“The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.”
― Bill Murray
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5 Tips To Raise A Strong Son – Return Of Kings
How the Tax Bill Will Affect Eight American Families – Bloomberg
NASA Is Close to Picking Between Two Equally Awesome Billion-Dollar Missions – Maxim
The Most Terrifying Figure In The Bible Isn’t Satan, It’s God’s Right-Hand Man – Graveyard Shift
These Earbuds Sound Too Damn Good For Only Being $8! Great Stocking Stuffer! – Amazon
The Most Loyal Dog Breeds – OMG
Her six-hour commute each day seems crazy, but her affordable rent is not – LA Times
The Men Who Are Convinced We’re All Living in a Simulation – Mel Magazine
The 25 Best New Apps Of 2017 – Fast Company
Lucy Pinder looks damn good in lingerie – Drunken Stepfather
10 Of The Most Weird And Macabre Medical Practices Of All Time – Listverse
Man Posts Wild Craigslist Listing Looking To Surprise Wife With Gangbang For Christmas – Today’s Dot
A photographer spent 5 years at Nevada’s brothels and found legal prostitution was nothing like what he thought – Insider
A Fifth Woman Has Accused Danny Masterson of Rape – AV Club
Emma Watson is a breath of fresh air – Popoholic
Ohio pastor under investigation for texts & calls with a minor kills himself – 10TV
Bill Gates Is Still the Best Secret Santa – The Blemish
Sofia Vergara, Olivia Holt and Other Random Women – G-Celeb
Research Shows More People Are Taking Uber Rides to The Hospital Instead of Expensive Ambulances – Radass
Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Working Really Hard – Hollywood Tuna
Here’s How to Tell If Someone Is a Toxic Person in the First 5 Minutes – INC
Poor Dads Who Took Their Daughters To a Boy Band Concert – Sad And Useless
And if you want to see your full ethnic breakdown get yourself a DNA test – Ancestry
15 Things Women Do (On Purpose) To Piss Off Men – The Richest
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During World War I, in the winter of 1914, on the battlefields of Flanders, one of the most unusual events in all of human history took place. The Germans had been in a fierce battle with the British and French. Both sides were dug in, safe in muddy, man-made trenches six to eight feet deep that seemed to stretch forever.
All of a sudden, German troops began to put small Christmas trees, lit with candles, outside of their trenches. Then, they began to sing songs. Across the way, in the “no man’s land” between them, came songs from the British and French troops. Incredibly, many of the Germans, who had worked in England before the war, were able to speak good enough English to propose a “Christmas” truce.
The British and French troops, all along the miles of trenches, accepted. In a few places, allied troops fired at the Germans as they climbed out of their trenches. But the Germans were persistent and Christmas would be celebrated even under the threat of impending death.
According to Stanley Weintraub, who wrote about this event in his book, Silent Night, “signboards arose up and down the trenches in a variety of shapes. They were usually in English, or – from the Germans – in fractured English. Rightly, the Germans assumed that the other side could not read traditional gothic lettering, and that few English understood spoken German. ‘YOU NO FIGHT, WE NO FIGHT’ was the most frequently employed German message. Some British units improvised ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS’ banners and waited for a response. More placards on both sides popped up.”
A spontaneous truce resulted. Soldiers left their trenches, meeting in the middle to shake hands. The first order of business was to bury the dead who had been previously unreachable because of the conflict. Then, they exchanged gifts. Chocolate cake, cognac, postcards, newspapers, tobacco. In a few places, along the trenches, soldiers exchanged rifles for soccer balls and began to play games.
It didn’t last forever. In fact, some of the generals didn’t like it at all and commanded their troops to resume shooting at each other. After all, they were in a war. Soldiers eventually did resume shooting at each other. But only after, in a number of cases, a few days of wasting rounds of ammunition shooting at stars in the sky instead of soldiers in the opposing army across the field.
For a few precious moments there was peace on earth good will toward men.
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It was another day in the office and Jeff was sitting in his desk chair, staring at the lifeless, gray walls which defined“his” space. Jeff hated his job and was generally frustrated with life because he was a slacker and he knew it.
There was the time that he wanted to run a marathon. He bought a new pair of running shoes and a running book, but only showed up to run for a couple of weeks before quitting.
There was the time he wanted to build his own website. He read all about it for months and researched everything. He even put up his own site, but after a couple of weeks, he quit when nobody visited the site.
