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Reaction GIFs Have Entered The Building!

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When the first brownie never hit me, so I ate a second one and now I am trying to concentrate on not dying 

 

When I’m at the DMV and they call out four numbers in a row that are no-shows

 

When I’m offered alcohol while nursing a hangover 

 

When I’ve pulled myself up by my bootstraps to become the best person in the world at my job and now regularly engage in private charity to help others do the same so they don’t have to rely on the government and wakeup to see that the president has mocked me on twitter

 

When I am at my wifes High School reunion and she is catching up with old friends.

 

When I’m high af and see a shooting star overhead 

 

When a college girl says she has pierced nipples

 

The morning after you thought Taco Bell was a good choice after too many beers

 

When I’m 3 years old and mom won’t buy me the toy I put in the shopping cart

 

When I go from discovering a good new show to checking out the fandom 

 

When I go to my high school reunion and everyone is bragging about their lives while I’ve accomplished nothing

 

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There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With

The Daily Man-Up: 13 Highly Toxic Habits You Must Drop if You Ever Want to Reach Your True Potential

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(photo: @arnelhasanovic)

1. Non Stop Complaining 

Life isn’t fair.

Get the fuck over it.

Complaining has zero positive impact on your life.

You waste valuable time, you put yourself in a negative state of mind, make yourself really unattractive, and repel people like magnets because frankly…

No one else cares, nobody wants to hear about it.

Not your best friends. Not your mom. Not your girlfriend. No one.

What your “harmless” whining does is create a victim mentality in your head, which leads to an undeserved sense of entitlement.

People who let this sense of entitlement dominate their psyche tend to avoid the realities of life – stopping growth right in its tracks.

The reality of life is – no matter how special and unique you think your problems are, there are millions of other people who are going through the exact same shit as you, and millions more who are going through worse.

The sooner you can recognize this truth, the sooner you can reclaim control of your life.

And the sooner you will develop the motivation and backbone to fix your own damn problems.

Take a second to appreciate every single advantage that you were blessed with, and realize that there are thousands if not millions of people who would kill to be in the position that you’re in today.

People have accomplished far more with far less than you…

So quit bitching and own your problems like a man.

2. Excessive Partying or “socializing”

Ah, I bet you were hoping this point wouldn’t be on the list. I was the same way. Pure denial.

I used to be the definition of excessive partying. Half-ass my work week, constantly thinking about letting loose and getting completely wrecked that weekend.

Friday night finally comes (and goes) in a drunken haze. Lay in bed hungover all day Saturday. Get smashed again Saturday night. Lay in bed hungover all day Sunday. Better yet, hair-of-the-dog it and hit Sunday brunch. Crawl into work Monday, thinking about nothing else but blacking out again the next weekend.

You might not think you’re an “alcoholic” per-say, but if you center your life around something that you can’t do without (i.e. getting smashed every weekend), it’s a form of addiction. And there’s no such thing as an addiction that won’t hinder your growth.

And forget about labels for a second. You don’t have to be a straight up “alcoholic” or have an “addiction” for it to be bad for you – grow up and take a hard look at yourself. If your behaviors aren’t beneficial to your goals, have the courage to put an end to it.

I’m not saying you have to stop drinking and occasionally going out with your friends.  But you should definitely be able to identify if your constant partying and drinking habits are a detriment to your growth and a distraction to your goals.

Let me tell you from personal experience that freeing myself from the constant need to get drunk or high every weekend was one of the most liberating things I’ve ever done.

I literally felt like I was not only adding extra days to my life health-wise but adding extra hours to my weeks efficiency-wise.

You aren’t in high school anymore.

Don’t be someone who lives only for the weekend. Do the fucking math. That would make you someone who lives for 2/7’s of their life.

I’m no mathematician but that sounds like a pretty shitty ratio of life enjoyment.

There’s some unspoken idea in our society that leads us to believe that we are “entitled” to going crazy on the weekends. Because we work five days a week, we get to let loose on the two days we get off.

It’s a really unhealthy, un-motivating mindset.

You should be finding out how to make every single day of your life something you’re more excited for than getting shit-faced without an obvious goal. A lot of people don’t even realize that they’re living for the weekend… Don’t be one of those people.

