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by hackiepoodle

Hey guys, I wanted to spread the word about a card my therapist gave me a couple sessions ago

I’m uninsured, and get generic prescriptions, but they still cost a good bit. My prescription at Target for Citalopram is $26. My therapist gave me a card she received from the Community Assistance Program. I took it to Target when I needed my refill, then put the card’s info under my account without asking me ANYTHING about it, and that same prescription cost $9.

The card saves you a different price, depending on where you go. They have estimated prices listed on their site, based on where you’re getting it filled, what dosage you’re getting, etc. I say estimate, because when I went to Target, the price from the website was off by about 50 cent or so.

Anyway, you can either print out the cards yourself and use them that way, or you can order a bunch (<50 cards = free shipping), and give them to your friends, family, homeless people, whoever you think needs help with their prescription. I’m about to put in an order myself for a bunch.

If you’re interested in seeing how much your prescription would cost with the card, check it out at this link-http://cashcard.lc.healthtrans.com/Pages/default.aspx[1]

WARNING- This site takes a long time to load. I fear that if it recieves a lot of attention, the site might go down. Just in case it DOES go down, here’s a link to the cards that can be printed, in PDF form-

HUMAN card

PET card

IN FACT, if you’re just interested in getting a card for yourself, just use the two links above. I’d hate for the site to go offline for some little old lady out there who’s already struggling with the internet.

Oh, the other tip for saving money on your meds, it’s just a minor tip, is to get larger tablets and split them in half. My therapist knows I’m short on cash, and I have this one med called Deplin that is goddamn $50 a month. Well, the price is the same for both the 7.5mg and the 15mg. I’m supposed to take the 7.5mg, so she prescribes me the 15mg, I cut them in half and I’m able to save $25 a month that way.

Your doctor may not be so understanding. Some doctors are assholes! Some meds are controlled substances, so there’s nothing they can do there, understandably. If you’re interested, ask your doc about it, see what they think, and you might be able to save some money!

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Here’s a little playlist I put together to help you chill on this fine Saturday afternoon.  Feel free to add some songs in the comment section if you want to contribute

Pretty Lights – Still Night

Flux Pavilion – I Can’t Stop

Alvin Risk – Diminishing Returns

Deadmau5 – Raise Your Weapon

SBTRKT – Wildfire

La Roux – In For The Kill (Skream Remix)

Massive Attack – Better Things

Portishead – Glory Box

The XX – Intro

The Roots – You Got Me (Live Ft. Jill Scott)

J Dilla – Think Twice

James Blake – Limit To Your Love

The Chemical Brothers – Asleep From Day

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Here’s a damn fine gallery of pictures of a smoking hot babe named Valerie Mason to help ease any Monday pains. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

Awesome Window Washers At Children’s Hospital Dresses Up As Super Heroes – Ned Hardy

Alyssa Miller’s Sexiest Facebook Photos – Knowd

12 Adorable On-Screen Couples You Wish Were Real – Crowd Ignite

I’ve got a thought…not sayin’ it’s a good one (52 Photos) – The Brigade

Adrianne Curry booty in a Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

The 20 Hottest Photos of Taylor Momsen – Heavy

Minka Kelly Shows Off Her Tight Butt In Yoga Pants – Celeb Jihad

Those dresses never looked happier (60 Photos) - Linkiest

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Her Underwear for Mark and Spencer – G-Celeb

Damn cute babe fills out this bikini nicely – Double Viking

Paulina Gretzky Does Instagram Right – Bro My God

Brooke Burke is 41 and looks this good! – Celeb Slam

Six Non-Horror Films That Are Far More Disturbing Than Most Horror Films – Unreality Mag

She’s Uncoachable: Sabine Jemeljanova Will Blow Your Mind – Uncoached

Maryam Abdullina Goes Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan in Hot Lingerie – The Smoking Jacket

28 Hand Bras Might Brighten Up Your Monday – Regretful Morning

Jennifer Lawrence is a hot little minx – Yeeeah

20 Pictures Of Sexy Babes In Blue – Super Booyah

A Photo Tribute To Marilyn Monroe (PHOTOS) – World Wide Interweb

A Gallery of 20 Silly Teen Fads from the 1940s and 1950s – Ego TV

Brooke Burke Shows-Off Her Hot Body Sponsored By Skechers – Moe Jackson

A Look At The $2 Million Da Vinci Surgical System – Ned Hardy

Olivia Munn: The Sexiest gallery of 2013 – Knowd

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by Who_Needs_College

In high school I was your typical nice guy, got along with everyone, had a bunch of friends but I was so shy when it came to women. I could have a conversation with a girl who I thought was pretty but in the end that conversation wound up me being very neutral / agreeable and even if I didn’t agree with them I never expressed my opinion for the fear of them being put off or offended. When a girl i liked said something like "Oh I forgot to get a fork when I got lunch", I would be the first person to be like "Oh ill go grab you one" or if she forgot her home work "Oh you can copy off mine". Basically I did things to help her and even though it wasn’t a conscious decision, I was pretty much at her becking call. I thought these were actions that would make her like me. Unfortunately 98% of the time I never got the girl, she would always wind up dating a guy who wasn’t 1/2 as nice as I was to her.

