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Reaction GIFs Beeyotch!

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When I’m broke and it’s Friday night



 

When the girl I drunk texted last night “Do you wanna go out sometime” says yes 



 

When my train slowly pulls out of the station and I see my backpack on the bench I was sitting at



 

When my girlfriend’s period comes after being 15 days late



 

When I get double meat at Chipotle but they forget at the register



 

When I step outside during dinner because someone brought up politics



 

 

When I walk into the bathroom to take a dump and the cats are laying in there


 

When her head game is weak but she insists


 

My friends when I tell them I touch myself in the living room 

 

When I submit my essay, close Word and it asks if I want to ‘save changes’ 



 

When the Chipotle worker gives me a HUGE scoop of chicken


 

My girlfriend’s reaction after we decided to move in together



 

When our buddy suggest his bachelor party be a joint bachelor/bachelorette party with no alcohol



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A Heavy Metal Dose Of AWESOME To Help You Celebrate Friday

A Beginners Guide To Vietnamese Food

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Phở – Noodle soup served with various cuts of beef and onions. Often eaten with basil, mint, lime, and bean sprouts

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Sườn Ram MặnCaramelized Spare Ribs

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Cơm tấm – Warm broken rice often served with a slab of grilled pork chop marinated in sugar and fish sauce, a slice of steamed pork loaf topped with egg yolks, and a mixture of pork skin and thinly shredded pork

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Mì Quảng – Wide rice noodles served with little broth, pork chops, chicken, shrimp, vegetables, peanuts, and rice paper cracker

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Canh chua – A sour soup made with fish, pineapple, tomatoes (and sometimes also other vegetables such as okra), and bean sprouts, in a tamarind-flavored broth

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Nem Nuong – Spring Rolls with Grilled Pork Patties

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Bánh Cuốn – Steamed rice cake, made with rice flour, tapioca flour, water and oil and traditionally filled with ground pork, fried shallots and wood ear mushrooms. It is garnished with cilantro, sliced cucumbers, even more fried shallots, slices of pork loaf, and served with a fish sauce dip

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Bún bò Huế – Vietnamese soup containing rice vermicelli, thin slices of marinated and boiled beef shank, chunks of oxtail, and pig’s knuckles. It can also include cubes of congealed pig blood

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Bún riêu – Meat rice vermicelli soup, served with tomato broth and topped with crab or shrimp paste

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Cháo – Rice Porridge

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Hủ Tiếu – a noodle soup consisting of rice noodles with pork stock, ground pork, chinese celery, sauteed garlic and shallots 

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Thịt Kho Tộ – Carmelized Braised Pork And Egg Cooked In A Clay Pot

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Bánh xèo – Savoury fried pancakes made of rice flour, water, turmeric powder, stuffed with slivers of fatty pork, shrimp, diced green onion, and bean sprouts

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Ca Kho To – Carmelized Braised Fish Cooked In A Clay Pot

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Bánh mì – Vietnamese sandwich containing cold cuts, pickled vegetables, sausage, fried egg, fresh cilantro and chili sauce.

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Bo Luc Lac – Steak salad served on a bed of greens and tomatoes, topped with pickled onions and a lime dipping sauce. 

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Bun Chả giò – Vermicelli noodles with grilled pork, egg rolls, served over salad, herbs, bean sprouts, and sliced cucumbers

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Bánh cam – Deep-fried glutinous rice sesame balls filled with sweetened mung bean paste

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The Dumping Grounds

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2 random Vietnamese totally nail “Hotel California” while drinking

An in depth video tour of the $600,000, 900 horsepower ultimate luxury sedan: The Brabus Maybach 900 Rocket. Amazing technology and attention to detail throughout

Kayaker has a meltdown in Alaska as black bear mauls her kayak

Gordon Ramsey making a steak sandwich. I’ve never been so turned on by a sandwich.

This video gave me instant diabeetus. Just when you think he’s done… he keeps going

Trent Reznor | Archetype of a Synthesizer

How much does a crash in Formula 1 cost?

