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The Dumping Grounds

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Pregnant car accident victim stops breathing. Nurse on his way to work does CPR until paramedics arrive. He saves her life then rushes off to work bc he’s late

 

Considering it’s the most unhospitable place on the planet, the USA’s South Pole Station is incredible in how well built and luxurious it is

 

State trooper makes PSA for ‘pretty incredible’ turn signal

 

Brave diver manages to befriend a vicious moray eel over years of contact

 

How to Avoid Rape in Prison

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Here Is The Best Way To Make A Woman Orgasm – Maxim

Emily Ratajkowski And Her Boobs Were A 10 At The Vanity Fair Oscars Party – Mandatory

Hot Instagram Pictures Of Juli Annee – Lurk And Perv

Bras Deserve a Break Too! (45 Photos) – Radass

President Trump announced his plan to help America win wars again – Rare

Long-Awaited Sequels That Were Most Worth the Wait – Ranker

Man shoots his neighbor on Facebook live – Trending Views

‘Just weeks after giving birth, fitness model Tammy Hembrow looked just as sexy as ever – Faves

11 Proven First Date Hacks That Will Make You Stand Out – Introverted Badass

Nyta Chernova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride – Hollywood Tuna

California’s Failed Utopia – Leenks

Ariel Winter Buttcheeks – G-Celeb

The 38 Hottest Instagram Pics of Jena Frumes – Regretful Morning

33 Current Moods That Have Almost Consulted You Personally – Runt of The Web

Here’s the advice Bill Gates would give to his 19-year-old self – Business Insider

UN Report: Robots Will Replace Two-Thirds of All Workers in the Developing World – Futurism

The Street Fighting Life Of Abraham Lincoln – VICE

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Brooke Hogan

Boyfriends Forced To Take Perfect Pictures Of Their Girlfriends For Instagram

The Perry Bible Fellowship Has The Best Comics Ever!

What Is The Best Piece Of Life Advice You Can Offer Everybody?

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Through all the trials and tribulations of living on this Earth for 35 years, one of the best pieces of life advice I can offer you guys is to bust a nut before making a important decision. The Japanese even have a word for it, Kenjataimu –  Period of clear thoughts when a man is free from sexual desires after having an orgasm. It saved my ass many times when I wanted to call my crazy ex-girlfriend at 2am on a drunken night or those many times when I was ready to drop a few hundred on a dirty hooker on Craigslist. The logical part of your brain takes a back seat to your reptilian brain when you don’t fap and you are prone to making horrible decisions. After you rub one out, your decision making skills rises by at least 40-45%.

What is your best piece of life advice?

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This One Goes Out To All The Foodies Out There

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Sushi Donut

 

Spicy pork and kimchi volcano

 

Malaysian Street Food Tour in Kuala Lumpur

 

Fire Roasted Bone Marrow

 

New York City Food Tour

 

How They Make Peking Duck So Crispy and Tender

 

This Spicy Noodle Soup is the Best Breakfast Ever

 

Inside Hashimoto: Tokyo’s Michelin-starred Eel Restaurant

 

New York chef makes a grown up Choco Taco

 

Your Last Meal: Aaron Lau 

 

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20 Fascinating Photos Collected From History

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"This was where our house was, the body may be that of my mother.” Chieko Ryu – Nagasaki, Japan 1945

 

Troops of the Eight-Nation Alliance in 1900. Left to right: Britain, United States, Australia,India, Germany, France, Russia, Italy, Japan

 

A Group of Samurai in front of Egypt’s Sphinx, 1864

 

The final moments of a Japanese Dive Bomber, 1945

 

A police officer issuing a woman a ticket for wearing a bikini on a beach at Rimini, Italy, in 1957

 

English archaeologist Howard Carter entered the sealed burial chamber of King Tutankhamen 1923

Curse of the Tutankhamun?

The first of the “mysterious” deaths was that of Lord Carnarvon. He had been bitten by a mosquito, and later slashed the bite accidentally while shaving. It became infected and blood poisoning resulted. …

Skeptics have pointed out that many others who visited the tomb or helped to discover it lived long and healthy lives. A study showed that of the 58 people who were present when the tomb and sarcophagus were opened, only eight died within a dozen years. All the others were still alive, including Howard Carter, who died of lymphoma in 1939 at the age of 64. The last survivor, American archaeologist J.O. Kinnaman, died in 1961, a full 39 years after the event.

 

General Dwight D. Eisenhower addresses American paratroopers prior to D-Day

Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Forces:

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 1944. Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned. The free men of the world are marching together to victory.

I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory.

Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking

 

Kon-Tiki, a raft built by Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl in an attempt to prove that pre-Columbian South Americans could reach Polynesia. He succeeded 1947

The Kon-Tiki Expedition

 

Hitler asking a frostbitten and snow ravaged soldier not to salute him, but to instead rest and recover

 

Two black students are harassed by classmates on their way to school – Little Rock, Arkansas 1957

 

12 year old Lo Manh Hung who was probably the youngest photo journalist in South Vietnam, February 18, 1968

 

 B-17 bombardier heading toward Germany, 1940’s

 

Reagan meets with the Afghan mujahideen, 1983

 

Bobby Fisher playing 50 opponents simultaneously. He won 47, lost 1 and drew 2. 1964

 

A Mongolian woman sentenced to die by starvation reaches out from the porthole of a crate in which she is imprisoned, c. July 1913

This photo was taken in July 1913 by French photographer Albert Kahn. Albert Kahn was a millionaire banker who pioneered color photography using the process invented by the Lumière brothers. During his trip through exotic countries, Albert Kahn visited Mongolia where he took this picture of a woman who was condemned to slow and painful starvation by being deposited in a remote desert inside a wooden crate that was to become her tomb. Initially the bowls on the ground had water in it, though was not intentionally refilled, and the person inside was allowed to beg for food which often just prolonged their suffering as they generally didn’t get enough food for the passersby. The photographer had to leave her in the box because it would be against a prime directive of anthropologists to intervene in another cultures law and order system.

 

Troops of the US 89th Infantry Division trying to cross the River Rhine under heavy fire. Oberwesel, Germany. March 26 1945

 

Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery signs the surrender of German forces in the Netherlands, in northwest Germany and Denmark – 4th May 1945

After lunch, Field Marshal Montgomery called the Germans back for further consultation, and there he delivered his ultimatum … He told the Germans: “You must understand three things: Firstly, you must surrender to me unconditionally all the German forces in Holland, Friesen and the Frisian Islands and Helgoland and all other islands in Schleswig-Holstein and in Denmark. Secondly, when you have done that, I am prepared to discuss with you the implications of your surrender: how we will dispose of those surrendered troops, how we will occupy the surrendered territory, how we will deal with the civilians, and so forth. And my third point: If you do not agree to Point 1, the surrender, then I will go on with the war and I will be delighted to do so.” Monty added, as an after-thought, “All your soldiers and civilians may be killed.”

 

Allied soldiers showing civilians a pile of bodies at Buchenwald concentration camp April 16, 1945

 

Marie Curie, the first woman to receive a Nobel Prize, in her laboratory in Paris, 1912

 

Three black men are lynched by angry white mob. Mississippi 1920

The are lynchings in Dulth, Minnesota which occurred on June 15, 1920, when three African American circus workers were attacked and lynched by a mob in Duluth, Minnesota. Rumors had circulated that six African Americans had raped and robbed a teenage girl. A physician’s examination subsequently found no evidence of rape or assault.

 

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The Dumping Grounds

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The Hummer H2 Is the Most Embarrassing Vehicle You Can Drive

 

Polyamorous Mum Convinces Husband To Get A Second Wife

 

Adorable injured dog wags tail when he sees his rescuers

 

Emma Watson Gives Strangers Advice for $2 at Grand Central

 

Great Depression Cooking – Poorman’s Feast

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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The 11 Sexiest Bollywood Stars – Mandatory

Porn Stars Dish Out Their Top-Secret Sex Tips – Maxim

10+ Terrible Haircuts That Were So Bad They Became “Say No More” Memes – Leenks

7 Customers Every Waiter & Waitress Hates Serving – College Humor

Watch as a cop sneaks up on a bat-wielding fool and absolutely levels him with a perfect form tackle – Faves

Cancer patients often don’t take the drugs they need to survive, and the reason is sickening – Rare

Judge throws drunk driver’s mom in jail for laughing at victim’s family in court – Trending Views

America Keeps Staring at This Photo of Kellyanne Conway – Newser

Bella Thorne’s Booty Pump And Snaps – Hollywood Tuna

Drunk Woman Literally Wheelbarrowed Home By Boyfriend – Radass

16 Recreational Drugs That You Don’t Know About Yet – Ranker

DNA Test Shows Subway’s Oven-Roasted Chicken Is Only 50 Percent Chicken – CBS

Touching Kate Upton’s Boobs – G-Celeb

Bernice Burgos’ Carnival Look Is Destroying The Internet – Bossip

Twenty Public Service Announcements from the Eighties – Gunaxin

You’re twice as likely to crash texting while driving as you are drink driving – Business Insider

Smoking hot Latina! – Ehowa

Shell Oil Made A Film About The Dangers Of Climate Change In 1991 — And Then Hid It –

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Katherine

Welcome To Caveman’s Fight Club!

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Delusional Energy Shield Master Dares Martial Artist To Punch Him

 

Damn, this guy was out to kill!

 

One of the greatest kickboxing fights of all time

 

When posturing goes wrong…keep your hands up folks!

