Would like to commit some #stealing at the 7-eleven on King Street. Anyone have experience with this location in the past 3 hours?
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 8, 2012
I love riding by cops and yelling out “PIGS!” because I just straight disrespect them. RT if you have any drugs on you right now.
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 8, 2012
Everyone mail me a DNA sample, doing a school project.
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 8, 2012
Love being a #criminal. Add me if you’ve committed any illegal acts today, let’s compare #crime stories.
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 7, 2012
Tweet me a pic of your best illegal graffiti art. I’m a huge fan of vandalism.
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 7, 2012
LOL who slashed the tires of police cruiser #13508 last night? Huge fan of your work, message me. #lovevandalism #passtimes #notacop
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 7, 2012
Where are my registered sex offenders at? Let’s chill tonight.
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 7, 2012
Hey friends, hit me up if you want to drug together tonight. #drugs #lovepot
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 7, 2012
RT if you hate homework! LOL, or if you have shoplifted anything from the Walmart on Cherry Street recently.
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 7, 2012
Getting false accusations of me being a cop. I got a speeding ticket yesterday and jaywalked today twice lol, obviously #notacop p.s. I’m 17
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 7, 2012
Anybody have any cop friends? Lol, I don’t know a single one. #hatethoseguys
— Not A Cop (@NotANark) November 6, 2012