Here’s a damn fine gallery of pics of a smoking hot Asian babe named Elaine Kim to help you deal with Monday. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

15 Hacks That Will Make Your Life A Whole Lot Easier – Ned Hardy

The 20 Most Horrifying Couples Ever – Knowd

Testing the Electromagnetic (EM) Railgun prototype (71 Photos) – The Brigade

The 20 Hottest Photos of Redhead Cintia Dicker – Heavy

9 Twitter Accounts Every Guy Should Follow – Refined Guy

Kate Upton has outtakes – Celeb Slam

The best TV Shows within a TV show – College Humor

The 50+ Hottest Women Currently in Prison – Linkiest

Taylor Momsen’s new music video of the day – Drunken Stepfather

Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande make an awesome pair – Celeb Jihad

Maria Menounos Has a Craving for Bananas – G-Celeb

The 5 Best Zombie Movies of All Time – Double Viking

Stefunny C is Back, and Dead Sexy, and Somewhat Humorous – The Smoking Jacket

The Saturday’s Frankie Sanford Got a Boob Job – Yeeeah

She’s Uncoachable: Sarah Stephens Wins Us Over – Uncoached

When Superheroes Hit Middle Age – Unreality Mag

Gil Tatiana makes me want to visit Columbia – Regretful Morning

20 People Dressed as Black and White Film Characters for Halloween – Ego TV

I Like The Look Of Ursula Aguilar – DJ Mick

Hottie of the Week: Ashley Zeitler – Bro My God

It’s No Wonder Chris Brown Wants To Get Back With Rihanna – Moe Jackson

25 Pictures Of Sexy Ladies In Lingerie – Super Booyah

The Drunkest Football Fan Ever? – Knowd

A really interesting TED Talk for tips on how to change your body language to become more confident

In case you missed it, the Lego Stratos jump was also a success today!

Nonito Donaire vs Toshiaki Nishioka

How they shot the Old Spice commercial in one take…

Ninja firefighter saves suicidal girl

Deep Fried Butter

2 Thumbs Up!! Best in Show, Best in Show!! So take a little cube of butter, batter it and freeze it. Then batter that some more, fry it and put garlic butter on top. BHAM! The best garlic knot you’ve ever eaten. *drool*

Deep Fried Loaded Mashed Potatoes

No Thumbs A true meh. For being “loaded” the only thing I could taste was the faux bacon

Tornado Taters with blue cheese dressing

Thumbs up! like a really good potato chip.

Deep Fried Bubblegum

Thumbs down It was a sickening sweet, gooey mess. The “gum” is really marshmallows. Our second place for prettiest in show.

Deep Fried Jalapenos

Thumbs Up! The dipping sauce was ranch dressing. I liked that they were sliced O style instead of the whole pepper.

Deep Fried Fruit Pie (Apple)

Thumbs Up! ERMERGAWD – so good!!! I will dream about these pies. Warm and gooey, sweet and chewy. Loved it!

Deep Fried Snickers

No Thumbs I love Snickers but melting it all together with funnel cake batter on the outside and powdered sugar was not an improvement. Somewhat tasty but too sweet.

Deep Fried Chicken Skin

Thumbs Up!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! The best worst-thing-for-me I’ve ever eaten. I could die happy now.

Deep Fried Guacamole

Thumbs Up! As someone who is very picky about their guac I was very surprised I liked this. The crunchy outside, the smooth center, the perfect salt balance. Ignore the ketchup – did not enhance.

Deep Fried Picnic-on-a-stick

Thumbs down This was bbq chicken, tater tots, and pickles battered and deep fried. Sadly, the whole affair was horribly dry.

Deep Fried Cheese-on-a-stick

No Thumbs Was hoping for cheddar cheese or a blend but it was mozzarella in a corn dog batter. Not the worst thing but did not meet my expectations.

Deep Fried Twinkie

Thumbs Up! Not as sweet as I feared it to be, the center of cream and fluff kinda mixed together and became a new deliciousness.

Deep Fried Cookie Dough

Thumbs Up! Really fantastic. It was the best warm chocolate cookie you’ve ever had. Crazy sweet though so I could only do 2 bites.

Deep Fried Jambalaya

Thumbs Up This was the 2012 Big Tex winner and it was indeed a winner. Rice, chicken, tasty sauce and a bit of sausage all fried in a ball. The only bad thing was the price – it was $4 for the one ball. Other foods usually were 2 balls for that price.

Viva Las Vegas Deep Fried Ice Cream

Thumbs Up and our personal winner for prettiest in show. It tasted like one of those pink Snoballs but cold and creamy. In short, tasty awesomeness.

