When my ex-girlfriend called drunk and asked if she could come over to “play video games”
My reaction whenever someone tells me they are sick
When someone keeps arguing after they’ve been soundly disproved.
When Justin Bieber got a movie deal
When I won a pair of concert tickets from the local radio station this morning; then found out it’s for a Nickelback concert…
The EXACT face I make when Words with Friends accepts a word I made up.
When your crush texts you first
When someone opens a pack of gum
After reading my oldest posts on Facebook timeline
When I tell a joke that’s not funny…
When a customer walks in 2 minutes before closing
