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Welcome To Caveman’s Fight Club!

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15 years ago today. Don Frye and Takayama had one of the most epic openings to a fight in MMA history

 

Up and coming boxer with great head movement!

 

Soul stealing KOs from boxing history

 

Shannon Briggs goes where Wladimir Klitschko goes

 

Tough Guy Fail…dude trying to be Wanderlei Silva and sh*t

 

A Kyokushin black belt takes on a Muay Thai kickboxer in a full-contact, bare-knuckle challenge match

 

A combination I had to watch twice to understand

 

Olympic Gold Medalist Claressa Shields sparring with Chris Cyborg

 

Joe Louis’ Perfect Cross Explained – Technique Breakdown

 

Muay Thai Champion vs. Taekwondo Champion

 

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The Daily Man-Up

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He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. ~ Epictetus

Advertising is all around us and it rarely seems like advertising at all. We’re shown what we should aspire to have when our friend buys a new car. We’re told what to buy and what to desire when we watch a TV show.

A life of consumption is a life of dependence. How can a man be free if he’s dependent on the rush of a purchase?

Power comes from being self-reliant and being in control of your desires. It’s becoming more and more difficult, to be in control, to know what’s real and what’s not, or what’s needed and what isn’t.

The vision or the ideal you’re being pitched by your pal, your neighbor, or your TV screen isn’t real. It’s now what you should want because it isn’t the thing that will get you what you want.

What you want is power, freedom, accomplishment, and happiness.

A purchase cannot do that. What you do not have cannot do that.

Everything you need is within your brain and your soul and it’s your job to figure out how to bring it about.

What you have, your health, your family, your friendships, and my favorite thing, your potential, shouldn’t just be appreciated but rejoiced. You should be ecstatic about what you have. You should write it down every day and realize that focusing on what you don’t have is a rabbit hole that will never end.

When you make it a habit of desiring things and stuff that aren’t already yours, you won’t break that habit. It doesn’t matter how much you acquire or how much you end up owning, it will always end up owning you.

Change. Now. Be unlike the minions who see and buy and build up debt. Know what’s important in life, it’s actually quite simple.

via Average2Alpha

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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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What is life like on Death Row?

Nothing in your previous life prepares you for living on death row. You’re like a head of cabbage in a garden: planted, forced to lead a static existence, every day exactly like the last and the next. Unlike the cabbage, though, your life is without purpose. You are a cipher merely holding a place, awaiting your turn in the execution chamber. Until that day comes, perpetual misery is your condition in life, and your reward for surviving today is that you get to suffer tomorrow as well.

On April 11, 1962, I was cuffed, chained, and transported to Louisiana’s death row. There were twelve other men living in the fifteen available cells. Roaches scattered as I entered Cell 9. It was about the size of the bathroom in a typical middle class American home: six feet wide by eight feet deep.

Restlessness went with living in such a small space. There was room enough only for push-ups, sit-ups, and squats, insufficient to exercise all the body’s muscles. We were allowed out of our cells and into the hallway — one at a time — for only fifteen minutes twice a week for a shower. We spent years like this, always indoors, with no sunshine.

Worse than the physical toll exacted on our bodies was the toll on our minds. Death row was bedlam — an unending chorus of flushing toilets, curses shouted across the tier by feuding inmates, petty arguments over virtually anything, and competing radios trying to out-blare one another. Most of the pandemonium on death row was a result of men being driven mad by monotony, severe emotional deprivation, and the lack of normalcy.

We were like human animals in one of the old-style zoos, before society realized it was inhumane to confine a large beast in a cramped cage. And like the tiger that obsessively bobs from one side to the other of his barred cage, we would pace back and forth over the small patch of floor beside our bunks. Four steps, turn; four steps, turn; four steps, turn, for hours on end, stopping at the bars of the cell to stare out at nothing. On occasion, a man might bang his head against the steel bars so he would draw enough blood to be sent to the hospital for the criminally insane, where conditions were better and the insanity label protected him from execution.

We were a motley lot with little in common save that each had committed a crime. We were lumped together against our will, and life devoid of the pleasantries that prop us up in the outside world was disorienting. Most people seldom think about the trivial social interactions that fill our everyday lives: from the clerk in the grocery who wishes us a good day, to our fellow passenger on the bus who nods a morning greeting, to the co-workers or cleaning crew with whom we routinely exchange small talk. But these “meaningless” social relations are part of the glue that holds us together, that lets us know we have a place in the world. Cut off from them, and often abandoned by friends and family, men can become unmoored.

That is what happens on death row. You lose the sense of yourself as part of a larger whole, a context in which your being has meaning and makes sense. You begin a struggle to keep your sanity. You must be on guard against magical thinking, the temptation to indulge in non-rational cause and effect, like thinking that the prison served red beans twice this week because you willed it, or that a judge will reverse your conviction if your horoscope continues to show the stars in a favorable alignment.

On death row, where there is no meaning, your mind tries to create meaning out of nothing, and this can lead you to confuse fantasy with reality.

Besides fighting to stay sane, every day you must justify your existence to yourself, justify why you continue to live when you’re merely waiting to die, when the whole world wants you dead.

Books were what saved me. I turned to them just to kill time and to give my mind something to fasten onto so I wouldn’t go crazy. It turned out that reading connected me back to the world in a more positive way than I had ever been connected before.

Gradually, I grew and matured and shed the ignorance that had driven me to death row.

I wasn’t unique: Most of the guys on death row took up reading or studying or corresponded with good Samaritans and became better than the worst thing they had ever done.

I realize every day just how fortunate I am to have survived death row. Stanley “Tookie” Williams wasn’t so lucky: The co-founder of America’s premier street gang, the Crips, reformed himself in prison and wrote books to deter youngsters from following in his footsteps. No matter. California executed him in 2005 after he’d spent twenty-five years on death row.

To the state, Tookie was less than a head of cabbage.

– Wilbert Rideau

 

 

Why do women love reading romance novels?

Reading a general fiction book is like a five course meal with dessert afterward. A romance novel is like a tub of ice-cream eaten when no one’s looking.

All women do not love reading romance novels but most do. I do. For me , it is a form of entertainment and escapism. It may be stereotypical and hackneyed but it is comfort food. 
Romance novels are centered around the same few themes that (writers and publishers believe) women enjoy.

1. The Comfort Fact – Romance novels rarely, if ever make one think. Reading a thriller puts me into high-alert mode and reading literature makes me think, question and even underline at times .But reading a romance novel is a bit like eating potato chips while watching your favourite show. Yes, it’s unhealthy, it’s unrealistic as a source of genuine nutrition for the body , but a part of you loves it and cannot resist it. Once you’ve had some, it stirs cravings that you have doing guilty pleasure reading more often.

