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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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How do inmates make wine in prison?

Personally, I never met anyone who could make a smooth ass kicking batch of mash better than I! My recipe and procedure of manufacturing I never shared with anyone till today. I spent almost 2 years experimenting with different ingredients and different techniques. I just didn’t like the taste of other peoples mash. I wanted to find the perfect ingredients and best taste. As is with many things in life, sometimes simple is better! Alcohol is actually very easy to produce. Even an apple falling off a tree ferments on the ground with the sugar turning to alcohol. I’ll list the ingredients and how to make it all. Most guys use Yeast in their brew, not me. Yeast only makes it cook faster, gives a yeast taste, produces a lot of gas and odor. Plus it just doesn’t seem to produce as much alcohol doing it that way. I prefer slow cooking mine. It’s all so simple to do. 

Matt’s Long Week Iced Tea

Use a 1 gallon jug
Fill jug 2/3 with Iced Tea
Add 1 cup of Fruit Cocktail
Add 2 cups of sugar
Put the top on the jug loosely to let gas escape
Set jug in the corner somewhere and let sit for 7 to 9 days

Nothing needs to be done with it till it’s done. I always monitor the progress by taking a small taste each day after about 5 days. Enzymes in the brew eat the sugar and turn it to alcohol. But after it turns to alcohol it then it the begins to turn into vinegar. The trick is to taste it frequently. At first it will be extremely sweet. But after 4- 5 days you’ll notice less and less sweet taste and more alcohol taste. If you monitor it at least once a day then you won’t have a problem figuring out just when to pull it up. You want to pull it up when you taste nothing but alcohol. It won’t taste sweet, nor bitter, just taste like Vodka almost. When it’s ready, pour out the juice and separate the juice from the fruits. The Fruit Cocktail you can eat. Be careful, it’s VERY potent and will get you plastered drunk by itself! The juice left over will get about 4 people nice and buzzed. The taste will be very smooth but with one hell of a kick! This my friends is Matt’s Long Week Iced Tea!

– Matthew Holmes

 

 

What are Dylann Roof’s current living conditions in prison?

On April 22, 2017, Dylann Roof arrived at USP Terre Haute, the location of the federal death row for men and the federal execution chamber and where all executions by the federal government take place. Source: Dylann Roof is now on federal death row in Indiana

A bleak existence

Sister Rita Clare Gerardot of the Sisters of Providence at Saint Mary-of-the-Woods has told the Tribune-Star that facing execution is a bleak existence at the prison.

While she herself has never been inside the special confinement unit, she said she has heard descriptions of it from David Paul Hammer and others who have experienced it first-hand.

They are in a small cell by themselves. All their meals are pushed through a slot. There is no recreation, but they can go out of their cells three times a week into cages,” she said.

The cells contain a bed, toilet, shower and a chair connected to a desk, she said. And there is a small color television in each cell — color only because black-and-white TVs are no longer available.

The inmates can speak to other nearby inmates at the fronts of their cells, she said, and they have a limited amount of time when they can use a telephone and access email, and have access to a library. If a friend or relative sends money for commissary, the inmates can order additional food or clothing beyond what is provided by the prison.

Truthfully, I don’t know how they keep their sanity,” Gerardot said.

Time drags on at Death Row, USP Terre Haute

 

 

How corrupt is Wall Street?

In 1999, as a 24 year old, I was hired by Morgan Stanley Dean Witter as a financial advisor. In my brief time in this industry, I saw the markets skyrocket and crash! It was an unforgettable and amazing experience and I’m grateful for the early lessons but frankly, it made me very cynical about the “real value” of Wall Street. Who really is making money? So, in my opinion, there’s primarily three types of people that really make money in the market.

First are the people given shares of stock at a company they work for. These people make money out of no effort and stroke of genius of their own (regarding their company’s stock value) but because the stock market says “the shares you were given at $4 ea, we value them at $28 ea and you have 10,000 shares!” Great! If they sell, they just made $240,000 “from the market.” Notice they didn’t invest a dime. This is where you want to be.

The second type of person that makes money is the financial advisors and the portfolio managers. This is because they charge a percentage fee and they get paid whether you make money or not. So this class of professionals are trying to gather as many assets as they can and they’re paid a percentage. it ranges from 1 to 50% (Google ‘successful’ hedge fund managers fees) 1% of $600m in a portfolio that lost 35% of it’s value by bad investment or market conditions is still a $6,000,000 pay check. Therefore, the name of the game is get as many assets as they can into their portfolio or under their “book.” The reality is, when markets go down, people get angry with their “broker” and leave, say Morgan Stanley, and they go to, say, AG Edwards and at the same time, the people pissed by those same market conditions at AG Edwards pull their assets and go to Morgan Stanley and the assets flow back and forth and around all the financial firms. Brokers / Hedge fund managers, etc. they are very rarely responsible for anything more than just being able to enjoy market conditions. When markets crash they simply say, “No one saw this coming!” In 2000, 2008, and the crash tbd’d they sing the same song. notice this group had also invested none of their own money. this is also a great place to be.