There was a similar pattern. Jeff would get excited about something and get off to a quick start, but when he didn’t see results, he quickly became discouraged and gave up. After giving up, he would fall back into old habits and life was the same for Jeff day in and day out, year in and year out. And now here he was, bored and frustrated.
It was on this day that Jeff was sent back in time.
He couldn’t tell what had happened, but out of nowhere he found himself in the middle of an ancient construction site. He looked all around trying to get his bearings when he saw it: the Roman Colosseum being built before his very eyes. He thought to himself, “What the hell is going on here?”
Jeff explored the construction site in amazement and came across a man who appeared to be a stonecutter. He was about Jeff’s size with a large hammer, standing next to an even larger rock. As Jeff passed the man, with one great blow, the stonecutter split the giant rock in two.
Jeff thought to himself, “Wow, what a man! I can’t believe he cut that rock with one hit!”
Jeff continued on his journey through the construction site, occasionally thinking about the stonecutter, wishing that he were strong enough to cut rock like the stonecutter had done, with one fell swoop.
Later in the day, by what seemed like fate, Jeff ended up crossing paths with the stonecutter from earlier. This time the man was resting along the side of the road, visibly exhausted. Jeff had to know the stonecutter’s secret.
So he asked the stonecutter, “How did you do that earlier?”
Confused, the stonecutter replied, “Do what?”
Jeff said, “Cut that giant rock.”
The stonecutter replied, “Well, my father was a stonecutter and from a very young age, I began to follow in his footsteps. I showed up every day for years and cut stone after stone. I started very small and worked at it day by day.”
Jeff was still amazed, “When were you finally able to cut giant rocks with one swing of the hammer?”
The stonecutter smiled, “No man can cut a giant rock with one swing.”
“But I saw you do it!” Jeff accused.
“No, what you saw was the final swing. Before that I was hitting that rock for hours. I put all of my strength into each swing even though I knew it might take all day.”
Jeff woke up from his dream.
“Hey dude, what are doing? Are you seriously sleeping right now?” His friend Dave laughed at him.
“Quiet man, my boss is going to here you. I just had a dream. It felt so real.”
He vividly remembered the details of the dream, it really did seem real. So he told the story to Dave, but Dave wasn’t impressed. “That was anti-climactic. It would have been cooler if that dude cut the rock with one swing.”
When he thought about it, Jeff felt the same way. They both wanted to believe in magic.
The moral of the story is this: most people want to believe in overnight success and instant results. What they fail to realize is that there is no such thing. We often focus on the successes and victories that we see in others, but fail to recognize the hard work that led up to it. This may be you, it was Jeff, and at one point, it was me.
What you need to know is everything worthwhile takes time. If you want to see incredible results and make incredible happen, you need persistence and desire. Your ability to cultivate desire and take persistent action is what will make you successful, not your natural talents. It’s all about consistent daily action.
Never forget that what you do on a daily basis determines your habits, and you habits determine who you are, what you accomplish, and the legacy you leave. People will measure you by what you do.
So, if you want to be a writer, develop the habit of writing everyday. If you want to have a nice body, develop the habits of eating well and working out. If you want to work on a project that’s bigger than yourself, work on that project every single day.
Pick a goal or end state that is important to you, maybe it’s something you’ve failed at in the past. Think about what actions you need to take to achieve the goal and start developing those into habits NOW. Commit to taking action every single day for 30 straight days. Don’t quit before 30 days are up, no matter what. Don’t let yourself down by quitting early. Are you really that pathetic? Just stick with it. At the end of the 30 days, you should know whether this is a habit worth continuing or whether it wasn’t what you really wanted.
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"A Red Car for the Red Planet Test flights of new rockets usually contain mass simulators in the form of concrete or steel blocks. That seemed extremely boring. Of course, anything boring is terrible, especially companies, so we decided to send something unusual, something that made us feel. The payload will be an original Tesla Roadster, playing Space Oddity, on a billion year elliptic Mars orbit."
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A priest in South Africa is currently under fire after feeding his congregation rat poison, claiming that they were all above death.
Priest Light Monyeki from Soshanguve, South Africa thought it was a good idea to give the worshipers a bottle of water laced with deadly rat poison Rattex claiming that they will receive nourishment to their bodies and heal their sickness. He was the first to take a sip, then a multitude of congregants joined in to have a drink.
He said: We do not need to proclaim faith because we are believers. Death has no power over us.