Check out the rest of the article here

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Confessions Of A Former Mafia Boss

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Michael Franzese  is a former New York mobster and caporegime of the Colombo crime family who was heavily involved in the gasoline tax rackets in the 1980s.  At age 35, he was the youngest mobster listed on Fortune Magazine’s survey of the 50 most powerful and wealthy Mafia bosses in America. Franzese hit the list at number 18, only five spots behind the infamous John Gotti. At the height of his operation, federal authorities claim Franzese generated close to a billion dollars a year in a gas-tax scheme he masterminded. Since then, he has publicly renounced organized crime, created a foundation for helping youth, and became a motivational speaker.

What was the main appeal of joining the mob for you?

I joined to help my day get out of prison. plain and simple. the money and power came for me later on. once i got in, i wanted both.

What is the process of becoming a “Made Man” like?

Very intense. very solemn, very serious. I took an oath with a picture of a saint burning in my hands. My thumb was cut with a knife and blood dropped on the floor. The oath is never to violate the brotherhood of La Cosa Nostra.

Is it generally harder for someone outside of the family to become a made man?

It is harder. you must be “proposed” by another made man. he vouches for you. my father did for me. the mob wants to know your background, where you came from. then you go through a pledge period where you must prove yourself.

Did you (or other made members) get an actual salary, or did you just have access to any money you needed?

ha. no salary you earn for yourself unless you were the boss. most guys were not good earners. trust me. 

Where did you get the idea for the gas station scheme? And since it was getting so big, did you have any sort of an exit strategy in case the authorities got too close? Or would you just keep running the scam until you went down with the ship?

Gas tax scheme was one in a million. so much money. better then drugs and a lot less ugly. a guy in the biz came to me when some other mob guys tried to shake him down and move in on his business. i chased the guys away and the 2 of us devised this scheme to defraud the government out of the tax money on every gallon of gas. at it’s height, we sold 500 million gallons of gas a month and kept 20 – 30 cents a gallon of the tax money. do the math. lots of money.

What were the actual logistics of your gas tax scam?

The scheme was complicated, but we were way ahead of the authorities, they could not figure out what we were doing. if my partner didn’t turn snitch, they would never figured out the scam.

Could you go into detail about how you would find and proposition public officials to cooperate with you? Anything from police and inspectors all the way up to higher-ranking decision makers.

Like everything else, public officials, law enforcement… some of them like money and power. We knew how to use our influence and money to get to those who would play along. At one time, the mob controlled almost every major union in america. We had strength right into the White House back in the Kennedy days. believe it. it’s the truth.

Can you describe the most brutal/violent thing you ever witnessed while in the mob? The most brutal act you heard committed?

The demeo crew. chopped up bodies and buried the parts in cement drums. Witnessed death. it’s not pretty. Let’s leave it at that.

How many lives have you personally ended and how many have you been responsible for ending.

Tough question. know this. you are part of the life, you are part of the violence.

What were the most popular methods of intimidation and/or extortion?

Just following through with what you say you are going to do. if you say I’ll beat you with a bat if you don’t perform/pay, you know they will. It’s knowing you back up what you say that scares people.

What is the scariest situation you have been in?

Walked into a room one night and thought I was going to get killed. I was called in by my boss over money I generated in the gas business. That’s how it goes, you walk in and never walk out when you are in real trouble. I was in the right, proved it and her I am. But, brother, my heart was pounding, knees weak… Still don’t know why I went. I guess just a product of my life back then.

Who was the scariest person you ever encountered and what made them particularly frightening?

My dad was scary. saw him go off on people. scare because he was no bs. he would do exactly what he said. no fear in him.

You spent approximately three and a half years in prison. How were you treated by the other inmates that were aware of your past?

I spent almost 8 years in prison. 5 years, then 3 on a parole violation. i had a lot of publicity. i had a pedigree going in. i was treated well, with respect because i treated other inmates well. respect is a big thing in prison. FYI, both john Gotti and Carmine persico (my former boss) were both smacked around in prison. guys doing life without parole don’t care who you are if you disrespect them they have nothing to lose. didn’t hurt that Fortune Magazine named me as one of the 50 most powerful mob bosses in the US.