Deep Fried Mac & Cheese Slider

No Thumbs What you can’t see is that there is a very small and very dry beef patty under the fries. The idea is deep fried mac & cheese square there, the beef patty, the waffle fries (and a bit of ketchup) all in a bun. That said, the Mac & Cheese was really good – the rest not so much. They should omit the “slider” stuff.

Deep Fried Beer

Thumbs down. I was told to put the “ravioli” in my mouth as one piece to get the “beer” taste that never came. It was just dry, slightly yeasty bread. The sauce there is cheese sauce.

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Here’s a damn fine gallery of pics of a hottie named Lexy to help you deal with the next 8 hours. Check out the rest of her pictures here

Guy Raises Grizzly Cub To Maturity After Mom Found Dead – Ned Hardy

Good Reasons To Have A One-Night Stand – Knowd

Only Star Wars girls can help this Navy post: CHARL-1 “C-3PO” (73 Photos) – The Brigade

The 10 Most Disgusting Videos Ever Made – Heavy

9 Twitter Accounts Every Guy Should Follow – Refined Guy

Rihanna looking hot in a slinky dress – Celeb Slam

Kate Upton is Piggish at Some Premiere of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

If tv shows were relationships – College Humor

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst – Linkiest

This Emma Watson GIF is pretty awesome – Celeb Jihad

Hot girls dressed up for Halloween – Double Viking

Kelly Brook Loves Her Boobs and Bum – G-Celeb

Georgia Salpa: Would You Do Stupid Things for This Girl? – The Smoking Jacket

Kim Kardashian and Her Back Fat Take Miami – Yeeeah

She’s Uncoachable: Rosie Roff Gives Us Sexy Time – Uncoached

Awkward Prom Photos at Comic Con – Unreality Mag

How we can troll future generations – Regretful Morning

Thank You Ladies for the Self Shot Photos! – Bro My God

20 Photos of Chickens Wearing Glasses – Ego TV

Fantasy Threesome: Emma Watson & Nina Dobrev – DJ Mick

Kim Kardashian Unfazed By Gas Prices; Fills Up Her Rolls-Royce Ghost – Moe Jackson

Christina Milian In A Snake Cut Out Bikini – Knowd

30 Pictures Of Busty Babes In Black Bras – Super Booyah

When everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

We all know this feeling (saddest GIF in existence)

