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Beastie Boys – Live at Glasgow…RIP MCA

Biggest Boxing FAIL Ever!

Meat Sub – Epic Meal Time

A Nice Dose Of Motivation To Get Your Week Started In The Right Direction

My Prescription For Your Monday Morning Pain And Suffering: Alexia

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Even though it was a pain in the ass to wake up to the fact that the weekend is over, Monday is here and another grueling 40 hours of hell lay ahead of us, take solace in the fact that there is a gallery of a hot chick named Alexia to ease some of that pain. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

Like Us On Facebook for more awesome and hilarious pics – Facebook

Her name is Alie Layus and she is fucking hot – Awesome Galore

31 Vintage Mugshots From The 1920s – Ned Hardy

A gallery of dogs and cats being DERP – We Rule The Internet

How Awesome Is This Portal Cake? – Awesome Galore

Alex Morgan Bodypainted For Sports Illustrated – The Slingshot

Kaci is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

2 hot gals from the Air Force (15 Photos) – The Brigade

The 6 Ballsiest Sports Cheats of All Time – Linkiest

This girl is damn near perfect – Double Viking

Emma Watson White Trash Pic – Celeb Jihad

Cheryl Cole Is Red Hot in GQ – G-Celeb

Maria Menounos Gets Her Bikini Body Wet – Pick Me Up News

5 Things I’m Pissed the Newer Generation Won’t Experience – Uncoached

15 Awesome Behind the Scenes Pics of Alien – Unreality Mag

Siobhan Darke brings a little Pocahontas to London – Regretful Morning

Is Tebowing College Cheerleader Tessa Just Trying To Get In Tim’s Pants? – Busted Coverage

World’s Shortest Woman on Her 18th Birthday – Ego TV

More Bikini Pics of Maryna Linchuk From Her VS Shoot in St. Barts – Moe Jackson

This is the F-22 Raptor in high-res (34 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

7 Personality Traits Women Love in Men – Brosome

If You Do This…F**k You! (19 Pics)

Awesome Star Wars Lego Photography

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When Trying To Look Tough Goes Wrong! (James Thompson fails hard)



How to Put Liquor in Sealed Water Bottles



Live Dubstep Song Production…Crazy!

A Dose Of Nostalgia To Take You Back To The Good Ol’ Days Of The 90′s


Ayanna Jordan Will Ease Us Through The Next 8 Hours

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Here’s a darn awesome collection of pictures of a smoking hot model and singer named Ayanna Jordan to help you get through the next 8 hours. Check out the rest of the gallery here and follow her on Twitter here and check out her vocal awesomeness here

Jessica Burciaga is a fucking goddess – Awesome Galore

15 Hacks That Will Definitely Make You Life A Little Bit Easier – Ned Hardy

She meows around my feet all day then stops when I do this – We Rule The Internet

Faith In Teenagers Restored! – Awesome Galore

Grandma Thinks She’s A Barbie – The Slingshot

Jael is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

I found a couple gals the Navy may want to go swimming with (40 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Sexy Fit Chick showing off her body – Double Viking

Eminem’s Daughter Hailie Is All Grown Up – Celeb Jihad

Maria Menounos in a Lime Green Bikini – G-Celeb

 Epic Photographs of Futuristic Locations (pics) – Linkiest

Leggy Maryna Linchuk In Bikini For Victoria’s Secret – Pick Me Up News

Hot Girls From the Miami Winter Music Fest – Uncoached

An Absolutely Perfect League of Legends Cosplay Show – Unreality Mag

Rihanna Has an Itchy Puss on SNL – Yeeeah

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Hawks’ Crystal Hopkins Is A Country Singer – Busted Coverage

Ashley Ann Delehay brings some heat to Canada – Regretful Morning

20 Pictures of Sperm under a High-Powered Microscope – Ego TV

Red Carpet Ladies @ Met Costume Institute Gala 2012 – Moe Jackson

French war bunker found (12 Photos) – The Brigade

Isabela Soncini in drool inducing swimwear is a must see – Brosome

20 Awesome FAILS To Make You Feel Better About Yourself

10 GIFs That Might Make Your Head Explode From Sheer Hilarity

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Ice T on the phrase “fuck it” and its importance for success in life

Inside Amazon (How Amazon Works)

Compilation Of The Week – No More Excuses

Best Way To Start Your Day…With A Nice Big Bowl Of WTF!

Brett Rossi Will Easily Get Us Over The Hump

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Here’s a darn awesome collection of pictures of a hot pornstar named Brett Rossi to help you get over the hump. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here.