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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In soviet russia, hot girl is stronger than you – Leenks

Dying Dog Rescued From The Streets Has Been Completely Transformed In Only Two Months – Ned Hardy

24 Relationship Texting Fails That Will Leave You Laughing Or Crying – Buzzlie

10 Actors Who Almost Died Because Of Intense Method Acting – Linkiest

This May Be the Most Dangerous — and Most Costly — Photo in Japan – VICE

Emily Ratajkowski’s Dreamy New Lingerie Photos Are Nice To Look At – Crowd Ignite

The Hottest Actresses Who’ve Gone Topless In Films – Rant

This girl is very easy on the eyes – Trending View

Demi Lovato posed completely nude in Vanity Fair – Celeb Jihad (nsfw)

Why we’re better off with fewer friends – Quartz

A damn fine collection of hot country girls – Bro My God

This guy just scaled a 6-foot wall with his Humvee like he was stepping over a curb (video) – Yeah Motor

Whitney Cummings flashes her booty on social media – Drunken Stepfather

Ariana Grande Wore a Short Skirt in West Hollywood – G-Celeb

Oregon Shooter ‘Targeted Christians’ – Newser

The Most Controversial U.S. Death Penalty Executions – Ranker

Kendall Jenner’s Sorta See-Through Nipple and Lace Underwear – The Blemish

Quite possibly the hottest Carls Jr burger commercial ever – Radass

The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week – Celeb Slam

52 Sexy Ladies Wearing Sweaters – Regertful Morning

Random thoughts that actually make sense (20 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Why The TI-83 Is So Expensive And Other Facts – Digg

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The Dumping Grounds

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HELL NO: The Most Realistic Horror Film Ever

What Abuse Does Your Suspension Take Every Day?

Crazy woman does donuts in intersection, flips her car down a hill

Thats why Nickelback banned Portugal from their concert lists….forever

FIFA 2022 to feature dying construction workers

History vs. Christopher Columbus

How to Program your Mind for Fitness – The Power of Creating Momentum – Firas Zahabi

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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A Remarkable 11 Year Friendship Between A Rescued Pet Lion And The Man That Saved Him – Ned Hardy

The 40 Sexiest And Most Revealing Celebrity Selfies And Twitter Pics of All Time! – Radar Online

19 Hottest News Reporters Ever – Rant

Impatient Woman Driver Pays The Price (video) – Leenks

Hot girls in bikinis…need I say more? – Bro My God

Why We’re Still In Love With Emily Ratajkowski – Joblo

This Is How You Get Rid Of Luke Skywalker in Battlefront – Trending Views

23-year-old YouTube star who just bought this $4.3 Million Hollywood Hills house – Linkiest

The 25 Most Rewatchable Movies Of All Time – Five Thirty Eight

Calvin Harris got caught going to a Massage Parlor…LOL! – Happy Place

Taylor Swift vs Ariana Grande crawling on stage battle – Celeb Jihad

CIA: Yes, We Covered Up the JFK Killing – Newser

Jessica Alba’s Awesome “Alba” Bikini Pose! – G-Celeb

Rock History’s Most Notoriously Terrible Rock Singers – Mandatory

Niykee Heaton does awesomely sexy things on her Snapchat! – Drunken Stepfather

19 Insane Haunted Houses That’ll Literally Scare The Shit Out Of You – Buzzfeed

The Haunting Photography of a Serial Killer – VICE

The rent in LA is so bad, some person is charging $1500/month to rent out his garage! – Curbed

Bai Ling Refuses to Age (38 Photos) – Radass

Military Vehicles You Can Actually Own – Ranker

Meet Gloria Govan – Derek Fisher’s Girlfriend & Matt Barnes’ Ex-Wife – Busted Coverage

28 Lovely Examples Of Squeeze Worthy Underbewbs – Regretful Morning

The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week – Celeb Slam

This Restaurant’s 30-Pound Burrito Challenge Has An Unbelievable Prize – Food Beast

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Allegra

15 Glorious GIFs For Your Consideration

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Kid trying to break his karate stick



 

F**k everything about this…

Sometimes, the show doesn’t go according to plan


 

HEY! I was eating you! Rude.



 

Dad is given tickets to his first ever Mexico soccer game



 

Woman vs. Kangaroo



 

Hit too close to home



 

How to put out out a grease fire.

This is what happens if you put out a grease fire with water!


 

Dog and child excited for their daddy to come home



 

Sweet jesus this looks delicious.



 

Bouldering World Cup



 

This doesn’t even seem real…where the wires at???



 

This dude’s makeup skills are on point 



 

How a roomba maps a house



 

Protecting a bull rider



 

Man going nuts on the power station at muscle beach

KING OF THE BAR 2015 – Ultimate Calisthenics Battle!


