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Dad Booked 6 Flights To Spend Christmas With Flight Attendant Daughter

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Man Books 6 Flights To Spend Christmas With Flight Attendant Daughter

Like many unlucky employees, Pierce Vaughan wasn’t fortunate enough to get the holidays off work this year. As a flight attendant, she instead spent Christmas Eve and Christmas Day on several Delta Airlines flights, miles away from home.

Pierce could have easily spent the holiday without seeing a single family member in person. But her dad, Hal Vaughan, had another plan in mind. He booked a whopping six plane trips so that he could be on every one of Pierce’s flights during Christmas.

In a Facebook post, Mike Levy said he met Hal on one of those flights and posted the photos (above).

“I had the pleasure of sitting next to Hal on my flight back home,” Levy wrote. “His daughter Pierce was our flight attendant who had to work over Christmas. Hal decided he would spend the holiday with her. So, he is flying on each of her flights today and tomorrow around the country to spend time with his daughter for Christmas. What a fantastic father! Wish you both a very Merry Christmas!”

Pierce said her father made it on every flight and “even got first class RSW-DTW” calling it a “Christmas miracle”.

She also thanked Levy for being a “great first class passenger & helping us understand how cool this actually is!”

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A Few Videos Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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Donkey reunites with old friend

 

Their gym teacher wore Jordan 13’s that he got in 1998 until the soles wore out. His students bought him a brand new pair for Christmas

 

Friends For 34 Years Reunite After 13 Years Apart

“After a stroke in 2007 left my father with severe brain trauma and 13+ years apart, my dad’s best friend Gene dropped all his Christmas plans and drove from Oklahoma to Cibolo, Texas just to see his buddy.”

 

Boy Reunites With His Cat That Was Missing For 7 Months

 

Vet Cures Paralyzed Kitten

 

He’s doing what he can

 

Shirley Curry, known for her Skyrim let’s play videos, records reading of The Night Before Christmas for all her young followers who don’t have anyone else to read them a bedtime story

 

Bus Driver Saves suicidal woman

 

MLB rookie Brady Singer uses new contract to pay off parents’ debt for Christmas

 

Mother Dog Elated After Reunited With Her Puppies

 

Girl spent her break helping a disabled man eat his meal

 

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A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful

The Dumping Grounds

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Watch: How One Chef Runs the Biggest Buffet in Las Vegas

 

Man Reviews Scotch While His Wife Packs Up Her Things and Leaves Him in The Background

 

Package thief caught by bad ass neighbor

 

Audio engineer explains how he keeps Ozzy sounding good in concert

 

Meet A Professional Poo Diver

 

REZZ – Live at Red Rocks Amphitheatre 2018

 

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Linkage

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The Joys, Hardships, And Logistical Challenges Of Life With A 10.5 Inch Penis – Thrillist

How to Make Money as a Financial Dominatrix – Ceara Lynch

7 Ways to Age Well in 2019 – NY Times

Sorry Every Other TV’s Gonna Suck After You See This One – Amazon

How Do You Teach Kids To Be Honest? – NPR

The good, the bad, and the ugly of England’s universal health-care system – The Week

8 things every person should do before 8 am – Ladders

Hallmark Movies Reinforce White Supremacy, Says Liberal Writer – Pluralist

How To Avoid Toxic People: 5 Simple Secrets That Will Make You Happier – Barking Up The Wrong Tree

All the Cars I Convinced People Not to Buy in 2018 – Jalopnik

19 Uncomfortable Things You Need to Start Doing for Yourself in 2019 – Marc And Angel

This Spider-Gwen Cosplay is pretty rad – Leenks

8 Ways to Avoid Stupid Arguments with Your Girlfriend – Knowledge For Men

Sam Hanratty Got Them Teets On of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

200 Deep Questions To Ask If You Really Want To Get To Know Someone – Thought Catalog

Awesome podcast about the ins and outs and the workings of a car dealership – This American Life

I’m a financial planner – here are the 7 questions my richest clients ask – Business Insider

Meet Insta Model Lara Ashley – G-Celeb

One of the best pillows you will ever lay your head on! – Amazon

Brazil is offering prisoners powerful psychedelic Ayahuasca to reduce recidivism – Alternet