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Dianna Agron is 63 days older than Lindsay Lohan. Drugs Are Bad – Awesome Galore

Death doesn’t give a fuck (PIC) – Ned Hardy

For all the cat owners, this picture might make you cry – We Rule The Internet

If I Could Use Photoshop In Real Life – Awesome Galore

Samantha Saint Introduces Naked Tebowing – The Slingshot

The 20 Hottest Photos of Leanna Decker – Heavy

Natalie is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

These women keep the Spurs young (58 Photos) – The Brigade

Beautiful Girls Lounding By The Pool – Double Viking

The Top 25 Coolest Garages on Earth (pics) – Linkiest

Scarlett Johansson Shows Off Her ‘Avengers’ Bikini Body – Celeb Jihad

Georgia Salpa get sexy in FHM UK – GCeleb

Beyonce Becomes The Bootylicious MILF – Pick Me Up News

She’s Uncoachable: Lina Posada Holds Nothing Back – Uncoached

Six Brutal Death Scenes From Non-Horror Movies – Unreality Mag

Better Cheerleader Butts At National Cherry Blossom Parade: Wizards Or Skins? – Busted Coverage

Christopher Walken Reads, “Where the Wild Things Are” – Ego TV

Olivia Paige is a small town girl who likes to get dirty – Regretful Morning

40 Photos Of Chicks Showing Off Their Tramp Stamps – DJ Mick

Craig Paterson gets hit by sniper and lives to tell the story (8 Photos) – The Brigade

Has Anyone Else Notice The Abundance Of Stupidity That Has Spread Throughout Facebook? (20 Pics)


How to Be a Gentleman That Turns Women On

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by Nick Notas

In my previous post, I let you see the inner workings of my adolescent mind and how I evolved into the sexual man I am today. After I got out of school, I began applying the knowledge I gained from a younger age to the adult dating world. Initially, it didn’t go as well as I’d hoped.

The idea that women wanted to be desired held true more than ever before. However, the way I approached it required some tweaking. You can’t act like an overexcited sixteen-year-old and expect to get the same results you once did. By showing a little restraint and class while still being direct, I discovered an essential element of grown-up dating

Here are the lessons I’ve learned about being a sexual gentleman who gets women hot.

Have self-control

While being bold and sexually assertive is attractive, having the ability to restrain yourself is equally so. If you’re non-stop trying to get her in pants, you look desperate and can be a huge turnoff.

I had a friend growing up in school who always chased after the same girls that I did. He’d poke them, playfully push them, and constantly be saying sexual things. At first it would get them hot, but soon they’d question his intentions and the novelty would wear off.

I would have that same forward attitude but I would break it up by asking meaningful questions. By wanting to learn about girls and sharing stories about myself, I kept them intrigued. By listening to what they had to say with legitimate enthusiasm, I gained their trust. The combination is irresistible.

Be unashamed

I never apologize for my interest in sex and nor should you. Too many times I’ve heard guys drop a cute innuendo or be forward about their intentions, only to say sorry or “just kidding” a few seconds later. Any romantic tension the girl was feeling is cut short and the mood is lost.

Now of course, if you say something that gets her truly upset, apologize right away. Most girls will be fine with a slipup as long as it’s followed by a genuine apology. Which leads me to…

Respect her boundaries

I always recommend that a guy takes the shot. If you don’t, there’s very little chance of anything happening. Unfortunately, most girls won’t lead the interaction to sex – it’s just the way it is.

Escalate the situation and get more personal with your touches. Say progressively sexier things to her. If she’s hesitant, nervous, or pulls away – cool it for a while. She needs more time to get comfortable with you. Keep building that connection and try again in a few.

Sometimes a girl will push you away with her words and actually want more. In situations like those, challenging her false defenses can actually work in your favor. But, this is a fine line to play with and takes some experience to get it right.

The best advice I can give is to pay attention to her body language and how she’s speaking. If she’s smiling or lightly says “You can’t say that!” or “Good luck trying.” keep the momentum moving forward. If she looks pissed or clearly says “No.” or “Can you please stop that?” then you probably should pull back.

Wanting instead of needing sex

If I’m attracted to a woman (physically and mentally), I am entertaining the possibility of getting intimate with her. My thought process is, “Wow, she’s awesome. I would love to have an incredible time with her and rock her world.” This is all good and normal.

Unfortunately, when you haven’t gotten action in a while (or ever) and are afraid of messing things up, you tend to need to be intimate with her. Instead you’re saying, “God, I’ll do anything to hook up with her. It has to happen. I’m a loser if I screw this up.”

You can’t go into interactions with the sole purpose of getting in her pants. It may work sometimes, but more often than not she’s going to notice your endgame. The desperation, neediness, and complete lack of wanting to get to know her on a deeper level shows in all your actions. Even if it’s a one-night stand, a girl wants to know you chose her for something more than just her body.

Your mindset should be, “I really want to get to know this girl” while being unabashedly sexual. Give a shit about making a real connection while having the balls to flirt and be physical. This is the healthiest approach to keep girls invested in you!

