How it felt getting a day off in elementary school
When a girl i’m attracted to says the phrase “my boyfriend”
When my wife and I hosted her lesbian friend for dinner, and they started talking about her sex life
How I treat new technology I buy
When I fart and nobody notices…
When a girl at a party asks for a cigarette, and I’m the only smoker
When my ex girlfriend called me when she was drunk this weekend and asked if she could come over to my place and “play video games”…
When no one believed I was right until they looked it up
When my only Friday class gets canceled
When I smell cookies being made in the kitchen
When I’ve just finished masturbating and the wife comes in asking for sex
Whenever someone quotes a movie and I get the reference
When my teacher said she spoke Latin, and a student asked her if she was “Latinese”
When I try to play a new game without knowing the controls
Coming off an awkward topic with a friend
