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Quite Possibly The Hottest Girl You Will See Today
It’s fucking FRIDAY! Lets celebrate it in style with a super smoking hot chick name Veronique. Check out the rest of her pictures here and definitely follow her on Twitter here
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Vanessa Hudgens & Her Audi S5 Cabriolet!! – Moe Jackson
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Natalia Andrade busts out her drool-inducing curves – Brosome
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How To Cook A Steak Like A BOSS
Gather your stuff
* maters * shrooms * rosemary * garlic * steaky steak (get dry aged, k?)
Do some prep
* butter * cut stuff if you want it cut * rosemary can stay rosemary
Let yo steak be room temperature
Preheat cast iron skillet in oven (450+)
* to get maximum hotness, oh yeaaa
If you haz NY Strip, score fat like hrrr
* prevents some amount of curling
Salt and pepper – lots!
* most falls off in the pan, so go wild * do this right before cooking * salting early does some weird stuff to meat (pulls moisture out)
Grease your meat
* use oil with high smoke point
Make vegetables to pretend like you’re an adult
* olive oil, in the pan * drop your stuff in like so * sprinkly salt and pepper * low – med heat, and you can’t possibly mess this up
Pan on the stove
* Steak in the pan * .. and leave it the fuck alone * 3-4 min. per side for medium (on this particular steak)
Flip steak
* marvel at crust * veggies in the back, don’t need no tending * 3-4 more min. for steaky
* butter * rosemary * garlic * spoon over amaze-sauce on top
Put your fancy stuff on top of steak
* do this to prevent burning everything into blackness * off-camera, flip steak on side to cook fatty side at the end for a minute or so to render it down
Off the heat, and let steaky rest
* foil it up * don’t wrap too tight or you steam away your crunchy crust * rest 5 minutes+ * depends on patience at this point
Veggies, don’t give a fuck
* impossible to mess up * they can do this all day * low heat
Reveal your man food
* unintentional god-lighting
Cut open to reveal the sexy
* Entirely optional, can leave whole * I do it for plating pretty-ness
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How I feel when I try hanging out with the cool kids
When I look at my bank account in the middle of the month…
When I saw on facebook that a girl I slept with a year ago is heavily pregnant.
When I beat someone at a game they were telling me I was bad at
After eating mostly bbq for 3 days in a row
When my finals end before everyone else’s.
When somebody who shouldn’t be wearing yoga pants wears yoga pants.
When I looked at my semester grades that were posted today
Whenever I try to play my little brother at video games
When my friend tells me her boyfriend doesn’t watch porn
When I don’t know what someone is saying
When my girlfriend is asleep and I want sex
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Olga Kurylenko – Heavy
Laura is your damn hot college girl of the day – College Humor
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5 Legendary Barney Stinson Quotes to Help You With Women
by Nick Notas
I just started watching How I Met Your Mother (I know, I’m late to the party) and I’m constantly inspired by Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson. His fearlessness, brutal honesty, unrelenting optimism, and impeccable sense of style make him a character I can look up to (most of the time.)
Granted, I don’t agree with him on certain points, but damn he has some nuggets of wisdom. If you’re ready to take advice from the epic NPH, then suit up!
A week? That’s like a year in hot girl time.
The longer you wait to take action with a girl, the less likely it is that something will happen. If you get her number, hit her up within 24 hours. If you want to get her on a date, ask her. If you like a girl you’ve been friends with, show her. If you think she looks cute in her dress, tell her. If you want to kiss her, go for it.
Why play the waiting game and “hope it happens”? That rarely works and you’ll end up losing more opportunities than you’ll gain. Strike when the iron is hot — before someone else does and while she’s still interested. Great women don’t wait around.
Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You’re like God. There is no one hotter than God.
Be proud of what you do! It doesn’t matter if you’re a software developer, an aspiring writer, a barista, or a male nurse. There’s value in every job and you should never downplay your abilities. Speak with passion in your voice.
Software developers influence everything we do. Writers fill our hearts and minds with imagination and have the power to change the world. Without baristas we’d all be tired allthe time (well, most of us.) And nurses, save lives.
How does your job benefit society? Who do you help? What’s exciting about it? Own your career path and I guarantee she’ll find it sexy.
Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.
You don’t have to suit up every time, but always looking good is a must. Dressing well conveys a powerful message: it shows you care about your appearance and take care of yourself. You look put-together and disciplined – both extremely attractive qualities in a man.
Most of fashion is about good fit, matching colors, and tailoring to your personality. This article lays down the basics and if you haven’t seen it yet, check out Reddit’s Male Fashion Advice community. The sidebar is full of great stuff and they have some of the most helpful people around.
Up your looks and watch how differently women respond.
Remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t.
Believe you’re awesome, because you are. Seriously, there’s no reason to think you can’t kick ass at anything you put your mind to. Confidence is the belief in your own abilities. And even if you can’t do something now, you can always practice and learn how.
Always introduce yourself to the beautiful girl. Assume it’s going to go better than you can imagine. Assume she’s so into you she can’t wait to see you again. Go into every interaction expecting the best.
The truth is, some of the time you’re going to get rejected. Don’t take it personally, we’ve all been there and it sucks but you’ll get over it. Without those learning experiences, you can’t grow to your full potential.
To succeed you have to stop being ordinary and be legen—wait for it—–dary!
Exceptional women want exceptional men. It has nothing to do with being super fit or having perfect teeth, it’s all about your character. Are you a man of your word? Do you have class and respect? Do you hold yourself to the highest standard? How often do you step outside your comfort zone? Are you positive? Do you give a shit about people?
Expect nothing less of yourself than the best, always. Yes, she deserves that much but youdeserve that much, too. That’s the true meaning of a legendary man.
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Haaaaave you met me? Wherever you are, I’m your next wingman.
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Olga Kurylenko – Heavy
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This Chick Is Seductive In Her Skimpy Bikini – Double Viking
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Audrina Patridge Went to the Beach – G-Celeb
Victoria Silvstedt is in a bikini again – Celeb Slam
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Cristiano Ronaldo Feeds Irina Shayk Some Chocolate! – Moe Jackson
Tania Z shows us why staying in shape is important – Regretful Morning
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22 Things A Burglar Would Never Tell You
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste… and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.
4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..
5. If it snows while you’re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.
6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don’t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it’s set. That makes it too easy.
7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom – and your jewelry. It’s not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.
8. It’s raining, you’re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door – understandable. But understand this: I don’t take a day off because of bad weather.
9. I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don’t take me up on it.)
10. Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.
11. Here’s a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids’ rooms.
12. You’re right: I won’t have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it’s not bolted down, I’ll take it with me.
13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you’re reluctant to leave your TV on while you’re out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television.
14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
15. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.
16. I’ll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he’ll stop what he’s doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn’t hear it again, he’ll just go back to what he was doing. It’s human nature.
17. I’m not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?
18. I love looking in your windows. I’m looking for signs that you’re home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I’d like. I’ll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.
19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It’s easier than you think to look up your address.
20. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it’s an invitation.
21. If you don’t answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.
22. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar rapist won’t stick around… After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there also. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime. Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can’t reach a phone. This is a really good idea. You could leave the spare key fob or remote button next to your bed permanently. Definitely, this is something to pass on to your family and friends as a security tip.
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