The expression, "Captian Save a Ho" is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers’ services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.

He is a man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods". This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.

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This is disgraceful. Instructor doesn’t respect the tap

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Damn the bell haven’t stopped ringing yet.

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This girl got fu*ked up!

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Somebody get this kid some boxing lessons

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Problem solving

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Imanari catches Nam Pham in a heel hook using his signature Imanari Roll

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Prison attack recorded by inmates.

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Fight ends when security pulls out his gun

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The homie sent over this dope track from 16-piece musical collective The Urban Renewal Project. The new hip-hop track ‘Shake Those Hips’ is reminiscent of Outkast.

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Where? Australia, in a city where there are legal, licenced brothels.

How many? 5 different Brothels, 10 different sex workers including one private escort (holy shit that actually seems like a lot now that I’ve written it down).

Why write this? Because it might provide useful info. Any Sex workers on here please feel free to comment, good or bad. These are my opinions, observations, and assumptions – I could be wrong.

Terminology – I’m going to use “Sex worker” or “Escort” instead of “Prostitute” because where I’m from it’s a more respectful term.

BEFORE YOU GO

Many brothels have websites where you can read short bios of the girls. Most of them have fake pictures (the fine print says the image is a “likeness only”, and the likenesses are usually not all that accurate). The website usually has a roster, so you can see who is working and when. That way once you get to know the girls you know whether the ones you like are working, and can even make a booking in advance for a girl you particularly like.

ON ARRIVAL

All had off the street parking, behind a 6+ foot fence for privacy. Some of them even had sheets to place over your car for further privacy. None of them had large signs out the front. In general they’re the kind of place you could easily drive past without knowing what it is.

All of them had a front door you can’t open without being buzzed in. They must use the video cameras to judge whether you’re ok to enter.

When you’re buzzed in the manager meets you at the door & asks whether you’ve been there before. If you haven’t then they explain how everything works. They’re usually very friendly and try to put you at ease. They then take you to a small room with 2 chairs, or a small couch. If it’s busy they take you to a normal style waiting room where you have the joy of waiting with other men. This only happened once to me. I never made eye contact with anyone. Once a small room is ready you’re taken in and the door is usually shut.

THE SMALL ROOM

The small room is the room where you’re introduced to the girls. It usually has 2 chairs or a small couch, a side table with pornos and sexual health pamphlets, a TV with porn playing with the sound down, and a CCTV camera up in the corner looking at you. There are often signs on the wall with stuff like the standard rates and advice safe sex (with condoms) is mandatory by law, so don’t ask for unprotected sex.

THE RATES

Ok, so I’ve put this before the intros, because it’ll make more sense. There are two rates – one for the brothel and one for the sex worker. The brothel’s rate is purely time based. 20 mins, 30 mins, 45 mins, 1 hour – whatever. It might be about $150 for 30mins. It usually includes the basics of a “massage”, hand job, penis in vagina sex and oral on you, and you get to cum once. That’s all. The sex worker’s rate covers “extras”. What is defined as an extra, and how much the extras are, are entirely up to the individual sex worker. Typical extras include things like kissing the sex worker’s breasts, her kissing your body, you giving oral to the sex worker, kissing each other on the lips, fingering, deep throat blow job vs normal blow job. Basically anything over a hand job and penis in vagina sex.

To make the whole extras thing easier, some girls offer package deals, often called GFE or PSE

GFE = Girlfriend Experience and often includes things like you giving oral on the sex worker, you kissing the sex worker’s breasts, multiple cums.

PSE = Porn Star Experience and includes GFE plus extras like French kissing, deep throat blow job, toys, squirting etc.

THE INTROS

One by one the girls will come in and introduce themselves. They’re wearing something sexy. They ask you whether you have any questions.

Ok, I’ll break from the facts at this point to give an opinion… You may think you’re a big shot having women paraded in one at a time for your choice, but I reckon they’re judging you as much as you’re judging them. “Does this guy have money for extras?” / “Do I really want to fuck this guy with no teeth who smells like he hasn’t showered in a week?” / “I’ve just done two bookings in a row, I need a break” / “The rent’s due this week and I need the cash” / “I’ve already cleared $600 today, I don’t really need this” etc.