The third group are the Financial Analysts and industry around making finance look complicated. Simple point and case forever engrained in my experience. While with Morgan Stanley Dean Witter they touted their award winning analysts and encouraged us to of course push stocks they deemed “buy” worthy. You know how it works. So, in my first year, 1999, Morgan Stanley’s Mary Meeker was bonused $15m in 1999 for her stock recommendations. She was the star. We pushed her 20x stock portfolio to all our clients and until the markets crashed, they were great and she was a genius. However, by the end of 2000, 1/2 of her buy, strong buy stocks were bankrupt and out of business. People lost all their money on those stocks following my advice following her advice (and of course other analysts – she wasn’t alone and I don’t mean to single her out except it became a memorable joke with my Morgan friends, because we wished we had her job). Instead, I had invested friend’s and family money and it really stung. I couldn’t help but see that none of them could recoup their money from those bankrupt stocks but Mary, and all the other all-star analysts of 1999 didn’t give their 1999 bonus back. They were making money whether my clients were or not. That’s how the game works. Notice the motif. None of these groups used their own money. Wall Street is an insider’s game. Your money is their gain.

– Brian Court

 

Why do bakeries throw away so much good food at the end of the day instead of donating it?

The restaurant I run has to literally throw away sometimes $10 000 worth of cooked food a day because the charities REFUSE to accept the food.

We have award winning chefs and cooks prepare our meals – and we have won NUMEROUS awards.

Many times if the company goes on a catering event – during which we handle large accounts, the businesses don’t bother to take the left over food after catering and there is still a truckload left.

The guests barely eat a plate and we have table of servings which never get served at all.

The guests barely eat and now we have a van full of food in our warmers, trays, fridges which we spent the time preparing with care – for hours or days upon end.

The staff takes some home – but there is many times so much left that it can fill a walk in fridge several times over.

We can not serve most of that food to our next clients because it is not in the contract – which leaves PLENTY of food uneaten and fully available to be given for charity or donation.

I have called many many many times to the Salvation Army and other homeless shelters and charities – and they will not pick it up unless it is not prepared (basically it has to be groceries prior to being cooked or prepped) – which makes no sense; because if we have the groceries – then they will be used for the catering event.

Often we have hundreds of racks of ribs, beef brisquit, pork, soups, baked goods or cooked chicken or large bowls of salad, fresh baked bread, sliced vegetables or fruit – like earlier posted…enough to fill a walk in fridge several times – and this is the leftover uneaten food which was never put onto anybody’s plate.

The charities refuse to take them because it was already cooked…even if it’s only an hour old, they won’t touch it.

They say for health reasons…which is bullshit – because I and my team are very concerned about food safety ourselves – and would never serve food which is going bad in any fashion.

However, Salvation Army won’t even consider it – even though they turn away several hundred people a day from their food lines.

What we have left over is among the best food you will ever eat – and sadly we can’t set up tables in a park and serve it to homeless or poor – because our business license will be taken away.

Shelters won’t take the food, Salvation Army won’t take the food – and we have next to no place to keep storing it.

I have tried for weeks upon end to try to give this food away – which nobody will accept.

I ended up giving away three or four vans full of food to friends so that they could give them to homeless people…but it can’t always be convenient for everybody involved.

It upsets me greatly – because we have to buy that much in order to complete the catering contract, but we have far too much waste which is just insane.

There are thousands of people who can barely feed themselves in my city – but I can’t give it away without risk of losing the business, going to jail and getting fined massive amounts from the city.

I can’t set up a table in a park and have people come there – so unfortunately, most of it has to be dumped…

I can’t resell it for the next catering event.

It ends up costing sometimes 30 000$ a week when we have a large event – and even the news stations, papers and media will not help in solving the problem.

I have gone many times to the low income area of the city and just unloaded as much as I can to feed people – but I don’t always have the time to do so or the means to do it.

Sadly this is what happens in my city…so called “The Most GREEN City in the World” – Vancouver!

It’s bullshit.

Our company can not freeze it, we can not resell it, we can not store it, we can’t give it away and nobody will come to take it – so we have massive bins which get emptied every two days which are full of fantastic absolutely awesome food which had to be binned. (Part of the Health and Safety regulations for Vancouver and area)

It’s a crime that this happens and I feel bad every day, but I have made efforts – which sadly never transpire to develop into anything to solve the homeless and low income issue.

