Looking through my MySpace account from 6 years ago…
Walking out of the bathroom after a glorious bowel movement
After opening a pickle jar for mom
I accidentally hit the share button while on a porn site
When I see my friend trying to get a girl
How I imagine my boyfriend of two months this morning after drunkenly asking me to move in with him last night
When i show my friend the darker side of the internet
When I have to look at the penis ads next to porn videos
How I felt Saturday morning when I was kid
When I remove my pants after working all day and can smell my own balls
Hearing a dirty joke around my parents and trying to be civil
When you watch ’2 Girls 1 Cup’ for the first time
When I’m sitting in my cube at work and a great song comes on Pandora
Ex started complaining to me about her current problems
When I’m the only one on the bus that forgot my headphones