How happy, healthy, and secure are Americans? A Gallup survey reveals how Americans from different states rate their well-being – National Geographic

Meet Saints LB Alex Anzalone’s Fiance Lindsey Cooper – Sports Gossip

Teaching Your Son the RIGHT WAY to Handle a Bully – Brass Pills

7 Ways To Be The Man She Needs You To Be – Average2Alpha

I upgraded the motors on my kid’s Grave Digger Power Wheels to make it twice as fast – Instructables

8 Harvard University Courses You Can Take Right Now, for Free – Big Think

How to build a startup while having a full-time job — according to people who did it – The Next Web

Everything I know about a good death I learned from my cat – The Verge

Prison-produced podcast lets you listen to real stories of incarcerated life – Ear Hustle

4 Men with 4 Very Different Incomes Open Up About the Lives They Can Afford – Esquire

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Happy New Year!

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Hey I just want to thank all of you for coming to the site everyday, I truly appreciate your support. Even though we don’t see eye to eye on some things, I’m glad to have these different perspectives and opinions, as it has helped me break break free from my echo chamber.

This year I’m going to introduce a lot of new awesome ideas into the site and make it better than ever! If you have any suggestions and feedback, please don’t hesitate to let me know. The site will be back to its regular updates on Wednesday. Anyways, be safe, don’t drink and drive, use a damn condom, don’t stick your dick in crazy, invest in that damn 401K and have a fucking Happy New Year!

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The First Dose Of Motivation For The New Year!

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The Daily Man-Up

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“Whatever happened to our dreams?

The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I’m sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out ahead of us. We see the same things each day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us. And no, I don’t have all the answers. I don’t know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn’t involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of someday easing my fit into a mold. It doesn’t involve tempering my life to better fit someone’s expectations. It doesn’t involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up. This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can:

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.”

― Randall Munroe

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A Few Glorious Videos For Your Consideration

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That wasn’t ladylike

 

Secondhand embarrassment is a real thing

 

Ok girls, act like you’re having a great time

 

Sign language interpreter at Lamb Of God concert

 

This is my 2018 in a nutshell

 

Just goes to show you can achieve anything you put your mind to

 

Cholo gets knocked the F out!

 

Dumbass tries stealing bike in front of police station, immediately gets arrested

 

911 Call of Man Clinging to Car Hood

 

Rehearsing without costumes

 

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Colorado State University: Saying ‘Long Time, No See,’ ‘You Guys,’‘Freshman’ is Offensive

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Students at Colorado State University (CSU), apparently, should no longer say “long time, no see,” “you guys” or “freshman,” because those terms are not considered “inclusive language.”

That’s according to a student, Katrina Leibee, who writes for the campus paper, The Rocky Mountain Collegian. Leibee met with Zahra Al-Saloom, director of diversity and inclusion at CSU, who showed her an entire packet of terms and phrases considered contrary to the university’s mission of fostering inclusion.

“One of these phrases was ‘long time, no see,’ which is viewed as derogatory towards those of Asian descent,” wrote Leibee.

The packet says the phrase originally mocked “Native Americans or Chinese pidgin English” without providing an ounce of historical context. It suggests saying the flaccid, unmeasured, structureless, “I haven’t seen you in a while” in the phrase’s place.

“We were told that the popular term ‘you guys’ was not inclusive of all genders, and we should instead replace it with ‘y’all,’” she wrote. “We were told to use the term ‘first-year’ instead of ‘freshman,’ because ‘freshman’ is not inclusive of all genders.”

“A countless amount of words and phrases have been marked with a big, red X and defined as non-inclusive,” she continued. “It has gotten to the point where students should carry around a dictionary of words they cannot say.”

When the CSU student confronted the campus language commissars about the fact that nowhere in the country are phrases like “long time, no see” being regulated, she was given empty platitudes about making the world a better place where she stands.

Even if the world isn’t good, you should be good,” one superior told her. “CSU abides by the principles of community, and we want to make it an inclusive space.”

