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Believe it or not, the metal community and cat fanciers have a lot of overlapping members. For her new book, Metal Cats, musician, jewelry designer, and photographer Alexandra Crockett enlisted some dark-looking dudes and their kitties for a series of awesome, often adorable portraits. The people involved are musicians including (and fans and promoters associated with) Isis, Xasthur, Morbid Angel, Napalm Death, and Black Goat, among many others.

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Currently you’re a slave to your occupation, you’re worried about your financial situation. You have the desire to travel the world but you have a fear of the unknown. Forget about your savings, travel is the only thing that makes you richer.

All you can do is just stop thinking about it; just do it. When you land flat on your ass on the other side of the world you’ll begin questioning if you’ve made a mistake. When you’re riding a motorcycle from the north to south of Vietnam you’ll be wondering why you’ve never been travelling extensively before. When you’re climbing Everest Base Camp you’ll be questioning why you live in a city. When you’re getting a five dollar massage you’ll be wondering what you’ve been paying thirty times the price for. When you’re eating cuisine that invigorates the soul you’ll be stupefied. When you’re watching a lion crawl through the tall grass of the Okavango Delta you’ll get the perfect photo. When you’re drinking Belgian beer you’ll wonder why anyone drinks Budweiser. When you’re hanging out with Polar bears in Churchill you’ll wonder why we’re not looking closer at alternative energy sources worldwide. When you’re diving with sharks in the South Pacific you’ll realize Jaws was a terrible portrayal of such beautiful creatures. When you’re at Carnival in Salvador, Brazil you’ll wonder why you pay entrance to the clubs where you live. When you’re flying down the side of a volcano in Nicaragua on a sled so fast you can’t slow down you’ll know you did the right thing leaving home.

The list can go on and on and on. The world is far too big to be stuck in an office chair working for some bureaucratic bastards who care more about their bank statements than their employees. I’m going to have to quote Mark Twain here..

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

In the end, who knows.. Maybe you’ll end up marrying a Philippina and living on a white sand beach in the Visayas where your student loans will be a distant memory. Just let go and see what the world has in store for you. – solitaryman69

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Let me first start off by saying FUCK CIGARETTES! I know way too many people smoking and dying from it. Cigarette smoke contains a deadly mix of more than 7,000 chemicals. Hundreds are toxic and about 70 can cause cancer. Lets take a look at some of the chemicals in cigarettes…formaldehyde is used to embalm the dead, arsenic is used in pesticides, cadmium is used in car batteries and polonium 210 is radioactive and toxic.

Compare that partial list with the chemicals and compounds in Vapourlites :

• Nicotine
• Propylene glycol (not Ethylene glycol - which is toxic). A colourless, nearly odourless, clear, viscous liquid with a faintly sweet taste. Propylene glycol can be found in smoke machines at night clubs and used as a food additive with the E number E1520. The USA FDA has classified propylene glycol as “generally recognised as safe”.
• Vegetable glycerol – A carbohydrate that is normally sourced from plant oils. Vegetable glycol can be found in toothpaste for example

Vapourlites contain no tobacco and therefore no tar, no carbon monoxide and none of the other 4000 harmful chemicals found in tobacco smoke. You’re simply inhaling water vapour containing nicotine. Not only do they not contain all those harmful chemicals, Vapourlites are a cheaper alternative to buying cigarettes and they don’t leave you smelling like a damn ashtray. This means you can enjoy getting Vaopourite wherever you are without fear of secondhand smoke, fines or being labeled as a smoker after you are done.

If you’re thinking about quitting cigarettes, The Vapourlites Starter Kit is the way to go. It is available in a range of strenghts…20mg, 16mg, 11mg, 6mg and 0mg of nicotine. Meaning there is the right level for any smoker looking to switch to a vaper. Vapourlites e-cigarettes are renowned for their quality and thickness of their vapour, which gives you a realistic throat hit without burning any tobacco. The VL4T starter kit is equivalent to 40 tobacco cigarettes and comes with a USB charger. Vapourlites offers several flavours in their refill packs as well….Tobacco, Menthol, Vanilla and Very Cherry. Check out the reviews here

If you’re thinking about quitting smoking cigarettes, Vapourlites is definitely the way to go.

