Sitting in the middle of campus watching girls pass by in hot yoga pants and short shorts.
When a girl tells me she likes it rough
When my wife said we are spending the weekend with my in-laws
When I unexpectedly see some boobs in a movie
When I’m sober in a club
When my boss tells me I can leave early
When my gay brother-in-law compliments me on my clothes.
When I’m still in line at McDonalds and I see the manager change the menu from breakfast to the regular menu
Whenever my drunk friend is around black people
My ex got pregnant with her new boyfriend. Her parents have no clue. It just hit facebook
Getting laid for the first time in almost 7 months
When I can’t sleep on a hot night
Finding out your ex developed mental health issues
When my ex girlfriend shows up to the party
When I try to reference something before 1995 and no one gets it
Taking a shit at my friend’s house right before I leave