Back to the facts… The girls will ask whether you have any questions. This is the time to ask what’s included in the standard booking fee vs what’s extra. What are extras for some girls will be inclusions for others and vice versa. In general (but not always) the hotter the girl the less is included in standard, and potentially the more extras will cost. I mean if you were the sex worker and you could charge more than the next girl because you’re smoking hot, wouldn’t you?

Some girls will swing in, show little interest and then leave. Others will sit down to have a chat. I guess it comes down to a lot of different factors (see above for a few examples). Once the girls have all come through the manager reappears and asks which girl you’d like. You pay the manager the standard rate.

THE BEDROOM

The girl you chose comes back & takes you to a bedroom. Depending on the brothel this might be a room with just a shower and bed, or it might be a room with shower, spa bath, massage table, theme room (African etc.). The walk to the bedroom is a good time to engage in a little small talk.

THE EXTRAS, THE INSPECTION & THE SHOWER

Once you reach the room you confirm what extras you want, and pay the girl in cash on the spot.

Rubber glove time. Time to inspect your junk for infection. If you show signs of infection then it’s a no go. Yes, there are rubber gloves and a light. In fact, if this doesn’t happen then I suggest you GTFO because if they didn’t inspect you then they didn’t inspect the other 100 guys with Herpes, Gonorrhoea etc.

After the inspection they tell you to have a shower to freshen up. Fair enough, but keep an eye on the time. From what I can tell, the clock starts ticking the moment the door shuts. I have a feeling some sex workers use this time to wind down the clock “have a quick shower, I’ll be back in 10 mins” WTF? I booked 30 mins, and 10 mins will be spent in the shower by myself?

The better places will have toothpaste, mouthwash and deodorant available for you to use after your shower.

THE START

Sometimes the sex worker will offer a massage at the start. I’m guessing this has 2 purposes: Firstly to break the ice between you and her and secondly, to further wind down the clock. Getting started with the sex can be weird. I mean really, both of you are about to have sex with someone you just met. Anyway – the better sex workers will find a way to make this less awkward.

THE SEX

How is the sex? Well there’s good and there’s bad.

The good:

• You get to have sex with women hotter &/or just plain different than you realistically would ever have been able to outside of this arrangement. Hot young surf chick? Hard rocking chick with tatts? MILF? Slender? Thick? Whatever – you have the opportunity to partake, depending on availability.

• You are paying for a service, so there is usually a degree customer service.

• The sex worker is usually experienced and knows how to help.

• You might be able to try a bunch of stuff you’ve never done before.

The bad:

• It never matches the high of making love to someone with whom you have a true connection.

• It never matches the passion of a one night stand, where you’ve both played the game all night and are now down for some hard core fucking.

• You’re having sex with someone who may have already had it several times today / dozens of times this week and despite their efforts, might not seem to be into it.

AFTERWARDS

After you finish they’ll ask whether you want a shower to clean up. If there’s time left they may give you (a generally shithouse – they’re sex workers, not masseurs after all) massage until time’s up.

There’s usually a timer of some sort – either their phone alarm, or a single phone ring to let you know time’s up. The girl will often take you out an exit separate from the entrance, for your privacy.

GENERAL OBSERVATIONS

• Hotter women will often but not always charge more for the same extras and vice versa.

• Some girls will put on music. It’s not just to set the mood – they know how long the playlist goes for and will use it to keep track of the time.

• Some girls will start faking orgasm when it gets close to time, in order to help make you cum. In fact I would say that the best sex workers are the ones who can fake it the best. Personally it’s unfulfilling to have sex with someone who doesn’t give feedback, even if it’s fake.

• Some girls will try to make you cum as fast as possible (they know how to). Remember – many places only allow one shot per session. If you were the sex worker would you prefer having sex for 30 mins or would you make the guy cum in 15 mins then take the next 15 having a shower and giving a massage? Not all girls do this. Like most things that happen in a brothel, a lot is dependent on the sex worker.

• The one time I was put in the waiting room I saw 3 foreign guys (two of whom were mates) and one local. The local must have booked a GFE in advance and brought flowers for the girl. It was really sweet. The girl came to the waiting room in a nice dress to pick him up and took the flowers with a big smile. I thought she did a really good job for the guy.

• Some of the more popular girls get booked out in advance. I’m not at that level of knowing who’s who and when they’re working. But if you like someone then you should probably book them so you don’t miss out.

ETTIQUETTE AND TIPS

• Remember, the girls are human. Yes, they are providing a service, but that doesn’t mean you can be an arsehole.