*Important caveat

While quitting smoking altogether is the safest and healthiest thing you can do for yourself,  vaping is the next best alternative if quitting is not an option. Still there are many questions left to be answered since vaping is a fairly new practice. But there are now more promising studies that show that vaping is a much safer practice than smoking. 

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The World’s First Airborne Wind Turbine Brings Power to Remote Areas

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Ravers unknowingly dancing to Benny Hill

ItsLavishBitch gets ass whooped

Millionaire Convicted Of Raping 3 Year Old Daughter Avoids Jail Because “He Will Not Fare Well Behind Bars” How much did that judge get paid?

Damn this girl has got some skills yo!

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Some things you just can’t explain – Leenks

16 Habits You Should Form To Drastically Change Your Life For The Better – Ned Hardy

Get ready for the girls of summer – Knowd

Awkward Nightclub Photos No One Was Ever Supposed to See – Crowd Ignite

Gators cheerleaders is where its at (127 Photos) – The Brigade

Maria Sharapova is amazing in her bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Cameron Diaz In A See Through Shirt In ‘Sex Tape’ Stills – Celeb Jihad

10 Things ‘Idiocracy’ Predicted Would Happen, And Sadly Already Have - Linkiest

9 Worst MLB Opening Day Pitches – Total Pro Sports

Bryana Holly’s Sexy Lingerie Photoshoot – G-Celeb

A collection of beautiful bootys for hump day – Bro My God

Dasha Dereviankina Is The Ukrainian Megan Fox (10 Pics) – Classy Bro

The American Bro: A Portrait Of The Worst Guy Ever – VICE

This babe is seriously cute! – Double Viking

24 of The Hottest Women In The World – Radass

The Seven Most Momentous Game Glitches of All Time – Unreality Mag

Is College for Everyone? Part II: The Pros and Cons of Attending a 4-Year College – The Art Of Manliness

Heidi Klum’s MILF body in a bikini – Celeb Slam

Bikini Top Stress Test With Devin Brugman (20 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Celebrity Gender Blender (50 Photos) – World Wide Interweb

Does Speeding Really Get You There Any Faster? – Life Hacker

Hot babes in bikini…nuff said – Bad Sentinel

Things that make us LOL – OMG Cute Things

For all the tea drinkers…The 20 Coolest Tea Infusers – Hi-Consumption

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I randomly drove by a Supreme store in LA yesterday and there was a huge line outsde the store with people camping out like it was black fucking friday and shit. I come to find out that they were waiting in line for this Nike Air Foamposite, quite possibly one of the ugliest shoes I’ve had the pleasure of laying me eyes upon. Apparently muthafuckers all over the world were waiting for this shit shoe. Can anyone in the know, enlighten the rest of us as to why anyone would want to spend any amount of time waiting for an ugly shoe like this?

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The Lion Tamer of the Russian circus, Captain Jack Bonavita, poses with some of his lions. 1905

British sailor removing the leg irons off a slave late 1800s

Underwater vehicle in use by the Israeli Commando unit 1967 

Lt. Oscar Bayer of the LAPD Detective Bureau aims a Thompson with a removed stock (and no magazine) for demonstration purposes. Pre-dating the Dillinger gang by six years this photo conveys the means by which bank robbers modified the Thompson to aid mobility and concealment 1927

101st Airborne paratroopers signaling a helicopter to evacuate their wounded, 1968 [1500x1206]

Vladimir Lenin and other Soviet leaders celebrating the second anniversary of the October Revolution in Red Square, Moscow, 1919

IRA in the 1970s

Extras on the set of ‘Cleopatra’, 1963 

Camp Commandant Amon Goeth, infamous from the movie “Schindler’s List”, on the balcony of his house overlooking Plaszow labor camp. ~1943-44

“Toffs and Toughs” – The famous photo by Jimmy Sime that illustrates the class divide in pre-war Britain, 1937 – [1280x931] 

