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The Only Memorable Thing From Yesterday’s UFC Event: The Reem Getting Destroyed By Bigfoot Silva


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The Highlight Of Yesterday’s Super Bowl Was Definitely Nina Adgal In The Carls Jr Commerical, Here’s A Gallery Of Pictures To Get You Acquainted

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By far, the best Super Bowl commercial yesterday was the Carls Jr commercial with this smoking hot babe, Nina Adgal at the helm and flaunting off her incredible bikini body. Here’s a damn awesome gallery of her pictures to help you ease through Monday. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

If Jesus Were A Bro (13 Pics) – Ned Hardy

Is He The Strongest Football Player Ever? – Knowd

6 Made-Up Nerd Words that are Now Common – Crowd Ignite

Happy Super Bowl hangover, this is the USS New Orleans LPD-18 (51 Photos) – The Brigade

Selena Gomez Cameltoe Fitting Pics for Springbreakers of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

The 20 Hottest Photos of Cheryl Cole – Heavy

Never Give Your Microphone To A Crazy Fan – I Am Bored

Gallery of hot Raver Girls (28 pics) - Linkiest

107 Kelly Brook Bikini Photos in Miami – G-Celeb

A Group Of Hot Girls In Bikinis – Double Viking

Whoa There Bikini Sunday is Here – Bro My God

Candice Swanepoel is on a boat and in a bikini – Celeb Slam

Five Horror Films You Won’t Believe Are Rated PG – Unreality Mag

She’s Uncoachable: Triana Maida Will Make You Happy – Uncoached

25 Pictures Of Busty Babes Showing Off Their Killer Cleavage – Super Booyah

It’s Time For Your Monday Morning Photo Orgy – World Wide Interweb

Self Shot Hotties Will Heat Up Your Monday (25 Pics) – Regretful Morning

“Fast & Furious 6″ Big Game Spot: Yeah or Nay? – Moe Jackson

20 Hilariously Nerdy Nursery Themes – Ego TV

Salvador Dali’s Interpretation Of Alice In Wonderland – Ned Hardy

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Tim Sylvia on blind date

This Super Bowl Commercial might elicit man tears

Full, uncensored interview with the hatchet wielding Hitchhiker



“Dude, That Is Awesome”

Dave Chappelle – Killing Them Softly

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Chinese Weddings – A Beginners Guide

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So you have been invited to a wedding. You have never met the bride? You only know the groom through acquaintance with some guy named wang? No problem! Get ready for a great evening!

Guests should arrive at 6:30 (the actual ceremony will begin around 8:00), shake hands with the bride and groom and hand over a red packet. The amount depends on your relationship to the couple. These days it is customary for friends to give about 200 and family members to give at least 500. As a laowai you don’t give any money. You are free entertainment. The jester never pays the prince. This is the last time this evening that being laowai is a boon instead of a burden, so enjoy it.

Guests wait patiently as a looped video of the couple prancing around a park or local school play in background. It is considered extremely bad form to remark how gay this whole thing is, despite everybody being aware of it. There is usually one song looped as well, so you have heard it 25 times before the wedding begins.

Your table will consist of one guy you know from around, who speaks broken English, and 7 strangers who don’t. One of them will have a 9 year old son with snot hanging out of his nose, who you will be expected to sit next to, because as we all know English is mainly learned through osmosis. You will agree to “practice English” because you figure you are a 5% chance to bang his mum one day.

There will usually be a small box of chocolates in front of you. Consume these immediately because there will be very little edible food for the rest of the evening.

The table in front of you will be covered in food, some of which will look tasty, but god forbid you actually eat anything, no matter how long an afternoon you have had. Likewise the drinks. Even if you have just crossed the Gobi desert on bicycle, you had damn well better wait until the dinner proper begins before drinking anything. You can choose to drink baijiu, horrible wine (it is always horrible. I think that this is how Changyu get rid of the disaster batches – sell them to wedding planners) or sickly sweet fake orange drink. You can ask for a beer, and the waiter or waitress will give you a death stare which could pierce lead, then disappear for 10 minutes. He or she (often indeterminable) will return 10 minutes later with a single beer – somehow several degrees above room temperature, and less than 3% alcohol.