It took a lot of lost girls to figure out what I was doing wrong in this aspect. I finally realized what was going on. It wasn’t that most girls aren’t interested in nice guys. It was girls aren’t interested in a guy who is a pushover / weenie. My actions of always being there for whatever she needed, always complementing her and offering to do whatever I thought would make her happy are things that friends do. When you do these typed of things over and over again you’re taking the challenge of her winning your affection away. You are giving her what she should have to earn. What’s the point of competing in a competition when you already know you’re going to win? Women want to be desired but it’s not worth anything to them if you just give it to them.

What you see when a woman goes for a guy being a dick is a woman who wants to a challenge. She wants the satisfaction of earning a man’s attention. Most women don’t want everything handed to them, would you? I am sure a lot of you have had a girl who was into you but you wanted nothing to do with. If you have then you know what it feels like for a women who has a guy do everything and anything for her. It’s like that dog who keeps licking your face, ya its cute but could you live with that dog 24/7? The thing is though, you don’t need to turn into a complete asshole to get a girl you wan’t.

You need to start to be your own person. You need to have your own opinions and don’t be afraid to express them. When you talk to a girl you like or a girl you think is pretty you need to pretend (even if you don’t) you have other options than her and it doesn’t matter if she likes you or not. You need to put your world and priorities a head of her. So lets say you are supposed to go out with your friends and some girls asks you to come out with her and her friends. Don’t change your plans to hang out with her and her friends. You got your own stuff to do. Don’t give women compliments all the time. If it looks like she put some extra time in to getting ready, sure you can say she looks good but that should be the end of it. Don’t be afraid to poke fun and tease her about stuff just don’t harp on it. She makes a stupid mistake then call her retard or something but drop it after that. If you get a girls number then don’t use it for a continuous conversation. You should be using the number to setup dates and times to hang out. Don’t use it as a tool to getting to know them or them knowing you, save that for the time you spend together. If she starts texting you don’t be a little puppy dog waiting by the phone for her texts. Even if you are make it seem like you’re busy and space out time time between texts. When you decided to schedule a time and place to hangout you need to be decisive. None of this "well ill do what ever you want to do". You make the decision at every point you can. It shows you are dominant and can take control. I am running on at this point but the main point of this is be you’re own person. The more you make them earn your affection the better it will turn out for you. Don’t make your life revolve around them.

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1) Fine 
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes 
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing 
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

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Audi’s automatic parking systems

Wild dolphin seeks help from diver to remove fishing line and hook wrapped around it’s mouth and fin

Gordon Ramsay, scotch pancakes and caramelized bananas. Stick around for the end, you wont be dissapointed

A man experiencing simluated childbirth pains to see if he can take it

Golden Retriever Loves Guitar

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of a damn fine babe named Sierra Rene to help you get through the day. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

This Is The Cell Phone Laden Culture We Are Living In – Ned Hardy

10 Common Myths & Misconceptions Debunked – Knowd

10 Reality Show Judges Who Only Lasted a Single Season – Crowd Ignite

F-22 from production to maintenance in high-res (48 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Kelly Brook Modeling Lingerie of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

WATCH: Cop Rescues Woman from Death on Subway Tracks – Heavy

Emergency Braking At Its Best – I Am Bored

Pamela Anderson Is Looking Really Old – Celeb Jihad

Girls Remind Us Why We Love Lingerie (35 pics) – Linkiest

38 Photos of Nicole Neal in Very Little Clothing – G-Celeb

Damn hot surfer girl has quite the bum on her – Double Viking

Nothing better than some Selfies from hotties – Bro My God

India Reynolds is seriously hot – Celeb Slam

She’s Uncoachable: Sabine Jemeljanova Will Blow Your Mind – Uncoached

The Man of Steel Trailer Get LEGO-fied – Unreality Mag

Denise Milani Starts Your Weekend With Epic Cleavage – Regretful Morning

Jennifer Garner’s Signature Red Carpet Style – Yeeeah

Girl on Girl: Kerri Taylor and Jessica Vaugn – The Smoking Jacket

The Ultimate Babes In Kinky Boots Photo Collection – Super Booyah

Weird Things Happen At McDonald’s (20 PHOTOS) – World Wide Interweb

Kesha Smoking a Lot of Made in USA Fashion Crack – Moe Jackson

20 Spectacular Oceanfront Balconies – Ego TV

A Sampling Of The Many Awesome Foods That Can Be Found While Visiting Japan – Ned Hardy

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by lit-lover 

Let me run you through a day in the life of my personal brand of schizophrenia:

7:00 am: Wake up and lay in bed for awhile. Although I live alone, I hear footsteps throughout my apartment. I start wondering whether someone broke in during the night, so I get up to check the lock. Not only is the dead bolt still latched, but the chain is also still in tact; however, the footsteps are still in the kitchen, and I have to check the door and whole apartment at least three more times be sure I’m alone.