What was it like walking away from the mafia, was it accepted or were you threatened or hounded in any way?

I struggled mightily for years after walking away. my father disowned me. the family put a hit on me. the feds tried to make me a witness. lots of pressure. very tough. and very tough for me personally. even though i didn’t hurt anyone, i felt like i betrayed my oath and it really troubled me. only God and time were able to fix that.

Any fears about your safety today?

I can’t go back to brooklyn to live, or in NY in general. wouldn’t last. but i don’t live in fear. i am a person of strong faith now. God has had my back. remember, i am the only made man, a caporegime, that i know of who has walked away from the life, publicly, not entered a witness protection program and lived. it’s a God thing, my friend. not coincidence.

How much are you worth and have you really quit the mob or is this just deep cover?

I’m out. 15 years straight proves it. at one time, I was bringing $8-$10 million a week into my operation. had a jet, a helicopter – all the toys. today, I work for a living. for myself but I work.

Does the mafia still have a big presence in the US? Are they just better at hiding it now?

Yes. not nearly as big as when I was active in the 70’s – early 90’s. but still exists. don’t count it out. very resourceful.

Any stories of interaction with other organized crime “families”, such as Russian mob, Yakuza, Outlaw bike clubs, mexican prison gangs, etc?

A million. Spent 20 years in the life. Organized the Russian mob from Brighton beach in the gas business. Best partners I ever had. I taught them how to defraud the government out of hundreds of millions of dollars of tax money back then. They now are deep into medicare fraud, setting up fraudulent medical clinics all over the country. Would take hours to tell you all the stories.

What is your relationship like now with other former members?

Most everyone I ran with is either dead or in prison for the rest of their lives. I outlasted most all of the guys. blessed! Guys on the street will not really associate with me now. Would not look good for them. but I really didn’t have many enemies in the life. I made people earn money and that makes lots of friends.

How does the mob or other organized crime compare today with your day? Is it worse? Better? More or less brutal?

My day was pretty much towards the end of the golden age of the mob that began in the late 40’s. different today. i wouldn’t want to be a part of it. we had some integrity about us. respect and honor did mean something with the old timers. today??? the Russians have gotten pretty violent at times. but it’s all not what it was.

How do/would crime families view the more modern organized street gangs? A means to an end as partners or just petty criminals not to be trusted?

Petty criminals. no respect for human life. we chased them from our neighborhoods if they would even dare to enter.

Are there mob groupies like rock stars have?

And how. you would not believe the attraction to that life from men and women alike.

How accurate are most mob movies/television shows? If you could recommend one to watch for authenticity, which would it be?

Most authentic – Goodfellas and Donnie Brasco. They mention my name in Good fellas. The bar scene. I knew those guys very well. My era. saved Henry Hill’s life 2 x. I knew Paul Vario and Jimmy Burke well, also. And Left Guns Ruggerio was a good friend. Those two are the most accuarate depiction of that part of the life.

Is Goodfellas pretty close?

Very close. However, Henry hill never looked so good as he did in that movie. he was a low level guy, an associate. not nearly as close with Paul vario as the movie depicted. other then that, the Lufthansa robbery and all that followed was pretty accurate.

How accurately did The Sopranos portray the inner workings of the mob?

The best thing about the Sopranos was how he interacted with his family. mob guys also had family issues. the business stuff was not real realistic. made them look incompetent. some guys were, but others were pretty darn smart.

If a mob boss was ever visiting a psychiatrist he would be in the trunk of a car by the end of the week, along with the psychiatrist. But the family interaction was fairly legit.

Was Tommy DeSimone really that psychotic or was Pesci being over the top?

Pesci was a bit over the top, but i loved it. tommy was crazy, but pesci made him bigger then life.

It seems that a lot of families have been destroyed by all of the bloodshed and corruption that mafia groups like the Colombo family have perpetrated over the years, yet mobsters are generally romanticized in film and on TV. Do you agree that this is how these groups are generally portrayed? Do you think that this is harmful? What is your take on this with your new outlook on life?