• Try to build rapport in the small room. Chose a girl you have some chemistry with. Yes, there might have been a hotter girl but would you rather have sex with someone who breezed in for 15 seconds and didn’t give a fuck because she’s so hot she knows she’ll walk out and get booked straight away, or someone who’s only slightly less hot but took the time to sit down and chat with you for 2 minutes?

• You’re paying for a service, but remember point one – the girls are human. I reckon most girls would give better service to a guy who’s average looking but nice, clean, respectful and tries to build rapport vs a guy who’s hot but a complete fuckwit.

• Hygiene! Clean yourself before going. Have a shower, wash your hair, clean your junk (including your arse!), clean your teeth, use mouthwash and put on clean clothes BEFORE heading to the brothel. Yeh, you’ll have to have a shower again before you get there, but do you really think you’ll get the best service if you turn up stinking and flop out your dick for inspection only for it to stink of a hard day’s work, and covered in cheese from not being cleaned properly for days? Or if you’ve cleaned your dick immaculately but forgot to scrub your arse, which is only a couple of inches away. Or do you expect a girl to give a fantastic blow job when you’ve got a thick Amazon forest of pubes around your cock? Besides, if you have a proper shower before going then you don’t have to spend as long getting clean in the room, and get more time on the bed.

• Shave before you go. Run your hand over your face and neck. Feel the stubble? Now imagine that being rubbed on the most sensitive parts of your body several times a day. It would be irritating. If you want the best service then shave. If you have a beard then shampoo it. If it’s clean and smells nice then you’re more likely to get better service.

• Don’t try to haggle with the girls. Many of the places have signs on the walls asking you not to do this. I reckon it’d be pretty demeaning “So you want $50 extra to suck your tits? Best I can do is $30” Fuck that.

• Keep an eye on the time. Note what time you entered the room. As previously mentioned, some girls will try to wind down the clock by using shower time or massage time. Be aware of this.

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How did you get into the industry?

I always had an eye for photography. Had a girlfriend in the industry, and she got me into it.

How often did you get a stiffy on set?

The first week, all the time. after that you get used to it and it’s just work.

What is the salary like for a cameraman in the industry?

Depends who you shoot for, and if you’re freelance. Some companies pay $150/day, some pay more. My day rate for content shoots was $1,200/day, and $200-250/day for production shoots.

Could you explain the difference between content, production, and what a free lancer does? There is a pretty big pay difference between the three.

Content – An actress could pay me $1,200 for 12 hours of shooting. The “content” we shot during that day would be theirs only. They can release that content exclusively to their websites.

Production – working for a production company for 1-3 scenes a day for a movie, website, etc..

Would content involve sex? Or just the girls posing?

Both. anything shot on camera is considered content.

Is there a lot of competition in this field or are you just one of the few to have such a job? And did you major in film/ photography?

Tons of competition. There’s 1000’s of people willing to do your job for less money. It came down to being damn good at it, and going above and beyond what was expected.

Assuming they haven’t met before, how much time do the actors & actresses spend together before filming?

Could be an hour, could be 10 minutes. Most of them know each other from previous shoots though.

Is it true that a lot of the male talent use Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs to make sure they get a perfect boner throughout the entire shoot?

I don’t know about a lot, because if they did they would take it before showing up to set, but i have seen a few take them in front of me.

Is it true that the guys have to ejaculate basically on command?

Pretty much. if they need a minute alone to get ready, we have no problem doing that. But for the most part they can do it on command.

Someone once told me fluffers were a thing (girls who keep guys hard between the scenes). Are they really a thing?

Very rarely, but yes.

Is it true they use large lenses to stand further back to avoid getting fluid on them?

Yes.

Have you ever been mistakenly squirted/ came on by the actors as you were filming?

Yes. Ruby Knox got me in the face.

Ever seen a heavy emotional response from the actors/actresses on set?

Yes. I’ve seen girls break down. Especially if they’re new to the business. But we always gave them time to collect themselves, and the show usually went on.

Do you know why women go to porn industry? Is it just the big cash you mentioned in other topic? What are other reasons?

They get into it for different reasons. I can’t speak for everyone. I know a lot of them have broken families, or got into it out of desperation for money, things like that.

What % of porn stars have “daddy issues”?

A lot.

Do any pornstars work with common diseases like like herpes, or HPV.

