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How To Make The Most Cheesiest Of Cheesy Macaroni And Cheese You Will Ever Feast Upon

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By Jinkie

Cheesy. You want Cheesy? You want motherfucking cheesy? You need a roux.

Not just any old roux. You need a roux that you will want to drink straight out of the pan. You need a roux that will make love to your cheese. You need a roux that you will want to spread across your lovers body, and your lovers name is macaroni.

You need this roux:

Get some all purpose flour. 3 Tablesppons. Get some cornstarch. 1 Tablespoon. Get a pinch of kosher salt. Get a pinch of pepper. Get half a stick of butter (not salted)

Throw all that shit that in a pan. Heat it. Work it. Love it. Cook it for 4 minutes. Now you have a roux.

Get some 1/2 and 1/2. Dump a cup of it in.

Get some cheese. 12oz of extra sharp cheddar. Shred that shit. Add half to the sauce.

Stir. Cook for 2 min, but don’t let it boil, as the cheese and milk will curdle, and the sauce will get too thick. If it gets close to boiling, take it off the heat. If it gets too thick, add some extra half/half to thin it out. When the cheese is melted and its nice and creamy, you’re good.

Now put cooked noodles in a bowl. Didn’t cook any? What the hell are you doing? Go cook some. Hell, cook some 10 minuites ago.

Put the remaining 6oz of cheese on the noodles. Straight on. Mix it up. Add the sauce. Mix it up.

Eat that shit. It will be the creamiest, cheesiest best god-damn mac you will ever have.

Not cheesy enough? Add 4 oz of Gruerere cheese. Not cheesy enough? Add 4 oz of Velveeta.

Not cheesy enough? Make an extra batch.

There. Done.

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Man of Steel – Official Trailer #2 [HD]

The Acceleration Effect

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The World’s Coolest Mayor Has The World’s Hottest Daughter

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I did a post a couple days ago about the world’s coolest mayor, who also seems to have the world’s hottest daughter. Her name is Margret Gnarr and she is a damn hot fitness model. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Facebook here

Life Before And After Cell Phones – Ned Hardy

The Hottest SEC Cheerleader Ever? – Knowd

The 15 Most Powerful Psychological Thrillers of all Time – Crowd Ignite

It’s cold out…that’s when Finland trains (68 Photos) – The Brigade

25 Best Gadgets of 2012 – Refined Guy

Shelly is your damn hot college girl of the day – College Humor

The 20 Awesomest GIFs of 2012 – Heavy

Awesome Tattoo Of The Day? Yay Or Nay?[Pic] – I Am Bored

Victoria’s Secret Models Sing Deck the Halls of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus shedding her Disney image – Celeb Jihad

Jax Turyna Wins Miss COED November 2012 [PHOTOS] – Linkiest

Maria Menounos Booty Poppin’ in Pasadena – G-Celeb

3 Hot bikini babe – Double Viking

A collection of awesome bootys for hump day – Bro My God

20 of the Most Badass Star Wars Tattoos – Unreality Mag

15 Unbelievably Eye Distracting Females – Uncoached

Maryna Linchuk is fairly attractive – Celeb Slam

Spend 2013 with Christine Mendoza, Justene Jaro and Joselyn Cano – The Smoking Jacket

Anne Hathaway is Sad You Saw Her Coochie – Yeeeah

30 Pictures Of Foxy Photographer Chicks – Super Booyah

Tribute to the Micro Bikini (23 Pics) – Regretful Morning

29 Best Photos Of Alicia Secrets – Houston Texans Naughty Superfan – Busted Coverage

Maryna Linchuk: Victoria’s Secret Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts!! – Moe Jackson

27 Great Moments In Long Exposure Awesomeness – Ned Hardy

10 Hottest College Cheerleading Squads – Knowd

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44 Things I Wish I Knew When I Was 21 Years Old

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21 year old advice

1. For the love of your own life, Don’t smoke. If you’re already smoking. Quit. The excuse that work stress made you do it, is not worth it.

2. Get exercise to be part of your daily routine.

3. Focus on quality not quantity

4. Food/Beverages: Learn, experiment, try out, taste all different types of foods. You eat 3 times a day if not more. Everyone on Earth follows the same routine, get to know food and you can break the ice in so many situations. Besides, its very tasty!

5. Cooking. Learn it. Its fun. You will get to enjoy food more and the company that comes with it.

6. Learn about Finances. Even if it might be boring, or not applicable immediately to you, learn about finances. To make money, you need to understand money, unless you luck out (which very few people do).