City hall and government will not change their stance on this matter – and because of this reason, we have thousands of homeless people or low income struggling to eat a healthy meal – when I have to toss out thousands of dollars worth of food on a daily basis.

Police will shut down any event where we set up tables which serve food.

I do what I can with the leftovers – but I do know that the seagulls, rats, mice, ants, worms and all the other animals and insects are eating heartily at the dump – because they are getting the best food that money can buy, made by the best cooks that money can hire.

The film companies in this city operate the same way when the catering trucks have left-overs…and it’s all good stuff.

The birds in this town eat far better then the people do most of the times.

Meals which take 12 hours to prepare are unfortunately trashed because of government bullshit – and the people in this city are the ones who suffer on part of these rules and regulations.

If I could somehow ship this overseas to Africa and other poor nations of the world, I would gladly do so.

– Vic Formosa

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Woman Dies Climbing Mt. Everest Trying To Prove That Vegans Aren’t Weak

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An Australian woman who set out to climb Mount Everest to prove that “vegans can do anything” died Saturday after developing altitude sickness.

Maria Strydom, 34, had reached the final camp from the summit before she and her husband, Robert Gropel, both began suffering from high-altitude pulmonary edema, which caused fluid to build up in Strydom’s brain, the Washington Post reports.

Her husband survived and was taken to a Nepal hospital for treatment, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. “Physically he’s OK, we think,” Heinz Gropel, Robert’s father, told the Australian. “Mentally he is a mess. He’s just lost his wife. These guys were not amateurs, they were experienced climbers.”

Strydom had sought out to prove that she could scale the mountain while on a vegan diet, the Monash University lecturer told the university’s blog. “It seems that people have this warped idea of vegans being malnourished and weak,” Strydom said. “By climbing the seven summits we want to prove that vegans can do anything and more.”

Two other people died on Everest, including 36-year-old Eric Arnold, who was part of the couple’s climbing party, and 25-year-old Phurba Sherpa, according to CNN. About 30 more climbers have become sick, frostbitten or both near the summit, the Associated Press reports.

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The Dumping Grounds

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VICE – Official trailer

 

The Life Of Mansa Musa, The Richest Person In History!

 

I would never have imagined that tire repair could be absolutely mesmerizing

 

How Jackson Pollock became so overrated

 

Ian Edwards – Beastiality

 

Oldie but goodie: Steven Morris Dating Video

 

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Linkage

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The Horror Oscars: The Best Scary Movies of Every Year Since 1978’s ‘Halloween’- The Ringer

If you sit at a desk all day, this cushion will relieve and prevent back pain – Amazon

College bans clapping saying it can trigger anxiety – AOL 

35-Year-Old Unknown Creates the World’s Most Valuable Startup – Bloomberg

The 13 highest-paying jobs you can do from home – CNBC

What My Parents Never Taught Me About Money – Medium

I covered murders during Chicago’s deadliest year in decades – here’s what I saw – Business Insider

A Saudi woman has lost a judicial battle to marry the man of her choice as a court deemed him “religiously” unfit because he plays a musical instrument, a Saudi newspaper reports – Yahoo

The Army May Have Found Its Next Rifle In A Colorado Garage – Task And Purpose

The Secret to Erotic Sensation & Sexual Fulfillment – Goop

What 100 Americans Have To Say About Their Jobs – 

5’10 Norwegian girl has legs for days! – Instagram

The Parkland Shooter Is Getting Fan Mail From Teenage Girls, Including Nudes – All That Is Interesting

The "Gay for Pay" Porn Star Who Hatched a Million-Dollar Blackmail Scheme – Narratively

Woman’s eyeball ‘explodes’ after being hit with a golf ball at the Ryder Cup – Mashable

Appalling video shows four teens jumping boy, 12, for his Air Jordans – Daily Mail

Dollar for dollar, this is the best gaming monitor out there – Amazon

Trailer for Free Solo, a documentary about Alex Honnold climbing El Capitan without any ropes – YouTube

Billionaire Chloe Green and her Convict Husband / Slave of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

 428  Woman Bashes Her Husband’s Brand New Z06 Corvette – Live Leak

Meet Instagram Model Charly Jordan – Hollywood Tuna

Meditation for people who hate meditation – The Ladders

Office Workers Sharing Photos of Their Sad Desk Lunches – Sad And Useless

Woman Humiliates Her Fiancé After Finding Out How Much Her Ring Cost – Bored Panda

How Not to Care When People Don’t Like You – Life Hacker

The 7 Beliefs of Emotionally Healthy People – Daily Curiousity

Just the right amount of booty – Ehowa

The Devastating Loophole That Sticks Car Buyers With Interest Rates That Would Be Otherwise Illegal – Jalopnik

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Raina Lawson

There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With

The Daily Man-Up

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“It’s my ex-wife’s birthday today so I got up early and brought flowers and cards and a gift over for the kids to give her and helped them make her breakfast. Per usual someone asked me why the hell I still do things for her all the time. This annoys me. So ima break it down for you all.

