When my girlfriend’s pregnancy test was negative
Getting splashed while using the toilet plunger
When my teacher lectures too fast
My first time at the Strip Club
When you find $20 in your laundry
Seeing my friend hook up with the girl I introduced him to
Watching my parents try to use a computer
How I picture Xbox live trashtalkers
How I eat Hot Pockets
When my wife’s crazy friend comes over, and acts like she owns the place
Whenever I try to play with any cat
The stubborn fart that becomes more…
When my friends saw my search history
When it’s the morning of an exam and you haven’t studied
When my wife finally admits that I’m right after arguing for 3 hours
How I feel when I’m the only white guy in a club
