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18 Awesome Calvin And Hobbes Comic Strips – Ned Hardy

Seriously, They Don’t Come Any Hotter – Knowd

The 15 Most Powerful Psychological Thrillers of all Time – Crowd Ignite

Chinese farmers build disaster pods (12 Photos) – The Brigade

The 50 Most Googled Women of 2012 – Refined Guy

The 20 Hottest Photos of Sara Sampaio – Heavy

Anonymous’ Message To Westboro Baptist – I Am Bored

Candice Swanepoel’s in Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

25 Things You Hate Yourself For Thinking But Never Say – College Humor

Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini For Esquire – Celeb Jihad

2012: The Year In Celebrity Sideboob [Photos] - Linkiest

Hacker Who Leaked Scarlett Johansson’s Nude Pics Gets 10 Years – G-Celeb

Underwear Runs Look Fun – Double Viking

15 Pictures of Things You Can’t Normally See with a Naked Eye – Unreality Mag

Stacy Keibler showing some nice cleavage – Celeb Slam

Self Shot Tuesday For Motivation – Bro My God

Latex Cosplay is a Fad That I hope Never Goes Away – Uncoached

2012: A Year in the Life of A Bikini a Day – The Smoking Jacket

40 Photos Of Sexy Asian Santas – Super Booyah

Nick Cannon Spanks it to Mariah Carey Songs – Yeeeah

This Is Why You Shouldn’t Get Ass Implants (6 GIFs) – Regretful Morning

20 Best Sports Christmas Gifts Of The 1980s – Busted Coverage

MIAMI: Claudia Galanti Stretches w/ Trainer; Works Bikini Body! – Moe Jackson

Bras? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Bras! – Knowd

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By Pojut

As a former mechanic, here are some repair shop tips:

If you don’t know what you’re talking about, don’t try to pretend that you do. We’ll know.

If you do know what you’re talking about, don’t talk our ears off, and don’t stalk our bay like a vulture. Use your knowledge to tell us exactly what we need to know, stand back, and let us do our job. I’m not saying you shouldn’t keep a watchful eye on your technician if you have the ability to do so, I’m just saying that you shouldn’t hang over their shoulders trying to, for lack of a better phrase, "talk shop" with them. 9 times out of 10, as long as the shop doesn’t have a rule against it, if you ask if you can watch and promise to be quiet, mechanics will gladly let you. Gaining their permission to do so is generally a solid indicator of how confident the shop is in their work, but turning you down does not, on its own, mean they’re running a shady operation. Shops are dangerous as all hell, and something bad can happen before you even realize it.

Call us out. If for any reason you aren’t comfortable with what we’re telling you needs to be done, ask us to show you exactly what we’re talking about. Trustworthy mechanics will practically fall over themselves to give you proof to back up what they’re saying, because earning your trust is their top priority. They will also be extremelyhesitant to do any work before they’re 100% sure you understand what they’re talking about. The shops you need to stay away from will fight you tooth and nail, and will do everything in their power to divert you away from their bullshit (and, in some extreme cases, will actively push you to authorize the work knowing full well you have no clue what they’re telling you.)

Nearly every mechanic out there has an eidetic memory when it comes to cars and their owners. If you treat us like trash even when we’re being patient and polite, we will remember. That goes the other way as well; if you’re nice to us, we’ll go out of our way to ensure your next experience is as smooth as possible, and if we’re allowed to, will often give you a small discount.

There are very few truly shady shops out there. From my experience, most of the places that seem like they’re trying to rip you off are actually just piss-poor operations that don’t have people skilled in the delicate art of customer service. No time are people more testy and more defensive than they are with their vehicles. Combine that with a general lack of customer service, and honest ignorance can easily look like a willful act of fraud. That said, trusting mechanics with the life of you and your family yet treating them all like moronic swindlers is not a polite thing to do. Assume that they are trustworthy, until they give you a reason to believe otherwise.

