When someone asks me to do something right after I sit down
When my joke is greeted by awkward silence
When my girlfriend asks if I would stay with her if she got pregnant
When I’m getting ready to masturbate on another lonely Friday night
Whenever I listen to Metal with a car full of kids that only listen to rap
When my brother starts to explain to my mom why he’s home so late
My reaction when my gf tells her christian parents that I believe in aliens more than god
Trying to cheer up my friends when they’re down
When the waiter calls my name after a long wait
When the toilet paper is clean after the first wipe
When I haven’t seen my girlfriend in a month…
When my grandma tells me I’m handsome
My roommate is a guitar major. This is what I am thinking everyday
When my friend and I both get the same crazy ass idea
When I see my black friend
When someone is about to talk of a movie you haven’t seen yet
