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What It’s Like to Date a Horse – NY Mag

Why you should never leave water bottles in a hot car – AOL

24 hours at my local Dunkin’ Donuts – The Outline

The Small Tweaks That Made This Olympian’s Diet Gold-Medal Worthy – MBG

A Must Have For Computer Users Who Have A Hard Time Keeping Their Desk Organized
Amazon

Oscar Winner Jordan Peele Wants To Direct A Live-Action Version Of Disney’s Gargoyles – Total Nerd

These are the 5 “super skills” you need for jobs of the future – Fast Co

The Active Mindset: A Sure Way To Avoid All Boredom With Life – Darius Foroux

Why Lyft Is Trying to Become the Next Subscription Business – Wired

5 Ways Video Games Lie To You To Make You Feel Badass – Cracked

Why The Weather Broadcast Most Popular Segment in Mexico – Leenks

Airfare Study Claims This Is Exactly How Far In Advance You Should Book Your Flights – Departures

Americans Crave Group Sex – Mel Magazine

The Greatest TV Writers Rooms Ever – Vulture

Iskra Lawrence is a curvy goddess – Drunken Stepfather

This ’69 Mach 40 With an 850-HP Ford GT Engine Might Be the Baddest Mustang Ever – Maxim

The Best Photography Of The Week – Digg

Rilke on the Lonely Patience of Creative Work – Brain Pickings

Every Major Type of Red Wine, Explained – Thrillist

Why so many World Cup sponsors are from China – The Economist

Distinguishing Between Factual and Opinion Statements in the News – Journalism

Ariel Winter Flaunts Her Busty Figure Pumping Gas Out In LA – Egotastic

How to eat like a chef for less than £20 a week – The Guardian

Kristen Bell, Selena Gomez and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

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Beautiful Black Women

A Few Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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No Biggie… Just Cruising The Carpool Lane

 

These women are from the Slapaho tribe

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Going in for those Instagram likes!

 

Winning at life!

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When you send a risky text and she doesn’t respond

 

LOL!

 

Responsible Gun Owner

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The sweet sound of a broken back

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This wearable flotation device can save your life!

 

Carnival guy dedicated to the dart booth for little kids 

 

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The Daily Man-Up

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To start, lobsters and humans have similar nervous systems and live in a dominance hierarchy. But what do lobsters have to do with standing up straight? Well, humans and lobsters share the chemical serotonin, which governs posture. When a lobster is defeated in a fight, its posture drops, it faces the ground and appears weak to others. The same thing happens to humans, and with each defeat, serotonin levels drop and so does our posture.

If a person slouches, they present themselves as defeated. However, if a person stands up straight, it means they may have taken a hit but are not defeated.

It means that you, both physically and mentally, are able and willing to move forward in life to the next challenge. It also signals to other people that you are able to handle whatever life throws your way while you pursue your rightful destiny.

Life is not easy. There will be pain and suffering. But do not let chaos bring you down. Accept the fact that this journey will not be smooth and that no matter what happens, you will take responsibility for your life and do what you can to make it better. And when negative situations occur in life that you cannot control, you will still stand up straight and not let it bring you down.

12 Rules For Life – Jordan Peterson

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Feed Your Brain With These Fascinating Facts

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OJ Simpson hosted a pay-per-view prank show called ‘Juice’. In one of the skits, he works as a used car salesman selling a White Bronco with bullet holes in which he promotes the car’s “escapability”(article)

 

There is no antivenom for a blue-ringed octopus bite. However, if you can get a ventilator to breathe for you for 15 hours, you survive with no side effects (article)

Tetrodotoxin causes severe and often total body paralysis. Tetrodotoxin envenomation can result in victims being fully aware of their surroundings but unable to move. Because of the paralysis that occurs, they have no way of signaling for help or any way of indicating distress.

(photo: Bernard DUPONT)

 

Pokémon is the highest-grossing media franchise in the world with $59 Billion in revenue, $16 Billion more than Star Wars

 

The snow in ‘The Wizard of Oz’ was asbestos. The Wicked Witch’s broom was made of asbestos, as was the Scarecrow’s entire outfit despite the fact that asbestos’ health risks were already known at the time in 1939 (article)

 

In 2007 workers in Antarctica discovered several perfectly preserved crates of Scotch Whiskey left behind by Ernest Shackleton in 1909

 

Dolly Parton gave each family who lost its primary residence in the 2016 TN fires $1,000 a month for five months. When she arrived to help dole out the final payments, she brought the nearly 900 families an unexpected bonus – another $5,000 each for a total of $10,000. (article)

 

The Heart Attack Grill, a Las Vegas restaurant where people over 350 lbs. eat free. 3 people have died while eating there, and the only vegan option on their menu is cigarettes.

On February 11, 2012, a customer suffered what was reported to be an apparent heart attack while eating a “Triple Bypass Burger” at the grill. Restaurant owner Jon Basso called 9-1-1 and the customer was taken to the hospital. Reportedly patrons thought it was a stunt and started taking photos. Basso later said, “I actually felt horrible for the gentleman because the tourists were taking photos of him.”

