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Just want to update you guys on the lack of updates today. My girlfriend is in the hospital and getting surgery on her back and I haven’t had a chance to jump online and serve you guys up properly. I’m going to try to slip away for a few hours and conjure up a serving or two of awesomeness. Thanks for your patience!

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By Nick Notas

Nearly every “self-help guru” has preached, “just be yourself” at one time or another. Somehow, this single statement is supposed to change us into an all-knowing and ever-confident being that others want to be around.  Unfortunately, it doesn’t work that way.

What does that advice even mean? If I’m scared to express myself to new people, how is that going to help? If I don’t know how I’m supposed to act, how do I know what to fix? What you really need is a thorough understanding of who you are, what you want, and what’s important to you. Only then can you be your real self.

I spent a long time as a “shape-shifter.” Because I didn’t know myself, I would always adjust to what I thought other people wanted me to be.  It was emotionally draining and I felt lost to the point of depression. I was finally freed by the conscious decision to dig deeper and find the real me.

Here are five things that helped set me on the path:

Discover and go after what you want

We all have desires…why fight them? I used to be ashamed of wanting things for myself in life. It felt selfish, so I always put my priorities and needs after everyone else’s. The problem was, I never got around to making me happy and because of it I harbored resentment and a lot of negative feelings.

If you want a girlfriend, start talking to more women. If you want your dream job, hustle, start networking, and pursue it. If you want to lose that extra 40lbs, eat better and start an exercise regiment. Life is too short to wait for tomorrow. When you start fulfilling your own wants in life, a world of possibility opens up.

Stand up for your beliefs

What are your core values? Do you treasure honesty, integrity, open-mindedness, or just being a good person? Live through those values and hold yourself accountable when you betray them. Lead by example and others will take notice.

If someone challenges your beliefs, don’t be afraid to speak up. You don’t have to start a fight, but let it be known that you won’t buckle under pressure. Associate with those who hold the same standards and don’t waste time with people who disregard what’s important to you.

Don’t hide yourself

Never be ashamed of who you are. If you’re a tech-loving foodie who plays video games – embrace it. You shouldn’t talk a new girl’s ear off for hours about it, but be excited to share your interests appropriately. The moment you begin to bury parts about you is the moment you admit something’s “wrong” with you.

This goes double for relationships. If you feel the need to hide things from your partner, ask yourself this: will she really not understand or am I just embarrassed to tell her? If it’s the former, maybe they’re not the right person for you. You should want to be with someone that appreciates all of you, not some false image. Why settle for anything less?

Stop apologizing for your actions

If you said or did something from the heart, don’t back down from it. I often see guys saying sorry for flirting with a girl, making a joke, or expressing how they feel. It only makes you look insecure and draws negative attention. Real men own up to their words.

The caveat to this is that if you’ve crossed a line and truly offended someone – apologize quickly and emphatically. Take responsibility and don’t make excuses for what you did. Most of the time, having the courage to admit you were wrong is enough to rectify the situation.

Don’t take things personally

The way people act is a reflection of themselves, not of you. You ever notice how bitter people complain about others while positive people build them up? If a guy on the street calls you a name or a girl at the bar turns you down, it’s their perception and you shouldn’t take it to heart.

You’ve got to stop living by what other people think and live for you. Who cares what they believe as long as you’re happy? You can’t win everyone over and it’s an endless battle not worth fighting. Focus on being authentic and the people who like you will stick by your side. I think Dr. Seuss said it best:

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”

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When my friends tell me what I did the night before at the bar

When an ex likes my Facebook status.

When I walked on my Grandpa and his 78 year old girlfriend doing the nasty 

When I’m introduced to someone

When I hear someone talking about me outside my cubicle

When someone forces me to dance sober…

Showing up late and my boss has the day off

When I get Head & Shoulders in my eyes 

How i feel after staying up all night

Happens every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes.

When someone starts tailing me when I am already going over the speed limit

When my friends cancel their plans with me, last minute

Getting a compliment from a pretty girl

When my friend says the punchline to the story I spent 5 minutes telling

When I see someone coming out of the bathroom without washing his hand

If you’re having trouble with the music selection for this weekend’s festivities, don’t fret, I got you covered with 13 absolutely, positively, awesome sets from this year’s EDC Las Vegas festival. From bangin electro house to filthy dubstep, this compilation covers the whole gamut of electronic music that will get any party started right. They are downloadable too, so you can rock these joints in your car, your friend’s house or wherever your heart desires. Enjoy!

Steve Aoki + Afrojack

Pretty Lights

Knife Party

Hardwell

Nicky Romero

Bassjackers

Datsik

Benny Benassi

Chuckie

Kill the Noise

Dada Life

R3hab

Borgore

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Sit down folks and let me tell you a story on how I not only entered the friend-zone but I managed to escape. Now I wouldn’t say I’m a novice to the seduction methods around here, but I am far from being good at it as you will see.

