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Where do you legally work from?

I started at the Bunny Ranch and moved to The Mustang Ranch.

How did you get into the business?

Long story short. I found Dennis Hof’s number and texted him some pictures. He called me and we talked and I was in. Like I was saying earlier, it doesn’t usually happen that way but I am someone that goes after the things I want.

How many clients would you see in an average day?

I don’t know if I can average because every day is different. I guess somewhere around 4 or 5. The most I ever had in one day was nine. They aren’t all sex. Some are just bj or hj. Some last 5 minutes. You never know.

Do you shower between clients? If not, what is the refreshment routine?

Every single time I shower after seeing a client.

Can you walk me through a typical visit to your establishment? Is it a time based thing? Like say for the sake of argument I cum really fast…is it a one and done?

You come into the restaurant/bar and a lady will approach you. You can tell her who you are interested in. We don’t get offended. You talk to the girl and if you agree to negotiate then you got a negotiation room and discuss and agree on a price.

It is time-based. Some girls are one orgasm and that’s it. Some of us are the opposite. As far as I’m concerned. If you can get erect again and we have time then we will do it again. I believe that if you paid for an hour then that means an hour.

Does a meeting with you have a fixed price, or can the cost go up depending on what the client wants? For example do you do buttstuff with your clients?

No buttstuff for me. About fixed prices. I have an hourly rate which is the normal things. If a client wants to do something out of the ordinary then yes the price will go up.

Does anyone ever walk in and you think “oh Jesus Christ he’s revolting, do I have to have sex with this?”

Yes, there are some guys you just are like “Nope”. I just decline. There is always one of the girls who have no problem with him. If you are wondering if I would think you are revolting I wouldn’t worry. Just be clean, dress nice and casual, have a good attitude, and you will walk out with a big smile on your face and you will sleep like a baby later that day.

Have you ever declined service to a potential customer?

Yes, I have declined customers. After we negotiate a price we do what is called a “dick check”. Basically look for obvious signs of std or other things. Although we use condoms every single time we still would not want to party with someone that has an obvious case of herpes.

I also decline anyone that is drunk, arrogant or an asshole. We have total control over which clients we accept and it’s not worth it to deal with some people.

I had a guy once ask for a discount. He said I should charge less because he had a big dick. HAHAHAAHAH. No, we didn’t party.

Ever catch anything from this work?

No, I have never caught anything. We take std tests every week and I have never had a problem. I have only seen one time did someone fail their test and that is a lot of girls every week for two years.

Have you ever started to “party” thinking the client was fine but then it got scary or inappropriate?

No. I avoid guys and I am very confident. I think guys like that can sense that I am not taking anyone’s crap. We have security and panic buttons. We have armed security and they will be there in 30 seconds flat.

Do you actually enjoy the sex you have with clients?

Yes, if I didn’t I couldn’t do this. I mean not every guy is going to be mind-blowing but generally, if you have made it far enough to the bedroom with me then I was okay with you and will have fun.

Is it always fun? No, it’s not possible.

Do you ever get guys who just want to snuggle and talk?

Yes! A lot of guys want to snuggle and talk. There is this image that you come in, we slap on a condom, we fuck and you get out. Maybe some girls are like that but I am not. You have paid for an hour or whatever so if you cum fast and want to snuggle I am totally fine with that.

A lot of guys talk about things and I don’t mind at all.

Have you had any virgin customer?

Yes, and I get a lot! I love virgins. This will sound weird but I like being the first. You never forget the first. I get younger and older virgins. It’s just one of my things.

Would you teach a client how to be better at sex? 

Oh yeah. A lot of guys ask questions and want to know how to do things better. I have guys ask all the time about things. With virgins, I take them through everything as we go along.

How do you deal with guys that are really really nervous and have performance issues?

A lot of guys are nervous and have performance issues. The key to getting past this for me is to not jump right into it. Foreplay and a little time to calm your nerves can do wonders. Performance issues are the same if it is just because you are nervous.

What size were the biggest and smallest dick you’ve worked with?

Smallest? Two inches maybe. Biggest. Well, this client was a small guy but he pulled out this huge cock. Like Mandingo huge. He only wanted a blow job. Thank God, I don’t think I could take that…seriously.

Do you have a preferred brand of condom?

• Irongrip for small
• Lifestyles for mid
• Magnum for big

Have you ever had married couples as customers? 

