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Hanging with the Boyzzzz

What episode is this? 

Never underestimate the ingenuity of drunk people

Pepper Sprayed And Proud

So much happening

Dude busting out his A-game moves

Belt Fight

Volcanic Eruption

Ikea doesn’t fuck around

When your flight gets delayed an hour and you spend it power drinking at the Chilis Express

This girl is a beast!

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Humans watch 5 hours of TV and spend 9 hours looking at a screen a day. We. Are. Fucked.

Time is the most valuable commodity on the planet, and it’s the most wasted.

We give our time, our lives, to silly things that do nothing for us nor for anyone else.

That’s insane. To give five hours of your day to something that does nothing for you is incredible.

I’m blown away. We spend our time watching others pretend to live almost as much as we pay attention to our own lives. We spend half of our waking day monitoring the lives of others on social media or TV, completely ignoring the fact that our lives are happening all around us and we’re completely ignorant to it.

This is incredible. It’s insane that we could be so frivolous with our time, that we could throw our lives away just because we’re lazy or dumb or careless with how we use something that, from the moment we pop out of the womb, is declining, counting down with every second we breathe.

Rather than using this time to learn or read or embark on some badass adventure, we glue our eyes to a screen and ignore that wondrous planet and all of the incredible people that are walking by us, often doing the very same thing.

Be Mindful

Mindfulness is becoming a lost art. As we’ve created more and more distractions and things that do things for us, we’ve sat back, got fatter and dumber and more ignorant.

Buck the trend.

Be mindful of how you use your time and what you give your time to. Shut off the TV, cancel the cable, stop looking at your phone and look up for a change.

To waste time is to waste life and my goodness is that becoming a far too common tragedy.

Don’t fall in line with everyone else. Be a true original. Walk your own path, into dangerous corners and live a live worth writing about.

– Chad Howse

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Black travellers in the 1950s had their own guidebook to the US telling them where it was safe to stop, shop, eat and even stay the night (article)

In 1956, the year that federal funding made the Interstate Highway System possible, Jim Crow was still the law of the land. In the South, racial segregation was enforced by law — and had been since shortly after Reconstruction. In many parts of the North, the codes were enforced in practice. This reality made cross-country trips complicated, and sometimes even perilous, for black travelers.

Some African-American tourists would drive all night instead of trying to find lodging in an unfamiliar and possibly dangerous town. They would pack picnics so they could avoid stopping at restaurants that might refuse to serve them. Some people would even carry portable toilets in the trunks of their cars, knowing there was a good chance they would be turned away from roadside restrooms.

But in 1936, a man named Victor Hugo Green started a travel guide to make life on the road easier and safer for black motorists.

The guide listed, state by state, the restaurants, hotels, service stations, and other businesses that would welcome African-American travelers. Green called it “The Negro Motorist Green Book,” or “The Green Book,” for short.

An American woman never learned what happened to her husband, whose plane was shot down over Les Ventes, France during WWII. She finally got her congressman to reopen his case in 2011. She was shocked to learn the town had been memorializing him and his sacrifice for 67 years. (article)

Since learning her husband crashed near here, Peggy has been making an annual pilgrimage. She visits the nearby woods where the plane went down — escorted by 91-year-old Guy Surleau, the only witness still living.

He was able to maintain control of the plane, despite his condition, and avoid the village, Guy said.

A hero in death, at first they buried Billie in their local cemetery and covered his grave with flowers — knee deep. Even after his body was moved to the American cemetery at Normandy, the town continued to take flowers to his grave, assuming he had no living relatives to do so.

Scientists put slime mold onto a model of a map of Tokyo, with food representing urban centers. After a day, it created a network almost identical to Tokyo’s actual rail network. Human designers created that network to be as efficient as possible; slime mold did the same, but without a brain (article)

“it behaves like a colony. Every part rhythmically expands and contracts, pushing around the fluid inside. If one part of the plasmodium touches something attractive, like food, it pulses more quickly and widens. If another part meets something repulsive, like light, it pulses more slowly and shrinks. By adding up all of these effects, the plasmodium flows in the best possible direction without a single conscious thought. It is the ultimate in crowdsourcing.”

The German Parliament building has a glass dome above it that people can climb using a spiral ramp. The dome symbolizes that the people are above the government, and the government should be transparent. 

In the movie Interstellar, they actually planted hundreds of acres of corn just for the sake of the movie and it ultimately costed nothing because they made all of the money back when they sold the crop

Two guys used their dead friends ashes as fishing bait and caught the worlds biggest Carp

In February 2015, a group of fishing buddies (Ron, Cliff & Paul) decided to go fishing in Thailand at a place called Jurassic Mountain Resort & Fishing Park. Intent on catching the biggest Carp in the lake, which at the time was a 154lb Siamese Carp.

This fish is literally the fish of a lifetime and on that fateful day Ron would be the man that put this leviathan into the net. The battle between man and fish would last well over an hour before Ron eventually tamed the beast close enough to the bank to get it in the net.

Once the leviathan had submitted, the three friends got a few trophy pictures and safely released the fish to fight another day.

The three agreed to return the following year.

Sadly in that same time Ron was diagnosed with Liver Cancer and passed away just a few days after the diagnosis. Before Ron passed away the three friends discussed their planned fishing trip to Thailand. Facing the harsh reality that was to be Ron wouldn’t be there to join them this time around, the friends agreed to scatter some of Ron’s ashes into the lake at Jurassic Mountain.