 

Ref is waiting for the brain damage to settle in before he stops the fight

 

A streetfight ends quickly …. and unexpectedly

 

Mackenzie Dern Omoplata/Rear Naked Choke Submission

 

Boyfriend Hits Mom In Front Of Her Son….. Feels Instant, Painful Regret

 

Imanari roll to heel hook!

 

Kung-Fu Master

 

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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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What are the inner thoughts of a person suffering from Anoerxia?

I lost around 50 pounds in a bit less than 3 months at my worst, must have lost 60 pounds in total. It started very slowly, as I got used to everything, as I eliminates food. But once I got the hang of it, it got fast terrifyingly quick. I guess I had the predisposition, I can get sickeningly single minded with my purpose.

I have, however, wonderful parents who acted in time and while I was diagnosed with atypical anorexia, although my lowest Bmi was 17, I still had my period so never got diagnosed with anorexia nervosa in itself.

I don’t know how to qualify the way I viewed myself. Days I knew I was too thin and others where I viewed myself as in need of losing weight. Small things, skin roll when sitting, bloating, skin pinching, that made me obsessed over every ounce of fat.

I don’t think I viewed myself as fat or obese, necessarily. I was aware and unaware of being thin. I knew my ribs sticked, I knew I looked I’ll. But the need, the will, the absolute triumph I felt when my weight dropped trumped everything else. This feeling mattered more to me than the consequences, I felt important, I felt good and in control.

And seeing and feeling my ribs, my hip bone, having a thin waist line. It was both soothing and comforting. I craved the touch of my fingers over the bones. Seeing my weight go up even by a pound, was an experience so… Traumatic, each time. I felt like a failure, like a worthless pig who had no control over herself. Not eating, enduring the hunger was my quest for control back in a period where I felt I had very little of it. It felt empowering that I could control the most basic of instincts. I thought I was strong each time I ignored it. I genuinely thought myself better than other people, while being so so jealous. I was miserable, in a twisted form of happiness that just shattered over time.

And then, even when you realize you’re too thin, you can’t stop. The vanity of being thin is such a small part of the whole thing… It’s not about your appearance anymore. I did not care about what I looked like, what I felt like. I cared about what other saw in me and to the me of that time it was fat. It was ugly. It was bad, and awful, and I just projected myself. Every thought I had about myself I threw it on others and then comforted myself in believing I was a superior being who could ignore instincts. Oh how I envied them and hated them.

There’s nothing logical in this thinking process. It’s just the visceral desire of introducing control in your life. It’s like believing you can extinguish fire with oil and you keep repeating the process, completely unable to see how violent the inferno became. And you can only realize much too late that the fire you were confronting in front of you made a full circle, and you’re trapped. You want out, but you just have the oil in your hands to put it out, so you just make it brighter and stronger.

– Murderous_squirrel

 

 

Why is Milo Yiannopoulos popular among conservatives?

Alright, if you’re a liberal, I want you to read closely, because I am giving you a valuable tip.

Milo wants you to criticize him, because he knows that you will look like a fool if you do so. That’s what he does. He’s an expert at it. He’s a troll, guys, and you’re not gonna beat him at his own game.

The reason that conservatives love Milo so much is because he specializes in making liberals look dumb, and he’s good at it. He wants you to call him an evil white supremacist Nazi, because then he can just reply with “What are you talking about? I’m a gay Jew and I like black dudes. LOL!” He’ll do it over and over again. Like the famous tar baby of Uncle Remus stories, if you punch him, you get stuck. When you freak out and call him a Nazi, Milo wins. When you burn stuff down to stop him from speaking, Milo wins. When you have a meltdown on YouTube or in public over something he said, Milo wins. When you see a link on Facebook and post a ten-paragraph rant about how he’s the foppy gay British horseman of the Nazipocalypse, Milo wins. He wins because he says something outrageous and then acts calm and snide when you lose your shit on him. In case it didn’t sink in yet: when you try to suppress him and stop him from speaking, Milo wins.

The above are facts, not opinions. Whether you agree with him or not, the only way to defeat Milo is to engage him and his supporters in sober, open, calm, rational debate. Trying to suppress him only makes him stronger. And yet, this never sinks in. Milo waves his red cape, you charge, and he steps aside, sticks out a leg, and trips you like Bugs Bunny tripping Elmer Fudd. And he does this over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, and his opponents never learn. And best of all, he does it with style, panache, and an infuriating shit-eating grin guaranteed to cause riots at will.

Now, I hate to be condescending, but conservatives love this because it is hilarious. Hilarious! Gut-busting, knee-slapping, stitch-in-my-side-oh-God-I-can’t-breathe laughing-their-asses-off-on-the-floor hilarious. The reason conservatives love it is because all of the people trying to suppress Milo are getting played like fucking violins, and conservatives can’t get enough.