 

Princess Diana, on live TV, shook the hand of an AIDS patient without wearing gloves, challenging the belief that AIDS could be passed via contact. The act was seen as a huge moment for those suffering with the disease.

“HIV does not make people dangerous to know. You can shake their hands and give them a hug. Heaven knows they need it. What’s more, you can share their homes, their workplaces, and their playgrounds and toys.”

 

Keanu Reeves runs a private charitable foundation to fund cancer research and children’s hospitals. In 2009, he told Ladies Home Journal: “I don’t like to attach my name to it, I just let the foundation do what it does.”

 

A researcher once played a recording of an elephant who had died. The sound was coming from a speaker hidden in a thicket. The family went wild calling, looking all around. The dead elephant’s daughter called for days afterward. The researchers never again did such a thing. (article)

 

There’s a restaurant in New York that doesn’t employ chefs; they employ grandmas. Every day, a different grandma from around the world designs her own menu. (article)

The concept came about after owner Jody Scaravella lost his mother in the early 2000s. When he opened Enoteca Maria two years later, Scaravella staffed his kitchen with Italian grandmothers (“nonnas”) to create feeling of homey comfort in his restaurant.

In July of 2015, Scaravella invited a Pakistani nonna to cook for a night. From there, the project expanded into “Nonnas of the World,” and he invited nonnas from all backgrounds to come and cook their home cuisine for appreciative customers.

Although some of the nonnas hail from Staten Island, most come from Brooklyn. Others travel from New Jersey and the Bronx to share their family’s culinary history. Their food comes from all over the world though. To date, Nonnas of the World has featured cooks from Japan, Syria, France, Bangladesh, Venezuela, Poland, Greece, Turkey, Liberia, Kazakhstan, the Dominican Republic, Czechia, Belarus, Pakistan, and of course, Italy, just to name a few.

 

There is a group of about 400 ultra powerful and wealthy individuals that see movies on release day in their own home theaters. It costs $100k to join and $4k/month membership. It is called the Bel Air Circuit. 

 

At the age of 16 Ted Kaczysnki was a student at Harvard, where he underwent devastating psychological torture as part of the CIA’s MKUltra “mind control” program. Today, we know Kaczynski as The Unabomber. (article)

 

Sleeping under a weighted blanket can help reduce insomnia and anxiety (article)

A weighted blanket molds to your body like a warm hug. The pressure also helps relax the nervous system.  It’s a totally safe and effective non-drug therapy for sleep and relaxation naturally. Psychiatric, trauma, geriatric, and pediatric hospital units use weighted blankets to calm a patient’s anxiety and promote deep, restful sleep. In a similar way to swaddling comforting an infant, the weight and pressure on an adult provides comfort and relief.

When pressure is gently applied to the body, it encourages serotonin production, which lifts your mood. When serotonin naturally converts to melatonin, your body takes the cue to rest.

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Props To All The Folks Out There Putting In The Work And Making That Healthy Transformation

How To Read More

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by Ryan Holiday

When you read a lot of books people inevitably assume you speed read. In fact, that’s probably the most common email I get. They want to know my trick for reading so fast. They see all the books I recommend every month in my reading newsletter and assume I must have some secret. So they ask me to teach them how to speed read.

That’s when I tell them I don’t have a secret. Even though I read hundreds of books every single year, I actually read quite slow. In fact, I read deliberately slow, so that I can take notes (and then whenever I finish a book, I go back through and transcribe these notes for my version of a commonplace book.

So where do I get the time? (Well for starters I don’t waste any of it asking dumb questions).

Look, where do you get the time to eat three meals a day? How do you have time to do all that sleeping? How do you manage to spend all those hours with your kids or wife or a girlfriend or boyfriend?

You don’t get that time anywhere, do you? You just make it because it’s really important. It’s a non-negotiable part of your life.

I think there are three main barriers that hold people back from making this happen and I want to disassemble them right now so you can start reading way, way more.

TIME

The key to reading lots of book begins with stop thinking of it as some activity that you do. Reading must become as natural as eating and breathing to you. It’s not something you do because you feel like it, but because it’s a reflex, a default.

Carry a book with you at all times. Every time you get a second, crack it open. Don’t install games on your phone–that’s time you could be reading. When you’re eating, read. When you’re on the train, in the waiting room, at the office–read. It’s work, really important work. Don’t let anyone ever let you feel like it’s not.

Do you know how much time you waste during the day? Conference calls, meetings, TV shows that you don’t really like but watch anyway. Well, if you can make time for that you can make time for reading. (Or better, just swap those activities for books)

MONEY

If I had to steal books to support my reading habit, I would. Thankfully you can buy some of the best literature ever published for pennies on Amazon.

But forget money entirely when it comes to books. Reading is not a luxury. It’s not something you splurge on. It’s a necessity.

As Erasmus, the 16th century scholar once put it, “When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.”