7. Start saving. Get into the habit of tucking a few Dollars every week. Try to build up savings for a rainy day.

8. Invest in property. As early as you can. Property in the long run, will always give you a profit.

9. Don’t get caught up in self-pity

10. Be Happy in whatever you do. If you’re not, why push yourself through it (be it life, work, personal relationships, hobbies, etc.)

11. Read. Read as much as you can, especially History and People. So many things will make sense to you.

12. Love the Outdoors. The more you are out and away from your desk, the greater the chance of enjoying life and meeting up with people (accidentally and/or by choice).

13. Dress/Attire. Learn to dress well. It pays back in multiples in life.

14. Frugality. Learn it early enough in life. You’ll thank yourself later on in life.

15. Management: Learn and read up as much as you can about being a Manager, Management Techniques, etc. Even if they may not be applicable to you right away.

16. Deliver on your word. For your word is worth more than your weight in gold.

17. A long time from now will be now really soon.

18. Reading about science is much more fun than I thought.

19. Make sure you are doing the things you want to do, because at a later age you might not be able to do it any more.

20. If you are unhappy about your job, try to find a better one. You’re going to spend a lot of time at work.

21. Make sure you can be happy on your own, your relationship might not last. And if you are happy on your own, you will have more fun together.

22. Don’t care about what people say. Do care about what friends say.

23. You can take more life risks now than you probably ever will be able to again. Your whole life is still ahead of you, and most of the life choices you’ll make at this stage aren’t necessarily permanent.

24. No opportunity is worth being taken advantage of.

25. It’s totally cool to go back to school if you need to. There’s no shame at all in picking up new skills.

26. Spend at least a year living and working in a foreign country. It’ll change the way you look at everything.

27. Money does actually matter, sadly. Try and have some kind of cushion: it’ll come in handy if things go wrong, but it’ll also come in handy for experiments.

28. Read every contract before you sign it, and always think about what it means in the worst case scenario. (Seriously.)

29. Find happiness within yourself, not from other people, and certainly not from things. Unhappiness leads to terrible choices.
Related: know that your own value is no less than anybody else’s (but, conversely, isn’t more than anybody else’s, either).

30. Keep your body healthy. It might seem indestructible now, but it won’t, sooner than you think.

31. Don’t be tied down by cultural norms, traditions or what everyone else is doing. And flatly ignore your fear of missing out.

32. Be impeccable with your word. (I try not even to tell white lies. Sometimes it is hard to tell the absolute truth but I have noticed an improvement in my relationships and a lessening in anxiety since I adopted this rule.)

33. Don’t take anything personally. (The hurtful things people say nearly always have far more to do with their own unhappiness than anything else.)

34. Don’t make assumptions. (Don’t assume you know what someone is thinking or why they’re acting like they are. Ask and you’ll nearly always find out that your assumption was wrong.) 

35. Always do your best. (Realizing that your best one one day is not as good as your best on another day.)

36. The best time to take a risk, you can leave a high paying job at this age and try to do something which maybe you will not be able to do later.

37. Instead of just joining a gym, which is more difficult to stick onto, join a sport too, that ways you will be more motivated to take care of your body.

38. If you are planning to start something of your own at this age, you are probably going to fail the first time, but you are probably going to be successful if you stick and work on the aspects you failed at.

39. Don’t be a hedonist. If women, alcohol, gambling or even eating out frequently has become your only tools to happiness then it’s time to change.

40. Sort out the things that pull you. If there are people, past mistakes etc, that are pulling you, making you anxious then it’s time to sort them out and let them go.

41. Don’t judge people by what they say, judge by what they do.

42. Make good friends, the ones who will stick during bad times. And remember not to rely on people for happiness.

43. Health. Take care of your body now and you will have to spend less on fixing it later. Eat healthful food, workout, and stay away from the typical vices – your body will thank you later in life.

44. Be careful who you surround yourself with. Be careful what you choose to close an eye to.

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1.2 trillion searches. What did the world search for in 2012? – Google Zeitgeist 2012

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Oh The Joys Of Finals Week

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Its Finals week and this local has not moved from this spot in 3 days

 

How I feel playing video games when I should be studying for finals 

 

When I finish studying for finals…

 

Classrooms during Finals Week 

 

How I feel walking into a class knowing i’m not going to do well on the final

 

How you know it’s finals week

 

 

As a student with 7 finals, this is my advent calendar… 

 

At some point while writing my semester final report with a 103 fever I fell asleep on the keyboard I woke up with over 1000 pages of r’s

 

How I picture my life after finals

 

Me writing a 15-page final paper the night before it’s due

 

How I feel going into the library for the first time to study for finals

 

Reviewing for finals…

 

How I feel taking a final I didn’t study enough for

As a 31 year old this is me during finals week

 

Dedicated to all the people bitching about finals week and that will be off for the next 4 weeks. Sincerely, -The Working Force 

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Not All Mondays Are Bad….Monday Barr Will Rock Your World!