Understand now?

– Caleb Beers

 

 

What does it feels like to miss out on relationships until later in life 

Honestly, yes, I do feel like I “missed out.” As I’ve grown older, I believe more and more that a sense of relational exploration is vital in one’s adolescent years. I went to a high school where I didn’t have the opportunity to explore that side of myself and college … well, suffice to say that college sucked, too. It leaves you feeling stunted and underdeveloped, and like you’re waiting on some train you’re not sure even exists. Not to mention the lack of self-trust you experience because you don’t know if you can trust yourself with any possible relationship. Always wondering, “will I stay because I don’t know better?” or “will I leave because I’m always wondering what else is out there and I’m afraid to ‘settle’?” It gets old walking around feeling like an impending mid-life crisis.

And then you have to hear from a bunch of people telling you how “it’ll happen at the right time” and yaddayadda, all while they’re fucking each other and not you. Or listening to other people tell you how “it’s not really that big a deal,” all the while failing to realize that they have those experiences to draw wisdom from and you … don’t. You don’t have anything. Feeling like you can’t be honest in telling a girl, “Yeah, this is my first real relationship,” because of perceived social stigmas against emotionally underdeveloped and inexperienced males. So you put on this mask, pretending like you know what you’re doing, knowing the whole time you have fucking clue what you doing or talking about.

 

 

What’s it like to go to boot camp?

For those out of the loop, this is a bus full of hopeful young people on its way to bootcamp. Let me regale you with the tale of what exactly I went through, and how things may play out for these guys.

  1. We signed up, and stayed at a nice hotel the day before we flew. When we arrived at the airport, we were put on a bus. This was the bus to bootcamp.
  2. It took about 1.5 hours to get from the airport to bootcamp, the first hour and 15 minutes of which was a lot of people talking about their “military dreams”. “I’m going to be a _! I hope I get stationed _! I did _____ before enlisting! Lalalalala” – until you see the sign pointing to the training center (aka bootcamp). Mine was in New Jersey, which meant that the closer we got to boot, the greyer and darker the skies got. Rainier. More pollution, etc. The last 15 minutes we rode in silence, “regret sinking in”.
  3. When we finally came to a stop, well inside the dreary looking gates of hell – the door of the bus swung open, and in came the short/stocky man with the wide brimmed hat. Immediately the yelling began. Slowly yet urgently he made his way down the aisle of the bus – screaming and swearing, telling everyone to look forward, not turn their head, shut the fuck up and don’t fucking look at anything. “EYES IN THE BOAT” is what it was referred to.
  4. We were then marched off into a medium sized conference room (our company was approximately 80 people). We sat on wooden picnic tables in a room that was not properly heated for the late winter. We had to keep our backs straight, even though the seat itself had wooden grating – in a few hours time when we were finally marched into the “forming squad bays” – backs and asses would be sore as fuck from those chairs.
  5. In the mean time though, there was a lot of yelling, nonstop – people giggling at the silliness of it all were screamed at and “beat”. Beating refers to “make them do physical activity (pushups, situps, whatever) until they can’t anymore – then scream at them for slowing down or doing inferior pushups or whatever. That person would be “marked” for the next few hours, being scrutinized extra for anything they fucked up on.
  6. Bootcamp for the next 8 weeks consisted of;
    • Boring-as-fuck classroom lectures designed to teach you how the military works from a “intro to wikipedia” standpoint. These lectures droned on for hours, to the point where almost everyone dozed off and was summarily beat as a result. Pretty sure these lectures were designed to do this not to teach anything of value (what little of it there was) – but to give them more excuses to beat us.
    • Marching us around to make us fuck up. Marching is the least important thing about the military, yet is held as the stereotype of the most military type behavior. Just put a group of 80 people out in a field in the middle of a rainstorm and tell them they all have to behave like synchronized swimmers. Beat beat beat.
    • Lunchroom antics. For starters, stomachs aren’t used to the bootcamp food (even though it was for real fucking amazing) – so you’re going to piss and shit a lot after the initial constipation. Fortunately they were nice enough to “break” all the bathrooms at the galley, so if you had to go to the bathroom you had to “walk urgently” (no running in boondockers!) all the fucking way back to your respective squad bay (usually about a half mile away) – so you could shit yourself. Also you had a timer on you for how long it would take you to get back. Regardless of how long it took, you were going to get beat for having to use the bathroom. For those fortunate enough to actually sit and eat for the 15 minutes we were given, we got to play the choreographed game of “how many things can they find wrong with you between the time you start eating to the time you have to put your tray away”. Beat beat beat.
    • Lots of doctors visits! Most people that join up aren’t the healthiest specimens. Teeth need to be pulled, braces installed, glasses applied, etc etc. Everyone gets re-vaccinated on like 20+ things no matter what though. Also Small Pox, but more on that in a minute. Oh also all of the doctors, regardless of how they are dressed – are officers. And they are all designed to work with the program. So a typical first day at the docs goes like this; “Why hello! How are you?” “Oh I’m fine, thank you for asking!” “AHEM. Thank you for asking, MA’AM (what you call female officers whose rank is unknown)” Yep, thats more beatings after the visit.
    • Waking you up at the crack of dawn to beat you for the start of the day. You didn’t do anything wrong – but beatings you will get! Going to bed at 10PM flat. Because they are required to be able to say that you were given an 8 hour window of sleep – regardless of the antics that happen in the night or the fact that you’ll stand watch for about 2 hours in the middle of it.
    • Speaking of watch. Everyone had to get up at random periods of the night so they could get dressed, march around in the dark by themselves, and go stand in a room for a few hours doing jackshit and writing about the dumb shit they see in a log book in the most mind-numbingly-tedious format. “02:30 – 01MAR05 – RECRUIT LORECHIEF SNEEZED.” Everything in bootcamp is all caps by the way. That shit will fuck up your hand-writing for years.
  7. Fuck. All of this is to say that this is actually the relatively easy part of bootcamp. At least it’ll sound that way on paper. Fact of the matter is that this is all “ops normal” and this is what they will advertise to you before you go to bootcamp. Here’s where shit gets fucking real though.