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9 Bizarre And Dangerous Cults

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Heaven’s Gate

Heaven’s Gate was a cult whose beliefs were based on UFO apocalypse ideas. It was started in the 70s in California by Marshall Applegate and his wife, who taught their followers that they were extraterrestrial “walk-ins”; beings that had possessed or inhabited a human frame. They demanded a total hand-over of their followers’ material possessions and believed that the Earth was nearing its end – was going to be “recycled” by alien forces – and that the only way to survive this was to leave the planet. To do so, they believed that it would be possible to vacate their human bodies and spiritually enter a spaceship that was trailing the comet Hale-Bopp, which would take them to the “Next Level”. 39 of them went along with this, taking their own lives in March 1997. Only one member of the cult survived, Rio DiAngelo, who had agreed to remain behind on Earth to propagate the group’s teachings. Fingers crossed he doesn’t have too much success.

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The Manson Family

It is not entirely clear who the enemies of Charles Manson and his faux family were; they seemed to kill indiscriminately. Whilst protesting an incoherent ideology based on race-wars, the victims of Manson and his accomplices offer little to support his apparent dogma, nor do the cryptic messages left at the scene. The cult started in the 1960s when Manson moved in with Mary Brummer and persuaded her to let other women reside there as well. A chance encounter with Dennis Wilson of Beach Boys fame gave Manson the springboard for enlarging his “family” and his twisted interpretation of the Beatles White Album laid the groundwork for the Manson murders. Manson became obsessed with the idea that the Beatles had predicted the coming apocalypse with their song Helter Skelter and he instructed his family to set about a murderous rampage in preparation for it. Among others, the Manson family brutally killed actress Sharon Tate and several associates in 1969. Later that year the group were apprehended and charged. Manson himself is still serving a life sentence in California.

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Peoples Temple

The Peoples Temple Agricultural Project was formed in the mid 1950s in Indiana by Jim Jones, and focused largely on a socialist way of life. After moving to California, the group was eventually relocated to Guyana (then still a British colony) in 1974. The South America country was chosen because of its close proximity to the States, the increasing hostility in California and the country’s own left-leaning politics. Jones managed to negotiate the duty-free smuggling of drugs and firearms into the country and circumvent the country’s migration laws by offering investment and labor. In 1978, Jonestown – as the new city was dubbed, after its founder – had just under 1,000 inhabitants. However, increasing negative interest from the American authorities, exacerbated by Jones’ own rapidly decreasing mental health meant that the group was veering closer and closer to “revolutionary suicide”. After several rehearsals, 909 members of Jonestown finally died in 1978, one day after the murders of five other people at a nearby port, including a prominent US Congressman. It remains unclear whether the deaths were a mass suicide or a mass murder; yet the incident was the largest deliberate loss of American civilian life until the terrorist attacks of 9/11.

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Aum Shinrikyo

Aum Shinrikyo, is a Japanese religious group founded by Shoko Asahara. The group gained international notoriety in 1995, when it carried out a Sarin gas attack in the Tokyo subways. In 2000 the organization changed its name to “Aleph” (the first letter of the Hebrew and Arabic alphabet), changing its logo as well. In 1995 the group had 9,000 members in Japan, and as many as 40,000 worldwide. As of 2004 Aum Shinrikyo/Aleph membership was estimated at 1,500 to 2,000 people.

The movement was founded by Shoko Asahara in his one-bedroom apartment in Tokyo’s Shibuya ward in 1984, starting off as a Yoga and meditation class known as Aum-no-kai and steadily grew in the following years. It gained the official status as a religious organization in 1989. It attracted such a considerable number of young graduates from Japan’s elite universities that it was dubbed a “religion for the elite”. Aum’s PR activities included publishing. In Japan, where comics and animated cartoons enjoy unprecedented popularity among all ages, Aum attempted to tie religious ideas to popular anime and manga themes – space missions, extremely powerful weapons, world conspiracies and conquest for ultimate truth.

Aum Shinrikyo had started as a quiet group of people interested in yogic meditation, but later transformed into a very different organization. According to Asahara, he needed “to demonstrate charisma” to attract the modern audience. Following his decision, Aum underwent a radical image change. The rebranded Aum looked less like an elite meditation boutique and more like an organization attractive to a broader, larger population group. Public interviews, bold controversial statements, and vicious opposition to critique were incorporated into the religion’s PR style. The cult started attracting controversy in the late 1980s with accusations of deception of recruits, and of holding cult members against their will and forcing members to donate money. A murder of a cult member who tried to leave is now known to have taken place in February 1989.