On top of that, books are an investment. I hear from people all the time who tell me they plan to buy this book or that book. Plan? Just buy it. I promised myself a long time ago that if I saw a book that interested me I’d never let time or money or anything else prevent me from having it.

Not money, not time, not my own laziness. Don’t wait around for some book you want to read to come out in paperback–trying to save $2 or $3 is the wrong mindset. If it’s a book you’ll read, then read it now, not in a year.

(One related note: I don’t check books out from the library and haven’t since I was a child. This isn’t like renting a mindless movie. You should be keeping the books you read for reference and for re-reading. If you are OK giving the books back after two weeks you might want to examine what you are reading).

PURPOSE

Perhaps the reason you having trouble is you forgot the purpose of reading. It’s not just for fun. Human beings have been recording their knowledge in book form for more than 5,000 years.

That means that whatever you’re working on right now, whatever problem you’re struggling with, is probably addressed in some book somewhere by someone a lot smarter than you. Save yourself the trouble of learning from trial and error–find that point. Benefit from that perspective.

The walls of my house are covered in books from floor to ceiling. The last time I moved, I had to rent a U-Haul exclusively for books. At first that frustrated me, and then I remembered that books paid the rent on both those houses. They kept me sane, they made me a lot of money.

The purpose of reading is not just raw knowledge. It’s that it is part of the human experience. It helps you find meaning, understand yourself, and make your life better.

There is very little else that you can say that about. Very little else like that under $20 too.

Look, you either get this or you don’t. Reading is something you know is important and want to do more of. Or you’re someone who just doesn’t read. If you’re the latter, you’re on your own (you’re also probably not that smart).

Think of someone like Frederick Douglass, who brought himself up out of slavery by sneaking out and teaching himself to read. Books weren’t some idle pursuit or pastime to him, they were survival itself. And despite this dire situation, he managed to read and, as the writer Thomas Sowell once put it, “educate himself to the point where his words now have to be explained to today’s expensively under-educated generation.”

What excuse do you have?

If you want to read more, there’s no real secret. It’s about adjusting your priorities and your perception so that reading becomes an extension of who you are and what you do.

When that happens, you’ll be the person that people now ask: How do you do it? And the answer will be: I just do.

This post originally ran on ThoughtCatalog.com.

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The Dumping Grounds

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Pastry Chef Attempts To Make Gourmet Lucky Charms

 

The sound of A-10 Warthog Gatling Gun

 

Apache Helicopter vs 20 Taliban

 

Quantum Computing Expert Explains One Concept in 5 Levels of Difficulty

 

Jim Lee inks fan’s pencils and talks about inking and his process

 

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The 7 Best Alternatives to College and Grad School that Will Prepare You For Real World Success without Getting Into Debt – Knowledge For Men

The Best Place To Hide To Survive A Tornado – AOL

How Much Would It Cost to Build Jurassic Park Anyway? – Curiousity

This Tiny, Clever Device Will Help You Correct Your Bad Posture – Upright

Easy Exercises That Help Keep Your Mind Sharp at Any Age – Bright Side

How to Survive 75 Hours Alone in the Ocean – Outside

14 Things You Didn’t Know Happened After The Original Star Wars Trilogy – Total Nerd

Five Features of Better Arguments – The Atlantic

This Is Why Small Talk Makes Some People So Anxious – Tonic

FDA Approves First Drug Made From Cannabis – Gizmodo

How Millennials Can Overcome Their 6 Biggest Financial Challenges – Art Of Manliness

The secret to a meaningful life is simpler than you think – Quartz

An Argument Expert Explains the Best Way to Fight With Your Partner – The Cut

7 warning signs that you shouldn’t accept a job offer – Fast Co

Julia Rose is Burning Up Instagram – Yes Bitch

Passive income vs. passion income – Get Rich Slowly

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Roseanne Barr tearfully says “I’ve lost everything” in new interview – CBS

The Best Way to Wipe Your Butt, According to the Experts – Mental Floss

Really cool device lets people on crutches walk hands free – Awesome Galore

Taylor Hill’s Racy Skimpy Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Can You Get a Mortgage with 2 to 3% Down? – Life Hacker

How To Eat to Live Longer-and Healthier – Goop 

Which Books Do Famous Authors Read and Recommend Most? – Literary Hub

Athletes Are Naked and Jacked in ESPN’s Body Issue – The Blemish

Watch a 4000-Year Old Babylonian Recipe for Stew, Found on a Cuneiform Tablet, Get Cooked by Researchers from Yale & Harvard – YouTube

Jon Snow and Ygritte got married in rea life – Go Fug Yourself

Did a Lady Flash Her Cooch During The NHL Draft? – The Slip

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Hot Instagram Girl Of The Day: Sophie Mudd

Video Game and Music Fusion: Rockit Gaming Breaks Boundaries

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Rockit Gaming combines our favorite video games with kickass music. Founded by Vince Newsom and Russell McKamey have taken their dream and made it into a reality by creating music themed around the latest video games. The duo are one of the few who are actually making a living in the music industry by coming up with an innovative business idea. With over 200 songs, they’ve covered everything from Call of Duty to Fortnite and Rainbow Six Seige and tons more, gaining them over 36.2 million view on YouTube to date. 