With that in mind, you know how I said that we remember if you’re a jerk or not? Shady places also remember if you’re gullible or not. They’ll essentially outright lie to you, and if you buy what they’re selling, shablam…they’ve got a stooge for life. Given the nature of shady shops, they don’t require a large number of customers, just a cadre of very gullible ones. As other posters have mentioned in the comments though, it’s extremely rare to find a shady person working in an otherwise squeaky-clean shop, as they get run out pretty quickly. As a general rule, either the whole shop is crooked, or the whole shop is on the up and up.

Very unfortunately, the stereotype that women often get higher bills than men is true to some extent, but it’s not due to sexism or anything like that. In general, women are more willing to get work done on their vehicles precisely because they don’t understand what is being told to them (I know there are some incredibly kick-ass female technicians out there, but generally, this is the case.) As a result, women are given bigger writeups/less discounts in the hopes that they’ll just say "screw it" and agree to have things done. Highly reputable shops willnever do this, but even relatively decent ones sometimes will. It’s an unfortunate pock mark on the industry.

A shop that has a competent, well-liked shop foreman is likely to be a competent, well-run shop. Just like a head chef does far more than just cook, a shop foreman is responsible for things like inventory, customer service issues, and in really smartly run places, things like ticket allocation for specific repair needs. For example, if Josh can do magical things with a welder and a Huth pipe bender, and Arnie can properly align the rear camber of a riced-out Civic, it doesn’t make any sense for Arnie to break out the Bend Cards and for Josh to struggle with the Civic just because of the ticket order. I know that’s getting into the nitty-gritty details of things, but the point is that a skilled foreman (with both cars AND people) usually means a solid operation.

People are often miffed about going in for a simple oil change, and then leaving with a $1000 estimate for a bunch of work on their car that they might not necessarily need right then and there. It’s important to remember that an estimate is exactly that: an estimate. It’s just a way of informing you of things they found wrong (or things that could potentially be wrong.) Why would they look if they’re just doing a simple oil change, and why would they mention something if you don’t actually need it yet? Well, say something looks like there’s even a 10% chance of being bad (or going bad in the near future), and a shop doesn’t tell you about it, and then two days later it breaks. Who are you likely to blame: the car, or the shop you just went to? Liability and ass-coverage is the name of the game, dear poster. I assure you that their goal isn’t to piss you off. Most of the reputable places will wince at doing it, but will still do it all the same.

If you want to give your mechanic a little treat (which, just like a customer’s attitude, is something mechanics ALWAYS remember), any kind of food or drink that fits with the time of year is a solid bet. Soup, coffee, etc in the winter, or super-cold drinks or sandwiches in the summer. Something that isn’t too sugary or soda-like is actually preferred…they might tell you they would prefer soda, but trust me, they don’t. Hydration is what they want. Mechanics are also known to be fond of gifted six-packs, regardless of the weather

There are many issues that can honestly seem like they’re coming from one part in the vehicle, when in fact they’re coming from a different part. Some of us refer to these issues as "phantom problems", although I’ve always been partial to the phrase "ventriloquist bastard".

Here’s a basic example: your check engine light comes on. You take it to the shop, they hook up an OBD2 scanner to it, and the code says that your downstream O2 sensor is bad. The mechanic replaces the sensor, and sends you on your way. Three days later, the light comes back on, and the same code is tripped. Turns out that, yes, the sensor was indeed bad, but so was your catalytic converter. Since the sensor was downstream of the converter, it’s the converter that caused the sensor to fail in the first place. The sensor was indeed bad and needed to be changed, but that wasn’t necessarily the root cause of the problem.

This doesn’t mean the mechanic is dumb or bad at their job! It just means they might not have a lot of experience, or they might not have ever encountered a converter fouling out a downstream oxygen sensor. Remember, cars are insanely complicated, and there are a near infinite number of things that can go wrong. Everyone screws up sometimes.