A lot of them do but take medications to control it.

What is the most disgusting thing you seen on a porn set?

Most disgusting? A girl that didn’t give herself an enema before an anal scene.

How long did it take for your job to turn into “work.”

About a week. I hated the long hours. I couldn’t make plans during the week. It was hard to keep a girlfriend or a date for that matter, because you don’t know if you’re going to get out of there at 6pm or 2am.

Have you ever dated or slept with an actress? What was it like?

Yes, I dated Taylor Vixen for a while. We had a fun, healthy, loving relationship. We split because we simply wanted different things. We are still friends.

What did your relatives think of your work? Did they know? Just imaging trying to explain to my grandmother if it were me.

Everyone in my family knew. I remember my grandmother calling me to congratulate me getting hired at Penthouse. She knew I worked my ass off to get hired there. My family supported me 100%.

How has working in porn affected your sex life and relationships?

It doesn’t affect my sex life at all. There is a certain level of jealousy and judgement from girlfriends though. Being honest about it and assuring them that there’s no going back is the best way I’ve handled it. It usually takes them a while to deal with it, but eventually they realize the past is the past.

If you have a girlfriend or a wife, what is her opinion about your job?

I had one, and she’s the reason i quit the business. Couldn’t be happier with the decision. I’m an insurance broker now and love my job.

How does your current partner feel about you previously dating pornstars? Has that been an issue in more recent relationships?

It didn’t go over well when i first told her. She still doesn’t like it but the past is the past.

Did you ever shoot gay porn?

No, straight, and girl/girl only.

Have you even been in front of the camera?

Once as an extra, fully clothed in the background.

Why did you leave the industry?

I met a girl who didn’t approve of it, and decided to move on after a couple months. I wasn’t liking it as much as I did when I started, and I missed having set hours of work instead of not knowing if i’d be home at 6pm for dinner, or had to cancel a date because the shoot went on until 2am.

What are some lesser known secrets of the industry?

1. MOST well known actresses are prostitutes. I know of a couple girls who have told me their “weekend rate” is $80,000 for 2 days of company and sex. One of them clears $1.5 million a year doing this.

2. Male actors in the industry… It’s odd to say, but quite a few of the straight actors get bored with women. I won’t say who, but a few of them started sleeping with transgenders and men just to mix up their sex lives. And now a few of those guys are now on the gay side of the industry.

3. The AVN awards (or any adult award show really) is rigged. Whatever production company/agency pays the most for their talent to win the award gets it. AVN can barely afford to put on the award show anymore, and the convention in Vegas every year is getting smaller. They have to fund it by all means possible.

4. Just because they are porn stars doesn’t mean they will sleep with anyone and everyone. Keep in mind they do their best to prevent std’s, and are tested every 2 weeks. Their best means of defense against std’s is to only sleep with other tested actors/actresses, or their significant others.

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In this guide I will lay out some rules for masturbating, the details of how to follow those rules, and finally the theory behind why the rules matter. I imposed these rules on myself and I experienced the following benefits:

• Increased ability to get an erection with a partner
• Increased staying power
• Better orgasms
• Better feeling during PIV

These benefits form a positive feedback loop. Once you start seeing benefits, your confidence will grow and you will only see increased benefit.

A few things to clear up first:

• This guide is aimed at penis-havers who want to improve their sexual performance
  • A lot of this guide also applies to women, but since I think these problems tend to affect men more often, I have aimed the guide at them.
• This guide discusses sexual dysfunction, but it is aimed at men who can achieve full erection and orgasm naturally (“all the pipes work”)
• This guide is what worked for me, and is totally my opinion. I don’t claim for it to be correct or the only way to do it
• I’m not against pornography, but have reservations about its overuse
• If you don’t follow this guide and still have a great sex life, that’s great! I’m happy to hear it

The Rules

1. Use lube always.
2. Never masturbate for less than 10 minutes at a time.
3. Only masturbate when you are already horny.
4. Treat porn as a luxury, not a necessity.

The Details

1. Use lube always:

   You should never masturbate without lubrication. You can start dry but once you’re erect it’s time to get wet. I recommend coconut oil, or whatever other lubricant you would use when having sex. Be generous with it – really grease that pole.