Rockit Gaming are changing the music and gaming industry in a way that has never been done before. With the global games market reaching over $137.9 billion in 2018, the guys have definitely got a good thing going here. They’re literally living the dream, combining the best of both video games and music. Check out their YouTube page for all their insane music videos, you’ll find yourself lost in their crazy world.

 

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Welcome To Caveman’s Fight Club!

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Donald Cerrone delivers a masterpiece combination against Rick Story

 

Joey Davis melts Ian Butler’s insides with a heel to the liver 

 

MMA coach in Brazil trying to condition his fighters

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This kid is only 14 and a fucking savage!

 

Canelo almost decapitates Amir Khan

 

Sick counter by Connor!

 

Sweet Chin Music!

 

I can appreciate a Fair one! 

 

Bodybuilder hitting the mits…LOL!

 

This device helps boxers improve their reflexes and increase hand speed

 

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The Daily Man-Up: Pain Is Your Friend And Ally

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The most necessary thing in life, is pain. Without pain we cannot develop toughness or grit. Without pain we cannot improve, learn, and grow. Pain is our greatest ally in our quest to become something more than what we currently are. So seek it out. Go beyond what you can currently do and who you currently are. Ask more of your body and your mind and evolve into the man you are capable of becoming.

Pain is not something to run from, but attract. In attracting more you allow yourself to become more.

Strength is only acquired through pain.

No matter the kind of strength you’re talking about, be it physical, mental, or of the spirit, the only way to obtain it and develop it is through pain.

Pain is the doorway we must walk through daily to become the men we can become. It’s in pain that we break down the muscle, it’s in pain that we break the spirit.

After going beyond where we could previously go, we acquire a new capacity to resist whatever the world throws at us, be it a heavier weight or a more arduous test. 

If you set out to be more than a man, but a force, you can never back down.

If what you want to be is more than the average fella, you have to resolve to never back down. That is, even though pain and loss and failure may be in your future, you must meet it all on your feet, trudging forward, never willingly backi ng down or taking a knee.

The man who is a force to be reckoned with gets there because of will, because of a choice, not because of innate talent or God-given ability.

Make that choice. It isn’t the easy choice to be made, but it will lead to a life of purpose and meaning.

Check out the rest of the article here

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A Few First Hand Accounts Of Different Life Experiences

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What is it like to be a Hikikomori?

The Japanese term hikikomori refers to people who avoid personal or social contact and live in self-imposed isolation for an extended period—six months or longer, as defined by the Ministry of Health, Labor, and Welfare. The same term refers to the phenomenon of social withdrawal exhibited by these individuals. The recluses commonly live at home with their parents, holed up in their bedrooms, neither supporting themselves financially nor functioning independently.

I was 16 when I dropped out of public school to finish up online. That is when my prolonged bouts of social isolation started. I had friends, but these friends were people I abused drugs with (to cope with our life circumstances), as they weren’t socially adapted like most people our age.

As time went on I ended up cutting off all contact with them and haven’t contacted them since age 18. I haven’t had a social outing in 5 years. It’s liberating but embarrassing at the same time to be saying that.

I moved out a few days after I turned 18 into an apartment paid for by my parents. I’ve been here in this 2 bed apartment for 5 years. I can go months without leaving my apartment.

I’m so pathetically apathetic/majorly depressed/self-hating/unmotivated that I have allowed and manipulated/encouraged my mother to come over and pre-make all my food for me (salads, pre-cooked meat, etc) for a few days at a time.

She comes over every 3-4 days to clean my entire apartment (dishes, trash, etc) and drop off my food. She’s been doing this the past 5 years so I don’t have to leave my apartment, even if it’s something trivial like bringing in a case of water; she does it ALL. She’s running out of energy and she’s getting reoccurring back injuries and shoulder pain from all the lifting she does. I can’t honestly tell you I feel sorry for her or guilty for her pain. I simply have removed all empathy from my being as a way to look out for myself and my “selfish” needs in order to minimize suffering and cope with my dissipating youth.

I literally do nothing to help her but retreat to my room where my computer is and wait patiently for her to leave. I can’t bare to see her. Although I am minutely thankful for her “helping” me with the necessities, I genuinely deep down have an innate hatred for her. She is arguably at the epicenter of all my suffering in life.

I am Hikikomori/NEET because I absolutely hate the way my face looks and I feel as if I’m not tall enough or robust enough body-wise. I have no motivation to better myself because the foundation of my life (my body/looks) is fundamentally flawed and subhuman.

I hate her because I inherited her objectively unappealing features via genetic recombination.

I can say — with confidence, that I just want to continue to be left alone. I can’t stand to face reality or the outside world and all the difficulties that would inevitably await me.

I do think about suicide a lot but I wouldn’t do it because I have a strong survival instinct and I would only be open to suicide via a certain pharmaceutical that is virtually unattainable.

