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The Dumping Grounds

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What The Most Expensive Steak On Earth Tastes Like

 

Side chick shows up to guy’s wedding. “This is what you left my house for this morning?”

 

Chik-Fil-A stays lit🔥

 

LeBron with Tomahawk Off Alle-Oop

 

The Oxycontin Express (Opioid Pill Epidemic Documentary)

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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6 Popular Exercises That Are a Waste of Time – Stack

Shelter Dogs Given Second Chance As ‘Ball Boys’ At Brazil Tennis Open – Ned Hardy

This Norwegian Cigarette Heiress Is Now The World’s Youngest Billionaire – Maxim

REJOICE! Generic Viagra Is Coming to the US! – Newser

Sara Jean Underwood’s Tasty Sideboob Will Blow Your Pants Off – Linkiest

They Met A Nazi Soldier On Vacation, But That Was Nothing Compared To What They Saw Afterwards – Slip Talk

Women Currently on Death Row in the United States – Ranker

Guys, Here’s What It’s Actually Like To Be A Woman – Thought Catalog

10 of the Most Amazing Monologues in War Movies – TV Overmind

How to get the best haircut for your face shape – Business Insider

Bella Thorne in Lingerie of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Chloe Moretz Dressed Like Busted a Hooker – G-Celeb

Homeowners Who Have Not Missed A Payment In 2 Years Are In For A BIG Surprise! – SmartHomeSavings

The Correct Order At Every Major Fast Food Chain – Thrillist

Those Freckle-Face Little Girls Are All Grown Up Now (32 Photos) – Radass

30 Pics Of Pron Queen Nyomi Banxxx – Regretful Morning

‘sup Selena Gomez – Celeb Slam

College chick showing off (nsfw) – ehwoa

This Is What I Do Before 8 AM – Medium

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Level Up With Some Motivation Before You Do Battle With Monday

Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Dominique Jane

A Tribute To The Art Of Jiu Jitsu Presented By Shokunin

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Brazilian jiu-jitsu ace Ryan Hall subdues disorderly man at restaurant

 

Eddie Bravo’s hilarious Jiu-Jitsu douchebag story

 

Davi Ramos teaches flying armbar that won him last years ADCC title

 

Firas Zahabi Rolling at Tristar Gym – (Narrated)

 

Single leg counter to omoplata

 

Mendes Brothers: 30 Minutes Of Sparring

 

Dave Camarillo single leg defense to triangle

 

Guard retention drill by Cobrinha

 

Awesome half guard sweep

 

First berimbolo in an mma fight!

 

 

Follow Shokunin on Facebook and Instagram for more awesome Jiu-Jitsu videos and techniques

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Dracula’s Castle Is Up For Sale For $80 Million

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dracula's castle is up for sale

Bran Castle, the alleged inspiration for Dracula’s castle in Bram Stoker‘s 1897 classic horror story, is for sale.

The imposing fortress, which dates back to the 13th century, sits atop a craggy rock formation in the Transylvania region of central Romania. The castle was used as a defense against the Ottoman Empire in the 1400s, and over the following centuries it was also used as a customs point. Throughout much of the 20th century, Bran Castle was a royal residence of the Kingdom of Romania.

Bram Stoker never visited Romania, but “he depicted the imaginary Dracula’s castle based upon a description of Bran Castle that was available to him in turn-of-the-century Britain,” according to the castle’s official website.

The character of Dracula is purely fictitious, though he may have been partially based on Vlad the Impaler, sometimes known as Vlad Dracul (Vlad the Dragon), who ruled the Wallachia region in the mid 15th century and had a reputation of impaling his enemies.

Today, Bran Castle is a popular tourist destination in Romania and reportedly receives around half a million visitors every year.

Descendents of the Romanian royal family now own the castle, and while they have offered to sell it to the Romanian government for nearly $80 million, they are also entertaining other offers.

