When I see a few people I know arguing about something I’m knowledgeable about
When I’m going down on my girlfriend and I can tell she’s getting close
When I’m in a single-toilet restroom and I hear someone try the door, putting all my faith in the lock
When my nephew asks for birthday money
When I text a girl and she doesn’t reply
Watching my parents use a computer
Listening to my pregnant wife complain about her boobs going from a C to a D cup this morning
When my friend finally pays up after losing a bet
When I wake up and immediately try to get out of bed
When a person at the theater was escorted out for using a cell phone during the movie
When my GF waits till last second to say it’s that time of the month
When I release a tremendous fart first thing in the morning
When my mom is cooking something in the oven and I’m really hungry
Whenever I’m in a group of girls saying hi and hugging each other
Me, seeing my wife exit the shower with neatly trimmed lady parts