7:30 am: I’m taking a nice hot bath, but, as the water is running, I hear a conversation happening just outside the door. I know no one is there because I’ve checked the door, but I can’t help but hear a few people debating about the use of leather vs. cloth seats in cars. I dip my head under the water and try to ignore what’s not there.

8:00 am: Is there something crawling on my leg? When I look down to inspect, there’s nothing. This will happen at least once every half hour throughout the day, so I won’t continue mentioning it.

9:00 am: I’m eating breakfast, and I taste metal when I’m eating my toast, so much so that I can’t finish my food.

10:00 am: I’m walking to campus, and the way gravity is pulling me goes from under my feet to slightly off-kilter to the right. I feel like I’m going to fall over because something is pulling me that way, so I need to sit down and wait out my equilibrium resetting itself with my head in my hands to keep myself from puking from the dizziness.

10:30 am: The voice in my head named Nero starts telling me, as a response to girls walking slowly in a group in front of me on the sidewalk, that I should disembowel one, choke the second with her intestines, and curb stomp the third while she cries from watching her friends die. I try my hardest to ignore him, but the voice gets louder and more demanding, even after I have already passed the girls.

11:15 am: As I sit on the toilet, the tiles of the floor start to get larger and smaller, which almost makes me sick.

12:00 pm: I’m talking to my friend who flaked on me a few weeks ago, and Nero is trying to tell me what they deserve for being a shitty friend, which just so happens to be running their face over until it is as flat as a pancake.

1:15 pm: As I’m sitting in class, the teacher’s words begin to not sound like English, and the jibberish I’m hearing makes it impossible to concentrate on the lesson and what I’m supposed to be learning.

2:00 pm: I finally have my appetite back after the metallic tasting toast, but I cannot help but think that the people behind the counter put something I’m allergic to into my food because of how insistent I am that they exclude it. After inspecting my food and taking it apart bit by bit, I’m ready to eat my mound of slop, which is getting cold.

3:00 pm: I see more of my friends, but the voice in my head just keeps screaming the worst insults at them. I can no longer concentrate on what they are saying to me, which means I cannot hold up my end of conversation, so I awkwardly excuse myself and hear the conversation roar up again once I leave. The voice in my head continues to tell me that I’m worthless and even my friends pretend to like me.

4:30 pm: I’m home once again, but I hear a tapping on my window, as if someone is trying to get my attention. Although I live on the second floor, I still need to check for other life at least four times.

6:00 pm: My foot feels like it’s on fire, which distracts me from doing the reading assignment due tomorrow.

7:30 pm: When I try to read again, all the words on the page float away and melt together into a black jumbled mess, so I still can’t focus on my homework.

8:00 pm: Something smells like it’s burning in the kitchen, but I have only started thinking about cooking food.

9:00 pm: I’m starting to get tired, but, because I haven’t been able to focus on my homework, I can’t sleep quite yet. The voice in my head continues to berate me and tell me how worthless I am to the human race. Suicide is brought up. Once he knows I have heard this thought, he starts detailing all the ways I could kill myself, all of which I have access to.

10:30 pm: I’ve managed to complete my homework, but it’s not my best work. I try to wind down for the night, but I feel someone standing over my bed and watching me browse the Internet. When I turn around, no one is there, and I need to check the door again to make sure it is locked.

11:30 pm: I am falling asleep, and, at the final moment before I am actually unconscious, I hear a knock at my door. When I get up to check to see if anyone is there, not even the motion detection light is on in the hallway, which makes me anxious.

12: 45 am: As I really am falling asleep this time, the voice in my head chimes in to make sure my final thoughts are ones that set me apart from everyone who actually does love me. My last thought before going to sleep is him telling me I either need to kill or be killed to be truly happy.

Because I’m schizophrenic, this is my reality; this happens every day. Just as you see your hand in front of your face, the voice in my head as well as the auditory and visual hallucinations occupy the space of my world.

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Fish and Chips Filet – Epic Meal Time

Quite possibly the coolest dude in the world speaking about his time in Vietnam

Ex convict tells a story involving what he witnessed in a prison shower during his incarceration

Foolproof card trick your kids will love

Hennessey Venom GT 0-300km World Record Run – TUNED

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