This story starts off with your typical boy meets girl (whom I will refer to as Kate) story. I met Kate at a local book store while I was out and about. I believe I went in to buy the hard back copy of one of my favorite books or a cook book. That is not important. What is important is that I spied this beautiful little Asian girl with a copy of John Keats’s complete work tucked under her arm. I quickly worked my way over to her and opened her with a “Is that for school or are you looking for the right romantic words to say to me?” She laughed and told me that she liked his works and it had nothing to do with her Masters. I told her that he was one of my favorite poets and recited one of the verses from a poem he wrote from memory. The look on her face told me that I had performed the equivalent of bringing her to a raging orgasm while she was tripping on ecstasy. I quickly made an excuse to leave and handed her my phone while I went to purchase whatever I was buying. By the time I had finished with my purchase I had her phone number, e-mail , and name already programmed into my phone. She even dialed her phone to make sure I could return the favor.

Over the next few weeks we went out a few times, but each date was unique and a bag full of mixed signals. One date she was buying me drinks and grinding against me while we played pool; the next date she was acting as nervous as if I had told her that Chris Brown was my personal idol. What had made it worse is that I still could not K-close her. By the third date I had grown tired of the game and started to shut her out, which normally works on most girls but on this one just made her grow even more distant. I finally asked her what was wrong and she explained that she was considering taking a job across the country after she finished her courses at the end of the year. She didn’t want to be in a relationship and wouldn’t do anything intimate (including kiss) if she was going to move. After a bit of discussion she asked if I would be ok with just being friends. I stupidly agreed because I had fallen under her spell.

Fast forward a few weeks and we are hanging out regularly. With the exception of her not introducing me to her friends she has pretty much by all definitions become a regular facet in my life. Then one of my good friends (and wingmen) called me out on it. Damnit, I have become her platonic mate. This would not do. So over the next few weeks I became unavailable and stopped being the AFC. Then it happened. We went out to a local bar after a movie and while she was texting her sister I got up and started talking to another girl. I came back to this angry eyed, 5’2, ball of seething rage. How could I disrespect her by hitting on another girl and getting a # close in front of her. I calmly looked her in the eyes and smiled. “Kate you know how I like when you put on that angry face, but I need you to stop trying to seduce me. We are friends remember?” She glared at me a few moments and told me that it she didn’t think that I would be so callous about it. I just shrugged and told her next time I would leave her to get the number while she was around. The next day we hung out I had brought along my friend Rob (the same wingman) out with me to play pool. During one of the rounds I had struck up a conversation with waitress who was now slipping us free shots. Kate had now started to find little excuses to talk to me when she came around till I decided the CB needed to stop. I looked at her and asked her what she thought of the waitress. She immediately gave me negative ideas and tried to down play the girl’s looks and such. I asked Rob and he told me that maybe the free shots was to help her chances and not mine. I decided to play this to my advantage and told Kate she would be my wingman since Rob obviously was going to be too objective tonight. I then suggested we go approach another table of girls and get them to join our game. The look in her face told it all. This girl was good at playing her game, but telling her that I wanted other people to play with her toy was like asking her to put down old yeller. She begrudgingly went over and helped me successfully open the girls. Fellas, even at their worst women negate another women’s defenses. Soon both tables were playing and having fun. Here was two guys surrounded by a group of HB6s and 7s (Kate still being a 9). Kate left after two rounds stating she needed to work on a paper for school.

Several days go by and we don’t talk and I go on with my life. Then the other day she calls me up and asks me what I’m doing. I told her I am cooking dinner and asks if she wants to join me. Even though she lives about an hour away via public transportation she got a taxi and was over at my place in 30 minutes. We sat down and had a nice dinner and decided to watch some TV. Without asking, she starts to massage my neck and offering to give me a rub down I wouldn’t forget. I agree and we reposition so that she can straddle me to work on my back. After about 5 minutes I start feeling her lips on the back of my neck. I jokingly remind her that this isn’t a massage I normally let my friends give me. To my surprise she stopped and collapsed on top of me and try to make out with me. It was the most awkward thing that I have ever seen anyone try to do and I immediately started to laugh at her. She then told me trying to be my friend was the worst decision she ever made and desperately wanted another chance to be more. To paraphrase her “Being your friend was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. I was fine with it at first but watching you hit on other girls and have fun with them made me realize what I wanted and couldn’t have”. Other words were said, but honestly I don’t remember. We ended up with an Fclose that night with another session scheduled for tomorrow.

So the lesson I have learned is this. If a woman friend-zones you, turn them into your friend. Treat them like one of the guys and ask them to wing with you. The worst thing that can happen is that they turn out to be a bad wingman and you have to spend time training them. The best that can happen is what happened to me.

