When your hands are wet and there is no towel
When you’re stuck in traffic and trying to figure out a an alternate route
After marathoning through a TV series in a few days and realizing you now have to wait a WEEK between each new episode.
When I”m drunk at a party and I look in the mirror
When my parents have company over
When my ex tells me her latest boyfriend has been cheating on her
Super focused on work when suddenly someone knocks on my door
When I see my friend walking down the street while I’m driving
When I suddenly realize I didn’t close the porn on the family computer
After I Wake Up and Have a Coffee
When I’m in a crowded place and hear my name
Watching the rest of the porn clip right after fapping
How I react when my mom comes into my room while I’m on the computer
When I got my braces yesterday
When I realize that thing on the wall is a spider
Ctrl + shift + n
Every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes.
Finishing a paper at 3:30AM
