When my balls stick to the inside of my thigh
When I’m in a theater and a movie has subtitles
When my computer suddenly won’t boot up
When I’m in the mood and my girlfriend isn’t
When I found out I could use 16 point font on the term paper I was stressing over
hen my friend starts bragging about his grades
When I walk into a party and I see my ex
When my brother told my girlfriend that I thought she had gained a little weight
When something finally makes sense an hour before the exam
When my brother tags me in a Nickelback concert photo on Facebook
When my girlfriend says someone looks good in a bikini in her magazine
Discovering that I misspelled my e-mail address on the résumé I’ve been sending out for the past 4 months
Finger slipped and hit the power button on my DS after playing 8 straight hours of pokemon without saving
About to get some sleep before work after gaming all night… and the sun comes up
How I feel about the new water heater that my landlord just installed