Residents of West Berlin show children to their grandparents who reside on the Eastern side, 1961

NASA scientists with their board of calculations. 1960′s

RMS Titanic from the starboard side, April 1912

View from an American A-20 Havoc aircraft during a bomber run against a Japanese airfield, 1943~1945

Iranian woman before the Islamic Revolution, 1960

Berlin in 1945

Five Australian former POWs catch up on news about the atomic bombings, after their release from Japanese captivity in Singapore, Sep 1945

Drive-in theater, South Bend Indiana, 1950s

People pose in windows and in front of shops on a street in New York City, c. 1865

Tattooing a butterfly garter belt, 1930s

Abraham Lincoln gazes down on demonstrators, during the Civil Rights March on Washington, August 28, 1963

Men at work on the Central Line of the London Underground, 1898

Mogadishu, Somalia Pre Civil War – 1960s

Che Guevara disguised as Ramón Benítez Hernández, a middle aged Uruguayan business man, in a forged passport used to sneak into Bolivia in 1966

World Head of States in 1889

From left to right: Yohannes IV (Emperor of Ethiopia), Tewfik Pasha (Khedive of Egypt), Abdülhamit II (Sultan of the Ottoman Empire), Naser al-Din Shah Qajar (Shah of Persia), Christian IX (King of Denmark), Dom Luís I (King of Portugal), Willem III (King of the Netherlands), Dom Pedro II (Emperor of Brazil), Milan I (King of Serbia), Leopold II (King of the Belgians), Aleksandr III (Emperor of Russia), Wilhelm I (German Emperor & King of Prussia), Franz Joseph I (Emperor of Austria & King of Hungary), Victoria (Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland & Empress of India), Jules Grévy (President of the French Republic), Leo XIII (Pope), Meiji (Emperor of Japan), Guangxu (Emperor of China), Umberto I (King of Italy), Don Alfonso XII (King of Spain), Oscar II (King of Sweden and Norway) and Chester A. Arthur (President of the United States).

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Bugchasers seek sexual partners who are HIV positive for the purpose of having unprotected sex and becoming HIV positive; giftgivers are HIV positive individuals who comply with the bugchaser’s efforts to become infected with HIV.

Bugchasers indicate various reasons for this activity. Some bugchasers engage in the activity for the excitement inherent in pursuing such a dangerous activity, but do not implicitly desire to contract HIV. Some researchers suggest that the behavior may stem from a “resistance to dominant heterosexual norms and mores” due to a defensive response by gay men to repudiate stigmatization and rejection by society.

Some people consider bugchasing “intensely erotic” and the act of being infected as the “ultimate taboo, the most extreme sex act left.”A number of people who are HIV negative and in a relationship with someone who is HIV positive seek infection as a way to remain in the relationship, particularly when the HIV positive partner may wish to break up to avoid infecting the HIV negative partner.

Some contend that this behaviour stems from feelings of inevitability towards HIV among the gay community and the empowerment of choosing when to contract the virus.Others have suggested that some people who feel lonely desire the nurturing community that supports people with AIDS

Here’s the documentary The Gift if you wanted to delve deeper ino the rabbit hole.

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The Medieval period has to be one of the cruelest junctures in human history. This period of human history witnessed some of the most ingeniously sadistic forms of torture ever imposed on humankind. Here are 24 of the most brutal torture techniques ever devised to help you appreciate living in the 21st century.

Rat Torture

This method was very popular at the Tower of London during the Elizabethan era. Several rats were placed on top of the victim’s abdomen, then a bucket was subsequently placed over the pests. A flame was then placed on top of the bucket, making it very hot. The rats’ natural instincts kick in, and they try to get as far away from the heat source as possible…by digging downward.

The Pear of Anguish

Another Middle Age favorite, the pear of anguish was generally used to punish homosexuals, adulterers, and women who had had abortions. The pear was placed either vaginally (or rectally for men) closed, and then was twisted open. As it twisted, it split into four prongs with sharp ends, which proceeded to rip the insides of the victims. The pear was also used for liars and thieves and could be placed in the jaw, subsequently resulting in breaking the victim’s jaw.