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Blanche Monnier Spent 25 Years Locked In An Attic, Just Because She Loved The Wrong Man

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The disturbing picture above is not a still shot from a horror movie, but rather is a hospital-room photo of Blanche Monnier, a French girl who was kept captive for 25 years in a padlocked, shuttered room where she was forced to live amidst pests, rats, human excrement, and filth.  Her discovery occurred on May 23, 1901 after the Paris Attorney General received an anonymous letter indicating a woman was being held captive in a home located on “21 rue de la Visitation” street in a wealthy neighborhood of Poiters, France.

The anonymous letter read in part:

“Monsieur Attorney General: I have the honor to inform you of an exceptionally serious occurrence. I speak of a spinster who is locked up in Madame Monnier’s house, half starved, and living on a putrid litter for the past twenty-five years – in a word, in her own filth.”

The Attorney General notified local police and asked them to investigate but nobody expected anything to come of it.   According to police who knew the area well, the only two people living at the address mentioned in the letter were Madame Louise Monnier and her middle-aged son Marcel.   Both Monniers had lived exemplary lives, Marcel was  a law school graduate and a former sub-prefect.   Madame Monnier’s husband, Emile, had been the head of the local arts faculty prior to his death in 1879 while Madame Monnier herself belonged to the illustrious Poitier family (the city was named for them).  She had even received an award from the Committee of Good Works for her philanthropic deeds.

Some of the older police officers were able to recall one other strange detail however.   Madame Monnier had a beautiful daughter named Blanche who had apparently vanished without a trace twenty-five years earlier.    Amazingly enough, the disappearance of a young socialite had somehow taken place without any police investigation or alarm being raised by her own family.  Despite the odd nature of the disappearance, nobody  had any idea of what would follow or the heartbreaking story that had remained hidden for decades.  

When the police arrived, they proceeded to search the house and quickly found an upstairs room which had been padlocked shut.  Breaking the door open, they were horrified to find Blanche Monnier, naked, emaciated, and  with her head buried under the covers.  According to an account by one of the officers:

We immediately gave the order to open the casement window.  This was done with great difficulty, for the old dark-colored curtains fell down in a heavy shower of dust.  To open the shutters, it was necessary to remove them from their right hinges.  As soon as light entered the room, we noticed, in the back, lying on a bed, her head and body covered by a repulsively filthy blanket, a woman identified as Mademoiselle Blanche Monnier.  The unfortunate woman was lying completely naked on a rotten straw mattress.  All around her was formed a sort of crust made from excrement, fragments of meat, vegetables, fish, and rotten bread.  We also saw oyster shells and bugs running across Mademoiselle Monnier’s bed.  The air was so unbreathable, the odor given off by the room was so rank, that it was impossible for us to stay any longer to proceed with our investigation.

Terrified at the sight of strangers, Blanche continued to hide her head under a blanket.  She was quickly wrapped in a blanket and taken to a hospital in Paris for observation.  Weighing a mere 55 pounds at the time of her discovery,  Blanche seemed incapable of any kind of coherent speech and was visibly frightened at being exposed to sunlight.  As they would later discover, she hadn’t seen the sun in nearly 25 years.   Police examining the miserable cell where she had been kept found the word “Liberte” (Liberty) scrawled across the walls.  They also determined that Blanche hadn’t worn clothing for the previous twenty years and her only friends were the rats that scrambled to eat the crumbs scattered on the floor of her room. Even as police were sending her off to hospital, Blanche’s elderly mother simply sat in the living room, apparently stunned at what was happening.

After police finished searching the house, they then proceeded to question Madame Monnier and her son.  While Marcel continued to bluster and insisted that his sister was  “foul, angry, overly excited, and full of rage”,  the doctors examining her at the hospital simply saw a frail and almost mute middle-aged woman who seemed excited at being given a bath and given new clothes.  It was only after both Monniers were arrested that police interrogators managed to unravel the entire horrific story.

Twenty-five years earlier, Blanche had been a vivacious and attractive 25-year-old socialite facing pressure from her mother to find a suitable husband.  Among her many suitors happened to be an older attorney who lived nearby with whom Blanche fell in love.  After becoming intimate, it was her announcement to her family that she wanted to marry this attorney that the trouble began.   Her mother was adamantly opposed to the match.  Not only was the attorney much older than Blanche was but he had little money of his own.  For this reason, Madame Monnier insisted that Blanche find someone more suitable. 

