Inspirational: Time For A Change (Weight Loss)

Countries and Coastlines View from Space

Your Luggage’s Journey Through The Airport

Heres’a pretty awesome gallery of pics of an up and coming pornstar who goes by the name of Hayden Winters. Check out the rest of her gallery here and follow her on Twitter here

Help us reach our goal of 1000 followers – Twitter

Holy crap! It’s a 26 pound gummy bear! – Ned Hardy

We got a badass over here (GIF) – Awesome Galore

The most awesome animal video you will see this week – We Rule The Internet

Lego Model Of The Large Hadron Collider (14 Pics) – Ned Hardy

For when you need to insult someone from the 1800s – Awesome Galore

Hometown Hotties Hall Of Fame Pics – The Slingshot

Let’s send this year out with a high-res Paladin BANG (22 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

A few knees and a carefully placed liver kick from Alistair Overeem will just about retire anyone

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Going to start off the new year with a hot and busty British babe named Holly Hughes. Check out the rest of her gallery here and follow her on Twitter here

We need to get to 1000 followers on Twitter…Help us reach that goal – Twitter

My wife and 1 year old and i went to dinner and this is what it said on our check – Ned Hardy

Darwin Award Nominee (PIC) – Awesome Galore

Have Some Tissues Ready If You Are Going To Read This Story – Ned Hardy

31 incredibly cute pictures of puppies to put a smile on your heart – We Rule The Internet

My boyfriend is addicted to Skyrim? Best Yahoo answer ever – Awesome Galore

Five Signs You’re a Facebook Stalker – The Slingshot

One photo made me realize: I am the dumbest person in the room (72 Photos) – The Brigade

Karlie Kloss Is A Brand New Angel – The Slingshot

Sexy swimwear from A.Che Swimwear fits like lingerie – Linkiest

How to Use Twitter and Facebook to Get Anything You Want – Uncoached

15 Awesome False Perspective Photos – Unreality Mag

What People Do on New Years Eve – Ego TV

Jessica Alba Bikini in Cabo – G-Celeb

Vanessa Hudgens – Poolside in Miami – 3NE

Erin Andrews’ Rose Bowl Pants Giving Me A Chubby [PHOTOS] - Busted Coverage

Rihanna: The Hottest Babe Of 2011! – The Smoking Jacket

Lauren Stoner New Year’s Day Bikini Pics From Miami Beach – Moe Jackson

Miley Cyrus Topless Pic? – Yeeeah

9 Pics of Another “WTF” Fetish From Japan – Regretful Morning

Banned’s Great Gallery: Abigail Clancy – Banned In Hollywood

Firepower to start this year’s Randomness (32 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Rihanna 2012 Nipple Ring Pic – Celeb Jihad

Rihanna: The Hottest Babe Of 2011 – Pick Me Up News

Hearty Breakfast: The Hottest Politician on the Planet – F-Listed

Michelle Vawer looks uber cute doing absolutely anything – Brosome

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Even though texting a girl is a relatively easier task then going up to a girl and asking her out on a date, there is still some skill and craftiness involved to ensure that you get from point A to point B when it comes to dating. Check out this awesomely informative video from the guys over at Simple Pickup which details out all the little intricacies required when it comes to texting a girl.

Why Women Date Assholes

Goalkeeper Tim Howard scores from 100 yards out. Goal of the year?

Fedor Emelianenko vs Satoshi Ishii (NYE 2011 Fight)

Here’s a damn awesome collection of pictures of various hotnesses in various states of undress to help you deal with the next 8 hours. Check out the rest of the gallery here

585 followers away from our goal! – Twitter

Get Inspired, Check Out These 24 Awesomely Designed Resumes – Ned Hardy

Some Motivational Words From Bruce Lee – Awesome Galore

Dog lovers…you need to check this out! – We Rule The Internet

Starting The Day With 14 Profound Pearls Of Wisdom – Ned Hardy

Have faith in mankind (PIC) – Awesome Galore

Inside The Playboy New Years Eve Party – The Slingshot

Fireworks and high-res hot chicks…Happy New Year (53 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

8 Body Language Mistakes Men Make Around Women – The Slingshot

Brazilian bikinis inspired by the Amazon from Poko Pano Swimwear  – Linkiest

Kim Kardashian Hourglass Body On The Red Carpet – Pick Me Up News

Demi Moore to Become a Pornstar – G-Celeb

I wish this was my girlfriend (PIC) – Double Viking

She’s Uncoachable: Danielle Knudson is a Canadian Cutie – Uncoached

Krystal Forscutt doesn’t mind getting wet – Regretful Morning

8 Things You Shouldn’t Take to a Bar – Ego TV

New year, new Choose your Weapon (25 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

12 Blasphemous Music Facts – Celeb Jihad

Ultra Fit LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pics From Maui, Hawaii! – Moe Jackson