Crocodile Shears

The crocodile shears was an instrument of torture used in late medieval Europe and typically reserved for regicides – those who attempted (and, perhaps, succeeded) to assassinate the king. The shears were made of iron and were based upon the concept of pincers, but—instead of standard jaws or blades, crocodile shears ended in a pair of hemicylindrical blades that, when closed together, formed a long, narrow tube. The insides of the blades were generously lined with teeth or spikes. After being heated red-hot, the crocodile shears were applied to the erect penis, which—once exposed to sufficient tension—was torn from the prisoner’s body; or at the very least leading to severe arterial bleeding.

Scaphism

This method of pillory was used generally for drunkards to embarrass them publicly. This was the medieval very timid version of a version of torture the ancient Persian (who were VERY good at torture, by the way) technique called “Scaphism”. The victim was stripped naked then fastened in a tub, or a rowing boat. The victim was then forced to eat tons of milk and honey, as well as having it rubbed all over his or her face. They would then get diarrhea from the food. In the tub, they would then be swimming in their own filth. Along with this, the milk and honey on their faces would attract flies and other insects which would slowly eat the victim alive, wallowing in their own filth.

Scavenger’s Daughter

The Scavenger’s Daughter was invented as an instrument of torture in the reign of Henry VIII by Sir William Skevington (also known as William Skeffington), Lieutenant of the Tower of London. It was an A-frame shaped metal rack to which the head was strapped to the top point of the A, the hands at the mid-point and the legs at the lower spread ends; swinging the head down and forcing the knees up in a sitting position so compressed the body as to force the blood from the nose and ears. The Scavenger’s Daughter was conceived as the perfect complement to the Duke of Exeter’s Daughter (the rack) because it worked the opposite principle to the rack by compressing the body rather than stretching it.

Strappado

This began in the Medieval inquisition. Generally, the hands were tied behind the victim’s back, and they were then lifted by an overhanging pulley. This more than likely caused the victim’s arms to pull out of their sockets. They would sometimes jerk the ropes up and down for added pain, and weights would also be added to the ankles occasionally.

Judas Chair

This procedure has remained essentially unchanged from the Middle Ages until today. The victim is hoisted up and lowered onto the point of the pyramid in such a way that his weight rests on the point positioned in the anus, in the vagina, under the scrotum or under the coccyx (the last two or three vertebrae). The executioner, according to the pleasure of the interrogators, can vary the pressure from zero to that of total body weight. The victim can be rocked, or made to fall repeatedly onto the point. The Judas cradle was thus called also in Italian (culla di Giuda) and German (Judaswiege), but in French it was known as la veille, “the wake” or “nightwatch”. Nowadays this method enjoys the favour of not a few governments in Latin America and elsewhere, with and without improvements like electrified waist rings and pyramid points. Similar to the Judas Chair – but probably worse, is the Spanish Donkey:

The Spanish Donkey or the “wooden horse”

A favorite of the Spanish Inquisition (BIG fans of suffering, the Spanish Inquisition), particularly for women offenders. However, this method was used as recently as EARLY COLONIAL AMERICA. The victim would ride the top of the wedge, which could also contain several spikes. Weights were generally placed on the ankles, to add to the pain. Death was rare unless spikes were added, so other tortures would continue after the wooden horse.

Thumb Screws

Ever wonder why those clamps at home depot are called “THUMB screws?” Well there was a reason. These popular devices from the Middle Ages were used by placing the victim’s thumbs and other fingers, which were then tightened, slowly crushing the victim’s fingers. This was a method of confession and could last for days. A similar version was used for the knees and head.

The Wheel, or the “Breaking Wheel”

Though this device is simplistic and initially appears very mild, the truth is far from such. A popular method was simply strapping the victim’s appendages to respective posts and have them hang at unusual angles. Sometimes fire was set below the wheel for added pain, or the wheel might be made to swing, putting tremendous stress on the hanging victims. This method is often likened to Jesus Christ’s crucifixion in terms of brutality.