The Godfather did more to raise the profile of the mob then any other movie. yes it’s harmful. the life should not be glamorized. why? it’s an evil life. not saying the men are evil. i was one of them that happened to be blessed. the life is evil because people die, families get destroyed because of a lifestyle i lived it. i know.

How do you feel about your past? Does it haunt your? Are you proud? Any regrets?

I am not proud of my past. my wife will tell you that i do have rough nights sleeping at times. regrets? i would have preferred not to have gone through it, but i just move on and try to use my experiences to benefit others.

How did faith play into your life while you were in the mafia?

I left the life because i fell in love with a christian girl we are now married 28 years. God used her to get to me. saved my life, preserved my freedom. very blessed. i love the Lord for what he has done for me.

If you had it all to do over again, would you make the same choices? Was the lifestyle worth all the trouble you went through?

Life on the street and in the mob is a dead end. prison or death is the way it will end today. i would not go into that life, knowing what i know now. i try my best to drum this into the head of our young people, gangbangers. Not worth it for me or for anyone in the life. Trust me.

Where’s Hoffa at?

They will NEVER find Hoffa’s body. trust me on that one.

How good is your mom’s cooking? She make good spaghetti?

My mom and grandmother were the best. grandma’s meatballs cannot be duplicated and mom could whip up a delicious meal in minutes. miss them both! but my wife is a great cook. blessed!

What’s your very best life advice?

For me, it’s a faith advise. make Jesus, the only man’s man to ever walk the earth, your hero. emulate Him as best as you can and you will benefit as I have.

 

Check out Michael Franzese’s new book Blood Covenant: The Story of the “Mafia Prince” Who Publicly Quit the Mob and Lived

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Do You Have What It Takes To Answer This Question Correctly?

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psychopath

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right. Few people do.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn’t answer the question correctly, good for you

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The Dumping Grounds

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Guy opens Commercial Safes in Seconds

 

Man brings in watch he bought in 60s for appraisal

 

Red Dead Redemption 2 [Official gameplay trailer]

 

What It’s Like Being a Cosplay Cam Girl

 

The Young Virgins at Bulgaria’s Controversial Bride Market

 

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Linkage

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Video shows Parkland Massacre suspect punching self – AOL

Why You Should Get Good at Small Talk – Life Hacker

Why the Left Is So Afraid of Jordan Peterson – The Atlantic

These computer speakers will literally shock you into submission. Full, rich sound. I recommend these 100% – Amazon

Today’s biggest pop stars are harvesting hits, and sometimes their entire personas, in songwriting camps – Vulture

At ‘America First Energy Conference’, solar power is dumb, climate change is fake – Reuters

Atlanta school: No more Pledge of Allegiance to start day – WHDH

How to Have More Sex In Your Sexless Relationship – Goop

Cop Tased 11 Year Old Girl Suspected of Stealing Food From Grocery – The Daily Beast

I Divorced My Husband, and Now I Can Name 6 Mistakes Partners Need to Avoid in a Marriage – Bright Side

Hot Instagram Pictures Of Diana Melison – Lurk And Perv

Nike ‘Fanny Pack’ Slides actually exist! – Awesome Galore

Human pheromones for men that is proven to attract women and appeal to their sexual receptors – Pheromones

Salma Hayek Teets on Vacation – Drunken Stepfather 

Sleeping Too Much but Still Exhausted? Why You Can’t Sleep Well At Night – Life Hack

Naloxone: How Overdose-Reversing Drug Saved Demi Lovato, Thousands More – Rolling Stone

Woman Causes Car Accident, Immediately Denies Any Fault – Leenks

13 Things I Found on the Internet Today – Messy Nessy

Kids’ Video Game Obsession Isn’t Really About Video Games. It’s About Unmet Psychological Need – Nir And Far

Trump’s Space Force aims to create ‘American dominance in space’ by 2020 – Popular Science

Meet Heavy Hip Thruster Amanda Fransson – G-Celeb

Millennials say they need a salary of $80k ‘to feel happy’ – The Ladders

Niykee Heaton Accidentally Shares Topless Video on SnapChat! – The Slip

Scientists Claim to Have Solved the Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle – VICE

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The Daily Man-Up: Flank Your Mind

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Sometimes with the mind a full-on frontal assault doesn’t work. You have to learn different tactics. You have to learn how to sometimes flank your mind. You have to sometimes fool the enemy which is your mind into thinking that you are allowing it to take the easiest route. Let the mind think it has won! 