Lights dim and the couple enters. They walk up the runway, the MC speaks briefly, the couple do some symbolic act, like lighting candles together, pouring liquids into a large container where they mix and change colour, or flip a switch together to turn on a series of lights, a smoke machine or a bubble machine. This should be regarded as extremely romantic and moving, and not at all tacky.

Guests begin dinner. At this point it is the duty of the ugliest man on the table to order everyone to stand up and drink a glass. You will now notice that all the other men are drinking Orange sugar water. While ugly guy stares you down and tries forcefully to fill your cup with baijiu, you should ask the other fellows to drink a glass too. All of them will decline and make the steering wheel motion. I am now convinced that this is the single reason Chinese men want to buy cars. Cars can certainly not be called a convenience in any city in China, but that 30 mins spent looking for a car park every day is worth it to get out of the baijiu competitions at these events. As a laowai everyone must treat you as some kind of guest of honour, making sure you get your bit of chicken, your bit of beef and about three quarters of a turtle shell for some horrible reason. Eat what you can, throw the rest under the table. If you are offered a knife and a fork, try to remember that this is a compliment, not a total insult to your intelligence and basic motor skills.

After 3 or 4 dishes have been served, a singer will appear, usually the uncle of the groom, already drunk and determined to butcher a 70′s patriotic song for the crowd. At this point an army of waitresses appear and start removing the half empty dishes. This always happens. They take the best ones too, the fucking tofu soup will stay there for 2 hours, but god help you if you don’t get a shrimp or two within 10 minutes of it hitting the table.

Around this time the endless list of toasts begins. First the lucky couple and their inebriated parents will make the rounds. As a laowai you WILL be the focus of attention, despite being the only one on the table who has never met any of them. At this point, wine is no longer acceptable. 70′s song uncle will insist you drink baijiu with him and spill half of his glass on your shoes.

Next someone will ask you to sing a song as a personal favour. When you finally acquiesce and browse the music selection you find that they don’t actually want you to sing a song, they want you to sing A song. A specific song. It will be either Country road, Hotel California or My heart will go on. When you get halfway through and you start to enjoy yourself and think you are actually nailing it, druncle will appear with another microphone from nowhere and start singing over you, despite not knowing the words – “WEI KA TU DI HOU TUI KA LI FA NI YA!!!!”

When you get back to your table you find that the one guy there you liked snuck out while the groom’s back was turned. Don’t be angry at him. Learn from him. He is the smartest guy in the room. By this time you should have had enough baijiu that you won’t want to throttle snot face, even if he calls you laowai right to your face like seven fucking times. Just keep sneaking glances at his mother’s pretty eyelashes if you get too angry.

The chef is your friend at this event. He will ensure that the guests have some idea of how long they must endure this madness. His first subtle sign will be some kind of bland cakes or perhaps a dish of fruit. This is code for “not long now, keep smiling and nodding”. 10 minutes later a fish will appear. This is code for “make sure you have your keys and phone, get ready to bolt for the door”.

Next a waitress will appear with a tray of crabs, eliciting groans from almost every patron, as everyone thought that it was time to go. Luckily, these crabs are not for you. Look over your right shoulder. You will see the bride’s aunt with plastic bag in hand, eying the tray of crabs and staring down anyone who looks like they want to eat one. The best thing to do now is announce that you need to use the bathroom. Try to walk slowly as you exit the hall, so as not to incite a stampede. If others are onto your ruse there will be 300 drunk people behind you and that is never a good situation to be in. Once you are out of the hall, run. Just run for your life.

You have exactly 5 minutes to find a taxi. If you are still waiting when the party ends, you will be on that sidewalk for at least 45 minutes. If someone is standing to your left they just entered intercept position. You must get to the left of them immediately, but without being too obvious. If both parties are determined this game of intercept could take you several hundred metres away from the hotel.

Once you are home, you should try to purge your stomach immediately, especially if you were dumb enough to eat the crab. They bought 300 of them, do you really think the vendor checked the freshness? Forget tainted milk, wedding food is the second biggest killer in China. The first is, of course, druncles hitting people with their VW Santanas.