  1. You will feel like garbage the entire time. Why? Because you’re literally going to have a cold, flu, mixture of the two – the entire fucking time you’re there. For starters, every room you ever go into is going to be so over-saturated with the smell of cleaning agents, that you’re going to feel like you’ve been bathing in bleach (more specifically; SIMPLE GREEN. FUCK). Your nose and sense of taste is going to go out the window the first half hour you’re there. But don’t let this fool you – nothing is fucking clean. Especially in new jersey. It’s damp, moldy, smells like cleaner, and is covered in bacteria because the only people that clean this shit are beat up recruits like you that don’t give a shit about how clean something is.
  2. No really, you’re going to be fucking sick. There is a “no touching your face” policy in bootcamp because they think it’ll help prevent you from getting a sinus infection. In Jersey they call it the “Cape May Crud” – but its basically a 1-way ticket to an untreatable cold thats going to make you slow, in pain, drained and miserable.
  3. You’re getting a damned small pox vaccine. Do you know what that vaccine does to your body? For starters, the arm they inject you with is going to want to fall off for the next few months. You need that arm, regardless. But too bad, the entire side of it will feel like you were punched and therefore bruised by a linebacker. Also your immune system will literally go to shit trying to immunize. This coupled with all the other fucking shots you got on both of your arms, you’ll be sick and fighting off infections left and right.
  4. Beatings aren’t that bad. Technically they are just a lot of working-out which is good for you. Hooray! Oh wait, I said both your arms feel like shit and you’re sick as a drowned rat. Good luck trying to meet their beating-regimen-standards when you feel like you want to pass out and die in a pool of your own snot and vomit.
  5. You’re missing sleep don’t forget. You slept in a bed designed to make you feel cold and sweaty. You’re in an environment designed to make you extremely stressed. Oh and don’t forget you have watch in the middle of the fuckin night. Hooray!

I could go on. Fact of the matter is that bootcamp is a pain in the ass, even for physically fit and well-disciplined people. But it’s not because of the stereotypical bootcamp activities. It’s the shit they don’t tell you about. I ended up getting pneumonia about a week before completing basic – and it almost resulted in me being sent back some weeks into a different company if I didn’t “snap out of it”. Basically I was drugged up on codeine and all sorts of other shit, wearing my spiffy dress uniform for the ceremony, looking like I was about to die. I had 10 days off from the time I graduated til the time I had to show up at my first unit – which meant nothing but sleep and try to get better just in time to spend the next year on a boat and learning the hard way that I’m a very seasick person. All of this for free college, lol. I’m 100% serious when I say that I should have just gone into debt with student loans.

– LoreChief

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Drug Aficionados Are Now Posting Pictures Of Their Stashes Online

5 People Who Deserve More Recognition For Being Genuine Bad Asses!

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Dr. Leonid Rogozov

In 1961, Rogozov was stationed at a newly constructed Russian base in Antarctica. The 12 men inside were cut off from the outside world by the polar winter by March of that year. On the morning of 29 April 1961, Rogozov experienced general weakness, nausea, and moderate fever, and later pain in the lower right portion of the abdomen. His symptoms were classic: he had acute appendicitis. “He knew that if he was to survive he had to undergo an operation”, the British Medical Journal recounted. “But he was in the frontier conditions of a newly founded Antarctic colony on the brink of the polar night. Transportation was impossible. Flying was out of the question, because of the snowstorms. And there was one further problem: he was the only physician on the base”. Rogozov wrote in his diary:

“It seems that I have appendicitis. I am keeping quiet about it, even smiling. Why frighten my friends? Who could be of help? A polar explorer’s only encounter with medicine is likely to have been in a dentist’s chair”.