When it believes that it has beaten you into submission, it will then release its grasp on you because the mind feels it has won. It’s like it is raising its arms in victory. While the mind’s arms are raised in victory, the mind is defenseless while you are planning your counter attack. Basically all you are doing is weakening that strong feeling to not do what you don’t want to do. And once it’s dropped its defenses, you can strike with full force. 

There are a lot of times in life when you don’t want to study, go for that run, do the work project, etc. Just tell yourself that you are just going to start on it today, maybe not finish the whole job at one time. Just tell yourself you are going to run 3 miles rather than the 20 originally planned. What this does is that it relaxes the mind. A big project is stressful, a long run is stressful, etc., but just starting it or running only 2 alleviates the stress and some of the suffering that comes with it. But, as we all know, once you get started on something, your mind will shift. It will run the extra miles, put more time into the project. 

Let your mind think you are negotiating with it, then crush it when it least expects it!

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A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful

A Few Videos Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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Author meets a fan cosplaying as a character from his book for the first time


 

Girl showing off her new leg to friends 

 

97-Year-Old Woman Cries Tears Of Joy After Finally Getting Her High School Diploma

 

Couple Unable To Have A Child Get Word That One Is Ready For Adoption

 

He Spent 2 Years Randomly Taking Videos So She Wouldn’t Expect This Proposal

 

Guy stops his truck and dives into another car to help the driver who is having a seizure 

 

Big Brother Gets Tattoo Of Little Brother With Down’s Syndrome 

 

Heavy Metal fans notice a woman in a wheelchair who couldn’t see…so they brought her to the front! 

 

Dude uses boat to fight wildfire before help arrives

 

Shelter Dog and Prisoner Give Each Other A Second Chance

 

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The Dumping Grounds

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Restaurant staff in South Africa give a group of Korean guests a jembe to try. That group is a showchoir ensemble

 

Restaurant Serves Smoked Watermelon And It’s Prepared Just Like Meat

 

Dog’s Final Goodbye at Owner’s Hospital Bedside

 

Dude spends 5 days in slums of Mumbai 

 

Blood In Blood Out

 

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A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Former UFC champion Mark Coleman says he’s among the victims of a now-dead Ohio State team doctor who’s been accused of sexual misconduct by more than 100 former students – AP News

Broadcom co-founder and Billionaire Henry Nicholas arrested in Las Vegas on suspicion of drug trafficking – LA Times

Russian state TV warns Trump to ‘do what we say’ if you want ‘support in the elections’ – Raw Story

This is scientifically proven to help you take a shit more efficiently and thoroughly – Amazon

A Trick to Make Getting Out of Bed Easier – Byrdie

The worlds loneliest man – the sole survivor of decimated Amazonian tribe, living alone 22 years, caught on camera in the Brazilian rainforest – Independent

Why Disney World Has Its Own Government – Popular Mechanics

Why the Sharing Economy Is Making All of Us More Lonely – GQ

My Life As a Psychopath – The Cut

If you’re thinking about investing in Bitcoin, read this first – Coin Report

How to retire young – Get Rich Slowly

Police dash cam video records brutal shootout on highway – Trending Views

Flat Earthers Call Trump’s Space Force Idea ‘Impossible’ – The Daily Beast

9 credit card and money scams that you should watch out for – Insider

Why People Hate Vegans, According to Vegans – VICE

10 Harsh Truths That Many People Are Reluctant to Admit – Bright Side

Why Olive Garden serves unlimited bread sticks – Thrillist

The Real Cost of Phone Addiction: You use your phone too much. Here’s how to stop the cycle – Medium

Who Makes A Million Dollars A Year? Exploring The Top 0.1% Income Earnes – Financial Samurai

Cookie Is The Biggest Tease You’ll See Today – Yes Bitch

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Your Weekly Dose Of All Things Jiu-Jitsu

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Fake guard pull ankle pick >> leg drag >> bow and arrow choke 

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Deep De La Riva to kneebar 

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Guard Retention Drills

 

Single leg counter >> kimura trap >> armbar

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JT Torres is a beast!

