’t tell your first wife?

No. I knew she wasn’t a very understanding person and I lived with it better then. I put all my thoughts into building my business rather than cutting off my leg. During my divorce was the first time I made a serious plan to stage an accident and just do it.

What did you do?

I modified a dump truck and I was gonna stick my leg in the bed hinge and let the bed down. The fear of bleeding to death is the only thing that stopped me. I wasn’t scared of the pain. I didn’t want to die. I’m not that unhappy a person. 

How close were you?

I guess I was about ten seconds away.

How did you feel in the moments leading up to it?

My heart was racing and I was repeating in my head I have to do this I have to do this I have to do this. Then I thought No, I’m not going to do this now. I had put a bungee cord around the leg to act as a tourniquet and I wondered if it could really control the bleeding.

Do you regret not going through with it?

It’s my biggest regret, ever. It would all be gone by now and I’d have had enough time to get used to living without my leg. If it was what my psyche really needed, it would have been accomplished.

How often do you think about your leg?

It’s the first thing I think about every single day, and then the thoughts come hourly. I sleep about five hours each night. I used to jump up to try and get it out of my mind, but now I just lay there and sometimes I’ll fall into a sort of half sleep and have a dream and actually convince myself that it’s not there only to wake up and find out that it is, and that’s terribly stressful. 

How did you find out that your condition has a name?

I lived for about 50 years thinking I was the only person who has these thoughts. I have some problems with my left foot — pinched nerves and plantar fasciitis. About 15 years ago, a podiatrist was injecting my foot with cortisone to relieve the pain. I joked and I said, “why don’t you just cut that sucker off?” I followed up asking if anybody ever actually did that. She said, “You don’t have apotemnophilia, do you?” That was the first time I’d ever heard the word. I wrote it down on a piece of paper and tucked it away. About eight years ago, I got it out of my dresser drawer and though I was barely able to use a computer, I looked it up and I thought, You gotta be kidding me. There’s actually other people who feel this way. Even though I don’t have apotemnophilia, I learned about BIID. 

Did you seek therapy?

No, but I did I try to get help after the dump truck incident. I went to my family doctor, but he freaked out and said that it’s a sexual disorder that had cranked up because I was single — everyone thought it was a sexual thing back then. He sent me to talk to another guy who said the same thing and referred me to another who agreed. All three were old men and they screwed me up worse than I already was. The average psychologist doesn’t know anything about it. I wished I hadn’t told anyone. 

How did you end up telling your wife?

Several years ago, I got to a point where I couldn’t cope and I broke down and told her. She suspected there was a problem because I have vivid dreams and I talk in my sleep. Whenever I see myself in a dream I don’t have my left leg. I regularly wake up distressed and sweaty after euphoric dreams of living without that leg. I once told her I’d had a dream that my leg was cut off, so I think she thought I had a fear of losing my leg. She’s a sweetheart, but she could hardly deal with it — she thought I was kidding. It was horrible; I felt like someone lifted an animal off my shoulders only to realize that she couldn’t accept it. And of course, she couldn’t. I seemed like an idiot.

Did she change her mind about it after she’d had time to process what she’d learned?

I have a briefcase full of material from the internet. She read it all and said, “Well, I really want you to be happy,” but a few weeks after that she said she just couldn’t handle it. She’s come around a little bit. I understand why she doesn’t like to hear about it, but I’ve come to realize that it helps to talk. But it upsets her, so I refrain from discussing it. 

Was there a change in how you felt after you told your wife?

It had been bottled up inside me for so long so it was a release. But the last thing I want to do is alienate myself from the love of my life. And because she wasn’t very understanding when I first told her — what normal person would be? — I was worried about that. Following one of our conversations, she cried and told me that if I cut it off she’d divorce me. She later said she wouldn’t. 

Have you ever tried to numb it so you can’t feel it?

No, but I’ve heard that in the U.K. the popular thing to do is put on a tourniquet and place your leg it in a bucket of dry ice so it’s dead and has to be cut off. I could never do that — it seems like it would be awful painful. It sounds stupid, but it’s a very visual thing, so when I can’t see it, I’m not so bothered.

Are you a visual person?

Very much so. My wife and I like people watching. I like to look at the view of my property from my house. I like to look at my cars and, this might be a little tacky, I like to keep the lights on.