It’s kind of liberating — to give up all hope in life. I feel so old. The past 5 years have flown past me in the blink of an eye. It’s all such a blur. The entire 5 years was spent watching youtube videos, playing video games and sleeping. The entire time, literally.

Everyday is the same, there is no difference as the days go by. What I do today Is the same thing I did 5 years ago when all of this started to get serious.

It’s hard to find people online who live such a life like me. There are days I want to cry but I can’t get anything out and it leads to anger.

– TheMostBitter

 

 

What is it like to be a Dominatrix

Watching the physiological flash that accompanies an erotic experience of pain is like watching someone get hit by a car. And when it happens, I can taste the adrenaline in my mouth.

Even as a child, I understood the erotic charge in a misbalance of power. In my games of soldier, someone would always end up getting tied up. My first experience with sadomasochism, I was submissive. But after five seconds I knew I wanted to be on top.

I’m not a very bitchy dominatrix. I don’t yell. If I have to raise my voice, I feel like I’ve already surrendered power. Everything I’m doing — what I’m wearing, who I am in the room — should enforce the fact that I’m in control. I’m more than six feet tall, but I like to wear six-inch high heels just to be mean. I wear a lot of latex. If I’m coming from work, I’ll leave on a white oxford and put on a black undercut leather corset. The overall effect is very schoolmarmish. I like that. Clients do, too.

Last week I tied up a client in a Japanese mummy harness, which runs from your ankles to your neck. I clamped his tongue between two chopsticks and put clips on his thighs. He got pretty gaspy, so I put water in my hands and let him drink it off of my fingers. After that, we did a very controlled, ritualistic piercing session on his chest. He had the most calm, blissful expression, and I could tell the endorphins were really flowing. I blew on the ash of my cigarette and brushed it against his nipple, then finished off the session by covering his wounds with hot wax. The look on his face when we were finished was unbelievable. He was so relaxed — like a child. When that happens, I feel like a therapist.

The first time I dominated was in a session — for $250 an hour. It’s not prostitution. It’s not anywhere close to that. It’s an art form.

During the day, I work in corporate America, in television. I went to a good school. I play the cello. Financially, I’m at the point where I don’t have to do this if I don’t want to. I wouldn’t be involved if it wasn’t fun.

– Storm

 

 

What is it like to be a kleptomaniac?

I didn’t steal because I was destitute. I stole because I had different emotions — fear, anger, frustration, and desperation — all banging up against one another. Shoplifting became the release, and the release became an addiction. I felt entitled to shoplift because I felt that I had suffered unfairly in my life and that stealing redressed these wrongs. Let someone else be the victim.

I thought about shoplifting before I got out of bed in the morning. I’d go on binges. I’d lose myself. I stole from so many stores that I literally lost track of my whereabouts and relied on merchandise tags to tell me what store I was stealing from. I wasn’t aware of what I was taking, just grabbing things off the shelves.

Look around your house: Everything you’ve paid for, I stole — camera equipment, houseplants, paintings, shoes, CDs, videocassettes, DVDs, mouthwash, aspirin, batteries, film, lightbulbs, a fan, towels, gift wrapping, coats, sweaters, books, magazines, envelopes, and children’s toys. I had a twelve-by-twenty-foot storage room filled with things I’d never use.

I wore a baggy coat, and in summer I wore loose-fitting clothing. I’ve heard of people who line shopping bags with aluminum foil to scramble electronic sensors. I always carried razor blades, a pair of pliers, and a screwdriver to remove security tags. I preferred stores in older buildings because they weren’t designed with shoplifters in mind, and I looked for places in the store with columns where I could hide from cameras.

One time, I was trying on shoes in a department store and deceived the saleslady into going to the back room. While she was gone, I put a pair in a bag and walked out of the store. I should have never looked back, but I immediately returned to the store. The saleslady must have been looking for me because when she saw me, I was surrounded by sixteen store detectives. I knew they had me. And they took me to a jail cell that was right on the store premises. I wasn’t alone. I had lots of company in there.

I’ve been arrested five times. Each time I asked myself how I could do it better the next time so I wouldn’t get caught again.

– Anonymous

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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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Why do we hear time and time again about police shooting unarmed people?

I’d like to share this story with you. This happened to me recently:

At about 01:30 in the morning, I pulled up in my cruiser to a medical office building to follow up on a theft case I was working on. The parking lot is not very well lit. As I step out of my cruiser, a man runs towards me, holding something in his right hand. It’s dark, and all I can make out is that it’s thin, about 6″ long, and one half is wrapped in cloth. He starts swinging it around, yelling “I’ll fucking kill you! I’ll eat you! I’ll fuck you!”

I draw my firearm, point it at him, and start giving loud verbal commands. At the same time, I radio dispatch for help. He’s not responding to my commands. He’s still yelling, swinging the item, making stabbing motions, making threats. He starts approaching slowly, I back off to keep distance. We start moving into the street. About that time my backup shows up. Other officers draw down on the man, start giving verbal commands. He’s still not responding.

At this point, it would have been prudent to tase him, but my department doesn’t equip us with tasers.