2. The Main (i.e. Male) Aspect – Real men are often duds. Even when they are very attractive, they are taken or they simply don’t know how to talk to women. If they know how to talk, they have control issues. If they don’t have control issues, they have annoying mothers or too much work at office. You get the picture? I am not saying that men should be perfect but it’s so interesting to see how heroes in romance novels always have time – to be at the beck and call of the heroine, to rescue her, to talk to her, to suitably annoy her and advise her. Romance novels are completely make -believe . The important thing about men in these books is not that they are always gorgeous or rich but they do know exactly what to say and what to do. A quality which men in real life lack. 

3. Other issues that women deal with – Most contemporary romance novels are chick-lit. There are bosses to contend with, angry parents to appease, friends to go shopping with, ladies night outs, pimples to pick, body hair to remove. A lot of women enjoy reading romance novels because they speak to them.
 Imagine, you lead a monotonous life full of paper-work, you have colleagues who gossip incessantly. You are pretty but not pretty enough. Your parents want you to marry.You have a little tummy you can’t get rid of, Your friends , though they support you have lives of their own. Sounds like your life , right?
Now imagine, you run into a very cute guy while having an embarrassing moment, he turns out to be your boss. He’s snarky to you but nice too. Your heart flutters a bit. Isn’t that what romance novels are for? A little thrill in the mundaneness of everyday life?

4. Plots and Variety – I have read hundreds of romance novels. Though people criticise them for being a corny, sappy bunch of sameness, there are a lot of romance novels  with diverse , thrilling and different plots.
There are romance novels that deal with espionage, murder, regency england, heiresses, royalty, sports (SEP’s NFL series is my favourite), courtrooms, schools, colleges, workplaces. For every kind of woman there is, there is a romance novel that would appease to her at least in terms  of lot and setting , if not in the romance at least.

5. Sex – In my school, when boys snigger over porn clips, girls were busy with books like Forever by Judy Blume which had as much sex as the porn clip would but would also have plot, build-up and deal with issues like contraception. No romance novel today is without a few sex scenes. My first romance novel was a Mills & Boon (written by Betty Neels) about a Doctor in a small village. That had one kissing scene. Now, I can’t find one book that tame. Women are ready to atleast talk about sex quite openly, many find porn distasteful and romance novels add a bit of spice to life. A bit of illicit reading is fun, just like stealing liquor from your dad’s cabinet.

6. Good Writing – Regardless of what people say, many romance novelists are fantastic authors. They are humorous, witty, easy to read. If you could find a bunch of authors who led you to a make-believe , exciting world with hot men , romance, sex while writing elegantly, why would you not want to keep reading them?

7. Love – A lot of romance readers are in love with the idea of love. That keeps them hooked. 

If you think about it , every book has a little bit of love and romance, which readers look forward to or are engaged by, romance writers just expand on it. They have a very large demand to do so. Where there is demand, supply will come.

Personally, I don’t think you should read a lot of romance novels if you build unrealistic expectations in relationships. There is no Prince Charming. And I draw the line at three fictional boyfriends. 

– Ayushi Mona

 

 

How is Disney’s marketing strategy is so successful?

I am a Florida escapee who used to work for The Rat, so I’ve been all up and down and around the nasty underbelly of the Disney thing. I’m not anti-Disney. I’m just saying that because they think of it as a kids thing, as you seem to do, they absolutely miss the fact that Disney has been cultivating itself as a lifestyle brand for almost a CENTURY.

Disney is absolutely a total lifestyle choice for those who are willing to be caught up in it. What they sell is “magic”. How many parents do you know that sit their toddlers or infant children down in front of Disney movies EVERY DAY? I want you to know that that sort of infinite-rewatch Disney experience has been carefully curated since the origin of VHS back in the early 80s. The argument can be made that the “Hero’s Journey LITE” Disney story has been the primary means of teaching American and other children how life works for decades.

I think it should be equally telling that Disney has purchased Marvel and the Star Wars franchise. If it is a narrative universe that can be used to structure the lives of its children viewers, and therefore can be a lifestyle choice that makes Disney money, it is EXACTLY the kind of intellectual property they want. How many superfans do you know? Adults who collect figurines, who watch superhero movies over and over, who play the games, etc, etc, etc?

The simple answer to your question is this: Many modern adults learned what they know about life from their Disney childhood, and will do ANYTHING and spend ANYTHING to continue to be swaddled in the sterilized, perfect, “magical” Disney environment.

Do you know what it is like to work for the Rat? To work in one of those parks? Disney’s magic is actually just a form of perfection. They sell control over your environment. Every flower is perfectly in place. Every surface sterile, a cast member at every corner, carefully pointing with the WHOLE HAND, not the finger, so as not to ever cause offense.

And they KNOW it. That’s why there’s a place called Celebration. You know about that place, right?

http://gizmodo.com/celebration-florida-the-utopian-town-that-america-jus-1564479405

You’ll see a link on that Gizmodo page to a shot from The Truman Show. Disney is champing at the bit, hard-core ready to sell you EVERY BIT OF YOUR LIFE IN A DISNEY EXPERIENCE. Yes, you can get married in Cinderella’s castle. Yes, you can have costumed cast members show up to celebrate your birthday. And out of all of this, I think what it is is a comfort that these superfans get out of their ability to spend their money. They spend, and spend, and spend, and all the while, they know that they are spending money on something that is unquestionably world-class. Everyone knows Mickey Mouse. He’s more recognizable than Jesus.

And let’s not fucking forget! If your poor, benighted ass happens to live in a state that is NOT Florida, god forbid, in a place that snows, Disney has an ad campaign rooted deeper than a stage 4 brain tumor in your state to remind you of how much it SUCKS TO LIVE THERE. I moved to Pennsylvania, and people looked at me like I was fucking CRAZY to leave Florida! Then I started watching the TV, and it was just Disney ad after Disney ad. Ads showing the kids crying, snowplows, fighting couples, and then SUNNY FLORIDA AND DISNEY AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY. I was SHOCKED.

Disney has sold themselves as a status brand. If you live in fucking Minnesota, and you collected the $10,000 or so for a really good Disneyworld trip, what are you going to do, hide that as a secret? FUCK NO. You and your kids are going to get a suntan and expensive Disney shirts, and you’re going to parade your asses around Duluth or whereverthefuckever WEARING that shit so everyone else knows you escaped the frozen hellhole.