Awesome Camouflage

How not to parkour 

One lucky bastard

Dat Synchronization

Seasons

Ichiro’s got moves 

White people

How to Paint a Squirrel 

Stiff arm while hurdling 

1. If you can make a reasonable living doing what you love, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.. You may not get rich, but you’ll get to do what you love. Don’t quit your day job until doing what you love pays the bills, but don’t incur big debt getting a law degree or an MBA if you really want to be an artist.
2. It’s amazing how easy life is when you’re honest with yourself and others. This doesn’t mean you should be rude and inconsiderate, but it’s better to be upfront when you have to rather than concealing things and letting them grow.
3. Set up a safety fund. Yes, I know the savings account interest rates suck right now, but having 3-6 months of expenses in readily accessible cash can save you a lot of hassle. It also allows you to loan money to friends when needed (do this judiciously).
4. Start lifting weights yesterday.
5. Don’t get fat.
6. Stand up for yourself. People will do anything for their own personal gain at others‘ expense: Cut in line, take money/property, bully/belittle, guilt- trip… Do not accept this. These people know they’re doing the wrong thing and back down surprisingly quickly when confronted. In a public setting people tend to keep quiet until one person speaks up.
7. Staying in shape is dirt simple. Body fat is dictated by what you eat and your activity. Working out affects 2 things mainly: fat and muscle. Aerobic exercise burns fat and builds a little muscle. Resistance training builds muscle and burns a little fat. If you’re fat you’re eating too much and/or not doing aerobic exercise. Period.
8. There is no greater difference-maker in income than a college degree. I agree that it’s BS, but it’s true. It’s never too late to start. Just attending school looks good on interviews. And many companies offer tuition assistance so it doesn’t have to be that expensive.
9. The biggest disappointments in life are the result of misplaced expectation. Tempering unrealistic expectations of how great something will be can greatly reduce frustration.
10. Understand that at 22 you are at your most energetic and most creative, but your labor is valued very little. All the more reason to 1) stand up for yourself and look for the highest bidder and 2) get that degree.
11. Try to picture us old fucks as the teenagers we used to be. Talk to that person.
12. Stay limber. do lots of stretching every day. eat more vegetables. stay away from meth.
13. LIVE. Experience as many things as you can. Go places. Do things. Do not fall into routine. Do not become comfortable with TV and gadgets. Follow your dreams, and be smart to ensure your success. Take chances. Carpe diem. No one ever achieved anything great through laziness. Don’t let fear stop you from enjoying life.
14. Love is a choice… it’s not magical. You are not destined. There is no such thing as “the one.” Spend enough time with an attractive person, and biology kicks in. So use your head, and find someone you really enjoy spending time with. Cause you’re going to have to do almost everything with this person. The person who makes you feel most relaxed, most like yourself, and accepts you as you are. The person you don’t have to impress. This is your best chance for happiness.
15. If she’s got sexual hangups, and you like sex, find someone else immediately. Only a therapist can cure her.
16. Your credit score is really important. Don’t screw it up.
17. Everything in moderation. Don’t be a slave to any substance, especially food.
18. Don’t smoke cigarettes. If you do, join a program and quit immediately. It’s a total waste. If you want to smoke pot, don’t do it every day. (Harder than you might think.)
19. Don’t get fat.
20. Don’t ignore the obvious. Think with you head, not your heart. Take responsibility. The future is coming, whether you want it to or not.
21. The world is full of bad people who will hurt and control you. Stand up for yourself. Do not pity them. Beware charity cases.
22. Avoid negativity and negative people.
23. Always do what’s right.
24. don’t buy things.. buy EXPERIENCES.
25. That.. is a profound statement. I lived the experience thing at 40 I am doing pretty good for myself. I am uber happy as well incidentally.
26. The girl you love in your twenties (early twenties, at least) probably won’t be the girl you love in your thirties. Much in the same way that women undergo some sort of change between the ages of 18 and 22, guys will change- probably a little later than girls. Out of all my friends, I think they’re all divorced at least once by now.
27. If I could go back, I’d say that pretty much every white-collar job that paid well in 1990 won’t be a good job prospect in 2010. The US is drifting towards a service-based economy, and that’s that.
28. Save money, and start saving early. Not that it’ll help any, of course; the stock market is rigged against the individual investor; saving money with a bank will ensure you’ll get sharped there, too. In fact, you’ll get ripped off no matter what you try to do, and the dollar is probably going to crash long before you’re ready to retire anyway, so either make some highly educated investments in collectibles, or just try to limp by, staying out of debt and packing away what you can in your 401(k) and in the stock market. Not that either will be worth anything in 20-40 years, but who knows.
29. Read more. And not just blogs.
30. Little things that you want but don’t necessarily need cost money, and they add up. This is why nobody in my age bracket seems to have money anymore: that $30/month cell phone (or whatever it costs- I don’t own one), that cable TV, that 42” plasma TV, a new car every few years, etc. But, hell. See rule #3: that money you save this way may not be worth anything by the time the dollar crashes anyway.
31. Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Unless you want to. Might be fun for a while, but- shit, man. It’s crazy.
32. Help your fellow man- the whole “Today you, tomorrow me” thing. Know how to change a tire, jump a car, safely bust a car window when a kid is stuck inside, render first aid, etc. I spent several years as a volunteer firefighter/EMT, and when I started, I didn’t know shit about what to do in an emergency. I even have my extra class ham radio license, if communications go to complete and total shit. That way, I can ask what the weather is like in Santa Monica when Phoenix has been wiped off the map by the world’s first inland tsunami. Not sure how ham radio will help, but all my neighbors will think it’s cool- the ones not dead and stuff, anyway.
33. Those guys you went to high school with? They’ll all be fat and balding. Little tip: it’s the sugar and carbohydrates that make you fat, the soda, the pizza crust, the cake and cookies and candy that everyone else at the office brings in as treats. If you skip those, you might dodge a bullet- and an expanding waistline. Drink ice water.
34. Dream.
35. Learn to ignore some people. Arguments on the Internet are like the proverbial winning at the Special Olympics.
36. Put things in context. 65 million years ago, the dinosaurs died out. We’re still arguing over how T. Rex walked (or ran), much less whether they had a blog. Do things that matter, because time runs out.
37. Be polite, be courteous, and at least dream that civilization can be civil. A society is the sum of its parts.

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Guy Faints On The Slingshot, freaks out when he wakes up still on the ride

This guy is a reporter on Fox 2 here in Detroit. His name is Charlie LeDuff. He is fucking awesome

Newest episode of Adventure Time. one of the greatest things I’ve seen in a very long time

John Mulaney – Why I don’t drink anymore

Sword Fighting As It Was For the Vikings- not as flashy as Hollywood

Best Dr. Mario chain ever

German guy jumps into frozen pool. What could possibly go wrong?