It’s also important to remember that being a mechanic is brutal. This can vary depending what shop you work in, but we’re talking temps in the winter so cold you can’t even hold on to your tools, and then in the summer temps so hot you can drink 2 gallons of water a day and STILL be dehydrated at the end of it all. Even if you work in an air conditioned/heated shop, you’re still essentially weight-lifting and doing cardio for 8-12 hours a day, 5-6 days a week.

It’s a very tough but very rewarding job. Knowing that someone is able to get their kid to daycare and then get to their job safely all because of the work that you personally do is immensely satisfying. Likewise, every mistake you make has high visibility on it, so the job requires you to be very humble and to quickly grok what you did wrong. Making a mistake happens to everyone, but all good mechanics never make the same mistake twice.

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By Nicholas Tart

Success Quotes

1. “There are two rules for success. 1) Never tell everything you know.” Roger H. Lincoln 
2. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” Vidal Sassoon 
3. “Every single person I know who is successful at what they do is successful because they love doing it.” Joe Penna 
4. “Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity.” Will Smith
5. “Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.” Thomas J. Watson 
6. “To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business, and your business in your heart.” Thomas J. Watson 
7. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”Claude McDonald 
8. “Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.” Earl Wilson 
9. “The road to success is always under construction.” Arnold Palmer 
10. “Anything the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve.” Napoleon Hill
11. “Most great people have attained their greatest success just one step beyond their greatest failure.” Napoleon Hill 
12. “Whether you think you can or you can’t, you’re right.” Henry Ford 

Failure Quotes

13. “Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners.” Robert T. Kiyosaki 
14. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” Thomas Edison 
15. “Once you say you’re going to settle for second, that’s what happens to you in life.” John F. Kennedy 
16. “The biggest failure you can have in life is not trying at all.” Emil Motycka
17. “I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.” George Burns 

Leadership Quotes

18. “Leaders don’t force people to follow, they invite them on a journey.” Charles S. Lauer 
19. “Example is not the main thing in influencing other people; it’s the only thing.” Abraham Lincoln 
20. “Leadership is doing what is right when no one is watching.” George Van Valkenburg 
21. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” Dwight D. Eisenhower 
22. “The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, ‘Go!’ -a leader says, ‘Let’s go!’.” E. M. Kelly 
23. “I am more afraid of an army of one hundred sheep led by a lion than an army of one hundred lions led by a sheep.” Charles Maurice 

Wisdom Quotes

24. “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” Bertrand Russell
25. “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”Aristotle 
26. “Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.” Stanislaw Lem 
27. “A ship in harbor is safe. But that’s now what ships are built for.” William Shedd 
28. “If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.”Lucius Annaeus Seneca 
29. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Wayne Gretzky 
30. “I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man.” Jay-Z 
31. “The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps – we must step up the stairs.” Vance Hayner 
32. “Do not wait to strike until the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.” William B. Sprague 
33. “It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.” Grace Hopper
34. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.” Mark Twain 
35. “One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.” Mooie 

Humorous Quotes

36. “I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”Steven Wright 
37. “Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal.” Steven Wright 
38. “Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.” Karl (maybe Groucho) Marx 
39. “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” Les Dawson 
40. “Marking dynamos for repair $10,000.00—2 hours labor $10.00; knowing where to mark $9,990.00.” Invoice from Charles Steinmetz 
41. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” Robert Frost 
42. “My son is now an ‘entrepreneur’. That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” Ted Turner 
43. “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant, ’cause ‘The customer is always right.’” Mitch Hedberg 

