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For All Those Wondering What A Dog/Bird Hybrid Would Look Like….I Present To You Dirds!
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The Gallery You’ve Been Waiting Your Entire Life For: Hot Girls In Leotards!
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5 Ways to Know You’re Not a Real Man
By George P.H.
When you’re a boy, it’s alright to do kid things. That’s what our childhood and teenage years are for.
But with each passing year, the line between “boy” and “man” is becoming blurred. We’re taking longer to move out, find steady jobs and get married. We delay the responsibilities of manhood to enjoy ourselves for longer.
This is fantastic. It’s great that we’re making the most of our lives, exploring all available options and challenging the status quo. But all these things only have value if you do them as a man – not as a boy.
Below are 5 ways to know you’re not a real man (yet). If any of them apply to you, make some changes to your life and start living with strength, dignity and manliness. It’s the best decision you’ll ever make.
1. You Blame
I was late to work because my stupid car wouldn’t start.
We went snowboarding last winter but the snowstorm ruined everything.
I hate my job; my boss always makes me run little errands for him, ugh.
I hear people say things like these every day, and I feel deeply confused each time. When did it become so acceptable to blame other people, random events and even inanimate objects for everything that’s wrong?
Everything you do in life is a personal choice. Even when forces beyond your control are at work, the way you react to them is 100% on you.
Late to work? Apologize and fix your car (or get a bus pass).
Snowstorm during your vacation? Find ways to have a good time, shit happens.
Don’t like getting coffee for your boss? Get a new job.
That’s it. If you don’t like something, either remove it from your life or find a way to accept it.
It’s fine to blame others when you’re a child. You don’t know much about life and, when things go wrong, it often is somebody else’s fault.
As a grown-ass man, you don’t have that kind of luxury. Everything you do is your personal choice and responsibility. Blame might make you feel better for a short while but is ultimately useless.
2. You Depend on Others
When I think “real man”, I think of someone who could wake up in a foreign country with nothing but the pants on his legs and find ways to survive and prosper.
This isn’t how most modern men are. They want to be coddled by their parents, then their girlfriends. They don’t have the hustle, emotional strength and overall wisdom to stand alone when push comes to shove.
This is a very weak state of mind to live in. The things you depend on control you. If want to stop being a boy, find ways to be independent in as many aspects of your life as possible.
3. You’re Not Being Yourself
From the happily ever after myth to the ads we see on T.V. screens every day, society does its best to train us to act, think and look a certain way.
On top of that, being a man means being challenged all the time. The women we want, our friends and society in general can be hard on us. It’s tempting to do whatever it takes to fit in and get left alone.
But like Helen Keller said, life is either a daring adventure or nothing. You can either be yourself or be a nobody with no flavor or personality; which is it gonna be?
Other people can think whatever they want: this is your life to live. Stand up and be your true, uninhibited self in everything you do if you want to call yourself a man.
4. You’re Not Taking Action
If you want to be successful, you’ve got to take relentless action. Timothy Ferris may have written the “4 hour work week”, but he’d never have gotten so far without busting his ass day in, day out to get what he wanted.
So throw away the idea that the good things in life come easy. The road to success is filled with hard work, sacrifice and relentless action. You’ll want to quit – often – but only those who keep a-truckin’ come out victorious.
So stop being complacent, stop procrastinating, stop blaming. Talk less and do more. Or, in simpler terms – buck the hell up and do whatever it takes.
5. You’re Irresponsible With Other People
As good as it is to be free, a man’s life is never fully his own. We have parents, girlfriends, wives, friends, children – and all of them are counting on us. Rising to their expectations while remaining true to yourself is what makes a real man.
If your parents raised you well, give back to them as they get older – and carry on their tradition with your own children (should you have any).
If someone’s counting on you – a girlfriend, a friend, a business partner – make good on their trust each and every time.