Oh yeah, and they are a lot of fun. I just watch to make sure that there is not a jealousy issue. I don’t want another woman feeling bad because her husband is having sex with me. Usually, I ask them what they want to do and go with it. I have done couples and two girl parties too. That gets crazy.

To do a couple party successfully I think you have to be okay with doing things like that in your own life. I have done it in my personal and I have a lot of fun so that translates to when I have a couple come in.

Who was the nicest guy to use your services? No need to name names, but what was it that made you think this guy is a genuinely good guy?

Believe it or not, most of the guys that come there are really nice and cordial. There are some that see me a lot and I am quite fond of them. It is hard to tell if someone is genuine but sex reveals a lot of things about a person.

It is hard to say who the nicest is but I have one that is very nice and he is a genuinely good guy. I just sense it and every time we party he always makes sure I am also taken care of.

What is the largest tip you ever received? By “tip” I mean extra money paid on top of the agreed upon rate.

5K

How often is there a client that wants to live the Pretty Woman fantasy, be Richard Gere, and “save” a provider from the life?

It happens every so often and it’s a nightmare. They can turn into stalkers. I make it clear that I am NOT looking for a boyfriend and I don’t need to be saved.

Plus if I need to be saved then they must think what I am doing is wrong. If it’s wrong then why are they there?

How much does the average girl make? Is there a big gap in pay from girl to girl?

Girls are very secretive about what they make. I really don’t know what they are making. Also, some girls will inflate what they make because it’s competition.

How much do you earn a year?

All I will say is this. It is six figures. That is the truth and no bullshit.

What kind of “work stress” do you get? Do you sometimes think “if I see one more dick today I’m gonna lose it”?

Hahaha yes, you have those days. I guess you could call it Dick Stress? 

Do you enjoy sex? Is there a difference between sex in your personal and professional lives?

Yes, I enjoy sex. It seems natural to me. The difference between professional and personal is like this. Personal for me is someone I care about so it’s going to always be much deeper. I think that would be any girl. Professionally I always see it as Friends with Benefits. Having fun with NSA (no strings attached).

Do you ever get female clients?

Yes, I get female clients.

How does what you’re doing differ from what independent escorts you see advertised on Backpage etc do?

Technically there is no difference in the act. Both have sex. I work in a brothel because it is safe, condoms are mandatory, and it’s legal. I pay taxes and all that.

Do you pay state and federal or just state? Does your profession change how you file? Do you have a W-2 or equivalent? I assume you don’t include tips in your declared income?

I include all tips. We are 1099 contractors. It’s legal so it doesn’t change anything.

What’s a common misconception people have about being a pornstar comparing to what you do? What is the biggest difference?

Both porn and prostitution are looked down on but porn is more accepted. A few of the girls I am friends with at work are porn stars and the misconception about them is that they are crazy fuck machines in their personal lives. Most are down to earth. A few are friends of mine so I get to ask them about the porn industry and stuff.

With prostitutes, the misconception is that we are all on drugs and come from a broken home. Many and I mean many of the girls have families and regular lives outside of the brothel. You would never know if you met one like that. The soccer Mom in your neighborhood could be working with me for all you know.

Did you catch any flak from friends family when starting

No family and most of my friends are other girls I work with.

If prostitution were legalized throughout the United States would you see that as a positive impact or negative impact?

For me, it would be a negative. People would not come to NV and the prices would go rock bottom.

How does what you do now compare to what you ultimately aspire for?

Okay, so this question comes up a lot. I think it’s always thought of as a stepping stone where girls do this until they move up in life. I have it backwards. I have a law degree and I played the corporate game. If you ask me, this is a step up. My aspirations are more personal. I just want to help those around me and take care of family. That’s what makes me happy.

Rachel Varga

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Read this before you see Avengers: Infinity War – Total Nerd

Want to Improve Your Communication Skills? Stop Saying These 25 Words – Entrepreneur

Seven thought experiments that will make you question everything – Big Think

A Neuroscientist Explains How He Found Out Meth Is Almost Identical to Adderall – VICE

What It’s Like to Be a Celibate Pedophile – The Cut

This nifty little device masturbates for you! It can move up and downward 150 time per minutes and feels like a real vagina! – Kuuval

And This Is How A Bathroom Is Supposed To Look – Dering Hall

The 11 Types of Assholes Who Attend Music Festivals – Noisey

Girl Poses For Class Photo. 30 Years Later, Her Fiancé Looks At Bottom Left Corner And Gasps – OMG