Disney owns the fucking world, basically. You’re confused by adults TODAY. Sheeeeiiiiitttt, Disney is now buying up all the superhero intellectual properties and the Star Wars shit… they are working to corner the ENTIRE childhood fantasy market. Just give it 20 years, man. Disney is a total lifestyle brand, and they are NOT content to have just 80% of the market.

I swear, travel around the country, and look at the Disney ads, then spend ONE SUMMER in Orlando, working for the fucking Rat. Visit Celebration. Get on I-Drive. See the sheer global power of this brand. Talk to the locals. You’ll get your answer, and it will shock you.

– foodnetwerk 

 

 

What would the world be like if Nazi Germany had never lost the war?

Having studied World War II for nearly a quarter of a century now, I find questions like this always interesting to answer and people are often surprised to learn that the world where Nazi Germany won the Second World War wouldn’t be too far off from the one we know today, at least in theory.

To better understand, take a large rock and row to the middle of a lake, then drop the rock over the side. Where the rock hits the water is a very noticeable splash and a crest, however as the wave moves farther out, it gets smaller and by the time it reaches shore it is almost non-existent. Such is the same with Nazi Germany winning World War II in 1945…by 2016, the effects of this would not be as great, compared to the world we know today..

The alternate world of 2016

In reference to the above map, take each continent.

EUROPE

The aim of Nazi Germany’s territorial expansion was the concept of Lebensraum (“Living Space”) with Hitler’s stated goal being for Nazi Europe to extend to the Ural mountains. In a world where Nazi Germany wins, Hitler’s armies have achieved this aim. The territories of the east are now “Reich Commissions” under the direct control of the Nazi government in Europe. Life in the east would be harsh for the locals who would exist under ruthless Nazi rule, racial policies, and extermination directives. Comparing this to Soviet Russia it would have been worse, but not by that much.

Great Britain of course has fallen, but Hitler had no desire to annex this country since he felt the British people were equal to the Germans in terms of superiority. A Fascist England, led by an extremely subservient pro-Nazi government would most likely have come to power to enforce Nazi rule.

Poland as a state ceases to exist, as do the smaller countries of Liechtenstein and Luxembourg. Germany’s allies Finland, Romania, and Bulgaria would survive and be rewarded with territory and “protection” as long as they remained client states to Nazi Germany. Hungary would most likely have been occupied and annexed, given that country’s lukewarm reception to the Nazis to begin with. Norway would also have remained under direct Nazi control given that country’s desirable natural resources and access to the North Sea.

Yugoslavia would be annexed by both Germany and Italy and it is likely that Greece would have been taken over by Italy as well as part of a new Italian Empire. Thus by 2016 the Balkans crisis and genocides of the modern age might not have occurred, but Nazi racial policy would have killed just as many victims.

Vichy France controls West Africa and has been allowed to continue to exist as a vassal state under Nazi control in Europe. The fate of the Low Countries and Denmark is hard to determine. Many in the Nazi government saw occupation of these countries as temporary, but Hitler wanted full annexation. The more likely outcome by 2016 is a type of confederation, possible called “Burgundia” (a name Heinrich Himmler suggested) which exists as a Nazi protectorate.

Spain, Portugal, and Switzerland as neutral countries would have remained untouched; however, the Nazi government controls the Straits of Gibraltar and strict access to the Mediterranean Sea.

THE MIDDLE EAST

At Europe’s frontiers lies Turkey untouched, having been neutral during the war. Saudi Arabia, receptive towards Nazi Germany’s anti-Jewish policies and her authoritarian ways, dominates the Middle East and controls all oil in an Israeli-free world. There is no Islamic radicalism as we see today, the Iranian revolution never took place in Persia (Iran), while Iraq and Syria are controlled by the Saudis in a fundamentalist Caliphate-type government confederation with little freedom.

AFRICA

North and Central Africa have become colonies of Nazi Germany, Italy, and Vichy France. The decolonization movements of the 1960s were stamped out and local natives live under oppression. It has been speculated that the Nazis would have attempted to exterminate blacks in Africa, but racial policy classified these persons as animals rather than sub-human. Thus, more likely, would have been an apartheid-type system, in which South Africa would have been a strong ally of Nazi Germany.

ASIA AND THE PACIFIC

A weak Russia exists but the Soviet Union collapsed when they surrendered to Nazi Germany. Stalin and his henchmen were arrested as traitors and a second Russian Revolution took place to purge the hard-line communists who had lost the war. What exists today is a pseudo-democratic nation with questionable politics much like we see in the real world. The communist Chinese also took over just as we know today, however there was no Korean or Vietnam War as Russia never moved in to the region to establish communism.

Japan has still lost the war and exists as we know today. Atomic bombs were still dropped, the Philippines liberated, Indonesia and Malaysia restored, and American forces have a strong Pacific presence. The British empire survives in Singapore, Australia and New Zealand, while some Vichy France colonies continue to exist in the South Pacific.

NORTH AMERICA

Nazi Germany in fact never intended to invade America and would have had a very hard time doing so in any event. Thus, America survives and is locked into a Cold War except with Nazi Germany instead of the Soviet Union. Canada, where the United Kingdom government relocated after the fall of Britain, is the new heart of the British Commonwealth.

Of interest is that it is highly likely that during the 1970s and 80s, after the death of Hitler and the top World War II Nazis, something very similar to de-Stalinization would have took place in Nazi Germany and perhaps brought about better relations with the US. The Nazi leaders of the 1990s may perhaps have admitted to the Holocaust as well as offered reparations for the victims. Going into the 2000s would have perhaps seen a Gorbachev-like Nazi leader, seeking better relations with the United States, and a Nazi version of perestroika.

CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA

Very little change here from what we know, except that Nazi Germany has occupied Cuba to have a western hemisphere base of operations. South American governments, with perhaps the exception of Brazil, are receptive to the Nazis having similar authoritarian-type governments.

ANTARCTICA AND THE MOON

Unlike the world of today, where Antarctica is off-limits to military activities, both Nazi Germany and America would most likely have established military bases there. Other Antarctica territorial claims, as we see today from Chile and New Zealand, would probably also exist.

Nazi Germany and America would both have reached the moon, but the establishment of permanent bases there would still be several decades away, even with the enhanced technology of Nazi Germany’s weapons program.

A world where a Nazi Germany exists in 2016 would certainly be different to what we know today and there would definitely have been high death tolls in the 1950s and 60s as the Nazis finished their racial programs and extermination of populations. But we also have no Korean or Vietnam war and little strife in the Middle East with Al Qaeda and ISIS non-existent. Time perhaps has a way of leveling itself out as the ripples in the pond are barely noticeable the more time passes. But, I still prefer the world we live in today.

