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The Daily Man-Up

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There is never a perfect time for you to take action. There is never a perfect time for you to launch that project, to spend time with your family, to write a book, change your habit, or embrace a new habit. Once you acknowledge this, you will get a lot more meaningful work done everyday.

I’m too tired. I don’t have the time. I am not capable. Someone else will do it. It’s too late now. Now is not the right time. I am not talented. I am not ready. I’m too scared. Nobody will help me. What if I fail. I don’t feel motivated. I’d rather do nothing. I don’t have the money..yet!

It’s easy to come up with excuses and justify not getting started. The longer you fill your head with rationalizations and empty excuses, the less time you have to take action.

It’s easy to say, “I will start when I have more experience, money, time and resources”. By this time next year, you will have a lot more excuses.

It’s a cycle.

And once you get caught in the loop, it, can be difficult to break free and do something meaningful you care about.

The self-criticism and self-doubt will always be present, and the only solution is to just act in spite of them.

Your first ebook, article, song, podcast, freelancer work or creative work never will not be satisfying and perfect, and it’s okay. But it pays to start anyway.

In ten years, you will be glad you tried.

There will always be a reason why it can’t be done. People constantly explain away why they couldn’t, shouldn’t, didn’t, or simply wouldn’t do something.

When you make excuses, you are simply saying, “I’m not in control.”

But guess what — you are the only person who is fully in control of your actions and decisions in the world. Making excuses robs you of your personal power.

People make excuses because of the fear of the unknown. Others are just afraid of change, rejection and embarrassment.

Fear locks you in your comfort zone. And nothing magical or remarkable happens in your safe zone. You can stop making excuses if you learn how to eliminate all traces of fear from your life.

The next time you experience a setback, don’t make an excuse. See it as a challenge, learn from it and move on.

Excuses are distractions, and they reduce your confidence and self-belief. You don’t want that — especially when you still have a lot to show the world.

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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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How did prohibition ever gain enough popular support to become law?

1) Because of the Second Great Awakening (1790-1840) and the Third Great Awakening (1850-1900), the American people became increasingly religious (yes, that’s possible), and the religious fervor translated into a zeal to improve the society, and one of the greatest scourge these religionists see is drunkenness (and people back then drank A LOT considering how cheap hard liquor was back then). These people just eradicated slavery, and they were moving down the list of societal ills.

2) Because of the Woman’s Suffrage movement, as married women and children were one of the people most heavily affected by drunkenness (i.e. husbands drinking away all the money, spousal/child abuse under the influence, etc). Prohibition has great popular support amongst the women of America. And as women’s political rights increased, so did the power of the prohibitionists. In fact, one of the Suffragette’s main arguments was that it allowed women to escape drunken husbands.

3) The alcohol trade was heavily involved in governmental corruption scandals (in part because they tried to fight the prohibitionists), and so reform-minded progressives (who were in favor of increasing governmental regulation and oversight) increasingly allied with the prohibitionists against a common enemy.

 

 

What is the allure of strip clus for men?

Strippers have people skills out the wazoo, and are extremely good at making an average schlub wandering in feel like he’s the President or something. In short, being in a strip club makes a man feel important in the ways he wants to feel important and rarely does.

That’s actually the main draw, and then on top of it the strippers are hot, and at least appear sexually available in the way even wives and girlfriends often are not. Usually seeing some titties in real life requires a bunch of back and forth that is more like a job interview than fun, even if you’re the kind of guy who aces both interviews and first dates.

Much like nekkid pictures online, there is the luxury of choice, something most men are often denied. If one club’s women aren’t up to your standards, simply go elsewhere, and get what pleases you.

Unlike online porn, though, strippers are real people in the present, affecting all five senses, not just the one or two that porn relies on. So their appeal is just that much more powerful.

The typical strip club experience is of a man sitting comfortably at a booth, sipping a drink at his leisure, pretending like it’s no big deal while a woman hotter than most displays herself for him and he can watch as much as he wants (usually looking at women he desires is treated as a sort of crime), or, perhaps the even greater luxury, he can blithely ignore her. Like a sultan would.

Then, when he does, the stripper in all her professionalism drifts his way and gives him her attention without him doing much to earn it, and as I said the typical stripper doesn’t just show her goodies, she is an expert at exuding idealized femininity and making men feel important. For an actually important and powerful man this may be how most people approach him, but for the guy at the bottom of the ladder this is a desperately addicting experience. Nowhere else in his life does he get to feel anything like this.

Then it’s back home to his wife, and feeling mundane, feeling unimportant, even back to having his sexual needs unmet, which is an unexpected but super common experience in marraige. Back to arguing with the girlfriend and feeling inadequate for some reason or another. Or back home alone, to feel altogether unvalued by women.

Some men hope to date and have sex with the strippers, but most have few illusions about it. It’s that rare feeling of being important to sexually attractive women that draws them back, again and again. For most men the titty bar is the only place they ever get to experience that, but it’s something they start yearning for as soon as they enter puberty, or even earlier.

– AttackPug

 

 

Why is it that men “get back to their senses” after ejaculation?

The horny feeling is controlled by your limbic system. It orders the body to redirect as much blood as it safely can to the genitals. The higher thought processes areas of your brain, such as the prefrontal cortex, have minimal supply of blood and oxygen going to it. The rest of your mind is pretty much in stasis. When you orgasm, the lmibic system releases it’s control, and blood immediately goes back to the rest of the body. You regain your higher level thought-processes and all is back to normal.