Lead Sprinkler

The lead sprinkler was essentially a ladle on the end of a handle. The top half of the sphere could be removed and the lower half was filled with molten metal, boiling oil, boiling water, pitch or tar. The perforated top half was then re-attached. Shaking or flicking the sprinkler towards the victim showered him or her with the boiling contents of the ladle. The victim had, of course, been pinioned in advance.

Breast Ripper

This item was used both as a punitive and an interrogational device. Punitively, it was used red-hot to mark the breast of unmarried mothers. In an inquisitory nature it was used on condemned women – convicted of heresy, blasphemy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic and any other crime that the inquisitors selected. The claws were used, either cold or heated, on a female’s exposed breasts – rendering them into bloody pulps. A variation was called the Spider. This consisted of clawed bars which protruded from the wall. A woman was pulled alongside the bars until her breasts were torn away.

Knee Splitter

A popular torture device during the Inquisition, the knee splitter does what it says: split victims’ knees and render them useless. Built from two spiked wood blocks, the knee splitter is placed on top of and behind the knee of its victims. Two large screws connecting the blocks are then turned, causing the two blocks to close towards each other and effectively destroy a victim’s knee. This device could also be used to inflict damage on other parts of the body such as the arms.

The Saw Torture

The saw torture was a big favorite during the middle ages, primarily because it was easily accessible. With just a few posts, some rope and a saw you could inflict a significant amount of pain to a person with minimal effort. It was considered a “cheap” way to kill people accused of things like witchery, adultery, or blasphemy. The main reason the person was tied upside-down was that it forced blood to rush to the brain, making you bleed out slower, so the torture could last longer. If done correctly, the person wouldn’t die until the saw reached all the way to the naval.

Head Crusher

With the head placed under the upper cap and the chin placed above the bottom bar, the top screw of this awful device was slowly turned, compressing the skull tightly. First the teeth are destroyed, shattering and splintering into the jaw. Then the eyes are squeezed from the sockets – some versions had special receptacles to catch them. Lastly, the skull fractures and the contents of the head are forced out. In earlier stages, the torturer could keep the head firmly clamped and strike the metal skull cap periodically; each blow echoing pain throughout the victim’s body.

The Spanish Tickler

It’s a very simple instrument that was used to tear a victim’s skin apart. Due to its shape, neither bones nor muscles were spared. The victim was naked and tied making him or her completely defenseless. Then the torturers began the (sometimes public) act of mutilating the victim. They often began with the limbs and slowly moved into the chest, back, neck and finally the face.

The Brazen Bull

The condemned were shut in the bull and a fire was set under it, heating the metal until it became yellow hot and causing the person inside to roast to death.

Heretics Fork

This torture device consisted of a metal piece with two opposed bi-pronged forks attached to a belt or strap. One end of the device was pushed under the chin, the other to the sternum, and the strap was used to secure the victim’s neck to the tool while the victim hung from the ceiling or was somehow suspended so that they could not sleep. If their heads dropped, the prongs would pierce their throat and chest.

The Crocodile Tube

The victim was fixed inside a tube just big enough for the victim’s entrance. The tube, having crocodile teeth-like spikes, was slowly compressed leaving the victim totally immobilized. The torturer could only see his face and feet. With the help of carbon and fire underneath the tube, the torturer gradually heated the tube until he extracted a confession or killed the victim.

The Spanish Chair

There are many variants of the chair. They all have one thing in common: spikes cover the back, arm-rests, seat, leg-rests and foot-rests. The number of spikes in one of these chairs ranges from 500 to 1,500. To avoid movement, the victim’s wrists were tied to the chair or, in one version, two bars pushed the arms against arm-rests for the spikes to penetrate the flesh even further. In some versions, there were holes under the chair’s bottom where the torturer placed coal to cause severe burns while the victim still remained conscious.

The Rack

The rack is a contraption designed to dislocate every single joint in its victim’s body. Tied across the device’s board by the ankles and wrists, the victim’s body is then pulled in opposite directions by turning rollers at either end of the board. Great way of relieving a bad back, if you ask me. Of course, the subsequent pain caused by the multiple dislocations is another story.