We finally end up in a well lit area across from a restaurant (and boy oh boy, were the cell phones out.) As we’re continuing to go back and forth with this guy, one of my backup units gets in close enough to see that what he’s holding isn’t a knife, and doesn’t look like a shank, either. He hits the guy with OC spray to no effect, and then moves in with a baton, striking the hand holding the object. The guy finally drops the object, we all move in and take him down. Bonus: He’s covered in feces and urine.

So what was the object? All that time? A ninja turtles toothbrush.

Here’s the thing: At any time during that encounter, from the time he initially approached me aggressively to the time we were finally able to see what the item was, had he charged at me or another officer, or a bystander, I (we) would have shot and killed him. Now I did have the presence of mind during the encounter to wonder if the item was in fact a knife, because I’ve had similar experiences before. But given his behavior, and the way he was brandishing it, I had perfectly good reason to believe that it was a weapon. More importantly, I’m not going to let my own doubts get me killed.

So what if I had killed him?

Well, the cell phone videos would be out. The media would report, initially, the most simple version of the story:

Townsville Metro Police Kill Man Wielding Toothbrush.

Reddit is pretty quick with things like this, so shortly thereafter on the front page:

Police officer MURDERS man over ninja turtles toothbrush.

The initial news headline would play out for a bit, until they got a few more details.

Townsville Metro Police Shoot Young Black Man Wielding Toothbrush.

Another media outlet, upset that they didn’t get the initial scoop, goes with something a bit more sensational to grab the media consumer’s attention:

Townsville Police Kill Unarmed Young Black Man.

There you have it. The average media consumer’s opinion has already been formed by the headline – many won’t even bother to read the story. Even if they did, the story will contain the most basic of details. Cops shoot guy, guy only has toothbrush.

Here’s what the stories won’t contain: My thoughts and feelings upon the initial encounter. The things that I can (or can’t) see. My fear. My wondering if I’m about to kill a man, and how I’m going to deal with that. Am I going to break down like so many others? Become an alcoholic? What if it doesn’t stop him? What if he kills me? I need help. Where are they? What’s taking them so long? Who is this man? Why does he want to kill me? What if a bystander walks into this? I can’t let him take a hostage. Goddamnit where is my backup?!

And then later: My god, I almost killed a man over a toothbrush. Would it have been justified? Maybe the courts would have exonerated me, but would I still get fired? Could I forgive myself? Great, I’ve got someone else’s shit and piss all over me for the third time this week.

And then, much later…well, just imagine, after all that, how it feels to see someone watch a massively abbreviated news report on the incident, form an entire opinion based upon that miniscule amount of information (and their complete lack of qualified expertise or experience) and condemn me for my decisions. As weird as it sounds, this is my job – my expertise. Criticizing me for how I deal with a shit covered maniac is no different than you walking in on an open heart surgery and telling the surgeon he’s using the wrong scalpel.

Don’t let the media form your opinions. Understand that investigations can take a very long time. Most importantly, understand that these situations are often so massively complicated that no journalist could ever truly convey all of the details – especially what’s going on in my head when I have to make that critical, life altering decision.

 

 

Why don’t police just shoot the arms or legs or fire a warning shot to dissuade an armed suspect?

The same thing everyone who carrys a firearm professionally has been taught for the last 100 years. Center mass/ upper thoracic. Transition to the skull as a failure drill. Pelvic girdle is the last resort, and generally only really effective if using a rifle. Based off the recent training I’ve had, I’m becoming increasingly fond of the trend to start with the skull and work your way down.

The reasons are numerous (and very well documented), but I’ll sum it up as best I can.

When you pull out a gun to stop someone else with a gun, the goal is to achieve a result as quickly as possible. Everyone agrees on that. But where the confusion comes from is what results look like. Shooting someone in the arm or leg is really, really hard. Hell – shooting someone in the chest is hard, especially when both parties are moving and shooting at each other. But besides hard, the leg doesnt give us what we want.

Despite what we see in TV shows, legs shots and rounds to the extremities don’t typically incapacitate or even slow people down. Especially rounds fired from a handgun… we’re talking small holes punched into the body at relatively slow speeds. Pistol rounds don’t typically break bones, etc. They punch holes. And people with holes in their legs, historically, can still kill you (and anyone else near by). Many people who are shot dont even know about it until after the fact. Leg shots aren’t even less-lethal. They are one of the worst places to get shot… the problem is it takes several minutes to bleed out from that leg shot, and during that time you are still more than capable of inflicting damage. Tldr: leg shots are super difficult (and if you miss, you increase the odds of killing an innocent), don’t stop your threat, and if you pull them off, your threat still dies (just 10 minutes later).

Warning shots fall into a similar category… but are even worse. People dont tend to understand bullets very well. Every round fired from that gun goes somewhere. And as an armed professional, you are responsible for every round you fire. That warning shot can easily ricochet and kill a bystander. It can travel through several walls or vehicles and strike someone you can’t even see. Rounds fired into the air… must come down somewhere. And most importantly, what is the point? If a loud noise was enough to get your criminal to “give up”, something tells me pointing a gun at them and saying “show me your fucking hands!” will achieve a similar result. Warning shots put EVERYONE within a mile of the shooter at risk, and only serve to make noise.