I’m raising two little men. The example I set for how I treat their mom is going to significantly shape how they see and treat women and affect their perception of relationships. I think even more so in my case because we are divorced. So if you aren’t modeling good relationship behavior for your kids, get your shit together. Rise above it and be an example. This is bigger than you.

Raise good men. Raise strong women. Please. The world needs them, now more than ever.”

Credit: www.facebook.com/billyflynn01

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Hot New Music Of The Day

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Check out this new track the homie sent over. Los Angeles singer/songwriter David Ayscue has just released a chill new song about his love for New York.

 

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Poll Of The Day

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How much money do you give your friend??
  • Add your answer

 

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Fascinating Photos Collected From History

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A weeping George Gillette in 1940, witnessing the forced sale of 155,000 acres of land for the Garrison Dam and Reservoir, dislocating more than 900 Native American families

 

A former slave named Gordon shows his whipping scars. Baton Rouge, Louisiana, 1863

 

A father looking at the severed hands of his five year-old daughter. Punishment by the Belgians for not harvesting enough rubber, under King Leopold

 

Children of the Belgian Congo circa 1900. If they did not come back with enough rubber for the day, their hands would be chopped off.

 

Marie Doro – Actress 1902

 

Hans-Georg Henke, a 16 year old German soldier, after a long battle he was captured by the American’s and taken as a POW. He burst into tears as a combination of shell shock and fear

 

Dead German soldiers after the Battle of Stalingrad. 1943

 

The different ways we face death, Polish partisans awaiting execution (WW2) they all have very distinct facial expressions.

 

The only known authenticated photo (ferrotype) of Billy the Kid, c. 1879

 

World War 2 Death Notice

 

In 1944 a black teenager named George Stinney was accused of murdering two white girls on flimsy evidence, he was tried without legal representation with an all-white jury, and he was executed by electric chair at the age of 14 

Executioners noted that he was too small for the electric chair when he died; the straps did not fit him, an electrode was too big for his leg, and the boy had to sit on a bible to fit properly in the chair.

 

Robert McGee, scalped as a child by a Sioux Chief. circa 1890

In 1864 Robert and his family decided to migrate west, his wagon train was attacked by a Native American war band and almost everyone was killed. McGee was shot in the back by Sioux Chieftain Little Turtle, but survived, he was then pinned to the ground with two arrows and the Chieftain removed sixty four square inches off the top of his head. He then was stabbed and beaten by the other member’s of Little Turtles’ group. He was discovered, still conscious, later by soldiers sent to investigate the incident.

 

A Chinese opium den, circa 1900.

 

Selk’nam natives in route to Europe for being exhibited as animals in human zoos, 1889

 

US Paratroopers jumping into southern France during the invasion of southern France

 

 

This daguerreotype is the earliest confirmed photographic image of Abraham Lincoln. It was reportedly made in 1846 by Nicholas H. Shepherd shortly after Lincoln was elected to the United States House of Representatives.

 

Laika, the first dog to go into space. The satellite that transported Laika was never intended to return, and Laika died from panic and heat exhaustion seven hours after launch.

 

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17 Beautiful Book Passages That Will Inspire You To Turn Off The TV And Read Some More

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“Billy looked at the clock on the gas stove. He had an hour to kill before the saucer came. He went into the living room, swinging the bottle like a dinner bell, turned on the television. He came slightly unstuck in time, saw the late movie backwards, then forwards again. It was a movie about American bombers in the Second World War and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.
The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans, though, and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France, though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.
When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground., to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again."

― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

 

 

“He dug so deeply into her sentiments that in search of interest he found love, because by trying to make her love him he ended up falling in love with her. Petra Cotes, for her part, loved him more and more as she felt his love increasing, and that was how in the ripeness of autumn she began to believe once more in the youthful superstition that poverty was the servitude of love. Both looked back then on the wild revelry, the gaudy wealth, and the unbridled fornication as an annoyance and they lamented that it had cost them so much of their lives to find the paradise of shared solitude. Madly in love after so many years of sterile complicity, they enjoyed the miracle of living each other as much at the table as in bed, and they grew to be so happy that even when they were two worn-out people they kept on blooming like little children and playing together like dogs.” 

― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

 

 

I have lived nearly fifty years, and I have seen life as it is. Pain, misery, hunger … cruelty beyond belief. I have heard the singing from taverns and the moans from bundles of filth on the streets. I have been a soldier and seen my comrades fall in battle … or die more slowly under the lash in Africa. I have held them in my arms at the final moment. These were men who saw life as it is, yet they died despairing. No glory, no gallant last words … only their eyes filled with confusion, whimpering the question, "Why?"
I do not think they asked why they were dying, but why they had lived. When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. To seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!

