When I’m sleeping over at a friends place and their parents start fighting during dinner
My father just walked in on me (31) and my brother (22) arguing over which pokemon is strongest
When I get shampoo in my eyes
Trying to get my wife to have morning sex
Every person over 45 in my office, when they’re typing an email
When my girlfriend points out a hot chick
When my girlfriend goes to class and I have the day off
When I use somebody else’s computer with weird mouse settings
When a bidding war occurs on my eBay auctions …
Whenever someone cries in front of me
Whenever I give my girlfriend oral sex
Every time I go shopping when drunk
Whenever I walk into a porta-potty
When Bob Ross adds something new to the painting
When a friend tells me I can eat the rest of their food