Money Quotes

44. “Formal education will make you a living. Self education will make you a fortune.” Jim Rohn 
45. “The greatest reward in becoming a millionaire is not the amount of money that you earn. It is the kind of person that you have to become to become a millionaire in the first place.” Jim Rohn 
46. “If you’re not learning while you’re earning, you’re cheating yourself out of the better portion of your compensation.” Napoleon Hill 
47. “A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.” Henry Ford
48. “After a certain point, money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal. The game is what counts.” Aristotle 
49. “I treat business a bit like a computer game. I count money as points. I’m doing really well: making lots of money and lots of points.” Michael Dunlop
50. “All of my friends were doing babysitting jobs. I wanted money without the job.” Adam Horwitz 
51. “I don’t pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages.” Robert Bosch 
52. “Lend your friend $20. If he doesn’t pay you back then he’s not your friend. Money well spent.” Ted Nicolas 
53. “Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.” Will Smith 

Practical Quotes

54. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” Agatha Christie 
55. “Hire character. Train skill.” Peter Schultz 
56. “In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.” Dwight D. Eisenhower 
57. “You’ve got to stop doing all the things that people have tried, tested, and found out don’t work.” Michael Dunlop 
58. “I never perfected an invention that I did not think about in terms of the service it might give others… I find out what the world needs, then I proceed to invent.” Thomas Edison 
59. “If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not making decisions.” Catherine Cook 
60. “Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.” Bill Gates 
61. “One can get anything if he is willing to help enough others get what they want.” Zig Ziglar 
62. “An entrepreneur tends to bite off a little more than he can chew hoping he’ll quickly learn how to chew it.” Roy Ash 
63. “The true entrepreneur is a doer, not a dreamer.” Nolan Bushnell 
64. “Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly, I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” Theodore Roosevelt 

Motivational Quotes

65. “Everything started as nothing.” Ben Weissenstein 
66. “If you start with nothing and end up with nothing, there’s nothing lost.”Michael Dunlop 
67. “Start today, not tomorrow. If anything, you should have started yesterday.”Emil Motycka 
68. “Make it happen now, not tomorrow. Tomorrow is a loser’s excuse.” Andrew Fashion 
69. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” Robert Orben 
70. “Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people won’t, so that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can’t.” Anonymous
71. “Yesterday’s home runs don’t win today’s games.” Babe Ruth 
72. “You should always stay hungry. Stay hungry, so you can eat.” Syed Balkhi
73. “If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.”Anonymous 
74. “The best way to predict the future is to create it.” Peter Drucker 
75. “I wasn’t satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement.” Donald Trump 
76. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Edison 
77. “You must either modify your dreams or magnify your skills.” Jim Rohn 
78. “Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” Mark Twain 
79. “Not a single person whose name is worth remembering lived a life of ease.”Ryan P. Allis 
80. “If you think that you are going to love something, give it a try. You’re going to kick yourself in the butt for the rest of your life if you don’t.” Joe Penna

Entrepreneurship Proverbs

81. “The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.” Chinese Proverb 
82. “If you want one year of prosperity, grow grain. If you want ten years of prosperity, grow trees. If you want one hundred years of prosperity, grow people.” Chinese Proverb 
83. “Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.”Japanese Proverb 
84. “Sow a thought, reap an action; sow an action, reap a habit; sow a habit, reap a character; sow a character, reap a destiny.” Chinese Proverb 
85. “A bad workman blames his tools.” Chinese Proverb 
86. “A fall into a ditch makes you wiser.” Chinese Proverb 
87. “Defeat isn’t bitter if you don’t swallow it.” Chinese Proverb 
88. “The diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor the man perfected without trials.” Chinese Proverb 
89. “A jade stone is useless before it is processed; a man is good-for-nothing until he is educated.” Chinese Proverb 
90. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” Chinese Proverb
91. “The loftiest towers rise from the ground.” Chinese Proverb 
92. “Building a castle is difficult. Defending and maintaining it is harder still.”Asian Proverb 
93. “A person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.”Chinese Proverb 
94. “All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws.” Chinese Proverb 
95. “Don’t stand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.”Chinese Proverb 
96. “Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.” Hasidic Proverb 
97. “Failing to plan is planning to fail.” Chinese Proverb 
98. “If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.” Chinese Proverb 
99. “Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.” Chinese Proverb 
100. “Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.” Chinese Proverb 
101. “Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Confucius 

