Army: "Proceeding with launch. Preparing final countdown."
Kim: "Excellent. Excellent. All according to plan."
Army: "We’ll go right ahead. Any minute now."
Kim: "Great. You go shoot those evil imperialists if they don’t stop that business this minute."
Army: "Will do."
Kim: "Weapons free."
Army: "Weapons are free. Locked and loaded."
Kim: "Fire at will."
Army: "Awaiting the final command."
Kim: "Final command granted."
Kim: "Missiles read to launch?"
Army: "All missiles ready for launch and awaiting command."
Kim: "Commence countdown for missiles."
Army: "Countdown commencing."
Kim: "Prepare for end of countdown."
Army: "Army is prepared for end of countdown and open war on the imperialists."
Kim: "Excellent. Go forth and destroy them all, for my father’s memory."
Army: "We will now go forth and destroy them all, for your father’s memory."
Kim: "Be sure to destroy them all. Don’t show any mercy – they deserve none."
Army: "We will show them no mercy as we ruthlessly mow them down."
Kim: "Are all the troops accounted for and ready"
Army: "All troops accounted for and ready"
Kim: "And the missiles?"
Army: "We did those already. Missiles ready and ready to commence launch."
Kim: "Commence launch"
Army: "Commencing launch of our dangerous missiles."
Kim: "Good. Proceed with the launch of our deadly, dangerous missiles."
Army: "Proceeding with launch. Preparing final countdown."
Kim: "Excellent. Excellent. All according to plan."
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