by krizalid70559
Be student that wants to learn about bond
move to this new city called West egg in Long island
Only relatives I have at this place is my cousin, Daisy
She’s a solid 7/10, married to some compulsive asshole named Tom
Cheats on her with this whore, Myrtle, who is also married
Tom keeps his relationship in the down low and always have sex parties with Myrtle and bunch of plebs
Be at dinner with Daisy and Tom when first arrived
introduced me to Jordan, she’s pretty cute, 8/10
started dating
Learn about this "legendary guy" named Jay Gatsby
Jay is this rich guy that throw amazing parties, rich, charming, as alpha as you can get basically
Got invited to his party, about to shit my pants
went to the party, first intimidated by Jay
He called me old sport, English gentleman type
totally cool, doesn’t have an ego or anything
started chit chatting away about his past
found out that he actually knows my cousin Daisy from back in the day
bought his house, located in the East Egg, which is directly across the river from Daisy’s house
would peak at the house at night just to get a glimpse of her
stalker mode
After party, found out that Jay and Daisy already started hooking up
fast forward a couple of days
That whore Myrtle be taunting Tom about Daisy will cheat on Tom with Jay
Tom punched Myrtle in the nose for being a whore
Tom took the bait
drove all the way to meet Gatsby, confront him
Found Jay and Daisy together, flipped shit
told Daisy that Jay is actually an alcohol bootlegger, which is why he is so rich
Daisy is uncertain, due to moral reason she decided to side with tom
Later found out Gatsby truck hit Myrtle
Jay explained that it was Daisy who was driving the truck when it happened
Jay decided to take the blame because he’s a manly man, alpha as fuck
Tom’s a sore loser at this point, took the opportunity to ruin Jay
Told Myrtle’s husband George that Jay killed his wife, add a bunch of random bullshit to make George mad
pleb George is retarded so took the bait and raged
Went over to Jay’s house, found Jay swimming in the pool
shot him, then fucking killed himself because George is a coward faggot
TFW my alpha British bro just died
Decided to hold a funeral, barely anyone showed up
too jaded to stay in this shitty town
broke up with Jordan and went back home
MFW I am Nick.
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