Flaying

In one version of the Flaying Torture, the victim’s arms were tied to a pole above his head while his feet were tied below. His body was now completely exposed and the torturer, with the help of a small knife, peeled off the victim’s skin slowly. In most cases, the torturer peeled off his facial skin first, slowly working his way down to the victim’s feet. Most victims died before the torturer even reached their waist.

Iron Maiden

This torture device consisted of an iron cabinet with a hinged front and spike-covered interior, sufficient enough to enclose a human being. Once inside its conical frame, the victim would be unable to move due to the great number of steel spikes impaling them from every direction. The interrogator would scream questions at the victim while poking them with jagged edges.

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered

During medieval times, the penalty for high treason in England was to be hanged, drawn and quartered in public and though it was abolished in 1814, it has been responsible for the death of thousands of people. In this torture technique, the victim is dragged in a wooden frame called a hurdle to the place of execution. They would then be hanged by the neck for a short period of time until they are near-death (hanged),  followed by disembowelment and castration where the entrails and genitalia are burned in front of the victim (drawn). The victim would then be divided into four separate parts and beheaded (quartered).

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60 MINUTES: Mild-mannered Canadian discovers how US Stock Market is completely “rigged”, finds a market solution and is attacked by CNBC, Fox Business for shining light on the problem

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A little nostalgia never hurt anybody – Bro My God

It’s All About Perspective: Famous Landmarks Zoomed Out – Ned Hardy

When They Were Young: The Hottest Older Actress – Knowd

Badass: 2S6M/9K22 Tunguska-M1 anti-aircraft vehicle (54 Photos) – The Brigade

Kendall Jenner Shows Side Butt In A Thong Bikini – Celeb Jihad

Lady Gaga gets photographed by Terry Richardson – Drunken Stepfather

Paulina Gretzky Is Scantily Clad on the Cover of…Golf Digest? (Gallery) – Total Pro Sports

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout at the Gym in Los Angeles – G-Celeb

Lauren Hanley is seriously hawt! – Leenks

5 Oddly Specific Lies We Believe About Foreigners - Linkiest

Pics of Angie Varona From 2014 You Don’t Want To Miss – Classy Bro

Hot girls who are generous with the cleavage – Radass

This plane allows you to join the Mile High Club – Hi-Consumption

2 hot bikini babes with tight bodies – Double Viking

Alison Brie is a thing of beauty – Celeb Slam

Honest look at just how much Wal-Mart would have to raise its prices in order to afford paying its workers a living wage – Slate

15 Seductive Selfies To Get Us Through Thursday – Regretful Morning

20 photos of pure unadulterated awesomeness – World Wide Interweb

10 of the most biazarre things you can buy on Amazon – Gentlemen’s Garage

Welcome Sexy Festive Babes, Welcome! (25 Photos) – The Rack Up

Mallory is your hot college coed of the day – Big 10 Tens

Drunk girls party hard and let loose (38 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

3,278 Americans are serving life without parole for non-violent crimes, including petty crimes like shoplifting – USA News

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When I bring ALL the groceries into the house with bags hanging off of each one of my fingers

When I’m playing Monopoly drunk and I’m about to roll the dice

When I check my phone in the dark and it’s on full brightness

After I eat a bag of trail mix then do the math on the calories and it turns out to be over 4000

Watching the trailer for the new Ninja Turtles movie 

When my wife asks me to dance sexy for her after I just got off a 12 hr shift

When she tells me not to finish yet 

When someone in my presentation group says, “If you don’t mind, I’ll just present everything.”

My wife’s reaction when I’m able to finish after a night of heavy drinking

When my girlfriend snaps at me when I tell her “Good morning.”

When I realize what I’m watching after I fapped

When I check my bank account on Monday morning

When I am in the car with my girlfriend and 3 of her friends while they sing the Frozen soundtrack

When the professor has been lecturing 20 minutes past the classes ending time at 8 at night and asks if anyone has any questions. 

When my girlfriend bends over in a short dress 

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