At the end of 1993 the cult started secretly manufacturing the nerve agent sarin and later VX gas. They also attempted to manufacture 1000 automatic rifles but only managed to make one. Aum tested their sarin on sheep at a remote ranch in Western Australia, killing 29 sheep. Both sarin and VX were then used in several assassinations (and attempts) over 1994-1995. Most notably on the night of 27th June 1994, the cult carried out the world’s first use of chemical weapons in a terrorist attack against civilians when they released sarin in the central Japanese city of Matsumoto. This Matsumoto incident killed seven and harmed 200 more. However, police investigations focused only on an innocent local resident and failed to implicate the cult. 11 cult members have been sentenced to death, although none of the sentences have been carried out, nor the time and date for the executions to take effect has been publicly established.

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Order of the Solar Temple

The Order of the Solar Temple also known as Ordre du Temple Solaire (OTS) in French, and the International Chivalric Organization of the Solar Tradition or simply as The Solar Temple was a secret society based upon the new age myth of the continuing existence of the Knights Templar. OTS was started by Joseph Di Mambro and Luc Jouret in 1984 in Geneva as l’Ordre International Chevaleresque de Tradition Solaire (OICTS) and renamed Ordre du Temple Solaire. It is believed that other members were also involved who have remained unknown to the public.

In October 1994 Tony Dutoit’s infant son (Emmanuel Dutoit), aged three months, was killed at the group’s centre in Morin Heights, Quebec. The baby had been stabbed repeatedly with a wooden stake. It is believed that Di Mambro ordered the murder, because he identified the baby as the Anti-Christ described in the Bible. He believed that the Anti-Christ was born into the order to prevent Di Mambro from succeeding in his spiritual aim.

A few days later, Di Mambro and twelve followers performed a ritual Last Supper. A few days after that, apparent mass suicides and murders were conducted at two villages in Switzerland, and at Morin Heights — 15 inner circle members committed suicide with poison, 30 were killed by bullets or smothering, and 8 others were killed by other causes. Many of the bodies when found were drugged, possibly to prevent the members from objecting. The buildings were then set on fire by timer devices, purportedly as one last symbol of the group’s purification.

In western Switzerland, 48 members of a sect died in another apparent mass murder-suicide. Many of the victims were found in a secret underground chapel lined with mirrors and other items of Templar symbolism. The bodies were dressed in the order’s ceremonial robes and were in a circle, feet together, heads outward, most with plastic bags tied over their heads; they had each been shot in the head. It is believed that the plastic bags were a symbol of the ecological disaster that would befall the human race after the OTS members moved on to Sirius.

A mayor, a journalist, a civil servant and a sales manager were found among the dead in Switzerland. Records seized by the Quebec police showed that some members had personally donated over $1 million to the cult’s leader Joseph Di Mambro. There was also another attempted mass suicide of the remaining members which was thwarted in the late 1990s. It is believed that The Solar Temple group continues to exist, with thirty surviving members in Quebec at the St-Anne-de-la-Pérade center, with from 140 to 500 members remaining worldwide.

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The Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God

The Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God was a breakaway group from the Roman Catholic Church that formed in Uganda in the late 1980s. As the name implies the group strongly emphasized the Ten Commandments. This emphasis meant they even discouraged talking: out of fear of breaking the commandment about giving false witness. They also believed that their strict adherence to the Ten Commandments would be advantageous after the apocalypse.

This proved significant as the group had a strong emphasis on the apocalypse, highlighted by their booklet A Timely Message from Heaven: The End of the Present Time. New members were required to study it and be trained in it, reading it as many as six times. They also taught that Mother Mary had a special role in the apocalypse, and communicated to the leadership. They saw themselves as like Noah’s Ark, a ship of righteousness in a sea of depravity.

The group tended to be secretive and as mentioned above, was literally silent. Therefore it was relatively unknown to the outside world until 2000, although in 1998 the school they ran was sanctioned by the government due to unsanitary conditions and violation of child labor statutes.

In March of 2000, around 300 followers died in a fire in what is considered a cult suicide. Investigations conducted after the fire discovered mass graves, raising the death toll to over 1,000. This may mean it was larger than the Jonestown murder/suicide in 1978, but some speculate the death toll was around 800. There are also allegations that the event was more of a mass murder by the leadership.