Anthony O Hughes

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Hot New Music Of The Day

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Check out this new track from LA alt-rock band Beachwood Coyotes. The band got their name from a crazy acid trip gone bad… Singer Jason went on a midnight hike while being tripped out as fuck! He went up the Beachwood Canyon trail and was chased away by rabid coyotes. The next day he found out there had been 3 decapitated bodies found on the exact same trail at the exact time he was there! God bless those damn coyotes.

 

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9 Gloriously Depraved Rock And Roll Stories

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In 1987, Mötley Crüe was part of the Guns N’ Roses Appetite for Destruction Tour. During the tour, Guns N’ Roses was the opening act for a number of poplar bands including Mötley Crüe. On the night of December 23, 1987, Nikki Sixx was doing heroin in guitarist Slash’s hotel room when he suffered a drug overdose. Slash was not in the room at the time, but his girlfriend called the authorities. When the paramedics arrived Sixx was hardly breathing.

During the ride to the hospital Sixx stopped breathing and was declared dead for two minutes. The paramedics continued to apply care to Sixx until he was eventually revived. Nikki claims to have had an out of body experience during the event. When he woke up in the hospital, Sixx ripped the tubes out of his nose and escaped into the parking lot. He hitched a ride to his house wearing just a pair of leather pants. He then continued to shoot up heroin and was found sleeping with the syringe still in his arm. Soon after the story made international news Mötley Crüe entered rehab. In 1989, the band released the hit single Kickstart My Heart, which was inspired by the infamous overdose.

Nikki Six also made a bet with drummer Tommy Lee about who could go the longest without any showering, bathing, or personal hygiene and still bone groupies without them getting sick or leaving. After two months of doing shows and banging hoes, Nikki was getting head from a groupie who got sick and puked all over his crotch. To make it even worse, she threw up undigested spaghetti noodles that got glued up in his pubes. Sixx immediately called Tommy Lee into the room and it became known as The Spaghetti Incident, later the name for a Guns N. Roses album.

 

 

The right-wing rocker Ted Nugent is known for being very antidrug and very prowar. The Motor City Madman happily calls out any pussy-ass traitor not ready to grab a gun or a bomb or a nuke and show those towelheads that we mean business. But back during the glory years of the Vietnam war, this most macho chickenhawk in the Republican firmament went to extremes to make sure his own pussy ass didn’t end up in Vietnam, and he used drugs to do it. 

In a 1970s High Times interview, Nugent related the story of how he avoided the draft. For 30 days prior to his appearance before the draft board, the hairy and bearded Nugent stopped brushing his teeth, bathing, washing himself, or combing his hair. He ate nothing but junk food and high-fat foods and drank nothing but Pepsi and beer. 

Then, a week before his physical, Nugent pulled out all the stops. He stopped going to the bathroom. “I did it in my pants. Shit, piss, the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.” Then three days before the exam, Nugent started staying up with the help of crystal meth. 

When he finally went in for the army physical, Nugent was so sick that he passed out during his blood test. During the urine test, he couldn’t pee. And when it came time to give them some excrement, he pulled down his pants and it was all there and ready. In fact, he got it all over his hands and arm. Nugent bragged to High Times, “…in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call me…. I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing.” Didn’t Dick Cheney say something like that? (Nugent has recently claimed that he made this story up.) 

 

 

Keith Richards made international headlines after he was asked by a journalist what the strangest thing he ever snorted was. Keith responded: “My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared. It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

The comment shocked the journalist and the story instantly became a media sensation. Keith’s manager responded with the statement that the anecdote had been a joke, but many feel the story is true. In the same interview Keith was asked about his most life-threatening drug experience and mentioned an event in which “Someone put strychnine (pesticide) in my dope. It was in Switzerland. I was totally comatose, but I was totally awake. I could listen to everyone, and they were like, he’s dead, he’s dead, waving their fingers and pushing me about. I was thinking I’m not dead.” Richards remembers: “I was number one on the Who’s list of people who were likely to die for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list.”

 

 

Ozzy Osbourne is one of the most controversial figures in the history of music. He has sold over 100 million albums and helped popularize the genre of heavy metal. Ozzy has been addicted to drugs for most of his life and experimented with a wide variety of substances. During his career, Osbourne has been involved with two separate incidents in which he bit the head of an animal. In 1981, after signing his first solo record deal, Osbourne bit the head off a dove. In 1982, he bit the head off a bat that he thought was plastic while performing in Des Moines, Iowa. After decapitating the bat Ozzy had to be treated for rabies.

In 1982, Ozzy Osbourne got drunk and urinated on a cenotaph erected in honor of those who died at the Alamo in Texas. He was arrested for the act and banned from the city of San Antonio for a decade. In 1984, Ozzy joined Mötley Crüe on the road and the tour has been called one of the “craziest drug- and alcohol-fueled tours in the history of rock and roll.” During their time in hotel rooms, Ozzy and Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crüe underwent a competition to see who could be the most extreme. After Sixx set himself on fire, Osbourne responded by snorting a line of ants off the pavement. After he snorted them up, some of the ants came out his mouth. The event was highlighted in a book written by Sharon Osbourne. Many accounts say that the ants were fire ants, but this is not confirmed.

 

 

If you’ve ever heard a crazy sex story about groupies involving a fish, then it came from an incident involving Led Zeppelin, a band called Vanilla Fudge, the city of Seattle, an 8mm film camera, and a girl who liked being tied up during sex. Here’s how one book describes the event: “The notorious shark episode happened in Seattle at the Edgewater Hotel, where the band was holed up. The hotel sits right on Puget Sound, and the hotel used to loan the rod and reel to the guests so they could fish out their window. Bonham was fishing out of his hotel window the day before and had caught some red snappers and mud sharks. After the show, the band had been drinking with members of Vanilla Fudge and a groupie. According to legend, the girl was tied naked to a bed and had unspeakable things done to her with a sharks nose during an orgy of lust, which was only a little exaggerated. Robert Plant confirmed that the groupie enjoyed the entire shark affair. ‘She loved it. She was not complaining whatsoever. She got up, thanked everyone very much, and that was it.'”

 

 

During a European tour stop in Germany, the Ramones were hanging out, drinking, smoking herb, and partying with underage girls. Dee Dee was both a gentleman and a scumbag about the situation. He said, "Within minutes, I had a young babe in a miniskirt sitting on my knee and rubbing her private parts on my leg. ‘I want you so bad Dee Dee; she whispered to me then, kissing my lips. "Do you like to fuck?" she said. "Do you like me? Yes, please. And my sister, she likes you too, very much. She gives great head. Do you want us both?" By the time we left the dressing room two hours later, there were forty-four empty bottles of beer and seven empty wine bottles, trashed on the floor, but no empty condom wrappers.