However, this was not going to be the conventional scattering of ashes you might picture in your mind. It was agreed between the three that Cliff and Paul would use some of Ron’s ashes to make boilies and then use those to catch fish in Ron’s physical absence.

Sadly, Ron passed away 3 days before Christmas 2015 and will be sorely missed by all who knew him. True to their word, Cliff and Paul had some of Ron’s ashes mixed into their fishing baits and dubbed them “Purple Ronnies” for their return trip to Thailand in April 2016.

A full account of the story can be found here

English sailors on the HMS Dolphin in 1766 discovered that native women on islands would trade sex for iron, and began pulling nails out, causing loss of the ship’s structural integrity

Although traditional Tahitian culture did not sanction extramarital sexual relations, within 48 hours of Wallis’s arrival, Tahitian husbands and fathers were encouraging their wives and daughters to swim out to the Dolphin and offer the sailors sex in exchange for iron nails.

A fan once approached Bob Ross and said ‘Bob, I could never paint, because I’m colour-blind. All I can see is gray tones’. This prompted Ross to paint an entire painting using only grays and whites

When AC/DC was accused of backmasking Satanic messages in “Highway To Hell”, guitarist Angus Young said “you didn’t need to play [the album] backwards, because we never hid [the messages]. We’d call an album Highway To Hell, there it was right in front of them.” 

While viewing porn, men tend to focus on a woman’s eyes and lips over breasts or genitals. Researchers speculate that men look at women’s faces to determine how “turned on” the woman is. (article)

Related Viewing: A video of Stoya reading a book while sitting on an unseen vibrator

In the 1990s, the South African government dismantled all of its nuclear weapons, the first nation in the world which voluntarily gave up all nuclear arms it had developed itself.

In the 90’s, when the apartheid government realized they were losing their grip on power, they made the noble, and wise, decision to dismantle the country’s nuclear arsenal, because they knew the consequences would be disastrous if the ANC (African National Congress) got their hands on them.

Extinction was only accepted as a fact in late 18th century after Georges Cuvier, the father of paleontology, disproved the old theory that it was impossible for species to go extinct because God wouldn’t wipe out a species he spent time creating for his Divine Plan.

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1. I’m from NY and was back in chelsea on break from college up north. I visited my favorite cupcake shop and ran into Harry Styles. (You don’t get to be a 20 year old american girl without recognizing the band members of one direction.) I tipped him off that the red velvet cupcakes were the best of the lot and made an exit. This shop is on a pretty quiet street (one of the old cobbled ones: the few the proud), so I turned around when I heard “excuse me.” There was Harry, recommended cupcake in hand. He walked to the end of the block with me and there was a car waiting for him. I thought seriously about just going home, but i was pretty sure this was the kind of adventure that doesn’t happen twice, so I got in when he offered. We drove around for awhile behind tinted windows talking casually, and eventually ended up at his hotel. He got out with a security guy that had been sitting in the front seat and told the driver to take me a couple blocks away, giving me directions to find his handler in the hotel. It was honestly surreal and I thought he was being a little bit ridiculous until I saw the literal mob of teenage girls at the front door. I worked my way through the crowd (nobody stopped me because I wasn’t with Harry.) Surprisingly, his slightly vague directions panned out and I ended up in his suite. We had great conversations, good sex, and excellent champagne, at which point he needed to leave for some facet of his job, so I headed out of the hotel outside past the mob of fans. It was a really bizarre experience, and ultimately I feel bad for him after witnessing all the smoke and mirrors that went into a casual afternoon. He seemed like a good guy, and I hope he’s doing well, but I have no desire for a repeat. I’m a really private person and am unwilling to take the risk of my name or picture leaking.

2. My friend’s cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt ass naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying “YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS”.

3. One of my friends claims he knew a girl that went back to Derek Jeter’s place one night and proceeded to go down on him. As she performed, Jeter put his hand on her head and said “Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets,” as she kept going. I believe it was a soft “yeah Jeets” as opposed to a screaming bumping “YEAH JEETS.”

4. I was at a John Mayer concert and me and a friend were invited backstage to “hang out.” When we got back there he asked us if we were okay with him fisting either of us. When we said no, he laughed at us, called us ugly, and kicked us out.

5. I have a female friend who met and hooked up with a very well-known baseball player a few years ago. In the morning, he was gone when she woke up, but his assistant or someone gave her this gift bag full of expensive shit (like an iPod, designer sunglasses, etc.) and some high-end gift cards on her way out of his place, along with a note that said “thanks for a great night” or something along those lines. She said he was a perfect gentleman. Apparently, from what I’ve heard, this is a pretty regular thing. All his one-night stands get a goody bag.

6. So, a bit of background info, I worked as a barmaid in various pubs in Camden Town for five years when it was indie central, so I got to hang around with a lot of bands.

I got to know The Libertines fairly well just after Up the Bracket had been released and had a thing going on with Carl for a bit. He did a ton of coke and he dumped me for a fifteen year old girl.

Julian Casablancas has a huge dick but was usually too fucked to get hard.

Slept with Matt from The Artic Monkeys, pretty average in bed but a great lad.

