When someone is emotional and I’m the only one around
Whenever I’m Picked First To Do Something
Receiving My First Blowjob
When I find out I have to work Sunday during a 3 day holiday weekend
When a girl starts ranting at how she thinks she’s fat and you try telling her she isn’t
Eating the first Pizza Roll without letting it cool.
When I’m a passenger with a terrible driver.
When I take side-roads on the way to work instead of the congested highway
The First Time My GF And Me Tried Ass-Play
Told My Friends I’m Moving This Weekend… And That I’ve Hired Movers
When i try to show some funny person to my friend.
Remembering I have a test, then reminding my friend
Whenever I take my clothes off and then look in the mirror.
When I get caught watching porn
When I found out a hot girl from my class is in porn.