When Blanche threatened to elope, her family took extreme action.  They locked Blanche up in an upstairs bedroom and insisted that she would only be released if she agreed to never see her intended again. Though Madame Monnier and the rest of her family likely thought Blanche would give in, she remained adamant.  As the years passed, Blanche stayed in her prison with no sunlight and only being fed scraps from her mother’s meals.  Even after her lover died in 1885, the imprisonment continued while her family told everyone that she had disappeared. 

But it wasn’t just the Monniers who were part of the conspiracy to keep Blanche imprisoned. Various servants would later testify that they had often heard Blanche’s pleas to be released but didn’t say anything, whether due to loyalty to their employers, belief that Blanche was insane, or fear of being arrested as accessories to her imprisonment.  To this day, nobody knows who wrote the note that eventually secured Blanche’s release.  Whether it was a servant or someone who had heard about her secondhand is anybody’s guess.

Blanche’s mother, Madame Monnier Demarconnay, was arrested the next day and imprisoned at around six o’clock in the evening.  Despite the precautions of the police, a surging crowd gathered at the prison with shouts of hatred and revenge.  Madame Monnier Demarconnay was immediately placed in the infirmary (she suffered from heart disease) where she unexpectedly died 15 days later.  It was said that her last words were spoken to the doctors who entered the room just moments before she died.  They recalled that she cried out, “Ah, my poor Blanche!”

Her brother, Marcel, stood trial alone, accused of being his mother’s accomplice.  The trial opened on October 7, 1901.  Four days later, Marcel was found guilty and sentenced to 15 months in prison. The judgment on October 11 raised applause in the courtroom and outside on the Palace Square, the crowd showed their approval, screaming and shouting hostile threats at the convicted man.  Marcel immediately appealed the verdict and in a judgment announced on November 20, 1901, the court of appeal found that he had exercised no violence on the woman and hence, he was acquitted and released from jail.

Although Blanche Monnier did put on some weight over time, she never regained her sanity. She died in a Blois psychiatric hospital in 1913, 12 years after she was discovered captive in her room.

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Life Isn’t All Sunshine And Rainbows

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Elderly Florida man kills wife, himself after saying he could not care for her, cops say

An 82-year-old Polk County man shot and killed his elderly wife before turning the gun on himself after telling family members he could no longer care for her medical needs, according to the Sheriff’s Office.

Polk County deputies responded to a home on Highway 559 in Polk City Saturday night, spokesman Brian Bruchey said. They found the bodies of Henry Stanekci and his wife, Nancy Stanecki, 79.

Deputies say Henry Stanecki called his brother shortly before 10 p.m. and told him he had just shot his wife. The brother said Stanecki was worried about his wife’s failing health and was unable to care for her due to his own health issues.

Deputies say Henry Stanecki was found with two gunshot wounds. The couple had been married for 28 years, authorities said.

 

A white rhino is dehorned at a rhino farm, Klerksdorp, NW Province, South Africa

The Chinese government made a devastating announcement reversing a 25 year ban on the sale and use of Rhinoceros and Tiger products. It will allow the use of powdered rhino horns and tiger bones for “medical research or in healing” from farmed rhinos and tigers in government certified Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) hospitals

 

The moment Volcano Tsunami from Anak Krakatau hits the ground in Indonesia today, killed the band members and more than 50 other people in the area

 

Courant exclusive: More than 1,000 pages of documents reveal Sandy Hook shooter Adam Lanza’s dark descent into depravity (article)

Among the newly obtained documents is further proof that Lanza was captivated by the act of murder. Recovered from his computer was a spreadsheet that Lanza produced over at least four years, from 2006 to 2010 — a list, chilling in its complexity, of mass killings dating to 1786.

In the spreadsheet, the killers are arranged not by date or alphabetically, but by numbers of people killed. The 17 columns of information include type of weapon, nature of the location, day of the week, and fate of the shooter. The spreadsheet appears to have been last updated in 2010 or 2011. It does not include Anders Breivik of Norway, who killed 77 people in two attacks in July 2011.