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The Daily Man-Up: A Woman’s O-Face

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An O-face is by far the sexiest and most seductive thing in the world to me.

To a man, or at least to me, my GF O-face silently reassures “You are everything society has told you you should be. You have fulfilled the most important role of what a man is supposed to be and have been deemed worthy. You are such a manly, manly man that I have completely lost all control of myself, down to my most basic motor and language skills. You have unraveled me, and I am falling apart beneath you, yet I trust you so completely to be totally and absolutely vulnerable before you. You make me happy and are the only one who can make me feel this way. Also, in ways that can be scientifically quantified, your dick gets me extremely high.”

My GF’s eyes always grow really wide, and search my own. I can see surprise, love, and a dash of fright in hers. I can read “I will love you forever, and for this brief instant I see, feel, hear, smell, and taste nothing but you. You are my entire universe for a handful of seconds. I have some reservations about trusting anyone this much, but make love to me. Gentle or rough, just satisfy yourself and have me completely.”

Then there are the squeaks, gasping breaths, and moans she makes, and those add another dimension to the whole situation. Honestly, I think I enjoy her orgasm more than mine. The best is when we both cum at the same time. I can’t describe it, but it reminds me of those Infinity mirrors…

The lack of control my GF experiences during an orgasm is complete and total bliss for me. I can’t help but be influenced by growing up in a world where media and society has taught my brain that a man MUST be able to please a woman. It’s almost the male equivalent of how media makes many women feel like they must be thin. Every one of my GF’s orgasms is a reassurance of my own value, both to her as her other half, and also an individual.

 

Related Reading: She Comes First: The Thinking Man’s Guide to Pleasuring a Woman 

she comes first: the thinking man's guide to pleasuring a woman

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A Few Tips, Tricks And Hacks That Will Make Your Life A Whole Lot Easier

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Procrastinating? Your brain feels overwhelmed by the task. Tell yourself that you’re going to spend 15 minutes on it and do what you can. You’re far more willing to dive in.

Taking on the whole task feels overwhelming so you don’t start. Tell yourself that you’re not trying to complete it, only that you’ll spend 15 minutes working on it, which feels much more achievable. So you start the task, and usually end up spending more than 15 min on it and realize it’s not as bad as you thought. Even if you don’t finish it, you got over the hump of starting. Next time spend another “15 minutes”.

 

 

If you need to get motivated, take a shower. Being clean is proven to increase your productivity 

 

When buying a car, set a reminder for a little while before the warranty expires. Then have a trusted mechanic inspect it carefully at that time so you can go to the dealer and have any lurking mechanical problems fixed before you stop being covered. 

Little things like corroded battery terminals can often go unnoticed until they cause worse problems. You want to get those fixed under warranty if you can or else you’ll have to pay much more expensive repairs yourself later.

 

Don’t undervalue yourself when deciding whether or not to apply for a new job. It’s up to the person doing the hiring to determine if you are what they’re looking for, and the only way to guarantee that you won’t get the job is if you don’t apply for it.

The job posting is the employer’s wish list, it’s not a checklist.

 

If you reset your password on a website and they send you your actual password, stop using that website

This means they are storing your password in plain text and if they get broken into someone will be able to immediately see everyone’s passwords. Also, if you are using that password on any other site change them all now.

 

 

If you are the only one trying to maintain a friendship, they aren’t your friend and your time and energy would be better spent somewhere else

If someone is clearly depressed, prefers alone time, or needs your help before something bad happens, this is not the tip for you to follow. Please reach out to that person and let them know you care. I’ve been on that end and it is so reassuring to hear from someone even if you don’t feel like being around anyone.

But if you have friends who you consistently try to make plans with, they decline or take a rain check with a “oh we’ll have to hang out soon” and never get back with you, yet you see them out with other friends all the time, then yes, this is very applicable. You deserve better friends.

 

When you get a new notebook, leave the first page blank. When you finish using the notebook, you can number the pages and use the first page as a table of contents.