Do you do things to avoid looking at your leg?

My wife and I have a double recliner and in the evenings we sit and watch TV. Most of the time I have my leg down the crack between the two footrests because I get so irritated when I see it. 

Have there been especially stressful moments where it’s worse than other times? What about when you were caring for your ailing parents?

No, because I was so involved with taking care of them that I didn’t have time for it. It’s the worst when I get stressed over a bunch of little things or when I’m alone with no distraction — that’s when I think about doing something to “fix the problem.”

About a year ago, I thought, I have to get the opinion of someone who knows a lot about this. I called the Columbia professor Dr. First; he asked me ten minutes’ worth of questions and said he thinks I have it as bad as it comes. And he told me about a man called the Gatekeeper who could offer me a surgical option if that was what I was interested in.

The Gatekeeper?

Yes. He’s a man who also has this problem. He went overseas to have his left leg amputated and now he helps people like me. I’ve been cleared, so I just have to say the word and he’ll make it happen. He says surgery will fix your life. 

But there are some people I have exchanged emails with, via an online group. All of them have had left leg amputations. They still obsess about their limbs and talk about other amputations even though the leg is gone and they claim to be much happier. My dream is if I had this leg amputated it would all go away and I’d be a normal person, with a fake leg. That’s the difference between me and these other sufferers. Having the leg gone but still being plagued by these thoughts would make my life worse. Also, I saw photos of one of the amputations he organized and it wasn’t great. 

Does that mean you have an ideal stump in mind?

Oh yes, I even know what kind of closure I would have. There’s two or three different methods, they use two or three different flaps to cover the bone on the end and there’s a type where it’s kind of closed like the scar would be right in the middle and slightly curved around the end. Some of the flaps end up being all bumpy and lumpy. I know exactly how I want it to look: With a centerline closure a couple of inches above the knee. I had a friend who had his leg amputated due to circulation problems. His stump was absolutely pristine, very clean and tapered. 

How do you feel when you see amputees?

Envious, especially if it’s a left leg. But if I see someone with their arm missing I think, Oh my gosh, you poor thing! I wouldn’t want to lose my right leg, either.

If you did have it removed, would you want a wheelchair or a prosthetic leg?

The peg leg thing with no foot has always enthused me. Dr. First suggested that it’s because it doesn’t resemble a real leg, but it’s something I can walk on. I’d like to have three prosthetic legs, one for everyday use, one for special occasions, and a peg leg for fun. I saw a guy at a car show who had one made out of aluminum; he’d decorated it with stickers and other racing memorabilia. 

Does researching amputation calm you down or does it make you feel anxious?

It’s exciting. It can be a little disturbing and it can be a good feeling; it’s like an adrenaline rush. 

What’s the worst thing about this condition?

It’s something I can’t fix. I repair my own cars. I’m building a classic car right now, from scratch. If something’s broken, I want to glue it back together. And I’m responsible for a very large family. I’m a fixer.

Do you think you’ll ever actually do it?

If my wife said, “Go ahead and do it if it will make you happy,” and if I was sure she’d be happy with me doing it, and that I’d be satisfied afterwards, I’d go ahead and do it. But now that I’m learning more about people who have done it but not had any relief from the thoughts, I have more doubts.

Ten years ago, I was just waiting to do it when I retired, thinking I won’t be as busy — I’ll just get that thing off and I’ll be happy the rest of my life. But it doesn’t look like it’s going to work out that way. I guess I do believe that living with only one leg could not possibly be as bad as the everyday torment that this condition causes. The medical community needs to know that.

The Gatekeeper told me a story. He was once at a convention for BIID people and someone came up to him and asked if he could take a pill that would make it go away, would he? And he said, “I don’t think so, because this is who I am.” The difference between us is I would take it. Not necessarily for myself, because in a way this condition is who I am. I would take it for a better life. I would take it for my wife. I would take it for my family.

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The Dumping Grounds

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Cartel Boss Speaks of Life in the Cartel and Fighting El Chapo Guzman

 

Do you guys remember when Liam Neeson wanted to be an improvisational comedian?