The gun comes out when you need to (or anticipate needing to) incapacitate a threat within a fraction of a second in order to potentially save other lives. The fastest way to incapacitate a threat is to shoot them in the chest or head. Even rounds fired to the chest can be ineffective – as such many departments today teach aiming for the head as either a failure drill (rounds to the chest aren’t working, transition point of aim to the head), or as an initial target (if a round to the head is missed, transition to the larger target of the chest and keep firing until the target falls).

It’s a hard answer no one wants to hear, but it’s why all armed professionals are trained to shoot center-mass (at a minimum).

 

 

Does being a police officer make you hate people?

Yes and no.

Everyone surrounds themselves predominantly with people they like; it’s called having friends. Not so much when you’re at work. You get on with some people, less so with others. But those you don’t like? You know, Steve from marketing. You can’t stand his face. Steve is a dick.

When you work in the police, you’re constantly put into situations with people you will not like. It’s the nature of the job, in that the only reason we’re dealing with someone is because someone has done something wrong. We deal with the stressed victim, the outraged suspect, the camera-phone commentator, the abusive drunk, the remorseless criminal.

And you will hate some of them.

The victim who called you in the first place, who refuses to give a 10 minute statement, expects hours of your time, who tells you you’re useless and unprofessional. You try and sympathise with their situation, but you’re only human.

The suspect stopped on the street; he doesn’t care that he matches the description of a mugging nearby, he shouts and screams at you, demanding names and shoulder numbers, claiming you’ll be out of your job within the week.

The man with the camera-phone in hand, screaming police brutality as you restrain a stabbing suspect. No regard for who, what and why, he hates the police, he hates you, and he wants proof that he’s right in doing so.

The man, who after 12 pints and a brawl, has been arrested for drunk and disorderly. He demands an explanation of how he’s being disorderly, before calling you a piece of shit and threatening to kill you the second his cuffs come off, without even taking a breath.

And of course, those specimens of society whose actions stay in your thoughts for days. Any officer loves telling their civvy mates a good story, with all the excitement and danger. But there’s stories you don’t tell. There’s an ugly side to the world, and sometimes we’re unfortunate enough to get an eyeful.

So yes, we hate people. We are spat on and screamed at and abused and threatened and attacked, all by the same public we signed up to protect.

But that isn’t everyone.

I didn’t mention the victim who emailed your sergeant, commending you despite not recovering their stolen bike. The bloke who’s out drinking with his mates, but stops for a second to thank you for what you do. There’s the nervous but friendly suspect you’ve just arrested for possession, who you sneak a cigarette with in the yard before booking into custody. And there’s the cute young lady on a night out who asks to wear your hat.

The odds are stacked against us. We are the police, ultimately we are here to fight crime. Shockingly, the people involved in crime are often easy to hate. But in my opinion, there’s just enough exceptions to the rule to at least keep me sane.

 

 

What are some things police officers wish they could tell you, but can’t?

Here is my list, (I went to 20):

  1. “If the average person knew the state of law enforcement in this country, they couldn’t sleep at night” – from one of my academy instructor’s lectures. Nothing has changed in 28 years. There is a reason why I always carry a gun off-duty and try to talk all of my loved ones into at least owning a firearm.
  2. There are a lot fewer of us out on the street than you know. Take your local agency’s head count, lop off about 20 percent for administrative assignments, then divide the remaining amount by three or four (shifts). Then subtract about a quarter for those on days off/sick days/limited duty/training/vacation. Make it a busy night and no cars will be available and the calls pile up… and pile up.
  3. After about three years, most officers become civil service workers. They are not looking to invent new case law or do more paperwork. At five to seven years, most officers think about another line of work. If they pass that hurdle, they can last 20. At 20 plus years, unless you are driving like you are competing in the Indy-500, you’re not getting stopped and you have to really, really work to be arrested.
  4. The job is not nearly as exciting as portrayed on Cops or other television shows. There is an inordinate amount of paperwork – at times it seems like we are glorified secretaries with guns.
  5. When we arrive on scene, we instantaneously know who is going to jail: the guy with no shirt (or wearing a “wife-beater”) with a mullet, usually standing in the middle of the road puffing up.
  6. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, good happens after midnight.
  7. Don’t expect me to fix in under 15-minutes what took you ten years to destroy.
  8. Don’t expect me to raise your kids. You decided for years to raise feral children with no discipline or sense of social responsibility, I can’t do much in a few minutes.
  9. None of us care who you know. If you had any real juice; you’d not say anything, but would just smile and accept the citation or arrest and magically, behind the scenes, things would be fixed. I’ve dealt with the really connected people and have seen how they can manipulate the system – and that obviously ain’t you.
  10. You can’t get our badge. Trust me, we hear that all the time. Just like how you will sue – get in line. Again, if you had power, you’d be as inconspicuous as possible.
  11. Attitude goes a long way. I’ve cited people I originally was going to warn and warned people who I was going to cite. Same with arrests.
  12. If we have to fight you or shoot you, we will be the first to give you medical treatment.
  13. We are not trained as social workers or psychologists but that is a big portion of our jobs. When no one else is available or can help, it seems like a good time to call the police department.
  14. When we are trying to help you and you feel like we are trying to shove a square peg into a round hole – we feel the same way. The laws and policies don’t make much sense to us either.
  15. Law enforcement is one of only two jobs where everyone is an “expert” with no training or experience. The other one is being a head football coach.
  16. I sincerely apologize when we forget to be empathic. While this our 500th burglary, this is your first time being violated. While this is our 200th dead body call, it’s your first.
  17. I don’t care about your prior bad experience with law enforcement. I’m here now. I’ve had bad experiences with plumbers, physicians and barbers, but I don’t stereotype a whole profession off of one experience.
  18. Our cars aren’t much different than yours. Sure we have a snazzy paint job, some special lights and a radio, but we can get as stuck as easily as you, we can have an accident just like you and we can’t stop on a dime. And, we’re limited on how fast we can get to a call. We can’t go warp speed nor get traffic to part, like Moses did with the sea.
  19. We really don’t care what race, sex or ethnic group you belong to, we are trying to get this issue resolved before going to the next call.
  20. We all H-A-T-E when you scare your young kids by threatening them by telling them we will arrest them. Really? Way to make your kids the next generation of cop-haters and they are now petrified to approach us if they’re in danger or lost.