5 Real World Problems That Are Straight Out Of Black Mirror – Cracked

The Daily Picdump of Bewbs And Awesomeness – Leenks

26+ Incredible Transformations From ‘My 600-Lb Life’ That We Can’t Believe Show The Same People – Bored Panda

Ariel Winter’s bewbs shop at Costco of the day – Drunken Stepfather

Historical Events You Should Never, Ever Google Image Search – Weird History

The 10 Most Analyzed Movies of All Time – Taste of Cinema

Leave Him Alone: Dude Clowns On A Man’s Hairstyle At GameStop! – Worldstar

How to Stop Vladimir Putin’s Mafia – WSJ

Smallville Actress Allison Mack Pleads Not Guilty in Sex Cult Trafficking Case – Jezebel

29 Amazing Things to Eat and Drink at Disneyland – No. 2 Pencil

Canadian accused of killing Peruvian medicine woman lynched in Amazon – Reuters

Kanye West Professes Love for Trump, Defends Conservative Pundit in New Interview – Vulture

Anxiety Relief Without The High? New Studies On CBD, A Cannabis Extract – NPR

Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Hard At work – Hollywood Tuna

Accidental Cosplays That Deserve To Be At a Comic-Con – Sad And Useless

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Edson Barboza WOBBLES Kevin Lee

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When you’re fighting someone in GTA and it locks onto the wrong person

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Enough force to stop the affray

Gabriel Gonzaga folds Mirko Crocop with a thunderous head kick

Zabit throwing everything at Santiago including a Showtime Pettis Kick

Bad Offense or Amazing Defense?

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Crazy sparring from Kevin Lee and Christian Thomas at the Mayweather gym

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Axe Kick!

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Because when we give too many fucks, when we choose to give a fuck about everything, then we feel as though we are perpetually entitled to feel comfortable and happy at all times, that’s when life fucks us.

Indeed, the ability to reserve our fucks for only the most fuckworthy of situations would surely make life a hell of a lot easier. Failure would be less terrifying. Rejection less painful. Unpleasant necessities more pleasant and the unsavory shit sandwiches a little bit more savory. I mean, if we could only give a few less fucks, or a few more consciously-directed fucks, then life would feel pretty fucking easy.

What we don’t realize is that there is a fine art of non-fuck-giving. People aren’t just born not giving a fuck. In fact, we’re born giving way too many fucks. Ever watch a kid cry his eyes out because his hat is the wrong shade of blue? Exactly. Fuck that kid.

Developing the ability to control and manage the fucks you give is the essence of strength and integrity. We must craft and hone our lack of fuckery over the course of years and decades. Like a fine wine, our fucks must age into a fine vintage, only uncorked and given on the most special fucking occasions.

This may sound easy. But it is not. Most of us, most of the time, get sucked in by life’s mean trivialities, steamrolled by its unimportant dramas; we live and die by the sidenotes and distractions and vicissitudes that suck the fucks out of us like Sasha Grey in the middle of a gangbang.

This is no way to live, man. So stop fucking around. Get your fucks together. And here, allow me to fucking show you.

The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck – Mark Manson

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Just before killing 10 in Toronto, Alek Minassin posted, ‘The Incel Rebellion has already begun!’

If you don’t yet know the definition of an “incel,” you were probably far from alone until a few days ago, when 25-year-old Alek Minassian allegedly drove a rental van into a crowd of people in Toronto, killing 10 and injuring at least 14 others. Recent updates report that his victims are primarily women.

What does Incel mean?

Incel means Involuntary Celibate, a person who, if you take the term literally, can’t have sex despite wanting to. In practice this goes beyond simply having sex and enters the realm of having no possibility of finding a partner, either to get validation, love, or acceptance from. Sex is mostly secondary, though just like in every group a minority of incels disagrees.

What is the -cel suffix?

With one L, it’s used to denote different types of incels. You can see terminology for the most common types in the rules.
Copied from there, the most common types are:
Incel: Person who is not in a relationship nor has had sex in a significant amount of time, despite numerous attempts.
Truecel: Type of incel who hasn’t ever had sex or been in a relationship, despite numerous attempts.
Mentalcel: Type of incel whose reason for failure in relationships/sex is related to mental illness or major insecurities.
Volcel: Person who, for various reasons, is abstinent and does not engage in sex.
Fakecel: Person who claims to be incel but has recently had sex or been in a relationship.