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Branch Davidians

The Branch Davidians are a religious sect who originated from a schism in 1955 from the Davidian Seventh Day Adventists, themselves former members of the Seventh-day Adventist Church who were disfellowshipped during the 1930s. From its inception in the 1930s, the splinter movement inherited Adventism’s apocalypticism, in that they believed themselves to be living in a time when Christian prophecies of a final divine judgment were coming to pass. They are best known for the 1993 siege of their Center near Waco, Texas, by the ATF and the FBI, which resulted in the deaths of eighty-two of the church’s members, including head figure David Koresh. However, by the time of the siege, Koresh had encouraged his followers to think of themselves as “students of the Seven Seals” rather than as “Branch Davidians,” and other Branch Davidian factions never accepted his leadership.

Some former members of Koresh’s group alleged that he practiced polygamy with underage brides, physically abused children, and stockpiled illegal weapons, legal authorities investigated these charges. On February 28, 1993, the U.S. Treasury Department’s Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) conducted a raid on Mount Carmel, a property of the Davidians. The raid resulted in the deaths of six Davidians and four ATF agents after a firefight broke out. Following this confrontation, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) laid siege to Mount Carmel for 51 days, during which time the FBI and ATF conducted around-the-clock operations including psychological warfare (psyops) on the occupants of the complex.

The government’s siege on the Branch Davidians ended on April 19 when federal agents released CS tear gas into the compound. During the assault, several fires broke out and spread quickly through the buildings, killing approximately 79 Branch Davidians, 21 of whom were children. Autopsies confirmed that many of the victims, including David Koresh, had died of single gunshot wounds to their heads.

The government put some of the survivors on trial. All were acquitted of conspiring to murder federal agents but some were convicted of aiding and abetting voluntary manslaughter.

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Scientology

Famous for attracting the devotion of celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, Scientology is recognized as a tax-exempt religion only in the US. Scientology began with the teachings of science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard back in 1952 and now boasts over 7,000 Scientology groups in existence. Adherents to Scientology go through personal “audits,” where they are asked a long series of questions while attached to a device called an electropsychometer with supposedly measures a person’s mental state. The questions leads to a form of regression therapy meant to relive past traumas –both in this life and from earlier lives. Scientology demands large donations from its members before they can progress “spiritually.” When the thousand-dollar secrets are revealed, practitioners learn that we are immortal spirits inhabited by clusters of extraterrestrials.  Attempts to leave the religion have, according to accounts and stories, resulted in harsh bullying from cult members. Scientology’s practice of forcing followers to isolate themselves from friends and family who don’t believe, demanding large sums of money, plus their attacks on anyone who questions their beliefs earns this cult a rating of three nuts — dangerous to your bank account and your sanity.  

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The Unification Church

They are called “Moonies” and they are the followers of Sun Myung Moon. They also believe Moon to be a divine being worthy of worship. Moon’s claim to be the second coming of Christ, meant to finish work left undone by the crucifixion. Moon’s cult was so damning that Germany banned him from the country as it was deemed he was a danger to the people – especially easily influenced youth. Since the Unification Church believes Moon to be God, he is fully supported by his church in every sense of the word. The cult itself has been accused of luring young members into the fold and actively working to separate them from their families or support systems. Moon constantly speaks out against the Christian church, claims that Korea is the chosen realm, and openly expects to be treated as a deity by his followers.

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How To Avoid The Friendzone

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by Adonis

Most guys make the mistake of making friends with a girl first in the hopes of working it into a meaningful relationship later.

This couldn’t be more wrong. Not only are they wasting their time and money on the girl, but they are also digging their own graves.

These men wait around with their heads down in the hopes that she will change her mind and become romantically interested in them. However, these men fail to recognize the most basic facts: If she wasn’t interested in you romantically in the beginning, what makes you think she will change her mind later?

What makes you think she’s not using you as a surrogate boyfriend until she finds somebody she really wants?

What makes you think that she isn’t just around for the ride while you spend your money and time on her?

The "Friendship Zone" is a trap… a trap so elaborate and strong that freeing yourself out of it is about as easy as climbing Mount Everest.

To her, being friends with you means she doesn’t have any sexual attraction towards you or have any romantic interest in you. You’re simply around to kill boredom or until she finds something else better to do.

She may at one point in time have found you attractive, but since she’s spent enough time with you, she now believes you are as challenging as a game of checkers with her grandma. You simply do not stir the electricity in her body and that’s why you are who you are: A Friend!