All the available conservative treatment was applied (antibiotics, local cooling), but the patient’s general condition was getting worse: his body temperature rose, vomiting became more frequent.

“I did not sleep at all last night. It hurts like the devil! A snowstorm whipping through my soul, wailing like a hundred jackals. Still no obvious symptoms that perforation is imminent, but an oppressive feeling of foreboding hangs over me… This is it… I have to think through the only possible way out: to operate on myself…It’s almost impossible…but I can’t just fold my arms and give up”.

Rogozov had no option but to perform the operation on himself. The operation started at 02:00 local time on the first day of May with the help of a driver and meteorologist, who were providing instruments and holding a mirror to observe areas not directly visible, while Rogozov was in a semi-reclining position, half-turned to his left side. After 30-40 minutes Rogozov started to take short breaks because of general weakness and vertigo. Finally he removed the severely affected appendix. He applied antibiotics in the peritoneal cavity and closed the wound. The operation itself lasted an hour and 45 minutes. Partway through, the helping team took photographs of the operation.

“I worked without gloves. It was hard to see. The mirror helps, but it also hinders—after all, it’s showing things backwards. I work mainly by touch. The bleeding is quite heavy, but I take my time—I try to work surely. Opening the peritoneum, I injured the blind gut and had to sew it up. Suddenly it flashed through my mind: there are more injuries here and I didn’t notice them… I grow weaker and weaker, my head starts to spin. Every 4-5 minutes I rest for 20-25 seconds. Finally, here it is, the cursed appendage! With horror I notice the dark stain at its base. That means just a day longer and it would have burst and… At the worst moment of removing the appendix I flagged: my heart seized up and noticeably slowed; my hands felt like rubber. Well, I thought, it’s going to end badly. And all that was left was removing the appendix… And then I realized that, basically, I was already saved”.

After the operation gradual improvement occurred in the signs of peritonitis and in the general condition of Rogozov. Body temperature returned to normal after five days, and the stitches were removed seven days after the operation. He resumed his regular duties in about two weeks.The self-surgery captured the imagination of the Soviet public at the time. In 1961 he was awarded Order of the Red Banner of Labour.

 

 

Bhanbhagta Gurung

Bhanbhagta Gurung was a Nepalese civilian whose bravery and general badassery during World War II garnered him the Victoria Cross – the highest honor available to British and Commonwealth soldiers. Gurung singlehandedly attacked enemy foxholes with bayonets and grenades, at times coming in point-blank range of machine guns. The account of his deeds encapsulated by the British press:

“Without waiting for orders Bhanbhagta dashed forward alone and attacked the first enemy foxhole and, hurling grenades, he killed the two occupants. He then ran at the next foxhole, killing two of the enemy with his bayonet. Nearby, two other enemy foxholes were inflicting casualties on his section. Showing raw courage he attacked both positions, clearing them with grenades and finishing off the enemy with his bayonet.

Throughout these attacks Bhanbhagta was fired on continuously from a machine-gun situated on the tip of the objective. Realising this was holding up the advance of two of the battalion’s platoons, Bhanbhagta again edged forward and – keeping low – he made the top of the bunker only to find he had run out of hand grenades, so he flung two No 72 smoke grenades into the bunker slit. Two of the Japanese ran out, blinded, with their clothes aflame. Bhanbhagta killed them with his kukri. One foolishly brave Japanese remained inside, still firing the machine gun. Bhanbhagta crawled inside the bunker and, prevented by the cramped space from using his bayonet or kukri, beat the gunner to death with a rock.

With most objectives now taken and the enemy driven off, Bhanbhagta ordered a Bren gunner and two riflemen to hold the captured bunker with him. Under Bhanbhagta’s command, the small party in the bunker repelled with heavy losses the enemy counter-attack. Bhanbhagta’s extraordinary courage was contagious and inspired his fellow Gurkhas to fight like tigers. Snowden was held.”

 

 

Ching Shih

Ching Shih is today remembered as one of the most successful female pirates in the history of the world. During her active years as a pirate lord in early 19th century, she commanded over the famous Red Flag Fleet that consisted of over 1800 ships and 80 thousand male and female pirates. In comparison, the famed Blackbeard commanded four ships and 300 pirates within the same century.Under her rule, Chinese pirates became invincible, resisting attacks from every major naval power of her time.