Not me but a friend slept with Johnny Borrell, said he was shit and kicked her out at 7am because his girlfriend was coming over.

7. One of my ex girlfriends roommates slept with Lil Wayne back in college after a show in D.C. When he had finished, he threw a hundred dollar bill at her and kicked her off the tour bus.

8. A close friend had sex with David Lee Roth and Alice Cooper in the 80s. Not at the same time. Apparently Alice was a really nice guy who set her up at a hotel room afterwards. David Lee Roth, despite having just performed a large show, was very intense, energetic and ultimately exhausting.

9. Summer of 2013 my friends and I met Justin Bieber at Muzik Nightclub in Toronto. One of my friends ended up leaving with Justin and his boys to go back to The Hazelton (hotel). She ended up sleeping with Justin and and multiple boys from his crew. There was like 5 girls there and they made them all sign contracts and took away their cellphones. He referred to himself as JB and made everyone sit around and listen to him sing for like an hour while he continuously smoked a shit ton of weed. 

10. A girl in my city fucked LMFAO…yes both of them.. LMFAO are uncle and nephew. She said she wokeup with a free t-shirt and they had paid for her breakfast.

11. I knew a guy who was a recording engineer for R. Kelly back in the late ’90s/early ’00s. Said he would have a line of super-young girls waiting to be alone with him. My friend said the girls would be all excited while waiting, and then come out kind of shell-shocked and teary, saying it wasn’t like they thought it would be. My buddy actually quit that end of the recording biz, because it made him feel so fucking dirty.

12. Our friend hosted the dubstep dj Datsik’s afterparty after he played at The Beachum in Orlando, FL. He came in put 3 ounces of mushrooms on the table. Looked at us and said “start eating”. He fucked our friend and two of her friends. Then he played for 4-5 hours in the kitchen with a stupid audio set. We all passed out throughout the house. We woke up to his crew cleaning the house and him making pancakes. Cool ass dude.

13. My cousin slept with Lars Ulrich about ten years ago. She said he was sorta hot but had a really small dick. Also, he managed to get naked from the waist down before she even got to the bedroom. She described the sex itself as….easily forgettable.

14. My ex girlfriend slept with members of “Asking Alexandria” and “Pierce the Veil” She was about 16 – 17 at the time at they were in their early 20’s..
She said the dude from AA was a nice guy, decent in bed not much to tell.. But the bloke in PTV is a whole different story, she lost her Virginity to him, so she bled, so he decided to put in it her butt.. then after it was over he threw a pillow on the floor and told her that’s where she’d be sleeping.. She left in a taxi immediately after

15. A ex co-worker of mine claims to have slept with Tommy Lee from Motley Crue. She said it was in the 90s after the Pam & Tommy Lee video had come out – and she had seen it and thought he was hot and wanted to screw him, and she lived in LA at the time, so I guess she went to the Rainbow Room every night until he eventually showed up, then went up to him and said “I want to fuck the shit out of you.” and he just laughed. Then eventually I guess they all went back to some house to party, and he told her that he’d only fuck her if she blew some other guy first, she refused, and then he fucked her anyway.

She said it was a great experience and she had a ton of fun, and he offered to pay her $500 to get a Motley Crue tattoo but she told him to fuck off because she wasn’t a huge fan of the band.

16. I slept with Till Lindemann, frontman of Rammstein whilst he was on tour in my town. We spent the weekend together, it was amazing, he was so intelligent and fun and the sex was great, and I got to party with other band members from other acts such as Tool. He was a gentleman- until after he left town and I realised he was married with children. I don’t tell many people, only people that I feel won’t judge me! The coolest thing he did was- to clean up an ahem mess that we made, he pulled a table cloth off a table with a big flourish, leaving the vase, lamp etc on the table sitting there!

17. My friend almost slept with Maynard James Keenan, The lead singer of Tool. This time he was opening for NIN as Perfect Circle. I’ll try to keep it short, but after being offered back stage passes by a security guard, she was waiting around to meet Trent. That’s when Maynard approached her and invited her to hang out in the trailer to chill and “watch movies.” They were watching ‘Happy Gilmore’ and he was wearing silk pants. That’s when he whipped it out. She immediately got up and left, he ran after her and said, “Wait, please don’t go, you’re not like all the other girls.” She did give him her number but he never called.

18. A girl I used to have an on again, off again fling with had sex with Darius Rucker (hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish). She said he was a fantastic lay, a perfect gentleman, and even sang to her in the morning as he made her breakfast. On the way out he thanked her for being a good host and said she had a lovely house.

19. I managed a venue for quite a long time. In 2004 or 2005, we booked Ryan Dunn and Don Vito’s Rock Tour (for some reason). After the show it turned into a huge coke party. I was sitting on a sectional couch in the large green room while two moronic girls were giving Don Vito, skin tags and all, head for quite a while about three feet away from me. This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen.

20. “Not me, but a friend had sex with A$AP Rocky last year when he was in town for a show. Apparently it was pretty normal, except that he asked her if he could come on a bruise that was on her thigh from an unrelated accident. He did. I picture it sort of like a bullseye type deal..for a bruise. That’s all I have on that incident.” 

21. This is my experience with Drake.

We met through mutual friends, and we hung out a few times before he finally decided to give me the d*ck. It was at his house in California. It was really far from the club, maybe like 45 minutes, in the middle of nowhere. But every house in his neighborhood is a mansion.