Is being an incel just being a virgin? Is sex all you want?

Being incel is more of a status as you are generally unable to escape it, unlike virginity which normal people do during their teens or early adulthood. Sex is part of what incels want, yes, but not as much as they want validation, love, care, and friendship.

Can you be Incel if you have had sex in the past?

The community is highly divided in this respect. Here we assume the answer to be yes to avoid subjectivity, but we expect zero bragging or mention of their experiences from these users. To put an example as to why we allow them, a boy who is forced to have sex at a very young age despite not wanting to, and who grows to be 40 and never have a sexual or romantic experience again despite wanting to, most would agree should be considered incel.

Have you tried to approach girls? Why don’t you just go to an escort otherwise?

Inceldom requires having tried repeatedly to approach females, otherwise a person is considered a mentalcel, someone with insecurities or mental health issues. While some do go to escorts, sex isn’t the main point of inceldom, as stated above.

Is there are minimum required age before you can claim you are incel?

Most say yes, as you are otherwise still young and with opportunities to find love or have sex. Virtually no one would say that a 12 year old can be incel. However, there is no consensus on the exact age at which one can claim inceldom: 16, 18, 21, the exact age varies.

Would therapy help?

While therapy is a valid source of help for many people, it is not a catch-all solution for every problem, especially one that is most of the time radicalized in the appearance of the person. A great personality and a positive attitude won’t give you any chances to get a relationship if your self-esteem is crushed and you are naturally unattractive. Most of all, it is an overused platitude that assumes incels are ignorant of its existence.

Can females be incel? Can gay people? 

It’s vastly easier for a female to get validation and sex than a male in today’s society. Unless a female belongs to the bottom percentile in terms of appearance, it’s going to be very hard for them not to be able to find many suitors for any kind of romantic/sexual activity.
While not discussed as often, it is believed homosexual men have it easier than heterosexual men. For a good example of why, try changing your preferences on Tinder to men if you are one yourself and see how many matches you get.

I’ve heard about Incels encouraging violence or hatred of women, is that true?

Inceldom has no relation with violence, misogyny, or illegal activities of any kind.
Every once in a while when a tragedy happens, the term incel is thrown around and we get an influx of guests. We do not advocate any illegal activity, nor we allow it on the site.

Is being incel caused by your personality?

It is a common mistake to assume that incels intrinsically have terrible personalities, most have a normal life (study, work, have friends and hobbies) and are just another member of the community. If you believe Incels here have a bad personality, you should remember this is a place to vent and discuss the problems we face without being censored.

What do you think would improve your situation? 

The sad truth is that for many there is no permanent solution. Some consider surgery a way out, some that having sex for the first time would help. Most of all, having a serious partner who provided love would be ideal.

Do you have anything to do with TRP and/or MGTOW?

No, but although our ideals point in different directions we certainly do find intersections at times. They might be the closest to incels in terms of ideology.

Who’s Chad? 

Chad is what incels are not: Charismatic, tall, good-looking, confident, muscular. He can be perceived as good or bad. It’s a meme mostly.

What is the Blackpill/Redpill/Bluepill?

Based on the movie “The Matrix”, where Morpheus offers Neo one of two pills: A red and blue one.
The Redpill is an ideology based on trying to win the game that is seduction and interactions in general, implying there are a set of rules and methods that one can use to maximize their odds, almost methodically with enough practice.
The Blackpill is the ideology that the game is rigged from the start, that being attractive is far more important than personality or techniques. It can be extended to the idea that there is little to no benefit in playing at all if you were dealt a bad hand in terms of appearance.
The Bluepill is what the red and black aren’t; the ideology that “what’s inside” is what counts, and that being yourself is the best way to conduct yourself in life.

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Why does Norway have much less gun violence than america even though gun ownership is very high? 

First and foremost, there isn’t a culture of being afraid, which is more present in the US. This results in less of a wish to “have a gun to protect yourself”. Wanting to have a gun to protect yourself is common in the US even among regular people, and is included in gun safety training. In Norway, 25 years ago when I regularly hung out with criminals in the rave scene, it wasn’t even common among career criminals to want to have a gun for protection. It was possible to get one, but it was non-trivial. I never encountered an illegal gun, though I’ve encountered plenty of legal ones.