Congratulations! You just survived your first wedding in China! If you are more attractive than Quasimodo and more amiable than Hitler, you can expect to be invited to one every few months. You are now well on your way to becoming Chinese, and fuck what Mark Kitto says.

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Awesome Art Of The Day: Pixar Animator Austin Madison’s Fantasy Football Sketches

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Native American Confronts Protesters on Illegal Immigration

Girl flips off Judge, hilarity ensues

Russell Brand spits game to Katharine McPhee on Late Night

Guitar Center Drum-Off 2012 Champion Juan Carlos Mendoza

Childhood vs. Adulthood Video Game Battle



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The Nostalgia Bug Has Bit Me….35 Relics From The 80′s And 90′s

Jessica Harbour Deserves Your Full, Undivided Attention

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pictures of a smoking hot model named Jessica Harbour to help ease you through the day. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

39 Epic One Liners – Ned Hardy

Meet Miss COED Of The Year…Wow – Knowd

13 Disneyland Secrets You May Not Know About – Crowd Ignite

Eight inches of eye in the sky Black Hornet Nano UAV (12 Photos) – The Brigade

Rihanna For Terry Richardson of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

The 20 Hottest Celebrity Daughters – Heavy

How To Tell You Have Comedians For Neighbors [Pic] – I Am Bored

Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Benson On Video With A Stripper – Celeb Jihad

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Tight Tights – G-Celeb

Behind the Scenes on Great Movie Sets (32 pics) - Linkiest

Damn hot babe filling out a bikini ever so nicely – Double Viking

Not So Good Ideas for Valentine’s Day – Bro My God

Kelly Brook wearing the hell out of a bikini – Celeb Slam

She’s Uncoachable: Angela Turkusowa Completes Us – Uncoached

After All These Years, Turns Out the Playstation 3 Was Better All Along – Unreality Mag

Bar Refaeli, We Can’t Quit You – The Smoking Jacket

20 Photos That Might Cause You To Lose Faith In Humanity – World Wide Interweb

18 Awesome Star Wars Fans – Regretful Morning

41 Natural Minerals That are Way Cooler Than Diamonds – Ego TV

Barbara Palvin Makes Dudes Depressed With New VS Valentine’s Day Campaign – Moe Jackson

The most awesome pictures and videos of the day – Ned Hardy

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Supernatural pickpocketing skills!! Awesome to watch!

Uriah Hall vs. Adam Cella – One of the Nastiest KO Ever

Now this is what I call quality food service.

Ben Affleck’s ‘Boiler Room’ Speech

Superhydrophobic and oleophobic coating

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Lindsay Marie Will Ease Us Through Thursday

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pictures of smoking hot model Lindsay Marie to help you get through the day. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

This One Goes Out To All The Introverts Out There (23 Pics) – Ned Hardy

12 Annoying Celebs On Glorious Bikini Beach Vacays – Knowd

The 20 Best Syfy Programs of All Time – Crowd Ignite

Your daily dose of cute has arrived! (PIC) – We Rule The Internet

Go to battle with the Blackhearts of 2/5 (26 Photos) – The Brigade

Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

The 20 Hottest Plus Sized Models – Heavy

Embracing The Pedo Van Look [Pic] – I Am Bored

I want that (54 Photos) - Linkiest

Barbara Palvin and Behati Prinsloo’s Secret Valentine Photoshoot – G-Celeb

Damn fine collection of booties – Bro My God

Check out these 3 hot babes…which one would ya choose? – Double Viking

Eliska Seredova is so damn freaking cute – Celeb Slam

The 10 Best Childhood Snacks We Wish We Could Have Now – Uncoached

The Best Super Bowl Ad that Didn’t Air: Cobra Special Forces – Unreality Mag

Amateur Booty Gallery, All Day Long (21 Pics) – Regretful Morning

She’s Pretty: TSJ Talks to Model Kay McPhee – The Smoking Jacket

Subway Groper CAUGHT In The Act – Super Booyah

Might Want To Rethink Those Black History Month Decorations – World Wide Iinterweb

Lais Ribeiro Models Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret Catalogue – Moe Jackson

The most awesome pictures and videos of the day – Ned Hardy

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