Him and his boys brought me and a few girls back after a night at [LA CLUB]. As soon as we walked in the door, it was like we entered the White House. Security was tight, he made all of us give up our cellphones and sign a contract. Then a security man took a photo of our drivers licenses. MTO I ain’t never seen nothing like that.

We all were drinking and smoking, and Drake took me to his room – which was GIGANTIC. He took off all his clothes, and mine and laid me down and started eating me. His d*ck is not really big, but it’s THICK.

I must have c*me like 3 times while he was doing it. On after the other, after the other. I have had my box eaten hundreds of times, but no one has EVER done it like Drake. He has a real talent. His tongue went from p*zzy to butt, back to p*zzy. I think I c*me out of both.

He then laid on his back and was like “My Turn.” MTO I was ready to suck the OXYGEN outta him and I did. After a few minutes he started pushing my head down, towards his b*lls. I sucked on them for a while and he pushed me down FURTHER to his butt hole. I never did that before, but it was Drake do I’m not gonna lie I did it.

It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking. I wish I had a camera and could see what was happening from far back.

But MTO, my review of Drake is incomplete cause I never really got the d*ck. I’m embarrassed to say it, but Drake enjoyed getting his butt ate so much that he n*tted. All over my new weave. I can’t really complain though cause the man has a tongue of GOLD and I already got 3 nuts.

After it was over he was cool. He told me that I could take a shower in his bathroom, but that there were cameras everywhere so I shouldn’t try and steal ish.

He would text me every now and then when he came to [HER TOWN] but we never got to meet up. He always changed his mind :(. I’m getting back at him though by sending you thins. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want the world to know he likes his butt eaten.

22.  True story of how I met Quentin Tarantino:

Wednesday, June 1st, 2011:

Get a BBM at 8 in the morning from my friend Nicki telling me we’re going to a party in “the Hills” that night because the Yankees were in town. But this party now presents a conundrum as a) I didn’t know people partied on Wednesdays because I’m uncool and b) I had just run out of clean underwear and hadn’t shaved my legs in three days, so I wasn’t really in a “party” sort of place. (what’s that you say? You’re surprised I’m single?) However, after being told to grow a pair, I decided to join the girls after work for this fiesta.

Party time rolls around that evening and despite being a Wednesday, and based on how many trashy girls in short dresses there are, it looks like the inside of any club in Las Vegas has vomited inside this music producer’s home. Minus all the hordes of Asians you get in real Las Vegas. I spend my first hour at this party irritated at having to even be there, and then telling the Yankees picture Joba Chamberlain how he’ll never be as great as my beloved Brian Wilson. I think he may have called me a lesbian as I was walking away, but I guess you can’t blame him since I did choose to wear pants. Anyways, I digress.

Heading back inside, bored out of mind, I look over and notice Jamie Foxx and Quentin Tarantino have joined the melee. Joy. Two more people at this party who could not give a shit about who I am. I go back to texting in the corner while stuffing my face with a hot dog. About an hour later I’m making a drink and realize the pasty tall fellow pouring orange juice into my glass is the man himself, QT. Realizing I kind of have to go for at it this point, in all my nerd glory blurt out: “I’m sure everyone tells you this but I fucking loved Reservoir Dogs. I watched it when I was 11 for my school newspaper, and it’s badass.” He starts laughing, thanks me, pleasantries are exchanged about how I was clearly a fucked up 11 year old for watching Reservoir Dogs, and we start what appears it might be a delightful little chat about film. Until this happens:

Quentin: Wow so you really loved Reservoir Dogs, huh? Which of my other films do you like?
(this blatant arrogance is the type of douchebaggery that really gets my gourd about Hollywood, so now my film boner has turned to film hate fuck, and I feel the need to cheekily undermine Quentin.)
Me: Oh wow. You know, I really didn’t like Kill Bill…
Quentin: What? What do you mean? 1 or 2?
Me: Ehh, a little bit of both. I just didn’t care for them.
Quentin: Wow…I don’t think anyone has said that to my face about my seminal films.
Me: Perhaps it’s because you call them your seminal films. Shouldn’t you wait for someone else to say that?
Quentin: You know, you’ve got a mouth on you. I like that.

At this point, QT puts an arm around me and I’m acutely aware that Quentin Tarantino has an arm around me. As are my four friends, who are all looking at me as if I have grown a second head. To be fair, I am easily the most uncool out of all my friends (I go to Q’s in Brentwood four nights a week), so the fact that anyone even mildly famous wants to speak to me is pretty shocking. He’s chatting with my friends and I like it’s no big deal, I am pretending like this happens every night of my life, and out of nowhere he leans in for the makeout. Yes. True story. I am pulling a frat move and making out in a crowded kitchen with Quentin Fucking Tarantino. I cannot stop laughing AS this is happening, mainly because I see my friends Nicki and Jen literally gag behind Quentin’s head, and I really am doing this for the story at this point. We make out some more, take a walk, keep making out, get more drinks, lather, rinse, repeat. Believe me when I say I’m not bragging, because..well…have you looked at a photo of Quentin Tarantino recently? (Please refer to: http://bit.ly/jL4ORR)

At some point in our public makeout, Jamie Foxx comes over and without acknowledging me goes, “Yo QT, ready to roll?” Quentin looks at me and says “Want to come to my house?” Ummmmmm…fuck yes? We get in an SUV and off we go. As I’m in the car though, I realize two things: 1) Making out with Quentin Tarantino is a great story, but there is no way I plan on putting out, and 2) This is a director who makes up fucked up films for a living, there is a 23% chance he could Phil Spektor me, and I’m definitely not ready to die. But alas, I’m already in the car and we’re off.