Ching Shih was born in 1785 in an unknown location and has spent her youth and young adulthood as a prostitute in Chinese city Canton. Her lifestyle changed dramatically in 1801 when she married Zheng Yi, the famous pirate captain that came from the long and prosperous family of pirates. Before marrying her Zheng Yi managed to unite every major Chinese pirate organization into Red Flag Fleet, but after his death in 1807, Ching Shih managed to maneuver herself into a place of power and took control over the entire organization.

Ching Shih unified her enormous fleet of pirates using a code of laws. The code was strict, and stated that any pirate giving his own orders or disobeying those of a superior was to be beheaded on the spot. The code was particularly unusual in its laws regarding female captives. If a pirate raped a female captive, he would be put to death. If the sex between the two was consensual, both would be put to death.

There are further accounts of Ching Shih’s code that state that if a pirate took a captive as his wife, he was required to be faithful to her (although others say that captains would have multiple wives). “Whatever they thought about her, it does seem clear that the pirates respected and obeyed her authority,” says Murray.

The Red Flag Fleet under Ching Shih’s rule went undefeated, despite attempts by Qing dynasty officials, the Portuguese navy, and the East India Company to vanquish it. After three years of notoriety on the high seas, Ching Shih finally retired in 1810 by accepting an offer of amnesty from the Chinese government.

Ching Shih spent the remainder of her life operating her gambling house until her death in 1844, at the age of 69.

 

 

Simo Hayha

Simo Häyhä, also known as “The White Death,” was a Finnish sniper who is credited with killing 505 enemy troops within 100 days during the Winter War against the Soviet Union from 1939 to 1940.

Simo Häyhä’s involvement in the Winter War was very extraordinary. With his Mosin-Nagant M91 rifle, he would dress in white winter camouflage, and carry with him only a day’s worth of supplies and ammunition. While hiding out in the snow, he would then take out any Russian who entered his killing zone.

He preferred iron sights over telescopic sights as to present a smaller target for the enemy (a sniper must raise his head higher when using a telescopic sight), to increase accuracy (a telescopic sight’s glass can fog up easily in cold weather), and to aid in concealment (sunlight glare in telescopic sight lenses can reveal a sniper’s position). As well as these tactics, he frequently packed dense mounds of snow in front of his position to conceal himself, provide padding for his rifle and reduce the characteristic puff of snow stirred up by the muzzle blast. He was also known to keep snow in his mouth whilst sniping, to prevent steamy breaths giving away his position in the cold air.

The Soviets’ efforts to kill Häyhä included counter-snipers and artillery strikes, and on March 6, 1940, Häyhä was hit by an explosive round in his lower left jaw by a counter Soviet sniper, blowing off his lower left cheek. He was picked up by fellow soldiers who said “half his face was missing”, but he did not die, regaining consciousness on March 13, the day peace was declared. It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek.

Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II. When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shooter, Häyhä answered: “Practice”. When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said, “I only did my duty, and what I was told to do, as well as I could”.

 

 

Jack Churchill

World War II saw a plethora of weapon advancements. While most soldiers were concerned with engaging their enemies more effectively from a distance, one man stuck with time tested tools of war – the bow & arrow and sword. He regularly carried a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword in his hand while leading his men into battle. He is quoted as once saying, “Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed.”

Lieutenant Colonel Jack “Mad Jack” Churchill of the British Army is regarded as one the greatest warriors of all time. During World War II he recorded what is thought to be the last confirmed bow and arrow kill in modern warfare, killing a Nazi NCO in France in 1940. The archery shot signaled the rest of his men to launch an attack on the Nazi patrol. Prior to his service in WW2, Churchill was the archery champion of Great Britain and represented his country in the world championships.

To signal the start of a raid on a German garrison in Norway in 1941, Churchill leapt out his position playing “March of the Cameron Men” on the bagpipes before tossing a grenade at the enemy position and getting into the fight.

Churchill’s bagpipe playing would come back to haunt him though. In 1944, Churchill was playing “Will Ye No Come Back Again?” for his men as German troops advanced on their position. A mortar shell struck nearby and killed or wounded everyone except Churchill. However, he was captured by German forces, interrogated in Berlin, then transferred to a concentration camp. Churchill managed to escape the camp by crawling under barbed wire and through a drainage pipe. He was then captured again.

As the war began to end, Churchill and his fellow prisoners feared they would be executed by the SS troops who were guarding them. However, a moral German commander forced the SS troops to back off and released the prisoners after reading the writing on the wall about the war’s end. Following his release, Churchill walked 93 miles to Verona before meeting up with a unit of American troops.