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A Few Awesome Hacks That Will Make You Life A Whole Lot Easier – Ned Hardy

The Ultimate Kit Kat – Awesome Galore

Aubrey and Katie, two hot outdoors girls (13 Photos) – The Brigade

Ashley Sky May Be The Hottest Woman On Earth – The Slingshot

The 20 Hottest Photos of Isabeli Fontana – Heavy

If Life had a safety manual – College Humor

Her name is Kirby Griffin and she is damn hot – Hot Clicks

 The 27 Sexiest International Sportscasters of 2012 – Linkiest

How hot is this Asian chick? – Double Viking

Miley Cyrus Shows Her Butt In Cut Off Shorts – Celeb Jihad

Whitney Port Wore a Bikini in Miami – G-Celeb

24 Pictures Of Hot Chicks In Slutty Schoolgirl Uniforms – DJ Mick

10 Facebook Status Updates We Could Use a Little Less Of – Uncoached

Six Comic Books That Are Way Better Than The Movie – Unreality Mag

This Chick Wants A Piece of Chipper Jones’ Rear End – Busted Coverage

Candice Swanepoel makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside – Brosome

Candace knows how to wear a nightie – Regretful Morning

Jennifer Lopez’ Loverboy is Gay – Yeeeah

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Mila Kunis and Ladies Who Attended The “Ted” Premiere – Moe Jackson

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Having done Jiu Jitsu for some time now, I can say without a shred of doubt that my quality of life has drastically improved from doing it. I’ve gained confidence, my patience has improved, and my focus and discipline has benefitted greatly as well. And I can be confident that if some dumbass tries to start a fight, I will have the arsenal of weapons to subdue him, choke him out or make him tap out. I recommend Jiu Jitsu to anyone who no longer wants to feel the fear and powerlessness of not knowing what to do in situations like these.

This process changes – and usually improves – the life of every man who even attempts it. Here’s the best part: You can channel that change and focus it on your sex life, if you choose to, and it will get you laid. IF you do it correctly, that is…. and don’t cheat.

Here’s how: you have a primal, almost irresistible urge to procreate. That biological urge, when mixed with your testosterone, is intended to motivate you to jump out of bed in the morning ready to fight and fuck your way through the herd, leaving vanquished foes and satiated hoes in your wake. Unfortunately, our advanced brains and opposable thumbs over time have discovered an almost perfect and flawless cheat: Masturbation. After all, it’s so much easier, so much less of a hassle, to simply cut all the corners, skip through the level, and polish that platinum trophy really fast until the end credits roll.

Here’s where this wonderful thing we’re discovering called NoFap comes in: You, being the horny, over-sexed, perverted woman crazy fiend that you are, have a choice in how you get off.: Your hand or a vagina. You may feel like only one of those choices is viable, but that’s merely because it’s the EASY choice, so it appears to be the preferred one. Guess what: If you actually stop jerking off, and I mean STOP – eliminate it as a possibilty from your life (as I and many others have) – your sex starved brain and testicles will literally lead you out into the world and between the legs of a female. It just HAPPENS. Try it, you numbskull. You’ll see that I speak the truth.

“But….but…. Chinesegangster, that’s easy for you to say but I have bad acne, back hair, a harelip, and my breath smells like a circus chimp’s used diaper!”

Fine. Lower your standards and look again. The only reason your standards are so irrationally high in the first place is because of that damn computer screen you’ve been sitting in front of half your life. Hint: now that you’re no longer wasting your life in your comfy jerk-off chair, you will have plenty of time to apply Clearasil, shave your ape nape, and brush your teeth. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, THERE ARE REAL WOMEN OUT THERE WHO WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU. They’re just waiting for you to poke your head into their personal space and say “Hello beautiful. You look bored. Can I help you with that?” Don’t believe me? Go to the Manga section at Barnes and Noble right now. There are three (3) nerdy girls on the floor at this very moment feeling lonely and unattractive, faces pressed into some crappy Japanese rape comic, dreaming of the day that someone like you comes along and says those exact words.

Stop mentally objecting to the wisdom of what I’m saying and automatically trying to make yourself the exception to this absolute rule. You’re not different, you’re not unique, and you’re not a hopeless case. You’re a MAN, and mother nature wants your penis to hang out inside wet vaginas. PORN HAS BEEN COCKBLOCKING YOU FROM YOURSELF. SNAP OUT OF IT! Stop jerking off, and sex will happen to you. You will do it for yourself on an unconscious and biological level and you will literally marvel as it’s happening. And it will be FUN. Trust me, meeting and flirting with young women may be effort, but it sure as hell isn’t work.

I’m speaking undeniable truth here. This place has changed my life for the better, and I’m just like YOU.

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