When I see a pretty girl in a SFW gif, and then find out she is a porn star
When I took a ferocious dump in the public restroom and found out that there is no toilet paper
My dick’s reaction when my girlfriend plays with it while I’m drunk
When I am driving my friends car with tinted windows at night
When my laptop tells me the battery is below 5% just as I start to rub one out
When The waitress brings my food before anybody else’s
When I pass out at a party and someone mentions Super Smash Bros
When I ask myself if I’m high
My friends and I’s reaction when our soon to be wed buddy suggests a bachelor party with no alcohol
When I get “pics” from a girl I’d been talking to
When she says she’s almost there
When I see dat ass
When I’m am sober at a party
When all my friends want to ride the new rollercoaster with the 400ft vertical drop
In high school when someone would text me Real Sex was on HBO
When a friend says her boyfriend doesn’t masturbate
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