2. Never masturbate for less than 10 minutes at a time:

   Make it a marathon, not a sprint. If you can’t make it to 10 minutes of full stimulation without cumming, then you need to ease the fuck off and edge yourself or stop completely until you are calm enough to continue without cumming. Change your grip, use a light touch, ease off the porn, do whatever you have to do to get to 10 minutes. After that you can cum whenever you like.

3. Only masturbate when you are already horny:

   You should never masturbate just because you’re bored. Watching porn to get horny first does not count.

4. Treat porn as a luxury, not a necessity: just because you have porn doesn’t mean you need it. Occasionally practice masturbating just with your imagination. If you find it impossible to become erect or achieve orgasm without pornography, you might want to check out /pornfree

The Theory

The driving principle behind these rules is this: treat masturbation like training for sex

1. Use lube always:

   This one is simple. Good sex is wet. Dry sex is not good sex.

   When you use lube, you are mimicking the kinds of sensations you can expect during sex. You will find that it feels better than going dry, and is all around more natural.

   When you jerk off dry, you are training your brain to respond to dry stimulation. This causes desensitization because it is very rough compared to a vagina. This makes sex less enjoyable because you are used to harder stimulation.

   Paradoxically, jerking off dry also makes you cum sooner during sex. Your body isn’t used to the wetness, and this puts your mojo off balance, making you last shorter.

2. Never masturbate for less than 10 minutes at a time:

   Many men masturbate like a firework – they shoot up and up and up and explode a minute later. Then, when they are having sex, they do the same thing! You might call it “rubbing one out”, but I call it premature ejaculation. You can’t expect to last long during sex if you are racing to the finish line every time you jerk off!

   You need to train your body to treat all sexual activities like a marathon, not a sprint. Just like a marathon, this will be difficult for beginners. It is hard to maintain the stamina and self control needed to hit that 10 minute mark. Just like a marathon, you do not need to go full force the whole time! You can take breaks, go slowly, even remove stimulus entirely. All that matters here is that you are staying aroused for the full time. As you gain confidence and awareness of when you are about to cum, you can ratchet up the intensity until you eventually hit a full 10 minutes of stroking.

   Another thing to mention is that masturbating longer makes masturbating better! You will cum harder and with more volume the longer you stay aroused.

   Once your body is accustomed to being horny for longer periods of time, you will have more confidence during foreplay and intercourse, and more staying power. Your partner will also thank you for sticking around!

3. Only masturbate when you are already horny:

   This rule is all about equating pleasure with horniness and nothing else. If you masturbate just because you are bored, you are hitting your brain’s pleasure centers with nothing but the act itself to focus on. You are mindlessly pursuing pleasure. This makes sex less special.

   You want sex to be special because you want to get the most out of it. Think about the object of your desire. Maybe it’s that cute girl with heart-shaped ass who lives in your building. Maybe it’s the nice perky tits on the last woman you had sex with it. You want the object of your desire to be something real and worth working for. If you cheapen it by hitting the orgasm button when you aren’t even horny, then your body won’t try especially hard when you do get the chance.

4. Treat porn as a luxury, not a necessity:

   Porn is the worst best thing to happen to sex. If you’re already horny from fantasizing, then actually seeing something in a picture or video can make you go wild. However, porn is a mood-altering drug, and it can become addictive. It can become a crutch. If you become reliant on porn, you are in for a rude awakening when you have sex.

   Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction (PIED) is a real thing, and it SUCKS. Imagine one night you’re jerking off and you’re hard as a rock. Then, the next night, you finally bring home that girl with the ass from (3) and you can’t get hard with her. WTF?! You know all the plumbing works, and her ass is so hot you can fry an egg on it! What’s wrong?

   Sex is more of a mental thing than many guys give it credit for. Your dick might be a 7 inch cum cannon but your brain is the one that has to load it. So, when we use porn every single time we masturbate, we are training our brains to become aroused with this great big visual stimulus right in front of us. It becomes a crutch.

   That’s not to say that you should swear off porn. Porn is not in and of itself unhealthy. It’s how you use it. Think of it like alcohol. It’s great and healthy to get drunk occasionally and have a great time! However, if you are doing it all the time, and find that you can’t have fun without drinking, then you have a problem. It’s all about moderation.

   How do you know if it’s a problem? Just try to masturbate with no porn. If you can get all the way erect and cum without any porn, just your imagination, then you are healthy! If not, you should consider why you can’t do it and whether you think it’s a problem.