We get to the house, which is gorgeous, and Jamie Foxx takes off with his lady friend (I try to say bye to him and he doesn’t even look at me. Jamie Foxx could not have given 2 shits who I was. This is probably karma because I snuck into a screening of Ray in 2004 with my black boyfriend who worked at AMC at the time, instead of buying a ticket). Which leaves me and QT alone in his bar. I spot a photo booth and immediately realize that we must take photos, if for nothing else, proof that this story even happened. (Because I know at least 7 of you right now think I’m still lying, and are pissed you had to read this much. It gets even better, I promise!!) We get a few good photo strips, which I immediately buried at the bottom of my purse lest he take them from me, and go on talking about film. (For you film geeks, this was a great conversation that led to QT cutting me a trailer of my five favorite bad movies, but for sake of some semblance of brevity, I will leave that aside for another day)

After a lengthy film discussion, Quentin suggests we head to bed, which is the point where I really start panicking. I have stalled for a good long time but the makeouts were really losing their appeal because you can only be sweated on so much, and we were getting closer to the moment of truth on whether I’d have to put out or not. The makeout continues for a while longer, and I’m really getting nervous about where the night may lead, kicking myself over not pretending to be more drunk and “passing out”, and wishing he’d turn the damn lights off so that he won’t notice that I’m wearing Hanes Her Way underwear the size of Canada that I bought at CVS that morning because my life is really just that sad and pathetic. We make out some more, there’s a little below the belt action that I try to avoid, as QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes. Boys, those junior high pamphlets are lying when they say that all shapes and sizes are normal. Lying.) Just as I’m about to hyperventilate over the fact that he may try to put that horrific bodily implement anywhere near my Britney, he leans over and goes “Hey…”

I know this “Hey.” This is the “Hey, should I get a condom?” hey that accompanies 20 minutes of ungratifying sex. As I’m trying to rapidly think of ways I can agent myself out of this deal, I hear what is without a doubt, the strangest question in the history of my life. Quentin Tarantino asks, “Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?” What. The. Fuck.

Many of you may have seen this coming, as his foot fetish is WELL documented, but for some of us who spend more time watching Kate Hudson than we do Quentin Tarantino, this was a huge shock. On top of that, I don’t even like weird sex habits! A saucy hookup for me is on the foot of the bed, instead of on a pillow. Someone tried to talk me into a threesome once and I cried for an hour. Having someone ask to fellate my feet while rubbing one out was a world I was not prepared for.

But desperate times call for desperate measures, and I realized this just might be my get out of jail free card on the whole chode in vag issue. After some negotiations about how I would not partake in any of the hand job action were nailed down, I begrudgingly acquiesced. (And by begrudgingly, I realized I didn’t have to shtup the dude and said sure why not in about 0.03 seconds) And thus began the weirdest ten minutes of my life – having my feet made out with by an Oscar winning filmmaker while he pleasured himself. Truth be told, it wasn’t so bad. I didn’t have to do anything (a nice bonus, since I am undoubtedly the laziest person in bed, which some of you can attest to), no bodily secretions were ejected anywhere near me or my feet (thank god, because I imagine it would feel like walking in sand with wet I fucking hate that), and just as I hoped, we went to bed right after.

In the morning, I snooped through Quentin’s belongings while he was in the bathroom and now know his e-mail address. He fooled around with my feet one more time (this time without asking, which I found rude), and then drove me back to Nicki’s apartment in Weho and that was that.

Most insane experience of my life, and without a doubt, probably the best story I will ever get to tell. Those of you who know me well know of my love of hyperbole, so I’m actually rather sad that I won’t get to use “best story ever!!!” when talking about how I scored a free topping at Yogurtland anymore, but I suppose for Quentin I can make an exception. I’ll try not to forget all of you little people when my feet and I make our meteoric race (foot pun intended) to the top of the A-List soon.

Till then, I’ve attached our photo booth photos for those of you who think I still just have a vivid imagination…and yes, he does look like Frankenstein.

Love,
Beejoli

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Neil deGrasse Tyson – First Meeting with Carl Sagan

Solving the math problem in Good Will Hunting

Pat Robertson blames the Vegas massacre on the disrespect for President Donald Trump, the national anthem, and the government

Terry Crews Hallucinates While Eating Spicy Wings

Watching wheels being vinyl wrapped is extremely satisfying

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23 Of The Ugliest Skeletons In The Kennedy Family Closet – All That Is Interesting

Are You Using Social Media or Being Used By It? – Cal Newport

The 20 Best TV Spin-off Series of All Time, Ranked – Indie Wire

Google’s New Earbuds Can Translate 40 Languages Instantly in Your EarComputing – CNBC

The Las Vegas shooter may have been targeting another concert that draws massive crowds – Rare

The Pixel’s missing headphone jack proves Apple was right – The Verge

Actress Reveals Her Solution for “Flattening” a Bloated Belly – ActivatedYou

Ariel WInter Big Fat Boobs of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

