When my friends tell me what I did the night before at the bar
When an ex likes my Facebook status.
When I walked on my Grandpa and his 78 year old girlfriend doing the nasty
When I’m introduced to someone
When I hear someone talking about me outside my cubicle
When someone forces me to dance sober…
Showing up late and my boss has the day off
When I get Head & Shoulders in my eyes
How i feel after staying up all night
Happens every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes.
When someone starts tailing me when I am already going over the speed limit
When my friends cancel their plans with me, last minute
Getting a compliment from a pretty girl
When my friend says the punchline to the story I spent 5 minutes telling
When I see someone coming out of the bathroom without washing his hand