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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos And Videos

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Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors (story)

fascinating photos

 

Malia Obama Gives Thumbs Up To Sasha As She Fangirls Over Ryan Reynolds

fascinating photos

 

 

Two rivers colliding with one another

fascinating photos

 

 

And you thought your cat scratch was bad

fascinating photos

 

 

Helen Mirren 1967 Looks A Lot Like…

 

 

Holly Holm back in the gym training Rear naked choke defense a couple days after the fight

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Fossilized Dinosaur skin

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$1 million in chips at the MGM Grand

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Chips of this denomination are likely equipped with radio-frequency identification tags.  RFID tags, used for years to track livestock, are useful in detecting fake chips.

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Chinook landing on a lake to retrieve special forces on a zodiac

 

 

The crew rest compartment on Emirates’ Boeing 777s flying on long-haul routes

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The Unhealthiest Meal You Can Eat at a Chain Restaurant

Red Robin’s “monster-sized” A.1. peppercorn burger, served with “bottomless” fries and a “Monster” milkshake, which clocks in at a whopping 3,540 calorie, with 69 grams of saturated fat, 6,280 mg of sodium and an estimated almost three-quarters of a cup of added sugar.

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This Woman Was Born in 1936

Ernestine Sheperd, former Guiness record holder for the World’s Oldest Bodybuilder. Her diet consists of 1,700 calories a day, mostly from boiled egg whites, chicken, vegetables and a liquid egg white drink, and she runs about 80 miles a week; she does not take supplements (Wikipedia)

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Dr. Dre’s Letter to His Then GF, Now Wife Is the Best Thing You Will Read Today (via)

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The 1964 Ferrari 275 GTB/C Speciale…one of these sold privately last year for over $50M

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This is why stupid people stay poor. Only 78 worry-free payments!

Western Sky’s “problem solver” loan of $10k.

84 payments of $743.99. Congratulations, that $10k loan just became $62495.16

 

 

How Humans Evolved

 

 

Hugh Hefner’s Office

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Why You’re Pursuing Happiness All Wrong

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By Nick Notas

I was sitting around the table with a bunch of people who had “made it”. They were experts in their respective fields, six-figure earners, and successful entrepreneurs who’d worked with famous celebrities and politicians. By all accounts, they were the kind of people that so many of us can’t help but envy.

As the night went on, however, a different story unfolded. Thanks to some interesting question cards, we all started to reveal a similar journey we were going through.

We all spent years pursuing what we believed would make us happy — money, status, influence, women. All of us achieved those goals and then realized, “Now what?”

We weren’t suddenly happier. In fact, some of us were left unfulfilled and disappointed. We’d invested energy, time, and emotion chasing our dreams — often at the expense of personal values and relationships. We didn’t take for granted what we had, but we also were forced to see that those accomplishments didn’t provide lasting fulfillment.

And because of this, we were all starting to discover what made us really happy in life. Things like…

  • Moving across the country to an area with open-minded people that resonated with who they were.
  • Reconnecting with and building a relationship with a brother.
  • Traveling the world alone and having to be vulnerable, outspoken, and able to connect with strangers.
  • Choosing to use a marketing career to help individuals and not just make corporations more money because it’s more personally rewarding.

We were all chasing false ideals in the pursuit of happiness. And there’s a good chance you are, too. It’s not your fault because as Harvard Psychologist Daniel Gilbert has shown — we’re terrible at predicting what makes us fulfilled.

All we can rely on is our own trial and error combined with guidance from other people who’ve found their happiness. After years of searching for the answers myself and helping others do the same — hopefully I can help you find what won’t make you happy and what will.

The money myth

Since childhood, you’re told by just about everyone to study hard so you can get a lucrative career. And it makes perfect sense — money influences every aspect of our lives. Anyone who’s struggled with poverty can tell you how miserable it feels trying to figure out how you’re going to pay your rent for the month.

Because of this, money becomes most people’s #1 measure of happiness.

When we’re feeling unfulfilled, we believe that more cash will fix all our problems. But I can tell you with certainty that it won’t.

I work daily with six and seven-figure clients who hate waking up in the morning.

People in wealthier neighborhoods tend to have the highest rates of suicide.

Some of the poorest countries in the world have the highest rates of happiness.

My friend coaches millionaire entrepreneurs who battle depression and constant self-criticism.