Like Spiderman’s uncle said, “with great power comes great responsibility.” I’m not telling you to be an altruist and live in a hippie commune. But if you’re real man, you need to step up when you’re needed by those who need you.
Not because you have to – because you can.
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Ultimately we’re all children trying to find our way in this world. It’s okay to feel like a boy and do boy things; I try to do one silly, immature thing every week.
At the same time, you should always be ready to be a man when you – or someone important – needs you to step up.
So be brave. Be independent, honest and responsible. Be a real man.
Check out more awesome articles by George at The Man-Up Blog
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This Is What Happens When You Take Shortcuts In Life….Synthol Injection Gone Horribly Wrong
May this be a lesson to anyone who wants to reap the rewards of hard work without actually having to do work….just get your ass to the gym for God sakes!
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The Dumping Grounds
Thai Prison Fights
Fresh Off The Boat With Eddie Huang: Moscow (Part 1)
Fresh Off The Boat with Eddie Huang: Moscow (Part 2)
What it’s like working at a suicide hotline
Gennady Golovkin’s Greatest Hits
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Awesome Links Of The Day
Stunning Entries From The 2013 National Geographic Photo Contest – Ned Hardy
A Hilarious Collection Of Awkward Dog Photos – We Rule The Internet
Gorgeous Blonde Big Ten Cheerleader – Knowd
15 Remarkable Colorized Photos Will Let You Relive History – Crowd Ignite
Go for a ride with the Ghostpack in an AH-64 Apache (54 Photos) – The Brigade
Candid Nina Agdal Thong Bikini Beach Pics – Celeb Jihad
The 45 Best Perfectly Timed Photos Of 2013 – Linkiest
Highest-Earning Rappers of 2013 – Leenks
Damn cute girl in a bikini at the beach – Double Viking
Cute girl with beautiful Smiles – Bro My God
Jennifer Love Hewitt wins the wet t-shirt contest – Celeb Slam
Say Hello to Alexis Rupp, Miss South Dakota Teen USA 2013!! – Moe Jackson
Five Underappreciated Old-School Local Multiplayer Games – Unreality Mag
6 Sports Movie Characters We’d Love to Slug in the Face – Uncoached
Excuse Me Miss But Your Booty Is Flawless (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning
20 Photos that will always cheer you up – World Wide Interweb
Sarah is your damn cute college babe of the day – Big 10 Tens
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A Smoking Hot Curvy Girl Starts Things Off Nicely
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35 Salacious Shots Of Food…Not For The Faint Of Heart!
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The Sudden Realization That Some Of Your Favorite Movie Characters Are Scumbags!
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Totally Relatable (23 Pics)
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A Tribute To The Awesomeness That Is Tom Hanks
You Saw Nothing
Tom Hanks dancing on Spanish TV with the weathergirl
Tom Hanks sneaking a selfie with Steve Martin
A young girl with autism created a scrapbook of everything Tom Hanks throughout her life. She finally gets a chance to meet him
Tom Hanks orders a goal review in LA on his imaginary phone
Tom Hanks can still do the rap from “Big”
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The Dumping Grounds
Professional hockey player plays keep away with reporter. The hand-eye cooridination is non-human
Jeremy Lynch vs. Cristiano Ronaldo Freestyle
Crazy Basketball Skills
PJ Ladd vs Paul Rodriguez (Skateboard Horse)
ADCC 2013 Highlight
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A Heavy Metal Dose Of Awesome To Start Friday Off
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I Don’t Think You’ll Mind If I Post Another Smoking Hot Curvy Girl
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23 Guys Who Need To Grab Their Balls Back
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Muthaf**king Reaction GIFs Yo!
When I finally, after 10 losses, beat my friend in FIFA
When I open the camera on my phone and its switched to front facing
When someone’s phone goes off during class, and they answer it
When the waitress comes back to my table and says “Wow, someone was hungry!”
When my roommate passes me while entering into the bathroom I just pooped in
When the kids I’m babysitting are fighting and one of them snitches on the other.
