I’m a god in my back yard #poolparty #35gallons
Judging the Marlboro Lights 70+ one-piece bathing suit contest this weekend. Hanging by the pool with a couple of the contestants. #eyeprotection #babyoil #Livingwithmybitches
’93 #clubcar – just bumped this bitch up to 8 hp, time to go run down some gophers and #holla at the beer cart babes. #zeroToAwesomeIn4seconds #pumps
Packing for the long weekend, you can put #sparklers in a carry-on right?#merika #usa
My PE teacher once told me I had weak lungs and that I’d never amount to anything… Well I’m a little outta breath but I just blew 2 chicks at the same time so I think it’s fair to say that he was wrong. #nopump #winded #noHolesWtf
As I was leavin #wafflehouse last night my boy tossed me the keys to his ’86 #toyota. He told me to drive it real careful and return it with a full tank. #ridindirty … seriously tho this thing is filthy.
14 hrs straight at the #pennyslots but I turned $1 into $2 and drank 42 free #budlights #winning.
Cruised into #morocco with group a bad #bitches for some camel racing and bad decisions this week. #monacoisso2013
Cleaned up at the track today. Fuck bitches get Dirhams. #moroccanMONEY
Moved into a new trailer, my boy @pharrell just dropped off a little house warming gift. #Happy – but seriously this room has no roof.
The flight attendant said “no adults” but when I rolled up passing out skittles like a #muthafuckinboss those kids stepped aside and let me board. #WheelsUpBitches
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