―  Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixtoe

 

 

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

―  Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

 

 

It was about forty yards to the gallows. I watched the bare brown back of the prisoner marching in front of me. He walked clumsily with his bound arms, but quite steadily, with that bobbing gait of the Indian who never straightens his knees. At each step his muscles slid neatly into place, the lock of hair on his scalp danced up and down, his feet printed themselves on the wet gravel. And once, in spite of the men who gripped him by each shoulder, he stepped slightly aside to avoid a puddle on the path.

It is curious, but till that moment I had never realized what it means to destroy a healthy, conscious man. When I saw the prisoner step aside to avoid the puddle, I saw the mystery, the unspeakable wrongness, of cutting a life short when it is in full tide. This man was not dying, he was alive just as we were alive. All the organs of his body were working – bowels digesting food, skin renewing itself, nails growing, tissues forming – all toiling away in solemn foolery. His nails would still be growing when he stood on the drop, when he was falling through the air with a tenth of a second to live. His eyes saw the yellow gravel and the grey walls, and his brain still remembered, foresaw, reasoned – reasoned even about puddles. He and we were a party of men walking together, seeing, hearing, feeling, understanding the same world; and in two minutes, with a sudden snap, one of us would be gone – one mind less, one world less.

― George Orwell, A Hanging

 

 

And as I sat there, brooding on the old unknown world, I thought of Gatsby’s wonder when he first picked out the green light at the end of Daisy’s dock.  He had come a long way to this blue lawn and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it.  He did not know that it was already behind him, somewhere back in the vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.  Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us.  It eluded us then, but that’s no matter – tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther . . . And one fine morning – So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. 

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

 

 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

―  Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

 

 

“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”

― Gary Provost, 100 Ways to Improve Your Writing 

 

 

He is right. We are not youth any longer. We don’t want to take the world by storm. We are fleeing. We fly from ourselves. From our life. We were eighteen and had begun to love life and the world; and we had to shoot it to pieces. The first bomb, the first explosion, burst in our hearts. We are cut off from activity, from striving, from progress. We believe in such things no longer, we believe in war. 

Erich Maria Remarque, All Quiet on the Western Front

 

 

“You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you’re satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you’ve got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you’re trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.”

― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

 

 

“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.”

― John Green, Looking for Alaska

 

 

We live together, we act on, and react to, one another; but always and in all circumstances we are by ourselves. The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone. Embraced, the lovers desperately try to fuse their insulated ecstasies into a single self-transcendence; in vain. By its very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to suffer and enjoy in solitude. Sensations, feelings, insights, fancies—all these are private and, except through symbols and at second hand, incommunicable. We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselves. From family to nation, every human group is a society of island universes.”

― Aldous Huxley, The Doors of Perception

 

 

“…We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from the another’s vantage point, as if new, it may still take our breath away. Come…dry your eyes. For you are life, rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg; the clay in which the forces that shape all things leave their fingerprints most clearly. Dry your eyes… and let’s go home.”

― Alan Moore, Watchmen

 

 

“We live in time – it holds us and molds us – but I never felt I understood it very well. And I’m not referring to theories about how it bends and doubles back, or may exist elsewhere in parallel versions. No, I mean ordinary, everyday time, which clocks and watches assure us passes regularly: tick-tock, click-clock. Is there anything more plausible than a second hand? And yet it takes only the smallest pleasure or pain to teach us time’s malleability. Some emotions speed it up, others slow it down; occasionally, it seems to go missing – until the eventual point when it really does go missing, never to return.”

Julian Barnes, The Sense of an Ending

 

 

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.” 

― Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets

 

 

“There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.”

― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

 

 

“Sometimes fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. You change direction but the sandstorm chases you. You turn again, but the storm adjusts. Over and over you play this out, like some ominous dance with death just before dawn. Why? Because this storm isn’t something that blew in from far away, something that has nothing to do with you. This storm is you. Something inside of you. So all you can do is give in to it, step right inside the storm, closing your eyes and plugging up your ears so the sand doesn’t get in, and walk through it, step by step. There’s no sun there, no moon, no direction, no sense of time. Just fine white sand swirling up into the sky like pulverized bones. That’s the kind of sandstorm you need to imagine.And you really will have to make it through that violent, metaphysical, symbolic storm. No matter how metaphysical or symbolic it might be, make no mistake about it: it will cut through flesh like a thousand razor blades. People will bleed there, and you will bleed too. Hot, red blood. You’ll catch that blood in your hands, your own blood and the blood of others.And once the storm is over you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, in fact, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.”

― Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore

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This is how court Stenographers type so fast in court

 

Tribespeople react to the polar bear segment of Planet Earth

 

McGregor vs. Khabib: Conor McGregor Full Open Workout

 

Virgin Couple First Kiss

 

Expert explains the relationship between a woman’s appearance and how crazy she is

 

What’s My Line? – Last Witness to President Abraham Lincoln Assassination

 

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Woman Destroys New £500,000 Ferrari Seconds After Driving Out Of Dealership – UNILAD

The 50 Best Anime Series Of All Time – Past Magazine

This $99 Memory-Foam Topper Will Rescue You From Even The Worst Mattress – Amazon

Bezos dethrones Gates on Forbes’ wealthiest list – AOL

Liberal editor: Social justice warriors are veterans, too – LGBQT Nation

The one thing that couples who have better sex do – Well + Good

A Former Famous Person Explains How Being Famous Is Awful – VICE

Video Shows Man Roundhouse Kicking Anti-Abortion Activist at Rally – YouTube

Podcast #446: How Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Will Make You a Better Man – The Art of Manliness

15 Examples of Anti-Homeless Hostile Architecture That You Probably Never Noticed Before – Interesting Engineering

The Tyranny of the Perfect Life – Medium

Our Backs Hurt Just From Watching Donald Trump Jr.’s Deadlift Video – YouTube

So the Condom Broke. Here’s What You Need to Do Next – Mens Health

Watch This Neck Pimple Erupt like a Volcano – Pimple Popperz

Sad, Disturbing Images in A Bangladesh Brothel – Next Shark

I Suffer From Depression and Have PTSD Symptoms. After 11 years, I’m finally ready to do something about it – Medium

Father raped lesbian teenage daughter to ‘show her’ sex with men is better – News

How to Delete Your Facebook Account: A Checklist – Life Hacker

This $34 Device Means You Don’t Need That $200 Smart Thermostat – Amazon

The Future of War Will Be ‘Liked’ – Foreign Policy

Someone Is Renting Out A Van In Downtown Manhattan On Airbnb – Listing

We Can’t Stop Watching This 350-Pound High School Running Back Run Over People – Twitter

The Monetary Value Of The 50 Biggest Retail Brands Worldwide, Visualized – Digg

The World’s Most Expensive Bottle of Whisky Just Sold for $1.1 Million – Esquire

Hooked on ‘Teledildonics’: How Long-Distance Couples Are Having Long-Distance Sex – Mel Magazine

Janet Guzman reminds me a lot like Kim Kardashian and Lela Star (nsfw) – BB Blog

The NBA Meme Playoff – The Ringer

Curvy model Ashley Graham rocking some sexy lingerie – Drunken Stepfather

The Meaning of Financial Success – The Simple Dollar

Tesla next-gen Roadster makes rare outing – some new eye-candy pictures – Electrek

Lonely Female Shoppers in China Can Now Rent ‘Shopping Boyfriends’ by the Hour – Oddity Central

The movie “The Princess Bride” meant so much to Andre the Giant that he made his wrestling friends watch an advanced copy of the VHS with him over, and over, and over again. He’d supply dinner, drinks and sweetly asking them each time, “What did you think of the movie? Did you like my performance?" – Pro Wrestling Stories

This raver girl has the most plump booty! – Instagram

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The Daily Man-Up: Decide Exactly What You Want And Why

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“The bigger the ‘why’ the easier the ‘how’.” — Jim Rohn

Your goal or desired outcome needs to be truly desirable. You need to really want it and have compelling reasons for wanting it.

Jim Rohn once said, “Reasons come first, answers come second.” You need reasons for doing something. Those reasons are your WHY.

The more reasons you can give yourself for accomplishing something, the more motivated you will be. These reasons, when powerful, become NEEDS. For example, look at your life right now.

Most people look at their current income as a product of their situation or capability. In reality, your current income is based on how much you believe you need.

If you needed more, you’d make more. If you needed to make an extra $50,000 in the next 6 months because the situation or your dreams demanded it, you’d be surprised what you could come up with. Necessity is the mother of invention.

Your current level of income reflects the size of your reasons. Most people have this backward. They work so they can make money. When you have compelling reasons, you make money so you can do more work. The work is sweet because you have very specific and powerful reasons for doing it.

If you can make your reasons bigger, more exciting, and personally meaningful to you, then you’ll start to conceptualize clear goals.

The bigger your reasons, the bigger your needs. If you have big goals, you’ll need more resources, a team of people to help you, and probably lots more income.

According to marketing legend, Jay Abraham, there is zero correlation between being good at something and making money. There are a lot of very talented people who don’t have enough reasons to take their work and life to the next level.

Although there is zero correlation between being “good” and making money, there is a direct correlation between marketing and making money. The more compelling your reasons become for achieving a particular goal, the more willing you’ll be to get the word out and to succeed.