“It’s as if he was looking to see where he would fit in on the list,” said Schwartz.

O’Toole, the FBI profiler, said she was struck by the sterile, sanitized, and precise nature of the spreadsheet, devoid as it is of any commentary, flourish, or an emphasis on one shooter over another.

O’Toole said this document took time, effort, and commitment, and therefore was important to Lanza.

By the summer of 2012, Lanza himself appeared to dismiss the meticulous record, posting in a gamer chatroom that he no longer cared about the rankings of mass killers. But the list belied his clinical fascination with the weapons and tactics of mass murder.

 

These Amazon Reviews posted by real life Serial Killer Todd Kohlpepp in 2014

 

GRAPHIC EDUCATIONAL VIDEO “Learn how to become a crime scene cleaner”

 

Man accused of killing 5-year-old boy searched for ‘most painful torture’ techniques (article)

Steven Ingalls is accused of the asphyxiation and intentional overdose death of Brayson Price.

The child’s mother, Meghan Price, faces conspiracy to commit murder and neglect charges.

“The apartment was a small two-bedroom apartment. The argument is it’s impossible for this much violence without the other person not waking up and knowing what’s going on,” said Prosecutor Steve Sonnega. “They were both there. Mr. Ingalls took the position as a caregiver living with the mother.”

Ingalls called Mooresville police on the morning of Nov. 23, 2016, to report an unresponsive child.

While Brayson was rushed to the hospital, the first officer on the scene spotted “a large amount of blood in the bedroom” where the boy was found.

“Things just didn’t look right,” Detective Chad Richhard is quoted as saying in court documents.

During the initial stage of the investigation, Richhart told the court he was able to examine the cell phones of both Ingalls and Price.

Ingalls, Price’s boyfriend since 2014 and the father of the couple’s toddler son also named Steven, allegedly used his cell phone to conduct internet searches the month before Brayson’s death with topic lines such as, “kill my mentally retarded step-son, torture techniques, beat child with fragile X abuse, I want to kill my autistic child, painful ways to die, most painful torture,” according to the PC.

 

The Mind of a Cartel Hitman

 

Interview with former Mexican Mafia leader Rene ‘Boxer’ Enriquez

 

64 year old man slips into the road and gets run over three times before someone stops to help. He didn’t make it

 

Antonio Barbeau, 13, & Nathan Paape, 13, beat Barbeau’s great-grandmother to death with a hatchet & hammer. After, they stole $133 & purchased pizza & weed. (article)

After the attack, the boys stole jewelry and money from Olson’s home and a day later tried to cover up the crime by parking Olson’s unlocked car at a Sheboygan bowling alley and leaving the jewelry inside it in hopes someone would steal the vehicle and be implicated in her death.

 

The 14 year old kid who suffered from cancer’s finally goodbye to his viewers before he passed

 

A man got terminal cancer and his wife had to go back to work to pay for it. She was one of the teachers killed at Santa Fe high school

 

Michael Jackson’s daughter uploading photoshopped pictures of them together on father’s day is pretty heartbreaking

 

A “Human Zoo” in Belgium, 1905

 

Norwegian man discusses murder of person he says raped and abused him on 4chan, then posts pic of the murder scene (Norwegian news article)

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The Dumping Grounds

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Five teens charged for murder after throwing rocks

 

Driving through the east side of Detroit New Years 2019. The gunfire is constant

 

Demonstration of how easy it is to spread misinformation on the Internet – The Eight Spiders myth.