 

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The Dumping Grounds

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This is the nastiest jail in America you’ll ever see

 

Russia’s Toughest Prison

 

20 years ago today, 2 robbers stole $350,000 from a Los Angeles bank and ended up in a long shootout with cops

 

Hip-Hop producer 9th Wonder makes beats from 3 random records

 

Ted Bundy’s Interview Before Execution 

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Meet the Insanely Sexy Surfer Sisters Who Are Being Called the ‘Australian Kardashians’ – Maxim

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Florida Teen Brothers Destroy Girl Scouts Cookie Stand Over $20 Debt – Mandatory

Candice Swanepoel is absolutely perfect in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Isabel Lahela is one of the latest talents signed by WWE, and what a talent she is – Faves

A speeding Porsche driver lost all control and caused a massive explosion, killing four people on impact – Rare

Hump day is a happy day – Radass

5 Ways Men Are Becoming Little Bitches – Chad Howse

The Greatest Scientific Breakthroughs of 2017 – Ranker

Weronika Bielik And Her Amazing Booty Would Make A Great Naughty Mail-Order Bride – Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Snyder Bikini Photos in Miami – G-Celeb

Rachel Dolezal Is Still Insisting That She’s African American, And Changed Her Name To THIS For More Black Points – Bossip

Norway Mass Killer was suing because of the ‘inhumane’ condition…fuck this guy, please send him to that Russian prison – Newser

How To Boost Your Libido With Food – Return Of Kings

We Asked People Why They Post Thirst Traps – VICE

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There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With

Feed Your Brain With These Fascinating Facts

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Triple Crown winner American Pharoah has sex 3 times every day and his owners charge a $200,000 fee per impregnation, generating about $30,000,000 a year annually. (article)

 

The Hand Angels Are A Heroic Volunteer Group That Provides Hand Jobs For The Physically Disabled (article)

Taiwan—officially known as the Republic of China—has one of the best health systems in the world; its million or so disabled citizens receive some of the most thorough medical attention you’ll find, including everything from long-term care to traditional herbal medicine. What they don’t receive from this system, however, is any kind of aid when it comes to slightly more intimate issues, namely: orgasms.

It was for this reason that a group of social campaigners and volunteers took it upon themselves to create Hand Angel, an NGO whose main service is giving handjobs to the severely disabled. Members say that their work raises awareness of the fact that disabled people are often depicted as desexualized—as well as having their sexuality constantly neglected—despite the fact they share exactly the same desires as anybody else.

 

 

A man in Shaanxi, China, recently realized that the long-handled, blunt-ended object he’d been using for 25 years to crack walnuts was actually a live hand grenade. (article)

 

In 2011, two Nepali men climbed Mount Everest and then proceeded to paraglide off of the summit, landing 35 km away. They then hiked and kayaked to the Bay of Bengal, winning the pair National Geographic Adventurers of the Year (article)

 

If a pregnant mother suffers organ damage during the pregnancy the fetus can send stem cells to help repair the damage (article)

 

When the King of Thailand sued his first wife for divorce, she was unable to defend herself in court because of a law forbidding criticism of the King

There is no legal definition, however, of what actions constitute a defamation, insult, or threat against the monarchy, and there is plenty of room for interpretation.

Former Supreme Court Justice Tanin Kraivixien interpreted the wording of the law as a blanket ban against criticism of royal development projects, the institution of royalty itself, the Chakri Dynasty or any previous Thai king.

 

Sacheen Littlefeather, who was sent by Marlon Brando to decline an Oscar in protest for the treatment of American Indians by the film industry, was given 60 seconds maximum to make her speech or be arrested.

 

 Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, is a doctoral student and has co-authored a paper on microRNA in HIV genomes.

 

The lead guitarist of Queen, Brian May , has a PhD in Astrophysics and wrote his thesis  about “radial velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud”

 

An Italian street dog named Fido who was found injured and nursed back to health by a factory worker. The dogs returned to his owner’s bus stop to wait for him every day for 14 years after his owner had died. (article)

 

As of 2012 there were 12 states in which doctors wrote more prescriptions for opioids than there were people in the state

 

Ray J makes around $30,000 a month from his sex tape with Kim Kardashian

The sex tape that launched Kim Kardashian’s career, or whatever you want to call it, is still bankrolling Ray J’s lifestyle. It’s the gift that keeps on giving, really.

Ray J’s sex tape income generally hovers around $30,000 a month, according to Vivid Entertainment. However, Kim’s naked Paper photoshoot has sent sales of the boring tape into overdrive. As TMZ puns it, it’s “a real ass-tronomical increase”:

The photos triggered renewed interest in “Kim K Superstar,” and our sources at Vivid Entertainment say sales of the video have dramatically spiked … so much so, Ray J will pocket $50K from the last week alone … way up from what’s he’s been getting.

 

India’s richest man lives in a 27-story 400,000 sq ft tower with 4 family members and 600 staff. The 550ft tall building contains a 168-car garage spanning 6 floors, 9 elevators, 4 stories of hanging gardens, a 50-seat theater, an artificial snow room, and 3 helipads, valued at $2bn USD (article)

 

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