In elementary school when I was asked if I liked this girl
When I get home just as my favorite TV show starts
Whenever I Heard Someone Swear In 3rd Grade
When I get invited to do something I don’t want to do, but can’t think of an excuse.
When I get gas and stop right on the dollar
How I look to my wife if I actually put away the dishes
When the UPS truck stops in front of my house
Listening to a rich friend talk about their awesome vacation
When the clock hits 5pm on friday and I’m in the middle of work
When I realized I was on the wrong bus… on the way to a final exam
After a hard nights drinking
Sitting at the movie theater, when a group of middle-schoolers walks in
When someone says a really offensive joke that I think is hilarious…
How I imagine the Red Bull marketing team
Leaving work on a Friday