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You’ve made him angry

Wilt Chamberlain in high school

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How to pick a lock 

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Here’s a damn fine collection of pictures of a smoking hot British glamour model named Rhian Sudgen to help you get over the hump. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

20 Inspiring Quotes To Help You On Your Journey Through Life – Ned Hardy

Meet Sexy Tattoo Girl Sash – Knowd

Scarlett Johansson Shows Off in The Avengers – Crowd Ignite

Look, it’s Choose your Weapon (41 Photos) – The Brigade

2014 BMW M6 Gran Coupe Unveiled (Photos) – Refined Guy

The 20 Worst Kids Toys Ever – Heavy

Installing An Elevator In A Skyscraper [Pic] – I Am Bored

Maria Sharapova Decorates the Tree in Leggings of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

10 Parts In Home Alone That Still Bother Me – College Humor

The 30 Best Mugshots Of 2012 – Linkiest

Emma Watson Bent Over In A Tight Pink Dress – Celeb Jihad

This hottie fills out lingerie nicely – Double Viking

Diana Monteiro’s Round Booty in Maxim – G-Celeb

The Not So Secret Kate Upton Photo Shoot – Bro My God

Kate Moss is in a bikini – Celeb Slam

Our Favorite Finalists of the Miss Universe 2012 Pageant – Uncoached

The Ten Best Movie Trailers of 2012 – Unreality Mag

Which Reindeer Is Bianca Beauchamp? Guess. Just Guess – The Smoking Jacket

Trolling children for the holidays with Jimmy Kimmel – Regretful Morning

Lindsay Lohan Available for Bar Mitzvahs and Weddings – Yeeeah

25 Pictures Of Scantily Clad Snow Girls – Super Booyah

20 Best Photos Of Justina Buono – Never Tap MMA Ring Girl – Busted Coverage

Tricia Helfer & The Bloombergs @ Human Society Gala – Moe Jackson

Even Lucy Collete’s Outtakes Are Nuts – Knowd

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The Glitch

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pics of a hot model and all around hottie named Sandra to help you along today. Check out the rest of her pictures here

Your awesome pictures and videos of the day – Ned Hardy

9 Ladies Who Were Rejected By Playboy – Knowd

a few more military women from Norway (30 Photos) – The Brigade

9 Of The Most Expensive Products On Amazon.com – Refined Guy

The 8 Worst People of the Holiday Season – College Humor

WATCH: The Top 20 Youtube Videos of 2012 – Heavy

Social Media Babe of the Day – Drunken Stepafther

Does This Dress Make My Butt Look Big? [Pic] – I Am Bored

Mail Order Brides Are As Hot As Ever. Part 2 (35 pics) - Linkiest

Ana Beatriz Barros Bikini Photos in Miami – G-Celeb

This Girl Is Tripping Balls at Ultra 2012 – Double Viking

Nice collection of babes with cleavage – Bro My God

Which Reindeer Is Bianca Beauchamp? Guess. Just Guess – The Smoking Jacket

The new Bond Girl in ‘FHM Africa’ – Celeb Slam

She’s Uncoachable: Behati Prinsloo Won’t Let You Down – Uncoached

Five Things I Hate Now, But Will Embrace Later – Unreality Mag

20 Pictures Of Sexy Soccer Girls – Super Booyah

Coco Hosts Peepshow ever so nicely – Yeeeah

Natalia Siwiec sets the bar on perfection – Regretful Morning

Jessica & Krystal Freitas Are The Hottest NFL Cheerleader Sisters Of 2012 – Busted Coverage

BIKINI: Erin Heatherton Shoots For Victoria’s Secret Swimwear – Moe Jackson

These Body Builders Are Insanely Huge – Knowd

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