 

Star Wars Anime Short Film

 

Here’s Why the Ferrari 250 GT Lusso Is Worth $3 Million

 

How Fleetwood Mac Makes A Song

 

Chili Klaus Faces the Most Extreme Hot Ones Ever

 

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It was sex all the time at this 1800s commune, with anyone you wanted and none of the guilt – Timeline

These Were The Ideal Beauty Standards For Men And Women From Each Decade of The 20th Century – Ranker

2017’s Game Of The Year And Aguably One Of The Best Games Ever Made – The Legend of Zelda Breath Of The Wild

Sommer Ray and Her Hot Mom Gifted Us With Super Sexy Christmas Costumes – Maxim

Top 50 Sexiest Celebs In Tight Dresses – List Monarchy

Putin: Russia warns U.S. against ‘meddling’ in presidential election – USA Today

This Is How To Quit Bad Habits Without Willpower: 3 Secrets From Neuroscience – Barking Up The Wrong Tree

Hot Pictures Of Brittney Palmer – Lurk And Perv

The Daily Picdump – Leenks

Bruce Willis’ daughter got naked (nsfw) – Drunken Stepfather

Things Healthy Couples Don’t Fight About – Fit Yourself

13 sci-fi series starters that will let you visit other worlds – The Verge 

Bella Thorne Looking All Kinds Of Drop Dead Sexy In Retro Lingerie – Popoholic

What the rich do differently: Habits that foster wealth and success – Get Rich Slowly

Why the Secret of a Happy, Successful Marriage Is Treating It Like a Bank Account – The Art Of Manliness

These Hotties Are Generous With The Cleavage – Radass

Let’s Be Real: Americans Are Walking Around With Dirty Anuses – Tonic

29 Shocking Photos Of Modern History’s Most Infamous Assassinations – All That Is Interesting

‘Hamilton’ Is on PornHub, In Case You Need a Break From Naked Boobs – The Blemish

Demi Lovato’s Sweet Cleavage Show – Hollywood Tuna

The Funniest Marriage Tweets of 2017 – Sad And Useless

The 20 Best Gangster Movies of All Time – High Snobiety

The 10 TV shows from 2017 most worthy of your time – Quartz

Everything I Learned from Watching As Much Porn from Around the World As I Could – Mel Magazine

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Pretty Girls Make The World Go Round

A Heavy Metal Dose Of AWESOME TO Help You Celebrate Friday!

The Daily Man-Up

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For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives.

People grow a lot when they are faced with their own mortality. I learnt never to underestimate someone’s capacity for growth. Some changes were phenomenal. Each experienced a variety of emotions, as expected, denial, fear, anger, remorse, more denial and eventually acceptance. Every single patient found their peace before they departed though, every one of them.

When questioned about any regrets they had or anything they would do differently, common themes surfaced again and again. Here are the most common five:

1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

This was the most common regret of all. When people realise that their life is almost over and look back clearly on it, it is easy to see how many dreams have gone unfulfilled. Most people had not honoured even a half of their dreams and had to die knowing that it was due to choices they had made, or not made.

It is very important to try and honour at least some of your dreams along the way. From the moment that you lose your health, it is too late. Health brings a freedom very few realise, until they no longer have it.

2. I wish I didn’t work so hard. 

This came from every male patient that I nursed. They missed their children’s youth and their partner’s companionship. Women also spoke of this regret. But as most were from an older generation, many of the female patients had not been breadwinners. All of the men I nursed deeply regretted spending so much of their lives on the treadmill of a work existence.

By simplifying your lifestyle and making conscious choices along the way, it is possible to not need the income that you think you do. And by creating more space in your life, you become happier and more open to new opportunities, ones more suited to your new lifestyle.

3. I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.

Many people suppressed their feelings in order to keep peace with others. As a result, they settled for a mediocre existence and never became who they were truly capable of becoming. Many developed illnesses relating to the bitterness and resentment they carried as a result.

We cannot control the reactions of others. However, although people may initially react when you change the way you are by speaking honestly, in the end it raises the relationship to a whole new and healthier level. Either that or it releases the unhealthy relationship from your life. Either way, you win.

4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends. 

Often they would not truly realise the full benefits of old friends until their dying weeks and it was not always possible to track them down. Many had become so caught up in their own lives that they had let golden friendships slip by over the years. There were many deep regrets about not giving friendships the time and effort that they deserved. Everyone misses their friends when they are dying.