Playmate Jaime Edmondson In Cam Newton’s BCS Pants – Banned In Hollywood

Adrianne Curry Celebrates A Twitter Milestone By Getting Topless – F-Listed

Fact: Amy Childs will make you squirm in your chair! – Brosome

Mischa Barton Attempts Another Bikini – Yeeeah

Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:

1. Hot Lunch – While receiving head from a woman, you proceedto shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

2. The Stranger – Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

3. Western Grip – When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

4. The Blumpkin – You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

5. Donkey Punch – Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

6. Golden Shower – Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)

7. Pearl Necklace – Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl – it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

8. Coyote – This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you’ve got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

9. Purple Mushroom – This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

10. The Flying Camel – A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

11. Fishhook – A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

12. The Ram – Again, you’re attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

14. Jelly Dougnut -A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

16. Dog in a Bathtub – This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl’s ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

17. Tossing Salad – Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I’m never going to prison.

18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue.

19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

20. Pink glove – This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You – While sitting on her face and having  her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

22. New York Style Taco – Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

23. The Dirty Sanchez – A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman’s asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

24. The Fish Eye – From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt – You’re down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

26. Fur Ball - You’re chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie’s Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

27. The ChiliDog – You take a shit on a girl’s tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don’t let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It’s almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partnersface and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible,but it is definitely worth a try.

32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she’son all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while inthe sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

This is it, folks — the worst movie ever made. My friend made me watch this. She insisted it was a contagion, a disease she was compelled to spread. After seeing it, I truly understand, relate, and recommend. It’s awful! But a transcendent awfulness…you want to pass it around like milk that might be spoiled, but everyone needs to test it anyway. I’ve never laughed so much at something that isn’t even trying to be remotely comedic; it’s a travesty. I’m not surprised there are drinking games built around it, but you’ll be more than amused watching it sober. Yes, it’s that bad! But fun – you want to see it over and over again, and force other people to watch it too. Rent it on a particularly bad day: you’ll forget everything irritating in your life, and be weirdly involved in a world of badly-clad midgets; suddenly wondering if baloney sandwiches or urine could possibly be the solution… If you vote, give it a one – it truly deserves the recognition of being one of the worst movies ever.

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The Price Is Right – Neil Patrick Harris Plays Gas Money!

Video of flagrant foul no-calls at basketball game goes viral

Anthony Bourdain – The Layover – Singapore 1:3

My husband is a police officer who works really crappy hours. Most nights I make him a dinner he can bring with him or heat up when he gets home, I normally leave him instructions on this whiteboard

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If you’ve been watching porn since I’ve been, you definitely know of Raylene, a hottie who got me through the better part of college. I just want to take this post to say thank you. Check out the rest of her gallery here and definitely follow her on Twitter here

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Funniest picture you will see today – Awesome Galore

George Carlin Delivers Your Daily Dose Of TRUTH – Ned Hardy

Who Doesn’t Like Funny Animal GIFs??? – We Rule The Internet

Have faith in mankind (PIC) – Awesome Galore

A Flowchart For Choosing Your Religion – Ned Hardy

Victoria’s Secret Angel of the Day – The Daily What

Van Halen’s Legendary Outrageous Rider – The Slingshot

Friday Firepower: Carl Gustaf M3 84mm (20 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

7 Cities Way More Sinful Than Las Vegas – The Slingshot

I’ll take the girl on the left and the right – Double Viking

Jill Martin Bikini Photos are hot – G-Celeb

This Just In: Britney Spears Is Sexy Again! – Pick Me Up News

Things You Can’t Say To Your Girlfriend - Linkiest

Gina Carano Promoting Haywire Via… GQ Spread [PHOTOS] – Busted Coverage

Proof that Aniko Michnyaova is super hottie perfection! – Brosome

Krystal Forscutt doesn’t mind getting wet – Regretful Morning

She’s Uncoachable: Chrissy Teigen Sparkles – Uncoached

Maxim’s 10 Most Important Hotties In Gaming – Banned In Hollywood

20 Girls Sucking at Photoshop – Ego TV

Leann Rimes in Another Bikini in Hawaii – Yeeeah

Taliban hides in treelike…A10 plays “seek” (Video) – The Brigade

Demi Lovato Flexes Her Cleavage Vid – Celeb Jihad

Yvonne Strahovski is SoBe Life Water’s Body Paint Girl! – Moe Jackson

AnnaLynne McCord ‘Cracking’ Herself Up on the Beach – F-Listed

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At the Terminal, a bit of Eye Contact

I decided to visit my friend in L.A. for five days over new years. We’re planning to chill out and work on some music. I’m at the airport terminal. I arrive about an hour early. I’m sitting there working on my laptop. This girl walks over and sits in one of the seat across from me. Really hot. Young, like 22. Redhead with blue eyes. Legwarmers over her skinny jeans. Right as she’s sitting down, I catch a look from her.