O.J. Simpson is out of prison and already working on his short game – CBS Sports

Weight Lifter Goes Bonkers On Woman After She Makes A Harmless Joke – Mandatory

Can Anyone Beat Jeff Bezos? – Vanity Fair

Terann Hilow Unleashes Her Insanely Sexy Bikini Body – Yes Bitch

Anastasia Martzipanova is perfect (nsfw) – Leenks

Pro-Life Congressman to Retire After Reports He Urged Mistress to Get Abortion – TIME

Emily Ratajkowski in a super sexy dress – Popoholic

Mexico slaps Trump in face by offering aid to Puerto Rico after his disastrous visit – Newsweek

Stephen Paddock lying dead in the hotel room on the 32nd floor of Mandalay Bay (nsfw) – Imgur

Hot girls who are generous with the cleavage – Radass

20 years ago, the first Hell in a Cell spawned perhaps the greatest debut in WWE history – Fan Buzz

"I’m going to work until I die" : The new reality of old age in America – Washington Post

World’s first murder conviction for deliberately spreading HIV – The Spec

Japanese woman ‘dies from overwork’ after logging 159 hours of overtime in a month – The Guardian

How Philosophy and Art Can Help You Quit the Cult of Being Busy – Big Think

Amber Heard’s Bikini Photo in Australia – G-Celeb

InstaModel Celeste Bright Is A Babe You Should Know – Hollywood Tuna

How Do You Break Up With A Girl Without Hurting Her Feelings? – TSB Magazine

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A Skill Every Self Respecting Man Needs To Have: How To Spot A Gold Digger

1. Understand what a gold digger is, and is not. There’s nothing wrong with a person being concerned about your financial stability. A long-term partnership means depending on each other through the ups and downs, and being financially reliable does help with that to a degree. The difference between a gold digger and someone who values your role as a provider is that the gold digger would deride and perhaps leave you if you lost your ability to provide for them financially. A good person can appreciate your financial resources, but a gold digger appreciates only that, and will not see the relationship as worthwhile if you’re not well off.

2. Gold diggers drop hints that they’re having trouble paying their bills (sometimes they might even ask you directly for a “loan” to tide them over).They know that you don’t want to see them get an eviction notice, or get their car repossessed, and you’re a good person who’s in a position to help. But there’s a difference between a gold digger and someone who’s just fallen on bad times. What you should be looking for is if, despite their situation, this person is making poor financial decisions. Do they buy a brand new car with luxury features when they’re struggling to pay rent? Do they buy $300 shoes or watches when their phone service is at risk of getting cut off? Do they go to expensive restaurants when their credit cards are maxed out, because they “work hard” and they “earned it”? Many gold diggers know better than to ask you to fund their more luxurious tastes, at least in the beginning; they’ll tap into your desire to help them afford the things they need (food, shelter, transportation) so that they can spend their own money on the things they want.

3. When they discuss their financial woes, suggest ways in which the suspected gold digger can make money fast. When you mention the possibility of them selling their luxury car, video console, guitar, diamond bracelet, or any other expensive item that could keep them from becoming homeless or having their utilities cut off or car repossessed, how do they respond? The average person will be saddened and may even become angry or upset, but a gold digger will be appalled at the very idea that they should have to give up their prized possessions in order to meet their own basic needs. They’ll treat the idea as ludicrous. More often than not, their dismissal of the idea will be accompanied by anger or even rudeness. This is a very subtle pointer that would give you a very good sense of their sense of entitlement.

4. Look for a sense of entitlement. Gold diggers feel that they deserve to be treated well, and that includes knowing that someone is willing to spend money on them. Maybe it’s because they had a bad childhood or relationship, and they feel they deserve to be happy (and it just so happens that their joy carries a high price tag). Or maybe they feel it’s their right to be able to pursue their big dreams at the expense of financial stability, and, coincidentally, haven’t considered who will foot the bill of their soul-searching. Have you noticed unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment? This sense of entitlement is one of the symptoms of narcissistic behavior, which has other symptoms that a potential gold digger might harbor:

• grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
• preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
• believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
• requires excessive admiration
• lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
• often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

5. Ask them meaningful questions.

• What is the best gift they’ve ever gotten? Gold diggers will almost always cite an expensive, material object, not a uniquely personal and thoughtful gift.
• What’s the biggest thing you ever had to give up to do or get something you really wanted? What you’re searching for here is evidence of delayed gratification – the ability to give up something now so that you can achieve something greater, later. Gold diggers are notoriously spoiled or sheltered, and have never had to really wait, work, or struggle for what they want because somehow, someone was always there to help.

6. See what questions they ask you. Certain questions which might seem harmless might really be an attempt to judge your ability to provide. None of these questions, alone, should get you worried but all of them on the first date should definitely send up a red flag:

• How much do you make a year? Why would she/he ask this question? Because a gold digger is a mobile calculator, therefore every question that relates to money is calculated to determine the percentage of the total amount that she/he believes she/he “deserves”.
• Are you a homeowner? And what type of car do you drive? They are trying to determine your overall worth and whether being with you is a profitable investment for them.
• How many kids do you have? Your answer to the question will help her/him determine (calculate) much of your income and attention goes to your children and how much time you can devote to her/him. A gold digger is a needy individual that will take up a lot of your money, time and energy.