More often than not, once a girl has made you a friend, getting her to think of you romantically is damn near impossible. And this is what you’ll hear:"Can’t we just be friends?"

Just because you get along with her and are compatible with her in a lot of areas doesn’t mean you are compatible intimately. Besides all this, she knows you too much already, all the sense of being mysterious and being a challenge is already gone. You are basically in arms reach for the girl and about as exciting as a G-rated movie on a Saturday night.

So how do you avoid the friendzone?

Simple…

In the beginning do not approach her in the hopes of becoming just friends.

If you are attracted in any way — big or small — do not approach her looking for friendship. Always make your intentions known in the beginning.

Do not lurk around the far corner like a long-distance peeping-tom. Come on strong like the man you are and not as the chicken that you’ll become if you start a friendship.

Guys, if you are going to spend so much time and attention with a girl, you better and might as well make her your girlfriend. What have you got to show for it if she becomes just a friend?

Whenever you are interested in a woman, take her out on a real date. Don’t fool yourself by merely pretending to be a friend in the hopes of winning her over later.



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An animated video of how MH17 was shot down by Russian Buk missile.

Parents release video of the last moments before their sons died in a car crash, in the hope that others will learn from their mistake.

Scientologists talking plain english and i still cannot understand what they are saying.

Joe Rogan on Caitlyn Jenner

John Lennon talks to a hippie who had been camping out on his lawn

Halloween Costumes – Easy To Get It Wrong

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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5 Second Rule For Hot Drunk Chick on NYC Bus – Leenks

Heartwarming Moment When A Formerly Blind Dog Sees Family For The First Time After Surgery – Ned Hardy

The World’s Hottest Female Athletes – Dunzo

20 Celebrity Daughter Who Are Absolutely Gorgeous – Rant

What It’s Really Like to Be One of the Silk Road’s Biggest Drug Lords – VICE

Hot Bikini Pics and GIFs of Emma Watson – Crave

Bully Wants Money, But Gets Knocked Out Instead – Trending Views

Virág Kiss: Why Hungary’s the World Leader in Fitness Models – Linkiest

Things people learned about sex after having sex – Bro My God

Eva Longoria Bikini Photos in Cancun – G-Celeb

Jennier Lopez looks damn good for her age – Celeb Jihad

15 Habits That Will Totally Transform Your Productivity – Fast Company

Emily Ratajakowski looks damn good in a bikini! – Drunken Stepfather

The 7 Longest Traffic Jams in History – Ranker

Playboy says it will no longer print images of nude women – Newser

Lindsey Pelas Running In Slow Motion Video Suddenly Makes Life Better – Radass

15 Celebrities Who Are Just Plain Ugly – Pop Hitz

Most Americans have less than $1,000 in savings – Market Watch

10 Best Photos of Jennifer Lawrence – Classy Bro

38 Lovely Ladies Showing Us How To Wear Daisy Dukes – Regretful Morning

Orgasm-Inducing Fungus, Better Than A Boyfriend – The Blemish

The Extremely Shitty Way One Man Learned He’d Been Fired From Twitter – Gawker

Are These Girls in Thongs or Short Shorts (20 Pics) – The Rackup

Sexy girls in sports bras are here to motivate you (26 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Ayelet

This One Goes Out To All The Gamers Out There

Hot New Music of the Day

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Heard this new song today by The Slightlys and can’t get it out of my head.  “Desperate Measures” is a timeless indie rock anthem reminiscent of Foster the People and the Killers.  This emerging LA four-piece played the Warp Tour recently and are currently in the studio recording debut album.  Take a listen below. 

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10 Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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Why do men go bald as they get older but women don’t?

Genes code for proteins. Baldness is caused by a missing or malformed protein, caused by what we’ll call the baldness allele. The version of the gene that makes the protein for hairiness can be the hairy allele.

If there’s one copy of the hairy allele present, the recipe is there so the protein can be made properly and nobody goes bald. If there’s no copy of the hairy allele, only the baldness one, you go bald.

Men have one X chromosome and one Y chromosome. Women have two X chromosomes. Each chromosome is made of multiple genes, each coding for different characteristics.

The primary gene for pattern baldness is on the X chromosome. Since the Y chromosome lacks an opposing gene (being significantly shorter), there’s no way for the hairy allele to be on the Y chromosome. One copy of the baldness allele is enough to cause male pattern baldness.

