When the guy that flew past me at 100mph is getting arrested on the shoulder
When I’m looking through a girl’s Facebook and I realize I accidentally liked a picture from 2 years ago
When I see free samples at Costco
When someone tells me I can’t do something, then I do it
When our friend scored a date with someone who we thought would shoot him down
Being the first awake at a sleepover
Trying to win a losing argument
When I catch my dogs about to get into the garbage
Proving somebody wrong
How I feel after I fap
When im home alone and hear a loud noise
Whenever I try to flirt with a girl
Stubbed my toe in front of somebody I wanted to impress very badly
When I gamble on a fart and lose
When the girl i like finally sits next to me