How big do you want to play?

How deep are your reasons to achieve your vision?

How compelling are the rewards?

How willing are you to learn and become?

You cannot be motivated without a clear vision and reasons for that vision. But clarifying that vision takes work and patience. It takes exploration and asking yourself some really hard questions.

Getting clear on a vision that matters to you requires spending lots of time by yourself and disconnecting from all of the noise around you. A deeply compelling WHY has to be more than just maintaining prior success or “beating” other people.

You need to have something that is intrinsic. You can increase the velocity and pace of your success through extrinsic motivators. But the driving force must be something that is very personal to you. Something that you feel is your mission and purpose in life. Once you can get there, and once you can see it, then it is your obligation to begin sprinting toward it.

It truly doesn’t matter how big it is. You need to get as many data-points as you can from people who have done something somewhat similar. If someone has done EXACTLY what you want to do, you should check yourself. You’re probably pursuing someone else’s goal. But similarity with others is to be expected. And you can use them as data points to plot your own course.

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This woman rescued a cat when she was in college – and had no idea her future daughters would love him this much

 

Batman saves guy from being late for work

 

This dog was locked out of the house when he escaped, but he appeared to know exactly how to ring the doorbell to get back inside.

 

Twins dressed as Slinky Dog from Toy Story

 

The most adorable duck I have ever seen

 

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. 

 

A military mother reunites with her family

 

Cat Seeing Her’s Recently Deceased Owner On A Video

 

Home Alone

 

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17 Harsh Life Lessons That Everyone In Their 20’s Will Eventually Learn

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1. I think it’s in your twenties when you finally realize that life is finite. As a kid life is just this thing that goes on forever. Consequences don’t matter as much because the future in unfathomably far away. It’s a good time for making bad decisions but as you progress through your twenties you start realizing that the future is coming up fast and how it looks actually does depend on what you do now.

You learn that relationships aren’t like in the movies, that they take work and thought and that everyone is flawed and damaged and that they’ll probably kick you in the gut at least a dozen or so times.

You learn that the friendships you took for granted as a kid actually fall away pretty quickly if you neglect them and that even if you don’t, time has a habit of changing people and your best friend from school is different since he got married or that guy you did a bunch of blow with at university never really got the hang of stopping that and isn’t as much fun anymore.

You learn that being healthy isn’t an autopilot thing anymore. That if you eat shitty food and sit on your couch too much, shit will start to hurt and you’ll feel more tired and grouchy. There’s a similar lesson with booze and drugs.

You’ll have known more people who are now dead, or hear of more deaths than you used to, even if they’re not someone you knew particularly well and, as you get to the end of your twenties you’ll realize that there’s a good possibility you’re a third of the way in and that’ll freak you out a bit but it’s a good thing.

 

2. Don’t spend more money just because you are starting to earn more. Lifestyle inflation creeping in is a bitch.

If you don’t keep working out and start eating well, you’re going to feel like 45 once you hit 30.

Drink less alcohol. Hangovers will get exponentially worse every single year.
You are not invincible. Stop driving like an idiot and stay out of unnecessary physical altercations.

Do stuff that makes you happy instead of doing stuff that makes you look cool.

 

3. About two years ago I was stricken with loss when my dad died while I was overseas. Didn’t know what to do and I drove myself nuts. As humans we have constant ongoing goals no matter how big or small, important or miniscule, and it leaves us to think tomorrow will always be there. It won’t. Eventually, there is no tomorrow for you, and your family is left to stand above your bones.

Coping with loss is an extremely difficult thing to do, and for some, it’s impossible. To confront a loss…I dunno if there’s a correct way. There’s a certain solace in it though. I’ve finally become content with it, and I hope when the next loss comes, I can grieve normally, then breathe easy knowing I did my part instead of exuding guilt, regret, rage.

Loss sucks man.

 

4. First thing my partner and I did when we moved out was start an emergency fund. Our cars have had multiple break downs, we’ve needed sudden trips to the doctor, we had to recover from a break-in… each of those incidences just took a couple weeks to recover from because of our emergency fund. It is so, SO helpful. I was lucky because I had stipend money I could shove away immediately, so I won’t act like we’re amazing budgeters or anything. But if you can (and many people really can’t)…. it’s so worth that peace of mind.

 

5. The Now I know why unprotected sex is risky lesson

The Work your ass off for that advanced qualification then start at the bottom of the career ladder and be gratefullesson

The I shouldn’t have got a loan for something I couldn’t afford lesson

The I misplaced my trust in someone and got fucked over lesson

The Always have a plan to get home lesson

The Drunk tattoos aren’t ideal lesson

The Boss will steal your ideas, take credit for your hard work and you’ll suck it up lesson

The You can eat whatever shit you want and remain slim til you’re 20 and never again thereafter lesson

 

6. You will have to make very practical (sometimes very cold) decisions about what you want from life and what you’re willing to give up. And if you don’t make them then life will make them for you.