Women can go bald, but they need two of the baldness allele (one on each X chromosome), so it’s much rarer.

dendodge 

 

Why are MMA fighter told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

A lot of the blood vessels in their face will be broken after a good punch to the face. However, it will take time for blood to actually leak out and cause lots of swelling.

Blowing your nose causes an increase in blood pressure, which means a lot of blood comes out of all those now-torn vessels. End result is your face very quickly swells up.

justanothergamer

 

 

How does the world keep track of all of its digital money? 

Let’s start simple. Your bank account. Your bank account is money that the bank is holding onto for you. The bank has a major incentive to think the number is correct.

They have several safeguards in place. Including multiple redundant systems. Each system keeps all data encrypted, and has a running status list for transactions. Each system also has a hardware security module (HSM) that handles all the encryption and decryption to make keys hard to recover. The HSM has some extremely sophisticated security.

From there the redundant systems keep an eye on each other, always looking to detect tampering in case the HSM somehow can’t detect it.

Each of these is heavily backed up, required at least once a day, typically hourly.

So every bank has this. A large bank may have 5000 such redundant systems, along with additional backups. The systems themselves have humans watching them at all times.

So that is how your bank knows exactly how much of your money they have, how much you owe them, etc.

Now every bank is connected to the banking network (runs over the internet, heavily encrypted). Each bank on the network tracks statistic points of every friend bank. So every bank detects tampering with its friends.

The system is not perfect. To provide an additional layer everything is audited, someone actually goes through every even mildly suspicious change to verify it.

So if you were to get inside what could you do?

With minimal suspicion you could move money within a single bank. In particular the contact information on an account has much lower security (only 5x redundancy in most cases). Assuming you can modify all redundant sources quickly enough, you could alter the contact information just before backup, change it back immediately afterwards, audit should accept it. Now you only have to repeat that every single hour every single day, without being caught, for at least 90 days. Now trigger a fault in enough HSM modules to trigger manual backup (75%). The restore would then likely give you that account.

Anything less than that and you will be caught. Good luck, people like me work very hard to make it basically impossible. Oh and better hurry, end of the year more complications are happening to make it even harder.

holomntn 

 

 

How does a plane know when it has been locked onto by another plane/missile?

The lock on system sends out a frequency wave that is picked up by an antenna that’s main job is to Interpret that signal and sound off a warning in the cockpit.  If a missile has locked onto an aircraft, the signal from the missile will be focused directly on the plane and the plane will always be able to see the signal. If it’s a navigation radar, it’s probably rotating (think of those radars on the top of small boats or at the airport). That’s just one more way to narrow down the range of possibilities. As someone else mentioned, the F-35 and a lot of newer radars use agile frequencies so the plane can’t really figure out that there’s a signal there to see. A plane flying high above the earth will naturally see all kinds of stray radar pulses, most of which it doesn’t care about. Those new radars are random enough and use so few pulses that it appears as though they’re just part of the background noise.

miori1230

 

Why does stress make people age faster?

Our body is made up of trillions of cells, which in turns carries chromosomes. At the end of each chromosome, there is something called a telomeres.

Every time I cell divides, the length of its telomeres become shorter, making its life a little shorter too.

Anything that causes our cells (our building blocks) to age will in turn make us age too. So, the shorter the telomeres in our cells become, the older we get.

When we get stressed, we overproduce our hormones. There is an observed correlation between higher hormone levels and shorter telomere length, and therefore a shorter cell life.

Basically when we produce too many hormones through stress, our cells age a little quicker because the telomeres become even shorter after dividing, and when our cells age quicker, so do we.

floormatt3

 



How can some people get addicted to exercise, yet no matter how hard I try it feels like torture to me?

It is torture, because it is “work” very often with no tangible result in the short term but feeling shitty and tired.

Incentives are hard to come by because we’re typically paid for work, and we couch it in terms of “by the hour”, even people on salary often break it down to a 40 hour work week so it is an understandable in the short term(I just earned $44 in that hour!).

Our minds have a harder time latching onto long term goals because historically/evolutionarily, we didn’t have or need long term goals, surviving the day was enough.

Video games play upon this desire for reward, many are specifically engineered to do this and end up being quite manipulative.

Exercise, not so much, as it takes weeks or months to see any effect, and that’s from an outsiders perspective. Our ability to adapt to slow change makes it less noticeable to us.