Don’t get me wrong, money sure makes things a hell of a lot easier. But for the vast majority, once you get to the point where you have some comfort and aren’t worried about your next meal, you’re satisfied. That range is around $60,000-$100,000 per year depending on where you live.

If you disagree, why not test it out? Money is not the scarce resource we are led to believe. There are more opportunities to immediately make money than ever.

You could…

Become an Uber or Lyft Driver. Teach English or music lessons. Self-publish a book or guide. Rent out a room or your entire place on Airbnb. Create a Udemy course. Host local paid Meetups on a subject you have expertise in. Deliver packages for Amazon.

All these can easily provide $500-$1000 per month or more if you’re willing to invest the effort. But you’ll likely find yourself in the same position and wondering…

What am I missing?

The “If I just get this one more thing…” misconception

Many of you have likely made good money and realized it didn’t change your world. Others never cared for money in the first place.

So your next logical step is to think…if money isn’t the answer, then there must be something else. And we listen to the world around us for guidance.

Unfortunately, we’re being marketed to constantly. Drink more, fuck more, buy more, and look better. Surely one of those things is what I need!

We then believe there’s just one missing piece in our lives that will solve everything. Something tangible. Something we can obtain.

So you try to find happiness through…

  • Lots of sexual conquests.
  • A big house, a huge fenced in-yard, and all the gadgets you could dream of.
  • Designer clothes and high-end makeup.
  • Illicit drugs and prescription anti-depressants.
  • Attracting that one girl you’ve been putting on a pedestal.

All of these give rushes of satisfaction and pleasure. They feel great. They can provide a sense of accomplishment. And they all seems to work at making you happy — at least for a while.

But eventually, those positive feelings go and you’re left empty-handed again, maybe even moreso than before. You start to see that those ideas weren’t a long term solution.

I used to think sleeping with women was what I needed. I studied “pickup” for years, got laid a lot, and then had a major breakdown after realizing no one knew or loved the real me. It didn’t make me feel more like a man, it made me feel hollow. Neil Strauss wrote about the same struggles in his new book, The Truth.

Cameron Russell gave a great TED talk about how some of the most beautiful women who are top models in the world have the lowest self-esteem and are disgusted with themselves.

I know people who’ve been on Xanax, Zoloft, Prozac, Lexapro and every other antidepressant. And guess what, those alone don’t cure their depression.

Some men come to me miserable and obsessed with getting this “one perfect girl“. And sometimes they do end up dating that girl. Unfortunately, they are never suddenly transformed into a confident, self-loving person. In fact, their neediness hurts the relationship and they end up alone, even more miserable than before.

Now I have nothing against consumerism or indulgence. I’ve got a high-end smartphone. I bought a new Subaru. I’m getting an Oculus Rift or Vive (I haven’t decided which yet).

But, I’m fully aware that these are a source of temporary enjoyment and pleasure, not lasting happiness.

Because anytime you’re seeking a fast, permanent fix from the external in this world, you will never find true fulfillment. You’re thinking about this the wrong way.

What actually makes us happy

True happiness doesn’t come quickly. It’s not something you can just throw money at or consume. It is a daily practice to cultivate and appreciate meaningful personal experiences. Experiences which challenge us, make us grow, teach us lessons, or show us how we’re improving the lives of others.

By definition, meaningful personal experiences are subjective. They can be small, everyday choices or life-changing decisions. They are somewhat unique to you and they are insanely hard to predict. The only way to know for sure is to stop speculating about all the things you need to obtain to make you happy and instead, seek fulfillment through living in the moment.

Yes, you can get a guideline of what will make you happy by figuring what makes other people happy. Of course, you’ll still need to test it out for yourself.

I will tell you that for most people, those fulfilling experiences almost always revolve around feeling more connected to your core self and to others. I mean human connection is why we’re all on this planet anyway, right?