   If you do find yourself reliant on pornography, I highly recommend r/pornfree . They are a supportive community with lots of information on how to deal with this problem.

Conclusion

I just want everyone to have the best sex lives they possibly can. I think that starts with correct practice when you are alone. Masturbating is the best way to get fully in tune with your body and learn your limits, but if you do it incorrectly you can end up adversely affecting your sex life.

Following the rules and theory I have laid out here should increase your confidence and stamina, which drives a positive feedback loop that leads to sexual performance!

Thanks for reading and Happy Fucking!

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This minimalist, tactical utility wallet is cool as fuck! – Amazon

Emily Ratajakowski Sandy Butt Cheeks For Her Holiday Island Paradise – Egotastic

Hot girls in yoga pants compilation – Leenks

China Considers Ban On Cryptocurrency Mining Because It’s A Stupid Waste Of Energy – Gizmodo

Man at MMA fight caught recording something he shouldn’t – Linkiest

Gaze Into the Abyss: The First-Ever Image of a Black Hole – The Verge

How much money ‘Game of Thrones’ episodes cost to make in the final season, and throughout the series – Business Insider

A 30-year Harvard study reveals the 5 simple habits that may prolong your life by 10 years or more – CNBC

The First Million Might Be The Easiest: How To Become A Millionaire By 30 – Financial Samurai

Beverly Hills estate once owned by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston seeks $56M – Curbed

You Could Have Today. Instead You Choose Tomorrow: It’s time to stop living for the weekend – Medium

Anal Sex in Porn Is Much More Complex Than You Realize – VICE

Josephine Skriver Bikini Dreams of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

T.J. Dillashaw seemed headed for greatness. Turns out, he was too good to be true – MMA Fighting

The World’s Biggest Dark Net Market Has Shut Down – Cyberscoop

A speed reader shares 3 tricks to help anyone read faster – Ideas

65 Shockingly Normal Pictures Of Life For The Members Of The Peoples Temple At Jonestown – All That Is Interesting

The Crosswalk Button Must Be Pressed Many Times – Jalopnik

We Have Pictures of Game of Thrones’ Rose Leslie Naked (nsfw) – Fleshbot

Should You Ditch Your Loser Friends to Get Ahead in Life? – Mel Magazine

23 Things To Know Before You Go To Hong Kong – Roads And Kingdoms

Nicole Scherzinger Gets Some Booty Lotion and a Spanking – G-Celeb

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When the girl I’m chatting up brings up the fact she’s a virgin out of the blue

When I meet a hot girl at a bar and take a shot of something strong in front of her

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Twitter user Syrianting suggested that “If you ever wanna be humbled, ask your brother how you look”. Her tweet instantly went viral with sisters publicly sharing the responses they got…

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This fight is every WWE fan’s dream come true! First dude rips off his shirt like he’s Hulk Hogan, but gets dropped and wobbled by a flurry of punches. Then the second dude comes in with the Sweet Chin Music finisher like he’s Shawn Michaels!

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Making mistakes is a part of the path towards greatness and every mistake you make offers a unique learning experience. The moment you decide to improve your dating life, you make the decision to fail a few times along the way. This is totally natural and the only way to ever become great at something. Honestly, you can’t expect to be a master seducer, the moment you decide that you will lose your virginity. The first step is always the hardest and you will experience a lot of situations in which you say the wrong things, leave the wrong impression and act insecure, even though you wanted to appear confident. Those are all mistakes that are good for your learning process and that can be corrected very easily. However, there is one crucial mistake that thousands of men make, that you should avoid at all cost. Approaching a girl with a weird line might result in ten minutes of awkward stammering, but choosing the wrong girlfriend, can lead to a life of regret, especially when you put a ring on her finger and a baby in her belly. By sharing the following 15 signs she is girlfriend material, I want to provide you with everything you need to know in order to make the right decision. I don’t want you to be the next guy who asks me for advice on how he can escape his toxic relationship.

1. She Doesn’t Indulge in Self-Destructive Behavior

I am pretty sure you want a girlfriend who loves herself and the world she is living in. Thanks to a lot of conversations with men who saw themselves trapped in unfulfilling relationships, I know this is what every man wants. Unfortunately, a lot of those men who dream about being in harmonic relationships with life-affirming women, end up dating girls who indulge in self-destructive behavior. And yes, even though getting drunk every weekend in order to forget the daily routine is completely socially acceptable, it is still self-destructive behavior. If you are on a date with a girl and she needs cigarettes to cope with stress and alcohol to cope with loneliness you should think twice before you call her your girlfriend.