 

Squatter Comes At Nashville TV News Crew With Axe

 

How Much MONEY Do Twitch Streamers REALLY Make? (Inside Look from a Top Streamer)

 

Remember when Dane Cook was the most popular comedian and suddenly a ton of dudebros thought they could do comedy? This was the result

 

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Linkage

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This webcomic is the true account of a 16-year-old who is kidnapped in the middle of the night and sent to a cult run by teenagers. This is not fiction – Elan

Going Dumb: My Year With a Flip Phone – Wired

This kevlar phone case is super light and virtually indestructable – Amazon

Californian law change means pet shops can sell only rescued animals – BBC

How to Be Thankful For Your Life by Changing Just One Word – James Clear

Can You Reverse the Horrible Long-Term Effects of Drugs with Exercise, Food and Vitamins? – VICE

The mystery behind United’s secret, ultra-elite airline status – Quartz

Forty-Five Things I Learned in the Gulag – Paris Review

I Was A Cable Guy. I Saw The Worst Of America – Huffpost

The Lyrics That Defined 2018 – Pitchfork

This 707-HP Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 6×6 Has a Hellcat V8 Under the Hood – Maxim

10 Minutes of Mindfulness Changes Your Reactions – HBR

Three Guys Who Stay Up All Night, Every Night – Mel Magazine

A damn fine collection of bewbs and awesomeness – Leenks

21 Hidden Smartphone Superpowers – Consumer Reports

Living paycheck to paycheck is disturbingly common: ‘I see no way out.’- WaPo

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Wet Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Stop Giving Toxic People Your Time – Darius Foroux

19 Reasons You Did Not Achieve Any of Your Goals This Year – Entrepreneur

I just bought this AirFryer and it is the shit! Juciest chicken breasts I ever cooked – Amazon

Nina Agdal Topless Goddess – Hollywood Tuna

Eight Simple Things You Can Do Right Now to Put Yourself on a Better Financial Trajectory – The Simple Dollar

A family of three making less than $105,000 a year in San Francisco qualifies for public housing assistance – Curbed

Netflix vs Disney: A Year of Warfare Likely Will Escalate In 2019 – Hollywood Reporter

What makes a sentence a masterpiece? – Aeon

Salma Hayek, Olivia Culpo and Other Random Hotties – G-Celeb

The Top 5 Ways For Men to Avoid Being Falsely Accused of Sexual Assault – Brass Pills

Beautiful Ava Fabian Drops her Bra (nsfw) – BB Blog

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The Daily Man-Up: The Beginners Guide To Goal Setting

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Setting goals is a fundamental component to long-term success. The basic reason for this is that you can’t get where you are trying to go until you clearly define where that is. Research studies show a direct link between goals and enhanced performance in business. Goals help you focus and allocate your time and resources efficiently, and they can keep you motivated when you feel like giving up.

1. Think about the “big picture.

Ask yourself some important questions about what you want for your life. The answers to this question can be as general as “I want to be happy,” or “I want to help people,” or “I want to be fit.”

  • These general statements can help hone in on the things that really matter to you. Recognizing the things you value will guide your decision-making and keep you focused on your end goals.
  • Think of the answers to your “big picture” questions as things you hope to attain 10, 15, or 20 years from now.

2. Break the “big picture” down into smaller and more specific goals

Consider areas of your life that you either want to change or that you feel you would like to develop with time. Begin to ask yourself questions about what you’d like to achieve in each area and how you would like to approach it within a five year timeframe.

  • In terms of your career, you may ask yourself what your ideal job is. What steps do you need to take to get that job? What are the roadblocks? Do you need a specific degree or certificate?
  • With financial goals, you may want to consider where the money will come from. How much money you will need to live comfortably? What are the best ways to spend or invest money? Do you want a house, new car, or to begin a retirement plan?
  • When it comes to family, do you want to have children, and if so, when? Do you want to have biological children, or are you open to adoption or having stepchildren?
  • In thinking about romantic goals, you may consider the type of relationship you want (long-term partner, marriage, open-relationship, etc.), and how you will prioritize the time spent with a partner. What are the characteristics of a mate that make them a good fit for you?
  • In terms of education, think about what course of study you’d like to pursue. Are you going to school to further you career? What types of courses do you need to complete for advancement at work? Are there alternate ways to enter the career you want, like apprenticeships or internships?
  • In thinking about physical goals, consider whether changes need to be made to make you healthy. What can you do to maintain good health into old age? Think about whether there are specific physical challenges you want to meet such as a major mountain climbing expo or a marathon.

3. Use the SMART method to create actionable goals

SMART is a mnemonic used by life coaches, motivators, HR departments, and educators for a system of goal identification, setting, and achievement. Every letter in SMART stands for an adjective that describes an effective way to set goals.

