E-Minus 90 Seconds.
Virgin 18 to Mission Control: foreplay checks complete.
Mission Control Speaking: Roger that Virgin 18, Ground Teams Sound Off.
Pudendal Nerve Go.
Spinal Cord Go.
Parasympathetic Nerve Go.
Corpus Spongiosum Go.
Corpus Cavernosa 1 Go.
Corpus Cavernosa 2 Go.
Mission Control Speaking: Shuttle is now Erect.
E-Minus 60 Seconds.
Scrotum Go.
Vas Deferens Go.
Mission Control Speaking: Crew is now approaching Ejaculatory Duct.
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: CONSENT HAS BEEN GRANTED, PENETRATION IN 1…2…3!
E-Minus 10 Seconds.
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: PENETRATION ACHIEVED!
Mission Control Speaking: Roger that Virgin 18, Emission checks proceeding
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: REQUEST TO DELAY EMISSION!!!!!!
Mission Control to Virgin 18: request denied
E-Minus 8 Seconds.
Seminal Vesicle Go.
Ejaculatory Duct Go.
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: AGAIN, REQUEST TO DELAY EMISSION!
Mission Control Speaking: Request denied, Crew has now entered Ejaculatory Duct.
E-Minus 5 Seconds.
Seminal Vesicle Contracting.
Mission Control Speaking: Roger that SV, Crew is now in Bulb of Urethra.
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: WE HAVE EMISSION! I REPEAT, WE HAVE EMISSION!
E-Minus 4 seconds.
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: URGENT REQUEST TO DELAY EJACULATION!
Mission Control Speaking: I’m sorry Virgin 18, that’s not possible, proceeding with ejaculatory checks.
E-Minus 3 Seconds.
SYMPATHETIC NERVE GO!
BULBOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES GO!
ISCHIOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES GO!
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: AGAIN, REQUEST TO DELAY EJACULATION!
Mission Control to Virgin 18: negative, ejaculation is a go.
E-Minus 2 Seconds.
SYMPATHETIC NERVE, EJACULATION SIGNAL SENT!
BULBOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES CONTRACTING!
ISCHIOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES CONTRACTING
Mission Control Speaking: Crew is now entering Urethra.
E-Minus 1 Seconds.
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONT…
E-MINUS ZERO SECONDS!
VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: WE HAVE EJACULATION, I REPEAT, WE, WE, HAVE EJAC…EJACULATION!
Mission Control speaking: god speed Virgin 18.
Virgin 18 to Mission Control: we have problems.
Mission Control to Virgin 18: speak for yourself.
Houston to Virgin 18: come in.
Virgin 18 to Houston: shut up.
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