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pics of a hottie named Monday Barr to help get you through the next 8 hours. Check out the rest of the pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

15 Quotes That Will Help You On Your Travels Through Life – Ned Hardy

Thirteen Fabulous "Breast"aurants – Knowd

Top 9 Villains That Could Appear in the ‘Batman’ Reboot – Crowd Ignite

Hot girl friends part 3 (66 Photos) – The Brigade

The 50 Most Googled Women of 2012 – Refined Guy

Huge Mistake Immortalized In Ink [Pic] – I Am Bored

The 10 People You See At Every Midnight Movie Screening – College Humor

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Her Flexibility of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

The 20 Awesomest Redneck Christmases of All Time – Heavy

Sexiest Ever Self-Shooters – Linkiest

Bipasha Basu Refined and Sexy in Maxim – G-Celeb

This hottie fills out a bikini ever so nicely – Double Viking

Irene Nell is your hottie of the week – Bro My God

Jessica Cediel looks incredible – Celeb Slam

5 Things I Learned About Gaming in 2012 – Unreality Mag

PlayboyDotCom vs. AskMen: Who Picked the Hottest Girls? – The Smoking Jacket

She’s Uncoachable: Victoria Moore Will Melt You – Uncoached

Kate Walsh Bikini Pics – Yeeeah

Lexi Diamond is another Cali cutie – Regretful Morning

15 Pictures Of Rare Official Apple Merchandise – Super Booyah

Rachel Wray, Former NFL Cheerleader, Is The Hottest MMA Fighter – EVER – Busted Coverage

Megan Fox @ “This is 40″ Hollywood Premiere – Moe Jackson

Your Daily Dose Of LOLs Courtesy Of These Reaction GIFs – Ned Hardy

This Hula Hoop Girl Is Crazy Sexy…And Good! – Bro My God

Gamers Unite! This Post Is For You!

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“Hank Hill” joined campaign and started carrying around a propane tank everywhere, even through safe rooms.

 

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Assassin’s Creed 3 in a Nutshell

 

Back in my day we had to work for our games

 

How I play Hitman 

 

So I found a picture of my brother and I playing N64 for the first time…

 

Battlefield 3 realism

 

Some kid brought this into GameStop to trade in, worried we wouldn’t take it without the cover art, so he drew his own. This masterpiece will never be altered!

 

The comic strip from the final issue of Nintendo Power is really touching, I took a picture of it for those who hadn’t had a chance to read it yet. Enjoy. (click to enlarge)

 

The Sims in a nutshell

 

Was playing some Skyrim, and I still can’t comprehend this logic…

 

GTA IV on Wii U? 

 

Oh wow, he actually glanced at her cleavage. Good job, Nintendo.

 

When I see I can go fishing in pretty much any game…

 

Gaming’s greatest mustaches 

 

GTFO my face

 

Found my Gameboy Camera. 11 year old pictures still there

 

Replaying GTA IV after over 60 hours of L.A. Noire 

 

Nintendo Secret Santa 

 

Convinced the wife to let me choose the tree topper

 

Like I give a fuck

 

This is where we separate the boys from the men 

 

14-Year-Old Tiger Woods playing Zelda

 

Bought a meal at Taco Bell and got this in return

 

I used my sister’s account on Xbox Live to play the new Call of Duty… I now have pity for gamergirls, and what they have to deal with

 

This is why I love Far Cry 3

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Who Knew Bunny Sex Could Be So Freaking Hilarious

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Props to Kyle Kinane for his astute observation. Props to the commenter on reddit for offering an equally hilarious observation about his bunnies…

I own two rabbits, one male (fixed), and a younger female (who isn’t fixed yet). He’s mounted her a couple times, and it is painful to watch. It is very… rapey… He’ll corner her, violently mount her, rip clumps of hair out, and then hold her down and lick her ears afterwards, but her eyes are lifeless. Completely and entirely disturbing. I try to keep them off eachother. But since, he’s gotten much more docile. Edit: [He no longer mounts her, but she started mounting him.] He pretty much lets her do whatever she wants to him. Also, she squirts. She’ll see him, and start squirting all over the floor, and then run up and mount him. Sometimes she’ll mount his face and squirt all over it. She mounts cats, too….

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