After not too long those who had drank the rat poison started complaining of stomach pains and by evening around five of them died. 13 others were quickly rushed to hospital.
Despite the deaths, Pastor Monyeki denied responsibility and he gave the statement “Too much of any good thing could be bad.”
One believer defended the ‘prophet’ by saying: ‘General Light Monyeki. Nothing can stop us. Appointed by God, not people or media. ‘So if God allows it, we gonna do it. The more you talk bad about our family, the more crazy God makes us. ‘If you think it’s demonic or satanic, come deliver us then. We are willing to kneel down before you and get deliverance. But if u can’t do that, keep your opinion to yourself.’
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How Darknet Sellers Build Trust….The Amazon for drug dealing is built around user reviews – Nautilus
Planet Earth II is now out on – Nextflix
The 10 Sexiest Things You Can Say To A Naked Woman – Maxim
This Is My Favorite Pen Of All Time. Feels Really Nice Putting Ink To Paper – Amazon
The 12 Most Unnecessarily Brutal And Sadistic Murders In American Mafia History – Ranker
The Most 2017 Photos Ever – The Atlantic
Here’s How Fans Reacted to The Empire Strikes Back in 1980 – i09
A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks
Unbelievable Photos Captured By Walmart Cameras – OMG
Woman heading to prison after falsely accusing 15 men of rape – NY Post
Valentina Fradegrada Makes It Feel Like It’s Summer All Year Round – Yes Bitch
Ariel Winter Slutty Christmas of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
We looked at the major scientific discoveries from five years ago to see where they are now – Quartz
11 Ideas That Will Rewire Your Brain – Medium
This Fraternity Party Had So Much Alcohol That Even The Air Tested Positive For Alcohol – Radass
The Big Business of Prisoner Care Packages – The Marshall Project
Tennis Star Eugenie Bouchard Spilling Out Of Her Naughty Swimsuit – Popoholic
Arkansas man tells girl he raped from ages 4 to 12 to ‘get over it,’ police say – Kansas City
Enraged naked postal worker goes on killing spree – Fox News
He’s 79 and working full time at Walmart: A sobering truth for those without pensions – Sac Bee
Kimberley Garner Went Thong Paddleboarding in the Caribbean – G-Celeb
Eminem’s Daughter Celebrates Birthday With Tight Top – The Blemish
7 Ways To Tell She’s a B*tch – Grumpy Sloth
12 Best Exercises to Do at Your Desk – Sad And Useless
Want to Make New Friends? Here Are the Best Strategies, According to Psychology – Big Think
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Fear of rejection is a powerful motivator—or more accurately, anti-motivator. The sting of rejection is sharp, probably because most of us consider rejection humiliating. If fear of rejection holds too powerful an influence over your choices, Rejection Therapy may be up your alley.
The free game has one rule: You must be rejected by another person at least once, every single day.
It’s a simple but clever idea designed to help you build confidence and overcome your fear of rejection:
You can think of it as game, but this game involves your life and the treasures are real.
The five objectives of Rejection Therapy are:
1. To be more aware of how irrational social fears control and restrict our lives
2. Smash the tyranny of fear and reap the treasures (treasures include wealth, relationships and self-confidence)
3. Learn from, and even enjoy rejection
4. To not be attached to outcomes, especially when it involves the free agency of other people
5. Permit yourself to fail
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People putting the photo of me crying don’t realize it’s ok lol. I been doing this crying since I was a kid lol. Here’s another one for y’all this is me crying on the awards stand at the junior nationals after losing in the finals. What can I say. I hate losing. #memories #longasscareer #lifeatthetop #20yearshighestlevel
Magic Johnson 13 seasons with the Lakers 5x NBA Champ 3x NBA Finals MVP 3x NBA MVP 12x NBA All-Star 9x All-NBA First Team 9 NBA Finals appearances
Kobe Bryant 20 seasons with the Lakers 5x NBA Champ 2x NBA Finals MVP 1x NBA MVP 18x NBA All-Star 11x All-NBA First Team 7 NBA Finals appearances
TB defensive tackle Sealver Siliga and some friends hit up Applebee’s after losing to the Carolina Panthers earlier in the day — but despite the L, we’re told the guys couldn’t have been nicer.
When the bill came (around 10pm), we’re told Sealver asked the manager how many people were still working in the restaurant … because he wanted to tip every person $100 (from the servers to dishwashers).
In total, Siliga dropped a cool $1,000 … and made everyone’s night.”
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