2. She is Ready to Settle Down

I recently had a conversation with one of my friends. He told me that his girlfriend goes out every weekend with her girls and that she is more interested in traveling alone than in sharing such an experience with him. The uncomfortable truth was that the last thing his girlfriend wanted was to be in a relationship. She was simply not ready to be in a relationship. If you end up dating a girl who is not ready to settle down, you don’t have to wonder why your relationship is miserable. Of course it is important to give her some freedom and to not be a clingy and jealous boyfriend, but if she isn’t ready to settle down, there is little to nothing you can do to make her feel happy with you.

3. She is Not the Overly Attached Girlfriend

The other extreme of the girl who is not ready to settle down is the overly attached girlfriend. The overly attached girlfriend is more than a popular internet meme. This kind of girl is also a harsh reality for a lot of guys who have lost all their freedom.The overly attached girlfriend calls you ten times a day, she gets angry when you don’t reply to her texts within a timeframe of twenty seconds and in extreme cases she hacks your laptop password and checks your emails. You don’t want to end up with such a girl. You want to be together with a girl who gives you a lot of love without taking away your freedom.

4. She is Good in the Sack

Now that I just talked about giving love, it is time to talk about giving orgasms. Yes, love is important in a relationship, but if the sexual attraction and the passion are missing, it’s nothing but a friendship.It might sound a bit politically incorrect, but unless you want to end up as a sexually frustrated wimp who watches pron every night and runs to hookers to get his dick sucked, you should choose a girl who is good in the sack.

5. She Likes You For Being the Weirdo You Are

One popular misconception that a lot of guys have is that all women want the same type of guy. I mean, every single woman on earth wants to be together with a rich psychopath like Christian Grey, right?Wrong!Just like some men are into black girls and others into Asians, women have different tastes. Some women love serious businessmen, others love guys who crack one joke after another and some girls are totally into nerds who can’t wait for the next Comic Con. The only thing that matters is that she likes you for who you are and that she isn’t obsessed with changing you.

6. She is Daddy’s Girl

In case you think it is a bad sign when a girl tells you that she is daddy’s girl, you have never dated a girl with severe father issues. Yes, she might be a bit spoilt, but if she has a good relationship with her father, you can confidently assume that she has a good relationship to men. One of the reasons why my girlfriend respects and loves me so much is because she learned early in life that men are not the enemies. The credit goes to her father.

7. She Values Time More than Money

In case you meet a woman and she wants to spend as much time as possible with you, without ever expecting you to pay for anything, she might be the right girl.A good girlfriend is a woman who values time more than money. If you end up dating a gold digger, you will eventually end up broke and miserable.

8. She Doesn’t Know What Prozac

Is  The number of women who are dependent on antidepressant rises, especially in the Western hemisphere. When I told my Asian girlfriend that a lot of girls in the West take Prozac to get through the day she didn’t believe me. When I told my friends that my girlfriend just meditates for a couple of minutes when she is depressed, they didn’t believe me.It is on you if you mess up your life with a messed up girl.

9. She Doesn’t Expect You to Put a Ring on Her Finger

I don’t say that marriage is particularly bad, but I do say that no man should ever put a ring on a girl’s finger because she expects it.  A woman who expects a man to put a ring on her finger is not driven by love, but by the fear of ending up alone. If she would be driven by love, she wouldn’t care about some unnecessary contract. 

10. She is the Opposite of an Attention Whore

What if your girlfriend needs your attention 24/7?What if your girlfriend feels the urge to go to a club and to dance all night if you don’t give her your attention?Get rid of her!If your girlfriend needs the attention of other guys who stare at her while she is dancing in the club, it won’t take long until she ends up in bed with a guy who is willing to give her more attention than you, even if it’s just for one night. Make sure that you end up dating a girl who can survive at least 24 hours without any attention from you or anyone else.

11. She Can Talk Without Yelling

One thing that I love about my girlfriend is her calm and relaxed attitude. I honestly can’t remember that she ever screamed at me. When I compare this harmonic way of interacting with the horror that one of my friends has to survive whenever his beloved psychopath screams at him, I consider myself fortunate. Unless you always wanted to know how it feels to have a tinnitus, you should observe the way she talks before you end up in a relationship with her.