Here are some of the moments where I and people I work with have been happiest:

  • Reading more to broaden your critical thinking skills and develop your emotional intelligence.
  • Providing value and giving back to the people closest to you, to strangers, and to the community.
  • Putting yourself in situations that force you to work through your anxieties and inner demons.
  • Having the hard talk with your family about how they raised you so that you can build a healthier relationship going forward.
  • Hosting a dinner that brings all sorts of friends together.
  • Exploring the world and connecting with nature and new cultures.
  • Going to a cooking, dancing, or painting class with your partner.
  • Taking a trip with a friend, family member, or aging parent.
  • Joining an athletic group or sports meetup and discovering your passion for Ultimate Frisbee or Whirleyball.
  • Journaling for self-reflection, self-understanding, and self-acceptance.
  • Moving to a new location that aligns more with your values and has similar minded people.
  • Taking a psychedelic drug to expand your mind or have a life-altering experience. Not to just numb the pain.
  • Bringing a young family member to a museum for the first time and teaching them new ideas.
  • Developing a mobile application or self-publishing a book you’ve been putting off.
  • Going to events and trying new hobbies which challenge your comfort zone and build your social circle.

People’s deepest regrets on their deathbed are never about making more money or buying more things. It’s always about human connection and significant experiences.

But you will only find happiness by truly valuing these experiences. Work towards cultivating more meaningful moments each and every day and be grateful for them.

 

Check out more awesome articles about dating and life at NickNotas.com

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Wrestling Secrets Exposed

 

One of the most genuinely nice people I’ve ever seen

 

World War 2 Machine Gun Shootout: US versus German (1945)

 

Disturbing: Mitchelle Blair: Why I killed my kids

 

Martin Garrix creates a track live on-air

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Holy crap, this girl can sing! Ariana Grande’s celebrity covers on Saturday Night Live – Maxim

These Pictures Capture the Unusual Friendship Between a Gray Wolf and a Brown Bear – Ned Hardy

6 Realities Of Life When Your Fetish Is EXTREMELY Weird – Linkiest

Pyongyang Claims It Could Wipe Out Manhattan – Newser

20 Actors Who Are A Nightmare On Set! – Celebrity Gossip

5 Pieces of Workout Equipment We Wish Were in Every Gym – Stack

15 Hilarious Signs That You Are Not In Your 20s Anymore – Rant

13 Awesome Bar Fights in Movies – TV Overmind

Why Your Sexual Inexperience Isn’t a Problem – Nick Notas

Man urinating on cereal conveyor belt at ‘Kellogg’s factory – The Blemish

The Five Most Embarrassing Moments in Hulk Hogan’s Career – Gunaxin

The World’s Smallest Penis Contest – Howard Stern

Here Are 12 Of The Coolest Offices Ever. Seriously, I’ll Bet The Employees Hate Going Home – Slip Talk

Christina Milian Gets Naughty on Social Media (Again) of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Lingerie Monday is the Best Way to Start the Week – Bro My God

Only In Japan Would You See Something Like This – Ehowa

New video exposes Hillary’s deadliest lie yet – Health Sciences Institute

Ashley Graham in Underwear for You Chubby Lovers – G-Celeb

19 signs your company doesn’t care about you – Business Insider

Happy Bras Optional Monday (41 Photos) – Radass

40 Pics of Cybergirl Nicolette Shea – Regretful Morning

Ciara looks really good in a bikini – Celeb Slam

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Emily Bador

14 Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes: dude gets hit trying to act cool in front of speeding train

 

 

Teacher forgets to freeze projector screen

 

 

Basset hound agility 

 

 

The birth of a supervillain 

 

 

1961 Marilyn Monroe with a paddleball 

 

 

These two guys stay late after school to encourage their obese friend to lose weight by working out with him

 

 

Conan fights Conor McGregor

 

 

Tailgater gets brake checked and then crashes.

 

 

Shotgun firing mechanism

 

 

No Country for Old Men – Hotel Scene

 

 

This young voter listening to Hillary talk about young voters pretty much sums it up 

 

 

Sadie, rescued after 5 days on the Deer Creek Reservoir, Utah

Many people have asked why it took five days to rescue the dog,” the Utah County Sheriff’s Office explained in a recent Facebook post. “When an animal is in a situation like this it can get very confused and afraid. Efforts were made to catch, or rescue, the dog prior to the time in the video where it was finally picked up … in these kinds of circumstances, a dog will often run from even the owners with whom it is most familiar.”