But that brings us to another aspect of this: There’s very little long-term crime culture in Norway. Crime tends to be a thing that young people do and then grow out of. This again ties into a few different things:

• Low recidivism (due to both focus in prison and the below factors)
• Social security net it is possible to live off (so crime is not strictly necessary for poor people to have an acceptable quality of life)
• Being a criminal isn’t public, making it easy to have it be non-permanent. Papers do not publish the names of criminals unless it’s a very special crime, and records are not publicly available. Instead, employers that have a sensitive position can apply to the police for an attestation of whether the police has reasons they shouldn’t put the person in that position. That means that e.g. a financial criminal can work in a kindergarden, and a pedophile can work in a financial institution – but not vice versa. This allows people that have done crime to return to work and normal life.
• There is a system that handles mental illness, so those that are mentally ill usually get treatment.

Now, the above ties into it not being a culture for having a “gun for defense”. In Norway, guns are for hunting and for target shooting. To get a gun (or buy ammo), you need a license. It’s relatively easy to get – you need to go through a 30 hour training course  and exam to get a hunter license, or if you want to use a handgun, you need to go through a 12 hours security course . To purchase guns you need to either be a hunter (for rifles and shotguns) or be an active member of a shooting range[1] for at least six months. You then apply for a permit for getting the types of guns, which allows you to purchase up to N guns of that type. The permit comes from the police, and will be granted unless they have a reason to believe you are of bad character.

Notice that “I want to defend myself” isn’t a reason, and would in general be seen as a sign of bad character. Guns are considered to be for sport.

Also, most Norwegian males have been to one year mandatory military service, so they are used to guns.

A final factor (which kind of sucks that we have to mention, but it’s likely to be a factor): Norway has a fairly homogenous society, with high education, relatively low income differences (compared to the US), and similar social backgrounds. It also has extremely high trust, which is likely to be at least partially due to the homogeneity. This makes it much easier to implement the other aspects of culture above.

What Would Have Happened if Germany Had Invaded the U.S. During World War II?

Then the war either would have ended early (like 1942 or 1943), or there would have been massive numbers of German casualties with nothing to show for it.

Invading the North American mainland can be safely left in the realm of bad Hollywood films. And that’s even today, with larger ships, jet cargo aircraft, and more people. While it makes for a great strategy, in the end, it’s just a nonstarter. Why?

The Germans had no forward base in the New World. If they had seized Iceland, any of the French protectorates in the Caribbean, or northern South America, then an invasion, while still a stretch, could have been conceivable. Without forward bases to deploy to and from, an invasion isn’t going to happen.

Consider that the Wehrmacht was winning while America was out of the war. One of the most idiotic things Hitler did was to declare war on the United States on Dec. 11, 1941. While the Wehrmacht was about to get thrashed in the Soviet Union, it could have stage-managed that into a negotiated settlement if it had chosen to. When the U.S. entered the war, it was all in, and Germany didn’t have the cards for that kind of bet. Invading North America would have simply brought the U.S. immediately into the war, with results that would have been more disastrous than they were.

And even if the Germans had landed a sizable force here, how where they going to be resupplied? Any such force would have been trapped here until it was defeated, destroyed, or retreated. The U.S. could play at the U-boat game, and the Germans would have needed open logistics lines to keep themselves supplied. Assuming that they were somehow able to move further inland, they still would need a corridor or corridors open to the ocean for supplies and retreat. Not seeing how that could have happened.

In addition, everybody had guns. One commonality among the nations conquered by Germany is that private firearms ownership was heavily restricted or simply banned. With no such restrictions here and given the fact that modern combined arms tactics were still in their infancy, it’s difficult to see how the Germans would have avoided taking heavy casualties. The Germans would have faced an armed force at least 10 times the size of their invasion force, who were also motivated to ensure that they (the Germans) would lose.

The Germans also still would have had to undertake European battles along with their invasion here. England was bombing German cities. The Soviet Union was beginning what would be its bloody push to force the Germans out of its homeland. Italy was losing in North Africa, necessitating German assistance there. Yugoslavia’s partisan conflicts were just beginning. And Germany had large areas of France, Poland, Norway, and the Low Countries that it needed troops garrisoned in just to keep pacified. If they could have found a million or so “spare” force to throw at an attack on the U.S., it would still have maintain its status quo in the lands that it already conquered.

Didn’t happen. Couldn’t happen.

– Jon Mixon

Can anyone explain the fashion sense of neckbeards?