The key is to find something about it that you do like, to form positive associations. Accomplishment is a big one, whether you take pride in that you did it, or that you can now fit into nicer clothes or live longer or being healthier in general(or healthier than other slobs, sounds bad, but a lot of “fit” people do get awful smug like that).

A lot of people will contrive rewards for themselves with diet or exercise to manipulate themselves, to stimulate their reward centers. While you can’t sit down and eat a gallon of ice cream…you can reward yourself with activities that you really enjoy. You can only watch your favorite TV shows after X, or go buy yourself something nice when you achieve Y.

Probate_Judge 

 

 

When a food has an “acquired taste” , what is actually happening when we begin to enjoy it?

A large part of taste is expectation. Things that you think will taste of one thing but instead taste of something else usually cause an adverse reaction. For example this video of a blindfolded milk test with one of the “milks” being orange juice . It’s not that orange juice is disgusting in itself, but if you’re expecting milk it is.

When you think of what foods are considered an “acquired taste” most of them have a pretty unique flavour. I think beer is probably the best example of an acquired taste, since most people like it, but basically no one likes it when they first try it. Beer has a taste that’s completely different and unexpected compared to other beverages, so your first reaction is unpleasant. I’m sure one could come up with a bunch of evolutionary reasons why things that taste weird cause an unpleasant reaction. But essentially you need to get used to a taste before your expectations align with reality, and only after can you really enjoy the flavour.

ciggey 

 

Why is high blood pressure bad for you (due to the damage to the arteries and blood vessels) but regular exercise, which also increases blood pressure, doesn’t cause the same damage? 

  1. High blood pressure leads to enlargement of your heart (because it needs to pump harder in order to overcome the resistance of your narrowed/blocked/damaged arteries). This leads to all sorts of heart problems, particularly dilated cardiomyopathy.

  2. Exercise leads to a transient increase in blood pressure. People who exercise excessively tend to have larger hearts too (particularly left ventricular hypertrophy) and this also has the potential to cause problems, however, you would have to exercise a lot for this to happen. There are two key differences between transient high blood pressure from exercise, and high blood pressure from clogged vessels. Firstly, exercise only raises your blood pressure momentarily, however, the longer-term effect of exercise is reduced fat clogging your arteries leading to an overall reduced blood pressure for the majority of the time. The second difference is that in exercise whilst your heart needs to pump harder (to move more blood around), however, this is against low resistance. This process of pumping harder makes the heart stronger. By contrast, when you have high blood pressure your heart needs to pump harder against resistance, leading to dilatation which is far more problematic. Dilatation is like filling a balloon with water – the balloon expands, but it does not get stronger/more elastic.

  3. High blood pressure causes damage to the heart and the kidneys. However, high blood pressure also indicates clogged arteries and/or kidney disease (amongst many other things). These things that you have when you have high blood pressure cause damage too, damage somebody who exercises well does not have.

daveeyx 

 

 

How does soap actually kill bacteria? 

All soaps work by having two different properties on a single molecule (a property called amphoteric). One end of a soap molecule like to bind to water and the other end likes to bind to organic molecules like dirt and oil. Looking at the cellular side, all cells have some sort of membrane that surrounds them. This membrane is similar to how your skin surrounds and protects you. These membranes are similar to soap in that they have water and organic binding ends to their molecules. In fact, the bubbles seen in soap are very similar to the membranes around your cells.

Soap is very good at getting into and disrupting these membranes, effectively punching holes in cells. Because of this, unlike the claims of earlier posters, BOTH antibacterial and “normal” soap are capable of killing cells, although much of regular soap’s mode of action is to help wash away the cells rather than outright killing them. In the case of the antibacterial soap, it often contains an additional antibiotic (triclosan), which further disrupts the cell membrane. This gives it a more potent effect than normal soap, but both are still very capable of killing a cell.

It should also be noted that recent scientific studies have claimed that there is very little, if any benefit that anti-bacterial soaps have over normal soaps. Both are just about equally effective at getting rid of bacteria.

mjcapples 

 

How does an expansion team in a sport get its players in its first year? 

In the NBA and NFL (and I think the other 2 major leagues as well), every team is allowed to designate a certain amount of players (7 in the NBA I think and like 25 in the NFL) to not be taken. Of the players not designated, the new team gets to pick their team with them. They also get a certain pick in the upcoming draft. Usually they get the 1st pick, although sometimes they get a pick slightly worse.

damienrapp98 

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