Whenever someone talks to me while I’m playing videogames
My boyfriend when I got my period after being 5 days late
Every time I take gum out in front of my friends
When my girlfriend says she’s not in the mood but I might be able to persuade her.
Waiting for class to start and the teacher rolls in a TV.
When we have few dollars missing to pay in restaurant after team dinner.
Whenever me and my best friend get into a fight
2 hours after I eat taco bell
When I tell a hilarious joke but fuck the punchline up badly
When I learned Jersey Shore was cancelled
When I see my food coming at the restaurant.
When my girlfriend came home after spending 2 months in Asia
When I go to an event where the booze is entirely paid for by the company
Me at a party
When a girl immediately returns my texts.
The sudden realisation that it wasn’t just a fart