As a former neckbeard I can probably address each of these items with an actual explanation:

• Overweight (Or underweight): Bad eating habits come from a shit family. The kind of family that when you get home at dinner time everyone is passed out drunk and there’s frozen macaroni in the frig and it’s either the first meal you’ve had all day or the 30th box of frozen macaroni because it’s the only thing anyone taught you to prepare for yourself.

• Neckbeard: See family situation above. Now imagine you just hit puberty and you start growing facial hair and have absolutely no idea how to shave. Commercials make it look easy on those handsome models with smooth skin, but when you have acne from eating nothing but macaroni and not having any idea how to take care of your skin that’s always either too oily or too dry, and you get a bloody mess the first time you try to shave your adam’s apple and have so much anxiety about trying again and people seeing your scabs that you decide “maybe if i let it go I’ll just look rugged.”

• Sneakers: Probably not the sneakers as much as the old, ratty sneakers that don’t quite fit right because they came from goodwill or passed down from another sibling.

• Cargo pants: When you don’t want to go home, utility is important. Lots of pockets seem handy and “rugged” enough that they still seem masculine, and that’s what’s attractive, right?

• Magic (or anime or wolf) T-Shirt: Because despite the facial hair, you are still a child. You love a thing and want your friends who also love the thing to feel like you’re part of the crew. It’s more than that really. Imagine it’s all you have. Imagine it’s the only thing you’ve ever been good at when competing against your peers. You can’t play sports, you can’t get a date with a girl, you can’t be taken seriously or land a job and have severe anxiety because you’ve spent what should be your childhood staying up all night, every night, to try to council your mom who threatened to kill herself if you ever leave because you’re the only thing holding the family together. So yes, you tend to want to escape.

• Trench Coat: You know very well you don’t look like Neo or a vampire slayer, but wearing the clothing from your fantasies makes you feel like that character at times, it’s escapism again. You’re not really trying to look tough, but playing dress-up lets you pretend for a moment or two that you live that life, that you’re the chosen one, that all the shit you have to deal with is worth something and your day of adventure will come and you’ll be whisked away on a grand adventure. The feeling becomes comforting and you have little else to feel comfortable about so it becomes almost like a security blanket to wrap yourself in some silly article of clothing. Same goes for other props like swords.

• Leather satchel: You rich fuckers could afford leather? My fanny pack was nylon. Just like cargo shorts and backpacks, you live anywhere but home and need carrying capacity for your meals, card decks, medication, books and games. Older veteran neckbeards who have upgraded to full on delusional paranoid lifestyles keep their guns in their fanny packs because you can’t wear a holster if your gut is too big.

• Trilby hat: It’s just like the trenchcoat and katanas. You pretend you look cool because it feels better to live in fantasy than confront the fact that your only experience with dating and relationships is watching others who look like they have their shit together, and reading high-school themed anime/hentai so you spend half the day in that fantasy world in your head where you are the protagonist and two beautiful girls are actually competing for your attention rather than face the reality where you would have to work out 8-hours a day for a year just to look decent, to say nothing of your actual social skills and crippling anxiety.

Like with most neckbeards, this was a phase. I got out of my family home, got out of school, started working, started watching youtube videos about cooking instead of porn every night, started reading books rather than watching cartoons and started caring about making money more than making killer card combos.

Mostly, I stopped pretending. Instead of escaping, I started working on my problems a little piece at a time until those small successes, even if it was just learning that oil-free face moisturizer existed, got me more hooked on real rewards than fantasies.

– anonymous

What kind of things goes on in the mind of a deranged individual?

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. First, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some pron on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

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My ex-husband, a Scientist (Tim Cornwell), asked me to answer the question as to what it’s like to have DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder). I’ve been thinking about how to answer this for several days. It’s both a tough question and an easy one.

My DID had become more difficult because we were in the middle of selling our home in Australia and moving to the UK. Stress exacerbates my condition. I had been feeling panicky and I think I was losing bits of time. Losing time just means that someone else in my internal system is taking over for me. That is basically what DID is all about. During a child’s most creative years (3-6 years mostly), and if there is horrible abuse/trauma to that child, the child creates different “alters” to take over and protect the main “self” from having to deal with the trauma. It also sets the person up for victimization in later life.

For example, I was gang raped in a University fraternity house. I know something happened, but it wasn’t until years later that the true horror of the memory came through by abreaction (abreaction /ab·re·ac·tion/ (ab″re-ak´shun) the reliving of an experience in such a way that previously repressed emotions associated with it are released.). I don’t know for sure if “I” experienced that rape or if it was a more willing alter (some children are trained to take part in sexual episodes with perpetrators, so they might feel that inappropriate sexual activity is OK).