 

 

In the words of former bodyguard Frank Alexander: “I couldn’t count the number of hoochies Pac slept with while I was working with him. I don’t have enough fingers and toes, because it would have to be in the three digits. Suffice it to say, if you were a groupie and you wanted a piece of Pac, chances are, you’d get it. He didn’t dissappoint many fans. Every single video we worked on, he fucked many women on the set. He fucked the extras, the leads, you name it. And we did a lot of videos. As far as movies, it’s the same story. In Italy, he fucked three women over there. On the “How Do U Want It” video, he fucked women all that day, and then he had a sex party the last night. Ron Hightower, the porn director, threw an afterparty that was really an orgy. He snuck out under a table and went to the party, he didn’t want any security that night. Suge, Norris, Roy — shit, nearly every Death Row employee — called me that night looking for him. I knew where he was, and it looked as if he had company, so to speak.”

 

In 1969-1970, Iggy Pop and his seminal proto-punk band the Stooges lived together outside Detroit in a house they nicknamed “Fun House.” (They also named an album for it.) Besides writing and recording music, they were injecting massive amounts of drugs, mostly heroin. When setting up a hit, the Stooges would squirt the blood out of their syringes and shoot it all over the walls and ceilings. After a while, enough blood had accumulated on the apartment’s walls to create a sort-of degraded smack addict’s Jackson Pollock mural. Ron Asheton, the only Stooge member who was not a junkie and who lived elsewhere, described it “…a lot of times there would be fresh stuff. Then it would dry on to the table or on the floor…. I wish I was smart enough to take pictures of it because it would have been a masterpiece.” 

 

 

Jim Morrison was one of the most charismatic singers in the history of rock music. He was a smart man and had a genius-level I.Q. of 149. Morrison was a great poet and was known for using spoken word poetry passages during his live performances. Jim would sing and then talk with the crowd. He was a social rebel that suffered from severe drug and alcohol abuse. 

In Please Kill Me, Ronnie Cutrone, an artist and denizen of Andy Warhol’s 1960s Factory scene described a typical night out with the Doors’ lead vocalist: “Jim would go out, lean up against the bar, order eight screwdrivers, put down six Tuinals on the bar, drink two or three screwdrivers, take two Tuinals, then he’d have to pee, but he couldn’t leave the other five screwdrivers, so he’d take his dick out and pee, and some girl would come up and blow his dick, and then he’d finish the other five screwdrivers and then he’d finish the other four Tuinals, and then he’d pee in his pants, and then Eric Emerson and I would take him home.”

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The Dumping Grounds

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Cholofit Advanced

 

This woman just surprise-poo’d as she walked into the shop 

 

Man buys a parachute off the internet and jumps from his balcony much to the dismay of his wife and child

 

Amber Rose Made Sure Kevin Durant Got A 360 View Of All That Azz!

 

How Shaq spent $1 million in one day

 

For All The Bukowski Fans…Born Into This (documentary)

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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What It Actually Costs To Open A Restaurant In San Francisco – Eater

Alexis Ren Danced In A Thong In Front Of A Mirror For Some Reason But At Least It Looked Hot – Mandatory

15 Most Controversial Video Games That Have Ever Been Released  – Ranker

Watch Belfie Queen Sommer Ray Living the L.A. High Life in This Steamy New Instagram Clip – Maxim

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything inbetween – Leenks

How 30 Days of Kindness Made Me a Better Person – Success

10 Things No One Ever Tells You About Being a Homeowner – Laurel And Wolf

Ladies With Future Lower Back Problems Photos – Barnorama

Unsettling Images of Patients in Hiding After Plastic Surgery – Wired

Curvy model Ashley Graham On Lip Sync Battle – Rare

16-year-old Bretagne euthanized, was last surviving 9/11 rescue dog – Trending Views

YouTube Stunt Ends With Teen Killing Boyfriend: Book was supposed to stop a bullet; it didn’t – Newser

How To Make Your Caffeine Addiction Pay Off – Naturally Curly

This Is What A Vegan Orgy Looks Like – Gfycat

Smile, Another Happy Hump Day is Upon Us! (41 Photos) – Radass

More Victoria Justice Bikini Action! – Hollywood Tuna

Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger Knife – The Awesomer

12 Crazy Facts About Life In 1910 America That Will Make You Appreciate Today. A Lot – Inspire More

Not Everyone Is As Lucky As You – Sad And Useless

A Beginner’s Guide To Ethereum, The Next Bitcoin –

The War On Drugs Is Back. Will Psychedelic Drug Research Survive? – The Verge

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Feed Your Brain With These Fascinating Facts

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Huichol Indian men tie ropes around their testicles when their wives are giving birth. When she feels a painful contraction, she tugs on the rope so her husband will share some of the pain as part of their child’s entrance into the world. (article)

 

In 2009, Rapper Coolio attempted to stage dive. Nobody in the crowd caught him and he was beaten up while also having his shoes stolen (article)

Rapper Coolio was injured during a gig in Stoke-on-Trent, England, after a stage dive into the audience went wrong. The hip-hop star was performing at Staffordshire University’s Students’ Union on Wednesday when he decided to leap into the crowd. But the audience parted, sending him crashing to the floor. The students then reportedly mobbed the rapper, stealing his bandana, jewelry and shoes before the star was rescued by the venue’s security team.

Barman James Fielden, who witnessed the event, says, “Coolio nearly flattened one poor girl. Then all the students decided to launch on him. They grabbed whatever they could, including his trainers, watch, chains and glasses. He was pulled back on stage by the bouncers. They got his shoes back for him.”

 

During the rap battle montages in 8 Mile, Eminem would mime to save his voice. However after one rapper got a particularly good audience reaction, he turned his mic on and improvised a verse in response rather than let himself be beaten. 

 

Related video: Freestyle Rap Battle Translated

 

During the Cold War the CIA considered dropping dropping enormous condoms labeled “medium” over the Soviet Union to demoralize the Soviet male population (article)

Following World War II, Frank Wisner helped found the Office of Policy Coordination. Officially, its mission was refugee assistance and working with the International Red Cross. Its actual mission involved covert actions against the Soviet Union. Wisner was a wily, charming, Southern aristocrat who was forever changed when he witnessed the brutal Soviet occupation of Romania. His office invested heavily in psychological warfare, which was still a relatively new concept. Ideas that came from the office included delivering American toiletries across the Iron Curtain (to demonstrate superior Western standards of comfort) and airdropping enormous condoms labeled “Medium” onto the Soviets, to demoralize them against an anatomically superior American army. (Sadly, this plan was never carried out.)