The post went on to say that the rescue wasn’t possible until the large and loud air boat arrived, which frightened Sadie, causing her to run to the point where she had fallen through the ice and was no longer able to continue running.

 

 

Wearable airbag protects skiers in high-speed crashes 

 

 

True Romance – Sicilians

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Hot New Music Of The Day

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Found this awesome new video by eight-piece musical group, The Nick Valentini Collective. They sound like a jazz fusion Radiohead and the video is pretty awesome!

 

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Confessions Of A Nevada Brothel Sex Worker

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Why/how did you choose this career path?

I worked in the beauty/spa industry before this, and it wasn’t paying what I needed to support my lifestyle. I have done sex work on the side for many years (webcamming, porn, panty selling) to suppliment my income. Being innately sexual and being myself/my sexual persona is far more gratifying than feeling like someone’s servant at a day spa.

I decided I would rather do the part time job I enjoy as a full time job instead. I decided to work at the brothels in Nevada as it is something unique, I like the community aspect of the brothel and although I feel it is over regulated, I like the safety as well.

Can you take me through a normal days work at the brothel?

Sure! I work at 12 hr shift, so I’m technically on 4 pm – 4 am on weekdays, 4-6 am on Friday/Saturday.

I generally wake up around 9:30 am, head to our private gym on site. We have a personal trainer 5 x a week that works with us there, but I prefer to workout alone.

11:30, I’m showering and getting ready. Shaving, lotion, self tanner, dancing around in my panties, makeup, hair, false eyelashes, etc.

1 pm – I’m generally ready for the “floor”, there is a doorbell that rings through the house when clients walk in to greet us. We all lineup and introduce ourselves. The client picks one (or two or three ;]) ladies and we take him on a tour, talk to him about his desires, negotiate a price, and book an appointment.

So from 1 PM – 4 AM I’m going to lineups, hanging out with clients, taking a nap, hanging out with my coworkers, eating lunch/dinner, etc.

4 AM – Bed time!

That’s a long ass shift… how dtf are you at 3am?

Coffee! And throwing money at me makes me DTF 24/7/364 (I’ll never work Halloween. Halloween is for shenanigans!)

Sounds like you don’t have a lot of time to yourself on work days. How many days a week do you work?

I currently work 5-7. I can work as much as I like, minimum of 5 days.

How many clients is a typical worknight for you?

There’s no typical! Sometimes its 0, I think the most I had in a day was 7.

How often do you change the sheets and the outfits you wear?

The bedding is mine and washed weekly. We put a flat sheet over top, and I take all the pillows off the bed. The flat sheet is put into laundry after each appointment.

I do a “ho bath” – a rise/wash from the tits/pits down after each client. Sometimes I change my outfit 3-6 times a day depending on what everyone else is wearing, what’s doing well in lineup, how I feel that day (lil belly pooch or big belly pooch?)

Strictly speaking, in terms of service, which sex acts do you prefer to give? For example do you prefer having intercourse vs. giving a handjob or a blowjob?

I LOVE to give blowjobs. I love it. In order: sex, blowjobs, handjobs, playing with toys, strip tease, riding cowgirl after leg day

What’s the kinkiest experience you’ve had with a client?

98% of my clients are super vanilla, so I don’t get a lot of them!

Ex-football player comes in, declaring up and down he’s a good Christian boy, I’m giving him a handjob dressed in all satin and he wants me to make him cum on his own face… He had a bit of a belly and totally missed his face… and so thus was coined the “scoop and flick” method of cum distribution. :p

What is the one request you will not do at the ranch?

Bareback. Condoms are required by law, 100%.

There are a few others, like extreme bruising during a BDSM session, anything with needles, knifeplay, scat, etc. I’m very kink-friendly but I have limits as well.

Have you ever had to kick anyone out for doing stuff you have on a no-no list?

Yes, one man who tried to eat my pussy, which I don’t allow. He was so mad. I gave him multiple warnings.

He tried to bribe me with Ugg boots.

Why don’t you allow clients to perform oral sex on you? 