It is common for anyone in a busy lifestyle to let friendships slip. But when you are faced with your approaching death, the physical details of life fall away. People do want to get their financial affairs in order if possible. But it is not money or status that holds the true importance for them. They want to get things in order more for the benefit of those they love. Usually though, they are too ill and weary to ever manage this task. It is all comes down to love and relationships in the end. That is all that remains in the final weeks, love and relationships.

5. I wish that I had let myself be happier. 

This is a surprisingly common one. Many did not realise until the end that happiness is a choice. They had stayed stuck in old patterns and habits. The so-called ‘comfort’ of familiarity overflowed into their emotions, as well as their physical lives. Fear of change had them pretending to others, and to their selves, that they were content. When deep within, they longed to laugh properly and have silliness in their life again.

When you are on your deathbed, what others think of you is a long way from your mind. How wonderful to be able to let go and smile again, long before you are dying.

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A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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Deaf girl learns she’s going to be a big sister to twins.

 

Pufferfish stays by trapped friend’s side while human cuts net 

 

Kind vet eats breakfast in cage with scared rescue dog

 

A high school student with size 13 feet had been wearing size 10 shoes. When word spread his kicks were too small, his classmates surprised him with two early Christmas presents.

 

Dogs are the best!

 

Two human beings hug each other

 

Her daughter coming home for Christmas, is the best present she could ever get

 

Grandpa tricks his granddaughter

 

Little piggy staying warm this holdiay season

 

Students get janitor new shoes for Christmas

https://vimeo.com/249099508

 

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A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful

The Dumping Grounds

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Please Drink Responsibly

 

Vegan freaks out in restaurant serving meat

 

Most Unncessary DNA Test

 

The Bro Code

 

Gabi Garcia’s Opponent Gets Furious When Gabi Weighs In 27 Pounds Over Her Set Weight!

 

Sniper battle inside Raqqa city. YPJ fighter avoids death by inches

 

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Linkage

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Do you ever see a super-old, super-rich guy out on the town with a super-young girl who’s super out of his league and wonder, how the hell did that happen? This is how it happened – GQ

Colombian ‘Sex Island’ Hosts Raunchy 4-day New Year’s Party with Unlimited Sex and Drugs – Maxim

7 Warning Signs You Need to Break Up with Your Girlfriend – Knowledge For Men

Apple apologizes for iPhone slowdown drama, will offer $29 battery replacements for a year – The Verge

Nifty little kettle that has 6 different temperature setting and will automatically stop when it reaches that temp – Electric Kettle

How Mark Hamill’s Messed Up Face In ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ Led To A Three Decade Mystery – Ranker

How To Become The Toughest Man Alive – Medium

A Beginner’s Guide to Opening an IRA – Life Hacker

10 Surprising Things Your Nails Reveal About Your Health – Trendy 

The fabulous life of Alexa Dell, the 24-year-old billionaire heiress who just got engaged with a million-dollar ring – Insider

A trip to The Villages, a booming retiremement community outside Orlando, where the golf is free, casual sex is everywhere, and there is no cemetery – BuzzFeed

Victoria Lomba’s Booty Deserves Your Attention – Yes Bitch

There Might Be A Universe Inside Every Black Hole – Daily Curiosity

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Every Episode of Black Mirror, Ranked From Worst to Best – Vulture

Bella Thorne’s Got the Lingerie On – Drunken Stepfather

Demi Lovato, Sommer Ray and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

Getting Ripped vs. Getting Strong – The Art Of Manliness

The Daily Picdump – Radass

Michael Jackson wanted to be Spiderman so bad that he attempted to buy Marvel – Movie Pilot

10 Thoughts All Girls Have During Sex – Grumpy Sloth

Why Life Seems to Speed Up over Time, and How to Slow It Down Again – Big Think

Ariana Grande Assumes The Position – Hollywood Tuna

These Charlottee McKinney swimsuit photos are pleasing to the eye – Popoholic

Woman Leaves Her Dog With Dad, Receives Adorable Texts From Him – Sad And Useless

4 Common Mistakes Men Make That Lower Their Testosterone – Return Of Kings

Dr. Phil and his staff have been accused of giving drugs and alcohol to addicts before appearing on his show in efforts to boost ratings – The Blemish

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