I didn’t actually get diagnosed until my early forties. I was having periods of depression and “body memories” as well as uncomfortable dreams. I was working more than full-time, studying for a Masters degree in Counseling, and volunteering for the United Way (determining allocation for trauma non-profits such as a rape crisis center). All of this was stressful and triggering.

One night, I went home from work, wrote a suicide note saying “Judi go bye bye” and took an overdose of antidepressants washing those down with wine. During this time, I remember looking down from the ceiling at the young person who was trying to die. Fortunately, there was an older “alter” around who called our Psychiatrist who called an ambulance. I spent the next month in a psychiatric hospital. Although I was diagnosed DID, I wasn’t really treated for it. I did, however, learn that making collages was a brilliant way of allowing my alters to speak.

I lost my job soon after the hospital stay and I actually dissociated my diagnosis of DID….meaning I forgot all about it until several years later. I met my husband, we married, and that is when my alters started to emerge big time. I think they (my alters) felt comfortable enough with Tim to come out and talk about their abuse.

I found a specialist therapist who dealt mainly with trauma and dissociation. The first alter that came out in therapy (while Tim was with me in that office), was little 3 year old Amy. Amy was adorable, and apparently the other alters “push” out the cute little ones to gain acceptance.

At this point, I unfortunately had to quit my job and go on disability. I was devastated.

The following couple of years many alters emerged – female, male, partial, fully “formed”, angry, man hater, charming, mean, suicidal, etc. Each alter had to be dealt with and their specific issues expressed. I went through many abreactions of sexual abuse as a child, and various rapes experienced as an adult. One abreaction occurred while watching a movie, and the child alter went into the bathroom turning around and screaming (just one of many similar occurrences). This was not a fun time for either me or my patient husband (who had issues of his own to deal with). It’s a surprise that we made it through that time.

I was hospitalized twice after this. The first, was at a Colin Ross hospital ward in Dallas, Texas. (You don’t want me to get started on that experience!) And in 2010, I was hospitalized in Australia because I was having difficulty coming off of the antidepressant, Effexor. I had two alters that “came out” in the Sydney hospital. One was a 15 year old girl who wanted to do a runner from the hospital (they moved me to a more secure room), and the other was a 4 year old who went into the nurses station and lay on the floor talking like a child. The poor male night nurse had no idea what to do with me, so he had me follow him while he did his rounds. I eventually came back to “me”.

I don’t know if I have answered the question as to what it’s like to be DID. One way I express it is that it is like being in a bubble and that looking out is like looking at a postcard. I think most people with DID experience it differently. For example, I am mostly co-conscious. I can usually tell that someone has taken over my body/mind and I can watch what is happening. I can’t always do anything about it though. It took me a while to believe that I was DID (and what had happened to make me so), but I will say now that there is no question that DID exists. I hope that the medical community accepts DID as real and learns how to treat it; otherwise it is a disservice to those people who have already been so badly hurt.

I would be glad to answer any questions about what I have posted here. I’m sure I have left out some important events or information.

Update: While living in England, my husband had an affair with a much younger woman. That event along with feeling betrayed and extremely isolated, made me suicidal. I (an alter) attempted suicide seven times by taking overdoses of medication. Several of those times I was transported to hospital on an emergency basis. I obviously survived.

My biggest ongoing problem is with body memories. They are intense sexual feelings that make me want to hit my head against the wall. They are exacerbated by stress. I do a craft I love, and that is an excellent distraction. Medication also helps.

I am happy to say that we divorced and I now live on Cape Cod in Massachusetts, USA. I met a wonderful man (online) who accepts my DID and we are happily living together.

I guess this is where I will say there is love and fulfilling life after devastation.

– J. Lowell

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Road Rage At It’s Finest 

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NFL QB Jared Goff pranks unsuspecting college football team.