You can spread STDs through oral sex. Also, bacterial infections. I’m just not into it really.

What do you do when customers are really bad looking? How do you do it?

I’m honestly not actively repulsed by any of my clients. If I was I could decline the appointment. I have turned down clients due to hygiene concerns. We do a visual inspection before accepting money, so if there’s anything going on I can avoid that.

This client is paying to have my company. Its not about my pleasure, its about his. His attractiveness isn’t quantifiable to the level of service I’m going to provide him. Making people feel good is my job, first and foremost.

Would you say that you have a deeper ability to see past appearance as a result of this? That could be a very profound positive side effect of this type of work.

I would say so! I think you learn to look past looks as you mature. I’ve had some very attractive clients who were absolutely the worst, they feel entitled because they’ve been treated well by society. That’s not how it works here. :p

Have you ever had any female clients?

Yes, indeed! We don’t get many, as women are much less likely to purchase sexual services/engage in the sex industry as consumers than men, but we do get them :) They’re not always looking for sex, they just want to be intimate or have fun.

Are the female clients generally less than average physically attractive?

Nope, had a cutie with a pixie cut from San Fran lick whipped cream off me, I swear to god I would have let her do so much more. Wet dreams about that woman. lol.

What’s the most tiring part of this kind of job?

Riding cowgirl after leg day :p

I think the questions tour groups can ask can be really tiring/dehumanizing, we’re sex workers and we’re also real people. Having incredibly personal questions like “Have you ever been raped? Is that why you’re here?” “When your looks fade and you get old, what are you going to do then?” asked on a daily basis can wear you down!

"Tour groups" do you literally mean that your brothel is a stop on a tour and that little old ladies and the like get out to look around or am I missing something?

Yep, absolutely. We’re famous from the HBO series Cathouse. Brothels are only legal in certain counties of Nevada, so its a bit of an oddity. We get old ladies on tours all the time :p They’re the best tippers! haha. We get bus tours and also just people stopping by for tshirts, etc, or a drink at the bar.

So is it encouraged/mandatory to interact with these tourists?

If we’re picked, we take them around, otherwise, no. :) They’re not paying us, we don’t need to do anything.

What is the best sex you’ve had with a client?

mmm. Ted. Business man. Always dressed like he just fired someone. He smelled like expensive. Expensive what? I don’t know, just money. He fucked me like I was the girl he let go in college, he said. He was your dad that was more attractive than you and could steal your girlfriend. He couldn’t exchange contact info. I miss him. He was at the first brothel I worked at near Vegas. I’m up near Reno now and have no way to tell him where I went.

Do many virgins who are trying to have sex for the first time go to brothels or is that a myth?

Yes, we get many virgins :)

What’s the fastest ones finished?

Personal life: 20 seconds, tops, in my “ultra slutty, what’s an STD? lol” phase I gave a guy a BJ at a glory hole.

Professional: Minute and a half?

What’s the smallest johnson you’ve seen, and what’s the largest?

The biggest cock I ever got to see I never even got to play with. :( I got to touch it with my hands, but then went to get a magnum from my girlfriend next door, and when I came back he only wanted to talk about how much he hated his kids and his wife… for 90 minutes.

The smallest was a micropenis, probably about 2 inches? I don’t have condoms for penises of that size, so we cuddled, used toys, massage, I gave him a handjob.

What’s the most insane thing a client has asked you to do?

Ask to let him fuck me bareback. Never, ever! Why would you want to do that? What if I did that for every client?

My safety, and my clients safety take priority over your orgasm. End of discussion.

Have you ever had to stop mid-sex because a client removed the condom and refused to put it back on? What happened afterwards?

I did have one very drunk college boy pull off the condom. He pushed into me once, from a position I couldn’t see. I knew immediately. Someone who’s been using condoms for so long, I know what a raw cock feels like. I instilled the fear of god in him.

He tipped me $400 as an apology.

Out of curiosity what rates do you charge?

Its written in the legislation that I cannot discuss pricing online or on the phone or by carrier pigeon, at all. Its solicitation. All the ladies are independent contractors, so we all set our own rates. Rates also fluctuate, which is why we call it “negotiation.”

