Saying bye to a girl after the first date
When I pass someone walking into the bathroom I just crapped in
When I was 14 and my parents left the house
When I found myself in a predominantly black neighborhood right after the Obama win was announced…
When I tried Nutella for the first time
When I go to Home Depot and I don’t need to ask for assistance.
When I found out my daughter has a dildo
When I realize the magnitude of the work I’ve put off until Sunday night
When I tried my best friends wifes breast milk
Watching My Parents On The Computer
When someone introduces me to a good looking female
When asked if the sex was good (when it wasn’t)
When my friend asked me how to get out of the friend zone
When I see a fight break out in the hood
When a girl likes my profile picture