12. You Love Her, Even Without Makeup

The sad truth is that we men are really easy to fool. All a woman has to do is to put on enough makeup, wear high heels, a tight dress and the right push up bra and we are blown away. In case you end up in bed with a girl who was extremely attractive when you took her home from the club, but who scared the shit out of you once you looked into her face the next morning, she is not the right girl for you. When you don’t love a woman without makeup, you don’t love her at all.

13. You Don’t Celebrate Whenever She Leaves Your Apartment

When I think back to the time when I was together with my ex-girlfriend, I remember a feeling of contentment and hope whenever she left my apartment. As you can already imagine, the relationship was anything but healthy. With my current girlfriend I smile whenever she enters the room. A man who is happier when his girlfriend is gone than he is when she is around, should better be single. 

14. She Wants You to Desire Her

I hope you remember how I said at the beginning of this article that passion and sexuality are an important aspect of a healthy relationship. In order to trigger feelings of passion and sexual attraction, it is your job as her boyfriend to look handsome for her and it is her job as your girlfriend to look beautiful for her

If you are together with a girl who doesn’t care about her appearance when she is with you, who walks around in sweat pants all day and who couldn’t care less about whether or not you desire her, the relationship is doomed to fail.

Your girlfriend should enjoy dressing up for you. She should derive satisfaction from making you horny. That’s how a healthy sexual connection between a man and a woman looks like.

15. She Allows You to Take Off Your Mask

The most important quality that your girlfriend absolutely must have is that she allows you to take off your mask. In today’s society nearly everyone wears a mask. We are so focused on saying the right things and expressing our politically correct opinion that we lose touch with who we really are.

Your relationship should be the safe harbor where you can be yourself and share your honest opinion. A girl who allows you to take off the mask and who loves your authentic self is definitely a keeper.

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I Was the Male Star in a ‘Dancing Bear’ Porn – Mel Magazine

The Habit of Being A Pussy – Chad Howse

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Ashley Graham’s Perfectly Thicc Bikini Body – Egotastic

Form A Daily Writing Habit—It Will Improve Your Life – Darius Foroux

Why Are You Stuck? 5 Questions to Shift Your Mindset And Get Unstuck – Life Hack

For Sale: A Wood-Paneled Console That Helped Shape Classic Rock – Atlas Obscura

The Violent Attack That Turned A Man Into A Maths Genius – BBC

Chinese Scientists Have Put Human Brain Genes In Monkeys — And Yes, They May Be Smarter – Technology Review

The Hidden Design Techniques Cities Employ To Thwart Terrorism – Cheddar

A look back at Sasha Grey and her bodily rise to fame (nsfw) – Leenks

Warren Buffett and Bill Gates agree this 1969 classic is still the best business book of all time – Amazon

Julian Assange removed from Ecuadorian embassy in London – video – The Guardian

What It’s Like to Lose a Million Dollars to an Online Dating Scam – The Cut

10 lessons from Benjamin Franklin’s daily schedule that will double your productivity – The Ladders

Ex-Pope Benedict XVI blames 1960s revolution for sex abuse – NBC

Millennials are delusional about the future, but they aren’t the only ones – Business Insider

Logan Paul just introduced your children to known conspiracy theorists Alex Jones – Mashable

A Detailed Look at How Aurora Cannabis Generates Revenue – Motley Fool

Mom Urges Daughter to Have Sex With Sugar Daddies to Pay For Their Cosmetic Surgery – Linkiest

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13 Cool Office Spaces That Can Make You Change Your Job – Bright Side

Pay attention: Practice can make your brain better at focusing – The Verge

Annualized Returns By Asset Class From 1999 – 2018 – Financial Samurai

How Soon Will the Movie Streaming Bubble Burst? – Flavorwire

New York’s Most Affordable Standout Restaurants, According to 14 Chefs – Grubstreet

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Busty Kaho Shibuya doing Cosplay (nsfw) – BB Blog

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Holy shit! This looks like it came out of a freaking movie! The way the suspect pulls the machete out and scrapes the ground with it and the way the cop perfectly counters the strike with the judo throw. One thing is for sure, the officer has brass balls! He had absolute composure throughout this whole order. Bravo!

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That ground and pound was ridiculous! Even after he got his ass beat, he even has the nerve to ask for his gun back lol!

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