  • Specific. When setting goals, they should answer the highly specific questions of who, what, where, when, and why. Instead of the general goal, “I want to get into shape,” try for a specific goal, “I want to run my first half-marathon this year.”
  • Measurable. In order for us to track our progress, goals should be quantifiable. “I’m going to walk more” is far more difficult to track and measure than “Everyday I’m going to walk around the track 16 times.”
  • Attainable. It is important to evaluate your situation honestly and recognize which goals are realistic, and which are a little far-fetched. Instead of, “I am going to be this nation’s Mother Teresa,” (while admirable) it might be more realistic to say, “I am going to volunteer four nights a week at my local soup kitchen.”
  • Relevant. Is this goal relevant to your life and to the “big picture” questions you have already asked yourself? Some good questions to ask yourself when figuring this out are: does it seem worthwhile? Is now the right time for this? Does this match my needs?
  • Time-related. Setting a “due date” to meet goals not only keeps you on track, but it prevents pesky daily roadblocks from getting in the way. Instead of saying “I’m going to get my college degree”, you might consider saying, “I’m going to get my B.A. in 4 years.”

4. Make each goal a positive statement

Once you’ve done the brainstorming and considered how to make your goals SMART, it’s time to solidify them. Using positive statements is a direct way to affirm your commitment to completing your goals. “if you would like to achieve ___ in 5 years, you have the roadmap for setting necessary goals for next year, next month, next week, tomorrow, and today.

  • If your goal is to transfer from a junior college to a university within the year, you can investigate the school you want to transfer to online today, make an appointment to speak to a matriculation counselor by the end of the week, visit the school at the end of the month, and plan to request letters of recommendation in 6 months.
  • If you want to own your own tattoo shop in the next 6 months, you can canvas neighborhoods for an adequate location tomorrow, contact your bank about personal and small business loans next month, and place an online ad for talented tattoo artists in two months.
  • If your goal is to run your first marathon in 8 months, you can call friends who run for tips tonight, ask for shoe recommendations tomorrow, join a running club next week, and begin intensive training in 6 months.

5. Set priorities

At any given moment, you have a number of goals all in different states of completion. Deciding which goals are more important, or time-sensitive, than others is crucial. If you have a college interview scheduled on the same day as a training session for your big half-marathon, the interview would take precedent as it is far more time-sensitive, and probably more important.

6. Keep incremental goals small

It can be overwhelming to think about your end goal. If all you say to yourself is, “I have to get married, I have to find someone to marry me,” you are missing the incremental goals that form the base of the large goal. Refocus and gain some perspective. Think about creating an online dating profile, meeting someone your friend think you might hit it off with, or joining a social club.

7. Keep track of your progress

Journaling is a great way to keep track of both personal and professional progress. Checking in with yourself and acknowledging the progress made towards a certain goal is key to staying motivated.

  • Asking a friend with similar goals to buddy-up with you is a great way to keep you motivated and to make sure you hit your goal target dates. Consider pairing up with a fellow student facing the same application deadlines if you are applying for school, or another new, emerging artist if you are applying for artist residencies, fellowships, and grants.

8. Reward your accomplishments

Acknowledge when you have reached goals and allow yourself to celebrate accordingly. Take this time to assess the goal process–from inception to completion.

  • If you feel it took too long to achieve this goal, examine you stumbling blocks. Was your goal reasonable? Are there skills you may need to acquire before attempting to complete other goals?
  • If you learned something about the way you work towards meeting your goal, is it something that can be applied to other goals? If you really learned how to be proactive with work communications, is that a skill that can be used when you want to find out the status of your school matriculation status?

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When you nut but she keeps suckin

 

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When my wife suggests I make a second trip to the car for the bags

 

When my wife says she wants to have a baby

 

When I see my ex and she’s gotten super out of shape just like i knew she would because of her poor diet and lack of exercise

 

When the dead guy at a funeral didn’t tell anyone he had a twin and everyone sees his twin for the first time

 

When I’m in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me sits down and whispers “I hope you’re hungry today” 

 

When I found out the bullied kid’s family is racist

 

When someone says ‘New Year, New Me’

 

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