We have activities for every budget, and that’s all I can legally say. I know that’s a huge question and everyone wants to know for curiosity or for planning, but I cannot publish my rates online.

Does the place you work out of have a percentage cut or rent type deal?

The house takes 50% of our fees, plus daily rent. :)

What’s your yearly take home? How much time off do you take each year?

I worked 13 days in July and made 9,700 before taxes. I used to work a month on and a month off and go back home to Portland. I’m now living in Nevada so I’m working 5-7 days a week.

Does your friends and family know what you do? Who are the biggest dickheads you’ve had to deal with?

I came out as a sex worker to all my family and friends. Friends were very supportive, Family not so much. I didn’t expect my mom to say “Yay! You’re a hooker! Lets have cake!” and things have gotten better in time, but its still a very stigmatized occupation.

My friends just wanted to know I was safe, happy, treated well, could turn down clients I didn’t want, etc. I have a very small friends circle. They’re all wonderful.

My little sister and I have had a bit of a falling out, she thinks I’ve changed, but any young person in their twenties is going to change. I think she might be slightly jealous of my life, not to sound like I’m full of myself.

The biggest dickheads are SWERFS. Sex work exclusionary Feminists. They tell me that I’m a piece of meat to be bought and sold, I’m perpetuating violence against children and encouraging sex trafficking. No one has ever said such horrible things to me as the people who think sex workers don’t have human rights. Tumblr is ablaze with SWERFS freaking out over Amnesty International’s choice to support decrim of sex work. If they actually listened to sex workers, they’d get a better understanding of what we need, but they’re caught up on scare tactics and faulty reports, misleading statistics.

How long do you think or plan on staying in the business?

I plan on doing this for some time. I love my job. I want to go back to school to study human sexuality, psychology, sociology, couples counseling, sexual health. I would love to have Dan Savage’s job. I’ve done radio and podcast interviews, webcast interviews, I love to talk and spread information. My dream job would be to teach people how to be better people, better lovers, etc.

Because you have sex so often and casually does it have some kind of effect on the sex you have with people youre in a relationship with? Does it ever get boring?

I was in a relationship with another sex worker, he did porn. It did take a toll on our relationship. Eventually we split, not necessarily due to the nature of our work, but issues that surrounded it. I’m not interested in dating anyone who wouldn’t call themselves a feminist. I’m not interested in dating at all right now, actually. We just got out of a 3 1/2 year relationship. I’m doing me (and all those who pay! lol)

Have you ever fallen for a client? Or wanted more from the visit?

I’ve worked in the adult industry for many years and have been able to keep work and private separate. I don’t like to mix business and personal.

I have had clients I’ve met that I would have liked to go out on a date with, but that’s very rare and I would never act on it. I can get fired if I’m found to be meeting clients outside of work.

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Here’s All The Proof You Need To Show Your Parents That Gaming Is Now A Legitimate Career Choice

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2015 has been a massive year for eSports, especially the competitive level which has had a dramatic increase in prize pools reaching millions of dollars as a standard for big tournaments.

#1 – Dota 2 – The International 2015 – $18,429,613

The fifth edition of The International, an eSports Dota 2 championship tournament, took place at KeyArena Center in Seattle, Washington. Hosted by Valve Corporation, the tournament began on May 25th with the qualifier phase and ended after the main event between August 3rd and August 8th.

The tournament awarded the biggest prize pool in eSports history, at over $18 million. The winning team, Evil Geniuses were awarded $6,634,660, with each player in the team taking home over $1.3 million each. This is a fairly large sum, which just becomes even larger after the same team months before this event, ended up taking out The Dota Asia Championships winning $1,284,158.

Hell even for losing the grand final your team became millionaires and coming in 3rd, 4th, 5th and even 6th made your team over a million!

 

#2 – Smite – Smite World Championship 2015 – $2,612,259

In January, eight of the world’s most elite professional Smite teams converged on Atlanta, Georgia, to crown the best smite team on the planet. With a prize pool of over $2.6 Million on offer (as a result of their Odyssey crowd-sourcing campaign), Hi-Rez Studios is now officially offering the fifth largest prize pool in the history of eSports.