 

Jordan Chandler sternly denied the allegations that Michael Jackson abused him until after he was administered sodium amytal [a drug known to enable false memories to be implanted] by his dentist father who had first made the allegations before his son did

According to Taraborrelli, Chandler was forced to admit the controversial sedative sodium amytal was used when he extracted a tooth from Jordan in early August.[16] On May 3, 1994, KCBS-TV news reported that Chandler claimed the drug was used for tooth extraction and that the allegations came out while Jordan was under the influence of the drug.[5] Mark Torbiner, the dental anesthesiologist who administered the drug, told GQ if sodium amytal was used, “it was for dental purposes.”[5] Sodium amytal is a barbiturate that puts people in a hypnotic state when injected intravenously. Studies done in 1952 debunked the drug as a truth serum and demonstrated it enabled false memories to be easily implanted.

 

Alfred Nobel, the inventor of dynamite, was able to view his obituary before he died due to a news-outlet mishap. Due to all the horrible things he read about himself, including being called “the merchant of death”, he decided to dedicate his fortune to the creation of the Nobel Prize

In 1888 Alfred’s brother Ludvig died while visiting Cannes and a French newspaper erroneously published Alfred’s obituary. It condemned him for his invention of dynamite and is said to have brought about his decision to leave a better legacy after his death. The obituary stated, Le marchand de la mort est mort (“The merchant of death is dead”) and went on to say, “Dr. Alfred Nobel, who became rich by finding ways to kill more people faster than ever before, died yesterday.” Alfred (who never had a wife or children) was disappointed with what he read and concerned with how he would be remembered.

 

Crack pipes are sold as fake flowers in a glass tube at convenience stores

What does smoking crack feel like?

You inhale and as the smoke is filling up your lungs a strange feeling starts creeping up your legs. You feel like there’s butterflies in your stomach and bam, you’re whole body is buzzing in pure sensual stimulation. You let go and you take another hit. Here it comes again, only this time it makes you feel even better.

Pretty soon you smoked so much you’re just staring at the pipe which just slipped out your hand in utter shock at how good it feels. The feeling starts fading; you light another bowl/rock. You put the flame against the rocks or next to them and as they melt you suddenly start worrying. Your legs cramp with excitement as the smoke starts filling the vape. You inhale and it comes again.

Pretty soon you run out and start scraping for more. You twiddle the bag the crack came in and smoke the crumbs. You smoke a cig. You smoke another one. The feeling is gone. You put some music on but you don’t feel it. Nothing matters anymore. You need more crack but you have to wait til tommorow. You try to fall asleep but all you can think about is repeating the experience again.

 

A man from China bought a first class ticket which came with access to a VIP lounge and flyers could get a free meal. He rescheduled over 300 times over a year to enjoy (presumably) over 300 meals. When investigated, he canceled the ticket and got a full refund.

 

An Italian pronstar, who was a member of Parliament, while continuing to make hardcore pron videos while in office. She often made speeches with one breast exposed, and offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein in exchange for peace in the region

In 1979, Staller was presented as a candidate to the Italian parliament by the Lista del Sole, Italy’s first Green party. In 1985, she switched to the Partito Radicale, campaigning on a libertarian platform against nuclear energy and NATO membership, as well as for human rights. She was elected to the Italian parliament in 1987, with approximately 20,000 votes. While in office, and before the outset of the Gulf War, she offered to have sex with Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein in return for peace in the region. She was not re-elected at the end of her term in 1991.

 

Hunter S. Thompson pranked Jack Nicholson on his birthday by shining a spotlight on his house, blasting a recording of a pig being eaten alive by bears, firing his pistol, and leaving an elk’s heart at the front door, while Nicholson and his two daughters hid in the basement. (article)

 

The Federal Trade Commission says four cancer charities run by extended members of the same family conned donors out of $187 million from 2008 through 2012 and spent almost nothing to help actual cancer patients. (article)

These are the charities in question:

  • Cancer Fund of America
  • Children’s Cancer Fund of America
  • Cancer Support Services
  • The Breast Cancer Society

Here’s how they are all connected:

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Fascinating Photos Collected From History

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Hitler declares war on the United States – December 11, 1941

 

Great story from Ken Burn’s documentary ‘The War’ about Hitler’s ambition

 

Anti-Apartheid protesters sprayed with a water cannon shooting purple dye to mark the demonstrators for arrest. South Africa, 1989

 

Robert F. Kennedy’s wife, Ethel, attempts to comfort him as lay mortally wounded on floor of the kitchen in the Ambassador Hotel. June 6, 1968.

“We judge the United States of America by [the size of our economy, when that number] . . . does not allow for the health of our children, the quality of their education, or the joy of their play; it does not include the beauty of our poetry or the strength of our marriages, the intelligence of our public debate or the integrity of our public officials. It measures neither our wit nor our courage neither our wisdom nor our learning, neither our compassion nor our devotion to our country. It measures everything in short except that which makes life worthwhile. And it can tell us everything about America except why we are proud that we are Americans.”

-Robert F. Kennedy.

 

American soldier standing in the ruined Monument to the Battle of Nations in Leipzig, Germany, 1945

A U.S. soldier stands in the middle of rubble in the Monument of the Battle of the Nations in Leipzig after they attacked the city on April 18, 1945. The huge monument commemorating the defeat of Napoleon in 1813 was one of the last strongholds in the city to surrender. One hundred and fifty SS fanatics with ammunition and foodstuffs stored in the structure to last three months dug themselves in and were determined to hold out as long as their supplies. American First Army artillery eventually blasted the SS troops into surrender.

 

Russian Imperial family – circa 1914

When Tsar Nicholas II of Russia, George’s first cousin, was overthrown in the Russian Revolution of 1917, the British government offered political asylum to the Tsar and his family, but worsening conditions for the British people, and fears that revolution might come to the British Isles, led George to think that the presence of the Russian royals would be seen as inappropriate. Despite the later claims of Lord Mountbatten of Burma that Prime Minister Lloyd George was opposed to the rescue of the Russian imperial family, the letters of Lord Stamfordham suggest that it was George V who opposed the rescue against the advice of the government. The Tsar and his immediate family remained in Russia, where they were killed by Bolsheviks in 1918. King George V essentially signing his owns cousin’s death certificate.

