After masturbating to morally questionable material
When my friends and I finally decide where to eat
When my local news show said “The pictures have since been removed from the internet”
When I’m drunk at a party and someone introduces them self to me
When my professor briefly has their desktop on screen before loading the power point
Every time I open the fridge
My reaction when I tell someone that I’ll get off the internet soon
When my period is late
Finding out your ex regrets breaking up with you
When my girlfriend asked me to watch the new Twilight movie with her…
When my boss is in a bad mood and I want time off
Whe our IT guy is fixing my computer and goes near my browser history
When I tried to introduce a friend to my favorite show
Whenever I watch the beginning of Up
Whenever I laugh at an inappropriate joke around my parents