Yet again an American team were favorites, and won the event giving Cognitive Prime a cool $1,306,130 for the team to take home.

 

#3 – League of Legends – LoL World Championship 2014 – $2,130,000

The world’s biggest eSports title “The World Championship 2014 (also known as Season 4 World Championship) was a tournament hosted by Riot Games, in which sixteen qualified teams from around the world compete to determine the League of Legends Season 4 World Champions.

The winners of the event were the always strong Korean team Samsung Galaxy White, who collected a paycheck of $1,000,000.

 

#4 – Call of Duty (Blackops 2 / Ghost / Advanced Warefare / Modern Warfare 3) – COD World Championship 2014/15 – $1,000,000

Call of Duty Championship 2015 took place in Los Angeles, California, from March 27th-29th 2015. Four years running Call of Duty have used their latest titles to host world championships, with a consistent prize pool of $1,000,000.

Denial eSports won, snatching $400,000 collectively against rivals Revenge.

 

#5 – World of Tanks – WGL Grand Finals 2015 – $300,000

To round out the top 5 we have World of Tanks, by WarGaming. This final was played in Warsaw, Poland and was won by mixed Russian, Ukraine and Belarus team HellRaisers. They took home $150,000.

 

Honourable Mentions

Counter-Strike Global Offensive (CSGO) – ESL One Cologne 2015 – Prize Pool $250,000. Won by Swedish team Fnatic, who took home $100,000

 

HearthStone: Heroes of WarCraft – BlizzCon 2014 – Prize Pool $250,000. Won by American Firebat, who took the top prize of $100,000 for himself.

 

World of Warcraft – BlizzCon 2014 – Prize Pool $250,000. Won by European team Bleached Bones, that split $120,000 top prize 3 ways.

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The Dumping Grounds

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Guy trys online dating as a woman and gets way more responses

 

A criminal installs a credit card skimmer in 3 seconds

 

Maury Gives The World’s Most Unnecessary DNA Test

 

Ariana Grande does a pretty great Jennifer Lawrence impression on SNL

 

Guy eats a 65 year old cookie, drinks 65 year old coffee from Korean War ration

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Dog Who Was Surrounded By Vultures Before Her Rescue Finds New Beginning – Ned Hardy

You Can Watch 11 Minutes of ‘Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice’ Right Now – Maxim

Bermuda Triangle Mystery: Finally Cracked? – Newser

6 Horrifying Ways They Used To Treat Basic Medical Issues – Linkiest

Cavemans’s Hot Picks Of The Day – Caveman Afterdark

Top 20 Greatest Kept Hollywood Secrets Of All Time – Holly Fame

50 Of The Sexiest Scarlett Johansson Photos You’ll Ever See – PBH2

America’s airlines are introducing a class below economy – Economist

25 Old Celebrities You Didn’t Realize Are Still Alive – Ranker

NFL acknowledges, for first time, link between football, brain disease – ESPN

20 Of The Creepiest Places On Earth. You’ve Been Warned… These Will Haunt Your Dreams – Slip Talk

15 Spoof Movies That Were Quite Hilarious – TV Overmind

The Best (Read: Worst) Of Walmart – Buzzlie

Beautiful Redheads To Start Your Week (38 Photos) – Suburban Men

What Trump, Clinton, Sanders and Every Other 2016 Presidential Candidate Were Doing at Age 30 – The Hustle

Sony’s PlayStation VR costs $399 and is coming in October – The Verge

An innovative new website—Instant Checkmate is now revealing the full “scoop” on millions of Americans. – Instant Checkmate

Courtney Stodden Endorses Bernie Sanders in the Weirdest Way – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Lopez Wore a Tight Dress to a Movie Premiere in Hollywood – G-Celeb

Ashley Graham is Curvy in All the Right Places (41 Photos) – Radass

Three Reasons Big Business Gets Away With Anything – Gunaxin

Meet Shelly Scholten, Your Hot Model of the Day – The Blemish

This bikini can barely contain her (nsfw) – Ehowa

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