7. Search for signs of generosity and gratitude towards you. After having gone on several dates, has this person ever offered to pay? When you do pay, does he or she say thank you? Do they ever offer to help you in other ways? (And no, physical intimacy doesn’t count); do they cook you dinner when you’ve been out working late? Fix your computer? Run an errand for you when your schedule’s especially tight? If these character traits are missing, is this really someone you want to get involved with? A person doesn’t develop gratitude and generosity overnight…

8. Indulge in a pipe dream. A pipe dream is basically a long shot. Take one of your childhood fantasies and run with it. Tell the person you’re dating that you’re thinking about becoming the mechanic, farmer, supermodel, writer, [insert dream career here] you’ve always wanted to be. Explain how if you were to ever do this, it would require a significant lifestyle change; you’d have to go back to school, relocate, or whatever would make it clear that your standard of living will go down dramatically. How does this person respond? Do they seem concerned? That’s normal. A good person will encourage you to follow your dreams while simultaneously helping you think of ways to do it practically and responsibly. A gold digger will look horrified or disgusted and say things like “You’re not really serious, are you?” OR they are ready to call it quits and leave because you are paying attention to “you” instead of “them”.

9. Watch yourself. It feels good to help people, whether you just helped someone avoid becoming homeless, or you’re helping an aspiring artist or entrepreneur launch his or her career, but you have to be careful that you don’t fall into a pattern where your help become the norm, so much so that without your financial assistance, the relationship would crumble. If you’re the kind of person who has trouble saying “no”, or who is intensely sympathetic and compassionate, you’re more likely to bump into a gold digger. You might also face the feeling that this is one of the most attractive or intriguing people you’ve ever dated, and you don’t want to ruin your chances, but don’t be fooled by a good looking exterior. It could cost you.

10. Listen to the types of questions you are asked. Even seemingly innocuous questions like “What do you do?” and “Where do you live?” can be loaded questions, asked in an attempt to ascertain your net worth and lifestyle. In any case, do not answer these questions directly – but start out by explaining your life story. What things happened to you as a child/teenager that shaped the life you live today? A person truly interested in who you are will listen intently and ask questions of a more personal nature – whereas a gold digger will not have the patience to get to know you first; they will only want to find out your current financial position before investing any time in you. Gold diggers in a social situation will work the room and are “on the clock”. The longer you can delay telling them what you do, they will be unable to size you up and you stand a better chance of weeding them out.

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A Colorado resident, Michael Kent, who was a member of a violent white supremacist group based in Arizona for 20 years made the decision to have his swastika tattoos covered up after befriending his parole officer, Tiffany Whittier. Whittier is a black woman who has effected positive change in Kent’s life, which had been marred with run-ins with the law and prison time.

A few years ago, the now-38-year-old man was assigned Whittier as his parole officer and he said that she has infinitely changed his life for the better. According to Kent, Whittier marched right up to his door on that first day of the assignment and the two have never looked back.

“If it wasn’t for her I would have seeped back into it,” Kent told ABC. “I look at her as family.”

It all started with a bit of faith from both Kent and Whittier and a lot of encouragement to view the world and other people more positively. Kent’s first act was taking down the Nazi flags he had spread on his walls and replacing them with smiley faces, at Whittier’s suggestion. Her reasoning was that the positive image would help him fill the rest of his life with positivity instead of hate.

“When you wake up and see a smiley face, you’re going to go to work and you’re going to smile,” Kent said.

However, Kent’s own body was marked with evidence of his lessening hatred in the form of white supremacist tattoos. During his prison stints, he had two large swastikas tattooed on him, with one on his chest, and the words “white pride” across his back. As Kent moved further away from his beliefs that were rooted in hate, he wanted to take that final step and have the tattoos covered up.

“I’ve never, never, never been inside of a tattoo shop getting a professional tattoo,” he said, despite having tattoos all over his body. All of his former tattoos were done while in prison.

Getting tattoos removed can be very expensive, which is why Redemption Ink exists as a non-profit that offers free removals or cover-ups of hate-related tattoos. Kent went under the needle for 15 hours to undergo the painful but necessary process of removing that last piece of his former life at Fallen Heroes Tattoo in Colorado via Redemption Ink.

In the time since moving to Colorado, Kent has taken a job at a chicken farm, where he says he is the only white person in a group of Hispanic employees. This in itself is a landmark event for the father of 2, who says he never would have taken this job with his previous beliefs.

“Before all this, I wouldn’t work for anybody or with anybody that wasn’t white. [Now] we have company parties, or they have quinceañeras, I’m the only white guy there,” said Kent, joyfully.

Kent has made great strides in moving away from the Neo-Nazi movement, and part of his motivation was realizing the impact his hatred must have had on his children. Now that he has welcomed love and people of different backgrounds into his life, he hopes that his kids can do the same.

“I don’t want my kids to live the life I lived and live with hate,” said Kent. “I want my kids to know me for who I am now—a good father, a hard worker, and a good provider.”

As for Whittier, she enjoys her job as a parole officer and said that, despite generally believing in people, she never thought in a million years that she could have the lasting positive effect on someone’s life as she has had on Kent’s life.

“I’m not here to judge him. That’s not my job to judge. My job is to be that positive person in someone’s life,” she told ABC.