 

28 years ago, more than 10 million people attended Khomeini [late Iranian leader]’s funeral, lined in a 20 mile route to the cemetery in scorching summer heat, at least 10 dead and 400 badly hurt

 

Richard and Mildred Loving. The Supreme Court ruled interracial marriage bans unconstitutional in the case of Loving vs Virginia – June 12, 1967

The Ruling:

Marriage is one of the “basic civil rights of man,” fundamental to our very existence and survival…. To deny this fundamental freedom on so unsupportable a basis as the racial classifications embodied in these statutes, classifications so directly subversive of the principle of equality at the heart of the Fourteenth Amendment, is surely to deprive all the State’s citizens of liberty without due process of law. The Fourteenth Amendment requires that the freedom of choice to marry not be restricted by invidious racial discrimination. Under our Constitution, the freedom to marry, or not marry, a person of another race resides with the individual and cannot be infringed by the State.

 

The Beasts of Bergen-Belsen: Women SS guards

Footage of the liberation of Bergen Belsen. At around 02:00 one can see the arrest of the female guards:

 

The only known photo of Albert Einstein with his E=MC^2 equation – 1934

historical photos

 

SS Officer Initiation – 1938

National Geographic – Hitler and the Occult

 

A 3-4 second exposure from a Royal Air Force bomber reveals the massive amount of flak and anti-aircraft fire they were going through in a night raid on Brest, France. January 31, 1941. ( looking down, right out of the bottom of an aircraft)

 

 

Papier-mâché dummy head used by John Anglin to fool prison guards, Alcatraz. 1962

While John and Clarence Anglin, 2 of the 3 men who ever escaped from Alcatraz, were officially reported to have drowned in the bay, their mother received flowers anonymously every Mother’s Day until she died, and two very tall unknown women were reported to have attended her funeral. (source)

According to Unsolved Mysteries, a day after the escape a man claiming to be John Anglin had called a lawyer in San Francisco and wanted the lawyer to arrange a meeting with the US Marshals’ Office. When the lawyer refused to do this, the person hung up. The sister of the brothers, Marie Anglin Widner, has told the media she believes that the brothers attented their mother’s funeral in 1973, disguised as women. On October 12, 2015, the History Channel premiered a documentary about the 1962 Alcatraz escape, focusing on John and Clarence Anglin and the possibility that their escape was successful. The program, Alcatraz: Search for the Truth provided viewers with evidence kept by the brothers’ family that included: Christmas cards signed by “John” and “Clarence”; an audio tape of a childhood family friend, Fred Brizzi, telling the family in the early 1990s about a chance encounter in 1975 with the brothers in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; a photograph taken by the same family friend in 1975 of two men resembling John and Clarence Anglin.

Here is the Christmas card

 

Japanese ammunition being dumped into the sea on September 21, 1945. During the U.S. occupation, almost all of the Japanese war industry and existing armament was dismantled

 

Cow shoes used by moonshiners to hide their footprints from prohibition agents, 1924

 

During the Third Reich, there was a programme called Lebensborn, where ‘racially pure’ women slept with SS officers in the hopes of producing Aryan children. An estimated 20,000 children were born during 12 years. 

 

 

In 1954 John Stapp strapped himself to a rocket sled, accelerated to 632 MPH in 5 seconds, and then decelerated to 0 MPH in 1.4 seconds. He experienced 46.2 G’s. He went temporarily blind and experienced two black eyes from his eyeballs having been shot so far forward.

 

Men of Easy Company (Band Of Brothers) after capturing Hitler’s Eagles Nest – 1945

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The Dumping Grounds

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When you just tryna find dem good good fireworks but da cool kids don’t like ya

 

Audience Reaction to Steve Jobs Scrolling on an iPhone in 2007

 

Andre Berto describes what it’s like to fight Floyd Mayweather

 

What happens when somebody tries to be serious online in Flight Simulator X

 

18-Year-Old Woman Gets Sentenced To 20 Years For Using A Dating App To Set Up A Robbery That Resulted In Killing Of A Teen

As Circuit Judge Matthew Foxman read the sentence, Ky’Andrea Cook’s mother dropped to the floor of the courtroom and wailed. The howls of grief from Cook’s mother were so loud that the judge had to later restate the sentencing for the clerk: 20 years for on a carjacking charge, 15 years for attempted carjacking with a deadly weapon and 15 years for a battery felony. The sentences are concurrent. As part of her plea agreement, a conspiracy charge was dropped. That charge carried a maximum penalty of life in prison. The plea didn’t challenge prosecutors’ assertions in March, when she was a Mainland High School student, Cook lured Perry Nida, a 27-year-old Palm Coast man, to a meeting in South Daytona where he expected to sell her some marijuana and then they would have sex. Nida brought 17-year-old Immanuel Pursel from Palm Coast, who ended up shot by Cook’s boyfriend who was waiting to rob them, investigators said. Cook was arrested April 27 in connection to two violent carjackings and the March shooting of the teen. Detectives believe Cook and several accomplices used the “MeetMe” phone app to lure victims to an area where they would be carjacked, South Daytona police Lt. Dan Dietrich said at the time. When Nida and Pursel went to meet Cook the night of March 22 in South Daytona, Nida became suspicious and hid the marijuana in a bush before picking Cook up, the report states. When she got into the truck, Cook told Nida she had to go get money, and when she returned, a man with a mask got into the backseat.

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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What every American should know about paying bribes when traveling abroad – Thrillist

China Holds ‘Women’s Beautiful Buttocks’ Competition And Of Course There Are Photos – Mandatory

These charts show who you’ll spend your time with across your lifetime – Quartz

Colts Owner Jim Irsay Tweets Very NSFW Pic of Naked Porn Star, Then Claims He Was Hacked – Maxim

5 Things WOMEN Can Do To Improve Their Relationship – The Reset

Venus Williams at Fault for Car Accident That Led to Death of 78-Year-Old Man – Rare

We Can’t Get Enough of Smoking Hot Natalie Golba – Yes Bitch

Seattle’s Minimum Wage Hike May Have Gone Too Far – Five Thirty Eight

Report: Trump Wants List of ‘Deliverables’ to Offer Putin – Newser

Your Smartphone Is Making You Stupid – Life Hacker

What jobs will still be around in 20 years? Read this to prepare your future – The Guardian

Here’s How Traders Lost Millions in the First Ethereum Flash Crash – Motherboard

Inside the dangerous operation to smuggle free information into North Korea – MIC

Grading the 2017 NBA Draft – The Ringer

Why Keeping a Daily Journal Could Change Your Life – Medium

These girls are generous with the cleavage – Radass

Woman Does Something So Nasty For 5 Bucks – Trending Views

The Petya ransomware is starting to look like a cyberattack in disguise – The Verge

Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts – National Geographic

Jessica Alba Bikini Photos in Cabo San Lucas – G-Celeb

Conor McGregor Will Be Mad at the Check Floyd Mayweather Cashes – The Blemish

Top 15 Films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe – Gunaxin

Heartbroken America Sees Barack Obama At Restaurant With Younger, Hotter Nation – Runt Of The Web

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The Type Of Girl That Makes You Forget How To Talk

A Heavy Metal Dose Of AWESOME To Help You Celebrate Friday!