A view into one of many Google Server Buildings

This badass dragged, what seems to be a beached Great White shark back into the ocean

Brandon Rios vs Mike Alvarado

Here’s a mighty fine set of pictures of a damn hot gogo dancer named Dru to help you get through the day. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

Google’s Data Center Is Seriously Photogenic (22 Pics) – Ned Hardy

The 60 Best Natural Breasts Of 2012 – Knowd

Luv’ my country so much…B-2 Stealth motocycle (20 Photos) – The Brigade

The 20 Hottest Photos of Danica Patrick – Heavy

Alison Brie For Nylon of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Model: Emanuela de Paula’s 25 Hottest Pictures – Refined Guy

If Bible Heroes Were More Like You – College Humor

Jessica Alba hates her perfect body – Celeb Slam

Kim Kardashian Slutty Leopard Halloween Costume – Celeb Jihad

Taio Cruz Is a Fan of Sideboob – G-Celeb

Hottest Photos Of Jennifer Lawrence (24 Pics) – Double Viking

Get Your Fresh Peaches Here: Ashley Peaches by GEA Images – The Smoking Jacket

Glasses Up The Sex Appeal of These Bespectacled Beauties – Linkiest

She’s Uncoachable: Renata Sozzi is Quite Attractive – Uncoached

A Great Gallery of Recycled Character Art – Unreality Mag

Nike Dumps Lance Armstrong – Yeeeah

25 Photos of Cats with Lots of Stuff on Them – Ego TV

The Most Amazing Home Run Rob Ever – Bro My God

Underboob – Making the world a better place (28 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Lee Eun Hye Is A Little Cutie – DJ Mick

25 Pictures Of Hair Bra Hotties – Super Booyah

Before & After: Hot Girls Amazing Weight Loss – Knowd

[2003] Worker fell from stairs in construction site, landing on a 45cm drill that entered through one eye and exited the back side of skull. Lost vision in one eye.

[2004] 39 year old construction worker accidentally had nail gun fire 6 8cm nails into face. Recovered completely.

[2010] 30 year old had metal rod lodged after falling off motorcycle. Survived 11hr operation.

[2010] Chinese man fell on top of scissors while decorating house.

[?] 3 years After having ovaries removed, woman went to have xray to examine constant pain and found piece of equipment 20 cm long from surgery.

[2012] 86 year old gardner fell on top of cutter while working. Recovered completely.

[2012] 16 year old Fisherman had an 91cm harpoon fired accidentally by friend while loading his gun. Harpoon penetrated right side of brain. Still recovering.

[2011] Suffering from chronic headaches & respiratory problems, woman went in for xray and found 10cm metal rusted metal sheet from a stabbing suffered while being mugged four years earlier.

[2008] 11 year old had 40cm arrow shot in head accidently by friend while playing. Arrow did not penetrate brain and patient survived completely.

[2011] While on a trip, patient argued with taxi driver over fair and was assaulted in face with a half a meter sword. Patient survived completely without any major damage.

The Dalles, Oregon

From Google: “These colorful pipes are responsible for carrying water in and out of our Oregon data center. The blue pipes supply cold water and the red pipes return the warm water back to be cooled.”

Council Bluffs, Iowa

From Google: “Inside our campus network room, routers and switches allow our data centers to talk to each other. The fiber optic networks connecting our sites can run at speeds that are more than 200,000 times faster than a typical home Internet connection. The fiber cables run along the yellow cable trays near the ceiling.”

Hamina, Finland

From Google: “Different data centers offer different amenities. This conference room, inside our Hamina location, is just outside a sauna area which is available for employees whenever they like.”

The Dalles, Oregon

From Google: “Steam rises above the cooling towers in The Dalles data center in Oregon. These plumes of water vapor create a quiet mist at dusk.”

Council Bluffs, Iowa

From Google: “This family of deer have moved in next to our Council Bluffs, Iowa center.”

The Dalles, Oregon

From Google: “Mike Barham swaps out a motherboard. When server parts break, we first try to repair them. If we can’t, we break them up into raw materials (steel, plastic, copper, etc.) and recycle the components.”

Hamina, Finland

From Google: “A beautiful landscape forms during winter in Finland, as the gulf ices over and creates a picturesque view.”

Berkeley County, South Carolina

From Google: “In case anything should happen to our data, we have it all backed up. One of the places we back up information is here in our tape library. Robotic arms (visible at the end of the aisle) assist us in loading and unloading tapes when we need to access them.”

Hamina, Finland

From Google: “Server floors like these require massive space and efficient power to run the full family of Google products for the world. Here in Hamina, Finland, we chose to renovate an old paper mill to take advantage of the building’s infrastructure as well as its proximity to the Gulf of Finland’s cooling waters.”

Douglas County, Georgia

From Google: “Blue LEDs on this row of servers tell us everything is running smoothly. We use LEDs because they are energy efficient, long lasting and bright.”