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Watch This Girl’s Reaction The Moment She Learns She’s Finally Getting Adopted

Dog paralysed from car accident walks again

Man Meets The Officer Who Saved His Life 19 Years Ago

Rookie quarterback Deshaun Watson of the Houston Texans gave his first NFL paycheck to three cafeteria workers who had lost everything during Hurricane Harvey.

Man saves frozen bird from pole 

Hi there, neighbour! 

Lab chimps caged for 30 years released to sanctuary 

A Gorilla Remembers a Girl It had not Seen for 12 Years

Dog and tortoise are best friends 

This Is The Most Important Thing To Remember Every Time There’s A Tragedy

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Father 3d prints functional bionic arm for his 2 year old son

Genetic Engineering Will Change Everything Forever

Vegas Victim Reunited With Men Who Saved Her

Donald Trump with the slam dunk!

When going Super Saiyan goes super wrong

Akira Kurosawa – Composing Movement

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Technology is destroying the most important asset in your life – Quartz

Millionaire Las Vegas shooter hung around senior centers for a really weird reason  – Rare

Study Shows the More You Hang Out With Your Mom, the Longer She’ll Live – Good Housekeeping

Allowing Your Dog To Sleep With You Is Actually Good For You – Sunny Skyz

Everyone Talks About Living Their Best Life. How Do You Actually Do It? – Entrepreneur

Leading Cardiologist Warns: Throw Out Your Probiotics Immediately – PrebioThrive

Ariel Winter Still Working Out of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Aaron Judge’s rookie season was like nothing we’ve ever seen – ESPN

Christ in the Garden of Endless Breadsticks – Eater

Covering President Trump in a Polarized Media Environment – Journalism

Denmark set to become latest European country to ban the burqa – Independent

Applebee’s offering $1 margaritas in October to remind people it’s also a ‘bar’ – Fox News

Nintendo confirms Mario was originally punching Yoshi in the head – WMUR

Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims – The Hill

The Science Behind Mona Lisa’s Smile – The Atlantic

Walk Up to a Girl and Ask Her Out – Chad Howse

Indian Woman Cuts Off Her Lover’s Penis After He Tells Her About His Upcoming Arranged Marriage – Mandatory

Kobe Bryant verbalizes how he would handle national anthem if he were still playing – Fan Buzz

FBF: Christine Hendricks And Her Massive Cleavage – Popoholic

Costco Jumps on the Doomsday Prepper Wagon with Very Intense Emergency Meal Kits – Munchies

Ghostface Killah launched his own cryptocurrency and it’s called CREAM – Fact Mag

10 Classic Industrial Albums for People Who Don’t Know Shit About Industrial Music – LA Weekly

Alexis Ren Knows How To Work It – Hollywood Tuna

The Pareto Principle Can Save You Time And Help You Achieve Your Goals – Curiosity

Kate Upton Has a New SI Swimsuit Video! – G-Celeb

The 10 Biggest Money Losing Movies Of All Time – Grumpy Sloth

This Recruiter Shares The Questions The Smartest Job Candidates Asked – Fast Company

Trees Sucking At Things – Sad And Useless

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Most people are distracted right now.

They’re distracted while they’re at work. They’re distracted when they’re with family and friends.

They’re distracted at the gym, on their commute, and even in the shower.

The mediocre majority will continue going through life this way, never experiencing the fullness of a life filled with deep focus and purpose.

Most people don’t prioritize learning and creating. They don’t care enough to invest in their personal development and growth.

Entertainment is more important. Most people have replaced achieving their life dreams and goals with TV, partying, and social media.

Their life is characterized by entertainment and distraction, not learning and creating.

As a result, they don’t have close relationships. They’re stuck in jobs they hate. Their life is on the fast-track to disappointment, and they don’t know what to do.

Entertainment and distraction is the enemy of creation and learning. They will keep you in mediocrity.

If you don’t want to end up living a life of mediocrity, focus on learning and education. It’s the fastest way to become extraordinary, wealthy, and successful.

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Rewritting History…Found In A School History Book

Navy SEALS underwater training

In 2015 the eiffel tower in Las Vegas went dark to honor Paris after the tragic terrorist attacks. Today, Paris honored Las Vegas

Man flips off Las Vegas gunman during active shooting

Air Force One Leaving Las Vegas by Mike Blake (Reuters) 

Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard, in 1996 wearing a bullet-proof vest under his suit for his address to Australian gun owners after banning guns in the wake of the Port Arthur massacre

What the ceiling of this airport’s smoking area looks like 

How to operate a STS Gantry Crane

A 19 year old Sofia Vergara 

The size of a Grizzly Bear’s paw 

“Little Joe”, a WWII crossbow used by Britain’s Special Operations Executive for covert missions where even a silenced pistol was too loud

Loaded View

Finnish Border Guard 5th Special Intervention Unit

Horse lungs when inflated 

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San Francisco – 1906 in HD

Before And After Transgender Transformations

The former US marine has served six tours in Afghanistan and Iraq, gotten married and raised a daughter before deciding to come out. Sona currently lives in Austin, Texas.

Florida 

First grader learning about internet 

Olivia Culbreath, 21, was charged with six counts of murder in this pre-dawn drunk driving crash. She drove her red Chevrolet Camaro the wrong way on two freeways before colliding head-on into a Ford Explorer at more than 100 mph.

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