Touch early and often

Learn to become a touchy person. We do it with our friends and family, and there’s no reason you can’t do it with women. As long as you’re respectful (as stated above), that’s what matters.

Talk with your hands while speaking. It’s easier to touch her when your hands are moving instead of in your pockets. Stand closer by moving to her side, especially in loud bars or clubs. You can be physically close to a woman early on as long as it’s not confrontational (in her face). Sit next to her on dates and it becomes natural to escalate physically.

Most of all, know the best moments to touch her and exactly how to do it.

Focus on pleasing her

There’s too much emphasis on satisfying yourself and trying to get your own rocks off. Here’s a huge secret: if you make it all about her, she will return the favor ten-fold. That’s how you get a woman to be completely invested in you sexually.

Start thinking about how you can make her feel amazing. How you can show her the best time of her life and give her pleasure that she’s only dreamed of. And when the time comes, actually follow through with it.

Once you’ve been flirting for a little, you want to let her know how much you desire her. I’ve said things like, “You have no idea how incredible I’m going to make you feel.” or “I want to caress every inch of your body like you’ve never experienced.” Nothing is sexier than knowing a man cares enough to put the focus on her.

Be judgment-free

Why did women trust me so much when I was so sexually forward? Because they knew I appreciated, understood, and respected their sexuality as well.

Most guys would hookup with a hot girl if she gave them the opportunity. So how come when a girl wants to be promiscuous and mess around, she’s automatically labeled a slut? It’s a ridiculous double-standard and needs to be stopped.

If you have any negative thoughts about women’s sexuality, eliminate them. We all desire sex and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. Sex is at the core of our physiological needs as human beings.

Don’t ever be afraid to bring up sexual topics early within an interaction. Encourage her sexuality. Be the man who helps her explore the depths of her desires she never knew existed. Show her that you have a healthy, positive view on sex, and that it’s no big deal.

The more comfortable you are with sex, the more excited she’ll be to share it with you.

Want insight on how to still be yourself while being sexual? Talk to me for a free session.

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Ronnie Coleman’s Day Job As A Cop

World’s Strongest Man 2011 Final

National geographic science of steroids

Early Morning Workout, Target: Funny Bone!

A Double Dose Of Hotness Courtesy Of Anastasia And Michelle

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pics of a hot Russian fitness model named Anastasia to help you cope with the next 8 hours. I also threw in a set of pictures of a hot model named Michelle, just because you guys are awesome and I like you guys. Check out the rest of the pictures here

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Parenting Done Right! (PIC) – Awesome Galore

20 Of The Most Awkward Yet Hilarious School Photos Of All Time - Ned Hardy

The Beauty Of Motherhood In The Animal Kingdom (20 Pics) – We Rule The Internet

My coworker found out i am collecting NES Games…I came into work to find this (PIC) – Awesome Galore

35 Photos Of Hot Girls In Yoga Pants – The Slingshot

The 20 Hottest Photos of Sienna Miller – Heavy

My B-day, my call: Hot girl explosion checkers part 2 (32 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

How to Become More Social Instantly – The Dating Specialist

Laura is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

Booty Shot In Lingerie Gorgeous Body! – Double Viking

Extremely Attractive Girls At MLB Games (pics) – Linkiest

Selena Gomez Cleavage And Short Shorts Pics – Celeb Jihad

Katherine Heigl Wore Tights to the Gym – G-Celeb

Brooke Burke wearing the hell out of a tight dress - Celeb Slam

Veridiana Freitas is Very Nice to Look At – Uncoached

Celebrities as You’ve Never Seen them By Martin Schoeller – Unreality Mag

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Invade Riviera Maya To Shoot Bikini Calendar – Busted Coverage

The 20 Most Diabolical Laboratories on Earth – Ego TV

Korean Cutie Lee Ji Min Gets Leggy – DJ Mick

Heather Knox is more than most of us could handle – Regretful Morning

Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob at the Met Gala – Yeeeah

Yoga Girl Nina Dobrev Demonstrates Flexibility on Conan! – Moe Jackson

Carmen Electra Reveals Her Bikini Body At 40 – Pick Me Up News

Rihanna Posts Hot Black & White Pics of Herself – Modamee

Fernanda Prada unleashes her cute little sexiness – Brosome

Your WTF Video Of The Day: The Aokigahara Suicide Forrest

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The Aokigahara Forest is the most popular site for suicides in Japan. After the novel Kuroi Jukai was published, in which a young lover commits suicide in the forest, people started taking their own lives there at a rate of 50 to 100 deaths a year. The site holds so many bodies that the Yakuza pays homeless people to sneak into the forest and rob the corpses. The authorities sweep for bodies only on an annual basis, as the forest sits at the base of Mt. Fuji and is too dense to patrol more frequently.

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