 

7. You will become fat, unless you try not to.

 

8. 30 comes fast so that “one day I’ll do such and such” or “one day I’ll start such and such” mentality turns into 10 years ago already.

 

9. Get used to waking up early. Seriously. Crucify any love of sleeping in you have now.

 

10. Only lend money that you’re prepared to lose. If it’s returned, then that person has earned your financial trust. If it’s not, don’t hassle them about it, but don’t ever lend them any more. And don’t end friendships over it.

 

11. How to stand up for yourself, particularly against authority figures, in a way that gets your point across but is still respectful.

Sometimes your boss will be an utter ass and make your work place hell, so you need to tell them to back off or they’ll keep doing it.

 

12. You aren’t special and you won’t always get your way. The real world is not fair and it does not care about you. You are in fact capable of accomplishing anything, but it’s not going to be easy.

 

13. Here is one thing that I should have learned in my 20s and it took me till my 30s to do: It’s ok to ask for help. I’ve had on and off crippling anxiety and only recently have I been able to reflect on my past and realize how much it’s held me back. How all encompassing it has been. I’m getting some professional help now, hoping I can turn things around and have a much different 30s than my 20s.

 

14. Friends come and go

 

15. Most people are basically decent, but don’t rely on it. Really try to see people for the individuals that they are and not who you would want them to be or fear them to be. If your significant other says they love you while treating you as worthless, they are lying. Would you accept such behavior from a stranger? Would they? Honesty is not as valued, particularly in the workplace, as you may be led to believe. Don’t give up on it. The people who value your integrity are priceless and you won’t know who they are without it. The others are less important than they think they are. Most people don’t give you any thought and neither care who you are nor what you can do. Providing the world with a million selfies will rarely change that and, if it does, you will most likely learn the difference between famous and infamous in the most unfortunate way.

 

16. Even your dream job sucks sometimes. Even the love of your life gets on your nerves sometimes. There is nowhere you “should be by now.” All life paths are different and equally valid. Happiness is a practice. It isn’t something you achieve and then you’re good.

 

17. Life doesn’t end at 30.

 

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How Much Money Do Twitch Streamers Really Make? (Inside Look from a Top Streamer)

 

When you’re overqualified for the job 

 

New HIV Patient Meets Survivor From The ’80s

 

What It Feels Like to Sleep on the Side of a Mountain

 

Instagram Is Ruining Your Life

 

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Hot Girls In Yoga Pants – Leenks

The Best Laptop If You’re On A Budget – Amazon

Inside the minds of cartel hitmen: Hannibal Lecters for hire – The Daily Beast

The Easiest and Best Online Banks – The Weekly Cut

The 6 Best Scary Movies on Netflix Right Now – Pure Wow

Marion "Suge" Knight sentenced to 28 years in prison – AP News

Suge Knight:­ VIDEO of Deadly Hit & Run – Live Leak

Interpol chief Meng Hongwei vanishes on trip to China – BBC

A man who has survived a suicide attempt tries to talk to health professionals (gory) – GFY

Inside The Bay Area’s Craziest Secret Underground Parties – Medium

Inside Tokyo’s Best Arcades – Kotaku

Texas HS football player choked, slammed down on field – Sports Illustrated

Put this book on your coffee table if you want to impress the women you bring back home – Amazon

7 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Anal Sex – Mens Health

This university is preparing its students for a career in… eSports – Quartz

Your First Look at The Mandalorian (Star Wars) Is Here, Plus a List of Episode Directors – i09

A Genius Academy Hoax Exposed That Liberal Arts Colleges Don’t Care About The Truth – Daily Wire

This Is How To Make Your Life Amazing – Barking Up The Wrong Tree

What Subjects Are Taught in Schools From All Over the World – Bright Side

The Ultimate Yellowstone National Park Travel Guide – Thrillist

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Wedding Spending Rules To Follow If You Don’t Want To End Up Broke And Alone – Financial Samurai

How would you spend $100,000? – Get Rich Slowly

How to biohack your intelligence — with everything from sex to modafinil to MDMA – Hackernoon

When Things Have to Change: How to Find the Willpower to Achieve Your Goals – Tiny Buddha

Olivia Culpo, Lucy Hale and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

Japan’s Rent-a-Family Industry…People who are short on relatives can hire a husband, a mother, a grandson – New Yorker

Kim Kardashian’s Hottest Pic in Awhile, Posing in a Chanel Bra and Panties – The Blemish

What It’s Like to Be a Celibate Pedophile – The Cut

Children Of Overprotective Parents Do These 11 Things In Adulthood – Thought Catalog

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