Caveman recommends: Minimalism Art Classic Notebook 

 

After any unpleasant event in your life you should always stop to ask: Did this happen to me or did I create it? It will help you either let go of guilt or take responsibility and grow as a person.

If you start to notice most of your unpleasant events are linked to one specific person, consider having a serious talk with them or cutting them out of your life. Don’t let someone else’s toxicity/negativity bring you down.

 

An agrument is when you are trying to determine WHO is right, a conversation is when you are trying to determine WHAT is right

In the business world we should all be having conversations, however in my experience this is very rarely the case, mostly it is arguments. So how do you change this? The first step is to point out the above. Ultimately this entire situation is caused by the ego, a universal variable most managers never take into account. Try to separate yourself from your idea and present it in a way that is purely beneficial to the company, if you do this enough times your ego will eventually be rewarded.

 

When making conversation with someone you’ve just met, ask them what they’ve been listening to lately, rather than what their favorite kind of music is – it’s fresh in their mind and they won’t have to pick favorites on the spot

 

 Getting angry with people for making mistakes doesn’t teach them not to make mistakes, it just teaches them to hide them. Highlight the mistake, not the person.

 

If your fire alarm goes off, call your pets and give them a treat. Eventually they will come when the alarm goes off, saving you from wasting time looking for pets during an evacuation.

Deliberately set off the alarm to do more frequent trainin

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20 Crucial Pieces Of Life Advice, As Told By People Over 60

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1. “Don’t look at the calendar. Just keep celebrating every day.”

2. Years go by in the blink of an eye. Don’t marry young. Live your life. Go places. Do things. If you have the means or not. Pack a bag and go wherever you can afford to go. While you have no dependents, don’t buy stuff. Any stuff. See the world. Look through travel magazines and pick a spot. GO!

3. Don’t take life so seriously. Even if things seem dark and hopeless, try to laugh at how ridiculous life is.

4. A true friend will come running if you call them at 2am; everyone else is just an acquaintance.

5. The most important person in your life is the person who agreed to share their life with you. Treat them as such.

6. Children grow up way too fast. Make the most of the time you have with them.

7. Nobody ever dies wishing they had worked more… Work hard, but don’t prioritize work over family, friends, or even yourself.

8. You might live a long life, or you might live a short one – who knows. But either way, trust me when I say that you’re going to wish you took better care of yourself in your youth.

9. If you’re getting overwhelmed by life, just return to the immediate present moment and savor all that is beautiful and comforting.Take a deep breath, relax.

10. Eat and exercise like you’re a diabetic heart patient with a stroke – so you never actually become one.

11. We have one time on this earth. Don’t wake up and realize that you are 60 years old and haven’t done the things you dreamed about.

12. Maybe this one isn’t as profound as the others, but I think it’s important… Floss regularly, dental problems are awful.

13. Don’t take anyone else’s advice as gospel. You can ask for advice from someone you respect, then take your situation into consideration and make your own decision. Essentially, take your own advice is my advice…

14. Stuff is just stuff. Don’t hold onto material objects, hold onto time and experiences instead.

15. The joints you damage today will get their revenge later. Even if you think they’ve recovered completely. TRUST ME!

16. I would say to appreciate the small things and to be present in the moment. What do I mean? Well, it seems today like younger people are all about immediate gratification. Instead, why not appreciate every small moment? We don’t get to stay on this crazy/wonderful planet forever and the greatest pleasure can be found in the most mundane of activities. Instead of sending a text, pick up the phone and call someone. Call your mother, have a conversation about nothing in particular. Those are the moments to hold onto.

17. Pay your bills and stay the hell out of debt. If I could have paid myself all the money I’ve paid out in interest over the years, I’d be retired already.

18. Jealousy destroys relationships. Trust your significant other, because who else are you supposed to trust?

19. If you have a dream of being or doing something that seems impossible, try for it anyway. It will only become more impossible as you age and become responsible for other people.

20. When you meet someone for the first time, stop and realize that you really know nothing about them. You see race, gender, age, clothes. Forget it all. You know nothing. Those biased assumptions that pop into your head because of the way your brain likes categories, are limiting your life, and other people’s lives.

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The Dumping Grounds

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