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What It’s Like To Experience Gay Conversion Therapy – The Cut

How the Neckbeard Went From Harmless Nerd to Toxic Troll – Mel Magazine

There Are Disney Gangs And They’re More Intense Than You Ever Imagined – Ranker

InfoWars’ Alex Jones Says He’s Been Defamed by Defamation Suits – Bloomberg

12 Foods You Should Never Buy Generic – Taste of Home

How to get a first class airline upgrade without paying for it – Thrillist

If you like to go to concerts and sneak things in, these briefs has a front pocket which can fit up to a flask inside! – Speakeasy Briefs

A wounded soldier has received the world’s first full penis and scrotum transplant – Business Insider

A group of people with an amphibious life have evolved traits to match – Economist

Japan’s Rent-a-Family Industry…People who are short on relatives can hire a husband, a mother, a grandson – New Yorker

The Single Most Important Thing You Can Do to Build Emotional Intelligence – INC

Would-Be Robber Gets Laid Out By Shopper (video) – Leenks

The 20 Most Extreme Cases Of ‘The Book Was Better Than The Movie’ – Five Thirty Eight

Infuriating Stories From Kiss, The Fakest, Most Calculated ‘Rock Band’ In History – Weird History

13 Changes You Need to Go Through by the Time You’re 30 to Live Without Regret at 50 – Bright Side

Ariel Winter Upskirt of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

What If You Buy A Home At The Top Of The Market? A Look At The Real Estate Cycle – Financial Samurai

Does ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Live Up To The Hype? Here’s What The Reviews Say – Digg

Hot Instagram Pictures Of Abigail Ratchford – Lurk And Perv

Divorce rumors are flying about the Clintons. Is it because Bill found out about this huge secret? – HSI

Study of long-term heterosexual couples finds women over-estimate and men underestimate their partner’s sexual advances – Research Digest

How To Read More – A Lot More – Ryan Holliday

Coolest alarm clock ever! – Awesome Galore

First Look At The Studio Ghibli Theme Park’s Official Concept Art – Kotaku

5 Ways to Go from a Stranger to the Guy She Can’t Wait to See Again – Nick Notas

How Do You Control 1.4 Billion People? China’s social credit system, which becomes mandatory in 2020, aims to funnel all behavior into a credit score – The New Republic

Chinese man tired of wife’s complaining invents smart robot cooker – CGTN

Latest Boy Scouts Photo Has Parents Mad As Hell – Trending Views

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When everyone is offended by everything

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The expression, "Captian Save a Ho" is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers’ services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.

He is a man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods". This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.

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MGMT – Electric Feel

Calvin Harris – Slide

Childish Gambino – Redbone

Swedish House Mafia – One

Martin Garrix – Animals

Ed Sheeran – Shape of You

Kanye West – Do or Die

Jay-Z & Timbaland – Dirt Off Your Shoulder

Avicii – Dancing In My Head

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A veteran who had his genitals blown off in an IED blast while serving in Afghanistan made history last month by becoming the world’s first recipient of a full penis and scrotum transplant.

Nine plastic surgeons and two urological surgeons from Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland, completed the transplant after a meticulous 14-hour procedure, a hospital release said. The parts, which also included a portion of the abdominal wall, came from a deceased donor.

“We are hopeful that this transplant will help restore near-normal urinary and sexual functions for this young man,” Dr. W.P. Andrew Lee, director of plastic and reconstructive surgery at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, said in the release.

The patient, who asked not to be identified, is expected to be released from the hospital this week.

As a result of the IED blast, the patient also lost both legs above the knee, but it was this affliction that ravaged him the most. And while he was relieved, at first, to have survived such extensive trauma, the thought of being permanently disabled in such a way was a rapid catalyst for suicidal ideations.

“There were times you’d be hanging out and guys would be talking about getting hurt, and that’s one of the first things when they get blown up, to check down there, and they would say things like, ‘If I lost mine I’d just kill myself,’” he told the New York Times. “When I would actually think about killing myself, I would think, ‘Am I really just gonna kill myself over a penis?’” 

Despite the ground-breaking procedure, which at times involved up to 25 people in the operating room, the soldier will remain unable to father children after the blast destroyed his own reproductive tissue. Testosterone and Cialis, however, will help compensate for the loss and encourage erectile function, the report said.

“It’s a real mind-boggling injury to suffer, it is not an easy one to accept,” the soldier said in a statement. “When I first woke up, I felt finally more normal… [with] a level of confidence as well. Confidence… like finally I’m okay now.”

In a video, Hopkins Medicine shows exactly how this transplant worked:

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How the inventor of Mario designs a game

First-Ever HD Footage of a Cell Moving Through the Body

What To Do If You’re Too High On Weed

American Psycho but with Pokemon cards

The Elevator prank, one of the most wholesome prank on Youtube

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