I consider talking to her. But there’s nowhere to sit near her. And I’m like fuck it, I didn’t even really do my hair or even put much effort into my clothes. This trip was just to chill out.

They finally start calling our flight. I get into the line behind a different not-so-cute chick. I ask her if they called my zone, number 3. I make some joke about being in the twilight zone. She laughs. I look around and I notice that the hot girl from earlier is looking at us.

We start getting on the plane. Cute 22 year old redhead is a few people in front of me walking through the dock.

On the Plane, the Conversation Starts

On the plane I get to my seat. The gods are smiling down upon me. It turns out the hot young redhead is sitting next to me. I’m in the window seat. She’s in the middle. There’s this asian dude on her left with headphones on looking at photos on his camera.

As I sit down I tell her, “I’m gonna be your neighbor for the flight.” I make some joke about pushing my head aside if she needs to look out the window. She says something else about the rain.

Then I realize I forgot my headphones in my bag which is stowed away. God dammit. Oh well, I’m not gonna get up now. I’m stuck with no music. I turn to the girl and say, “God damn, I forgot my headphones in my bag. Guess this is gonna be a boring flight.”

She’s looking at her kindle and I ask her what book she’s reading. We talk about books a bit. The flight attendant comes by and tells her to shut off her kindle. She gets all flustered. I say, “Oh man, you are so busted.” She laughs.

As the plane takes off we start to talk. We start to get more personal. She tells me her boyfriend of one year just dumped her a few weeks ago. I ask a few questions but then change the subject. We keep talking and talking.

About a half hour later she asks what my name is.

The Conversation Gets Sexual

I’m not as sexual with this girl as I usually am with most girls I start talking to. I’m making friendly conversation, telling some stories, but I’m not really trying much. I actually don’t give a shit at first whether we’re gonna be friends or something else.

But then I start testing the waters because this girl is really, really cute. I’m throwing out some flirty comments here and there.

Eventually, I go into the questions game. I swear to god, I think that’s the best escalation move ever. It’s even better than physical escalation because it revs up her imagination.

I start with non-sexual questions. What would you be if you knew you couldn’t fail? Boring stuff.

Then it gets more sexual.

I ask her about her first kiss. Then the craziest place she ever had sex. We’re exchanging sexual stories.

I let my hand drop on the seat in between us so that it’s touching her outer thigh.

She asks me what my sexual fantasy is. I tell her we’re at a beach party with a bonfire, on a comfy chair under some blankets. We’re fooling around but she can’t make a noise because everyone will know. So she has to be quiet and look normal while I start to fuck her under the blanket. I can tell this is turning her on.

The dude next to her is asleep with his headphones on.

Eventually, I ask her how good a kisser she is. She says a 9. And then changes it to an 8.

Huh, I say.

Then I ask, “Does this bother you?” as I put my hand on her knee. (This sequence is a Brad P move)

She says no.

I say, “What about this?” and slowly scrape my nails on the inside of her jeans closer to her crotch.

She says no.

Making Out Starts

There is so much sexual energy, it’s insane. I’m so turned on, and so is she. It’s time to make the move.

I turn and move my head closer to hers. She moves her head toward me. We start making out. We’re all over each other. We stop every once in a while to see if anyone is looking, but then start making out again.

Her coat is covering her lap. I’m playing Russian hands and Roman fingers under her coat. She’s getting turned on like crazy. Soon my hands are in her pants and I’m fingering her. She’s lets out a muted moan every time I stick my finger deeper inside her.

Finally we talk about going to the bathroom to fuck. We decide to go check out the situation. We wake up the asian guy and he gets up to let us out into the aisle. We probably look guilty as hell. I couldn’t care less, I am so turned on right now.

But there’s no way we’re gonna get into the bathroom together. There’s stewardesses right by the doors and they make the next person in line wait four rows back before the bathroom is free.

Time to Reel it Back In

We each use the restroom separately and go back to our seats. At this point, there’s two hours left in our four hour flight. I have to put the brakes on. What are we gonna do, tease each other for the rest of the flight? Fuck on the seats? Not gonna happen.

I playfully tell her she needs to calm down and get control of herself. This doesn’t stop us from fooling around some more. But eventually I grow tired of this. There’s only so much you can do without fucking.

So we end up playing scrabble on her Kindle fire for the rest of the flight. It’s pretty chill. I make up a rule that we need to come up with a dirty sentence for each scrabble word we spell. I’m talking dirty to her the whole time, spelling words like, ‘beg’ and saying, “I’m gonna make you beg like the naughty girl you are.”

The plane eventually touches down. Both of us are tired and drained. Not a whole lot to say but we talk here and there as we walk through the terminal together. I tell her we should meet up while I’m in town. She says let’s hang out on Thursday. We exchange numbers. I leave her at the baggage claim and take off to meet up with my friend who is picking me up.