 

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 Reporter to Lionel Messi [in Spanish]: “After the 1st game I gave you a good-luck amulet that my wife gave me. I don’t know if you still have it or threw it away…” Messi then shows he’s worn it all along and reporter is stunned. 

 

Michael Jackson’s friend who owned a mall had a section of the mall closed for a entire day so MJ could experience shopping without being attacked by fans. Complete with people who would pretend as if MJ was just another shopper.

 

Michael Jackson goes shopping in Las Vegas

 

How One Dish Has Kept This Japanese Restaurant Around for 250 Years 

 

Japanese men locked in their bedrooms for years

 

Unbox Therapy – Neat Device Can Hyper Chill Warm Drinks Instantly

 

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How to Stop Being a Pushover – Life Hacker

This Wood-Burning Camp Stove Recharges Your Phone With Fire. Yeah, Really – BioLite

Normalisation of ‘plus-size’ risks hidden danger of obesity, study finds – EurekAlert

What Can I Do To Prevent Aging? – Goop 

Why 23:59 Is The Coolest Airline Rule For Travelers – God Save The Points

The World’s Most Ruthless Food Startup: The Inside Story of How HelloFresh Clawed Its Way to the Top – INC

Muslim women in the Netherlands will be banned from wearing face-covering veils in common public spaces, like schools, hospitals, or on public transportation – VOX

$117,000 per year is now considered low-income in San Francisco – SF Gate

Which L.A. Neighborhood Should You Move To? – Thrillist

Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stefpather

North Korea cancels annual ‘anti-US’ rally as relations improve – Independent

Hot Instagram Pictures Of Rebecca Holly – Lurk And Perv

Here Are All The GOATS (Greatest Of All Time) – Deadspin

What We Learned About Sexual Desire From 10 Years of Pornhub User Data – The Cut

Society’s tech addiction is so bad we don’t even notice it – Think

Camila Cabello, Rachel Bilson and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

What I’ve Learned From Not Buying Anything For the Past 6 Months – Becoming Minimalist

The Garbage Man Is Having A Bad Day – Leenks

How to Forgive Your Father – GQ

5 Practices That Helped Me Stop Being a People Pleaser – Tiny Buddha

Never, Ever Schedule Serious Talks With Your Significant Other – Mel Magazine

The $1 Million McLaren Senna Made My Face Muscles Try To Escape – Jalopnik

Yes, you can stop snoring. Here’s how – Popular Science

You can order Viagra online! Just answer some easy questions and an online doctor will prescribe it! – ForHims

Madison Beer in a Pink Bikini! Camel Toe! – The Slip

Man Bites Off A Piece Of His Opponent’s Ear During A Fight In Philadelphia! – Worldstar

Cute blonde showing a little more than something – Ehowa

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Beautiful Asian Girls

Reaction GIFs Beeeyotch!

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When I go to the toilet without my phone 

 

When your girl passes out but her hoe friend still up taking shots

 

When I open a jar that my girlfriend has been struggling with for 10 minutes

 

When that annoying coworker enters the breakroom during my lunch.

 

When my GF sneaks a finger up the booty hole w/o prior consent

 

When I’m annoyed at work but remember I’d be broke and homeless without it

 

When I see myself in the mirror after getting baked 

 

When your date brings up how their exes were ‘all crazy’ and that they ‘hate drama’

 

When I read on the application “What interests you about this position? Why do you want to work for us?”

 

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