A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating SPORTS Photos And Videos

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Michael Jordan’s letter to Russell Westbrook after winning the MVP

 

Russell Westbrook teared up when talking about his brother

 

2003 vs 2017 NBA draft suits

 

MJ vs Kobe

 

Mutumbo brags about not being dunked on by Michael Jordan….He pays the price

 

James Harrison playing volleyball with a medicine ball

 

James Harrison, says his sons’ participation trophies “will be given back until they EARN a real trophy.”

 

Remember to practice safe firework handling practices this 4th of July. This is what New York Giant’s Jason Pierre Paul’s hand looks like after his firework accident

 

Titans Cornerback Logan Ryan Uses Signing Bonus to Pay of His Brother’s Student Loans

NFL cornerback Logan Ryan recently signed a three-year $30 million deal with the Tennessee Titans. The deal comes with a $2 million signing bonus and $16 million fully guaranteed.

 

Marshawn Lynch Offers 2,000 Free Water Park Tickets for Kids

 

20 years ago today, Mike Tyson bites EvanderHolyfield ‘s ear of their heavyweight rematch resulting is Tyson’s disqualification!

 

Loser of Herrig vs Kish shit themselves mid fight

 

Floyd And His Bodyguards

 

What a baseball hitter sees for each of the different pitches

 

Regular people attempting to jump as high as Cristiano Ronaldo

 

Messi enjoying his birthday cake with his family (Messi Wife’s Instagram)

 

Footballer finds an alternative way of transportation

 

Everyone was watching Chile’s game yesterday, EVERYONE

 

John Daly winning British Open 1995

 

World’s Highest Paid Athletes

 

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The Daily Man-Up

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Men love a good challenge. When we have to work for something, we see it as more valuable. We tend not to appreciate what’s handed to us as much.

Think about every good story ever written. It focuses on the hero’s journey. The main character must face some struggle which makes his victory that much sweeter.  If there was no tension, no battle, nothing to work for — it would be…boring.

The same goes for dating. A lot of men complain that they don’t want women to play any games. They just want them to be upfront. But what we say can be different than what we respond to.

When a woman is too available or shows too much interest early on, many men become hesitant. They question why things are so easy. And they are less attracted because of it.

So on many occasions, women are forced to challenge men in order to win their affection. And you need to be ready for when that happens. School is in session.


What are tests and why do some women challenge men?

The simplest definition I can think of is…

Any action in which a woman tries to determine whether or not you’re confident in yourself and your intentions.

It’s no secret that confidence is one of the most attractive qualities in a man. So women want you to prove that you’re the real deal.

They wants to know if you’re the hero…or just another guy.

And that may threaten you. Maybe you don’t like being put on the spot. Maybe you take it as a personal attack. You think a woman is purposely trying to put you down.

What you’re missing is that much of the time when a woman tests you, it’s because she’sinterested. It’s playful flirting. Because she’s feeling attracted to you, she wants to make sure you’re really who you say you are. Women test guys they see potential in.

These tests are usually unconscious, too. It can be a natural reaction when some women feel insecure or are trying to impress you. So they project those insecurities outward as a defense mechanism.

Why it’s important to pass these tests

Women want men who are comfortable with their identity and value themselves. They don’t want good “actors”, or men who are secretly insecure and overcompensate to hide it. 

When you fail a test, you’re showing a woman that she has shaken you and maybe you’re not as confident as you let on.

You’re also showing that it’s easy to get to you and you can’t roll with the punches. You’re not able to laugh at yourself or throw it back at her. Basically, you can’t keep up with a woman who’s flirting with you.

Confident men can deal with any situation that comes up. They love themselves. So in any tough moment they just have to be unashamedly themselves. There’s nothing sexier or more masculine.

Check out the rest of the article at Nick Notas

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A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful

A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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Camp Director promises the kids ice cream if he makes this shot

 

Dog patiently waits for the toy surgeon 

 

On your mark, get set…

 

Firefighter Who Saved Baby Watches Her Graduate High School

 

The type of police body camera footage we all can enjoy

 

Cow getting at that itch

 

Dogs are the best

 

Dog doesn’t want to go back in after trip to the park

 

Cameraman falls in love

 

Dogs enjoying a day at the beach

 

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The Dumping Grounds

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Charles Bukowski’s hangover story is the best

 

Cocaine Talk With Uncle Joey Diaz @ 1:02:19

 

Watching a producer who knows what they’re doing make a beat is one of the greatest things to witness

 

The Lexus LFA Is the $400,000 Supercar Nobody Talks About

 

Saxophone player melts faces after Iron Maiden concert

 

Israeli Mossad Assassination Footage of HAMAS LEADER in Dubai Hotel

 

There’s no easy way out

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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100 Years Of Armbars….A Complete History Of The Gracie Family Lineage – Grantland

The 8 Hottest Baristas On Social Media – Mandatory

The Craziest True Stories of How Brain Damage Changed People – Ranker

The Men Who Pay to Be Cuddled – VICE

Porsche Just Dropped the Fastest Street 911 Ever Made, a 700-HP, 211-MPH Beauty – Maxim

15 ways to get better at small talk – Business Insider

A Man Sent Sexual Messages to a Teen. Her Dad Took Action – Newser

10X Your Results, One Tiny Action at a Time (The Power of Incremental Progress) – The Mission

Renee Somerfield drops some massive bikini cleavage! – Yes Bitch

iOS 11 Preview: Keep It Simple – The Verge

This Emotional Intelligence Test Was So Accurate It Was Creepy – Fast Company

The Future Of Coal Country – New Yorker

12 People Confess to the Wildest Things They’ve Seen at A Bachelor Party – Radass

5 Texts People Send That Mean They’re Probably About To Ghost You – Elite Daily

26 Of The Best Business Books That Are Worth Their Weight In Gold – Thought Catalog

Meet InstaHottie Linda Loo – Hollywood Tuna

A 9 Step Guide On Staying Sober At Music Festivals – EDM Sauce

Kate Upton, Tara Lipinski and Other Random Ladies – G-Celeb

What Drone Warfare Does to a Soldier’s Brain – GQ

Germany legalizes gay marriage, leaving only one Western European country with it banned – Rare

The Worst Sets of Eyebrows in History – Sad And Useless

Amazon Prime Wardrobe lets you try on and return clothes free – Tech Crunch

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