When I have to wake up for work on a weekend
When my girlfriend says most men don’t masturbate
When I ask my girlfriend if the book “The Silent Wife” is about a mythological creature
When a player on my fantasy team scores against my favorite team.
When I try to become friends with new people
When my mother said she got a facial
When I hear my best bro’s ex talkin shit about him from across the room
When I’ve snuck out with my friends and I see my mom calling my cell phone
Forgetting my mom likes to talk too much on the phone
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20 Fascinating Photos Collected From History
Nelson Mandela keeps his fists raised after he was sentenced to life imprisonment, June 1964
Nikola Tesla in his lab
Early publicity shot of The Rolling Stones in 1963
Searchlights on the Rock of Gibraltar, 1942
19 year-old Shigeki Tanaka was a survivor of the bombing of Hiroshima and went on to win the 1951 Boston Marathon. The crowd was silent as he crossed the finished line
A German Soldier in Despair After the Disastrous Battle of Kursk, 1943
Circus artists posing for a picture while resting outside a trailer 1930s
Georges Blind, a Member of the French Resistance, Smiling at a German Firing Squad. October 1944
Children in London celebrate Christmas in an underground bomb shelter, December 25, 1940
Nagasaki, 20 minutes after the atomic bombing, 1945
USS Bunkerhill after being hit by two kamikaze strikes within thirty seconds (1945)
Five Samurai looking bad ass 1860-1880
The last photo ever taken of Hachikō, the dog who waited
Atlantic City, 1912
Frank Embree shortly before his lynching, Fayette, Missouri, 1899. He was accused of raping a 14-year-old white girl and only confessed after being whipped over 100 times
Mona Lisa returned to the Louvre after World War II, 1945
World’s Highest Standard of Living – A Margaret Bourke-White Photograph1937
Last four couples standing in a Chicago dance marathon. ca. 1930
Three Princeton students pose after the Freshman, Sophomore snowball fight. 1893. Princeton, NJ.
A bar in New York City, the night before prohibition began
A boxing match on the USS Oregon (1897)
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The Dumping Grounds
Wallid Ismail and the Greatest Interview of All Time
Gruesome leg break off trampoline wall
RL Grime – Boiler Room
Kuroshio Sea – 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world
Kuroshio Sea – 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world – (song is Please don’t go by Barcelona) from Jon Rawlinson on Vimeo.
Jimmy Kimmel: Lie Detective (Naughty or Nice Edition)
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Awesome Links Of The Day
17 Rare Photos Of The Titanic – Ned Hardy
A Hilarious Collection Of Awkward Dog Photos – We Rule The Internet
100 Things Every 20-Something Needs To Realize – Knowd
Perfectly Timed Photos You Won’t Understand At First – Crowd Ignite
F-117 Nighthawk in high-res (84 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
Lindsay Lohan Surprisingly Not Horrible Swimsuit Pics – Celeb Jihad
25 Shocking 1950 Ads That Remind Us Of How Far We’ve Come – Linkiest
Jewel Barely Contains Her Christmas Cleavage – G-Celeb
What do you guys think of the new Ford Mustang??? – Bro My God
This Is What Pure Evil Looks Like (27 pics) – Leenks
This girl is seriously cute – Double Viking
The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week – Celeb Slam
Candice Swanepoel is Looking Absolutely Gorgeous in NYC – Moe Jackson
Mario Themed Roomba Covers Are the Best Useless Invention Ever – Unreality Mag
12 Inappropriately Timed Selfies – Uncoached
Joanna Krupa vs Nina Agdal (20 Pics) – Regretful Morning
The 20 Dumbest Thing Ever Said On The Internet – World Wide Interweb
Penn State Alpha Phi deserves your undivided attention – Big 10 Tens
Really Really Bad Makeup FAILS – OMG Cute Things
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Mother Of All Nintendo Collections!
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