 

 

How come a burglar, who gets hurt while robbing a house, can sue the owner and win?

Kotka v Briney is probably what you’re referring to. In that case it was because the home in question was not occupied and the would be burglar was attacked by a booby trap. The use of booby traps are illegal because they attack people indiscriminately and do not use force to protect human life rather only property.

Life, even a burglar’s life, is more valuable than a vacated property according to law. This case is famous because the press misrepresented the facts and a lot of people were upset by the non-factual scenario.

– isuxirl 

 

 

Who was a tougher opponent to the US in WWII, the Japanese or the Germans?

The answer is: The Germans and Japanese were each formidable foe to the Americans in their own unique way.

Let’s do a objective comparative assessment of the German and Japanese here.

The Germans were far more skillful tactically, far better led, and far better equipped than the Japanese. Throughout the course of WW2, the Germans continually upgraded their weapons (such as the FW-190/ME 109 fighters, panzer IV, MG 34/42, Stug assault guns) or developed new weapons (such as the world’s first assault rifle Stg 44, panzerfaust/panzerschreck portable anti tank weapons, Panther/Tiger Tank, etc…) to counter new threats that appeared on the battlefields. They also developed new tactics to complement the new weapons and to tailor to changing battlefield conditions. This process of weapon upgrade and tactical innovation enabled the Germans to maintain technological and tactical edges in combat, and inflict heavy casualties on the Western Allies and the Soviets until the end of the war.

Having an entrenched and proud military tradition and vast reservoir of experience of war and military talent, German officers were very well-trained, capable, and they and the men under their command were encouraged to act on their initiative, to think several levels above their actual ranks, and to come up with innovative tactics to counter the enemies.

It is this frightening combination of innovative weapons, tactics, and effective leadership that enabled the Germans, on numerous occasions, to outfight their adversaries and stalled their advances for significant periods of time until the end of the war. In this regards, the Germans were a very formidable adversary to the Americans in respect of skills, tactics, and weapons.

However, the Germans could quite easily be compelled to surrender, especially in engagements against the Western Allies. If their supplies were cut off or exhausted and they were encircled, they would be inclined to surrender to the Allies, knowing that they would likely receive humane treatment. But this willingness to surrender did not extend to the Eastern Front where they fought against the vengeful and brutal Soviets. In particular, the fanatical die-hard SS would resist the Soviets to the death, being fully aware of the terrible fate awaiting them if they let the Soviets lay their hands on them.

Now let’s examine the Japanese. They were comparatively poorly equipped and poorly led. They made very little, if any, effort to upgrade their weapons. The weapons they used on Okinawa in 1945 were virtually the same as those they used at the beginning of the war. Japanese training, although hard, did not emphasize outside-of-the-box thinking and relied heavily on rote memorization of set piece tactical problems with little flexibility and modification. In other words, the Japanese trained hard but not smart compared to their German allies. The Japanese had a small corp of officers who were professional and well-trained, esp those who were dispatched to study in Europe before the war and got the opportunity to acquire new tactics developed by European armies. But compared to their German counterparts, the majority of Japanese officers and soldiers were not quite as tactically skillful and as smart, especially when confronted by unexpected situations, they had difficulty devising quick resolutions to the problems. Instead, they just followed what they learned during training. This was further compounded by their unquestioning obedience to authority which discouraged them from challenging the orders issued by their superiors and they just blindly carried out the orders even if they were irrational and would lead to ultimate defeat and annihilation. One example is the foolish Banzai charges which reflected their confidence that superior numbers could overwhelm the enemies when a little bit of thinking would help them realize that their Banzai charge tactic only worked against poorly equipped Chinese soldiers armed with slow-loading bolt-action rifles in China. But that tactic but did not work against American marines armed with automatic weapons and machine guns.

Having said that, whatever deficiency in respect of skills, leadership, and weapons the Japanese had, they compensated for it with a terrifying stubbornness. US marines recounted how tenacious their Japanese enemies were. They almost never surrendered if they were still conscious. They would fight tooth and nail until they were killed. Even if their supplies were cut off or depleted, the Japanese would carry on fighting doggedly, even if that meant resorting to cannibalism to sustain themselves and armed resistance against the Americans. The battles on Guadacanal, Peleliu, Saipan, Iwo Jima, Okinawa were marked by extreme savagery displayed by both sides. It was a war of hate and without quarter, it was either kill or be killed. For the Americans, total victory was not possible until all Japanese soldiers were killed, suggesting how brutal the battles against the Japanese were. The American marines and infantry had to use flamethrower to burn alive all Japanese defenders occupying caves, pillboxes, bunkers, etc… before they could advance as there was no way to persuade the Japanese to give themselves up even if they were completely encircled. Whereas in Europe the Germans surrendered quite willingly to the Allies by the thousands, during the course of the Pacific war, only a few hundred Japanese soldiers became POWs, and most of them were captured when they were unconscious. Only a very small fraction of that actually voluntarily delivered themselves up to the Americans. Then in the last 2 years of the Pacific War 1944–1945, the Americans were confronted by another terrifying new Japanese weapons: kamikazes. The Kakikazes were so fierce that they struck terror in the heart of the Americans who could not comprehend the cultural force that could obliterate the will to live and to sacrifice oneself to kill and maim hundreds of the enemies. Because of the savagery of the killing and the mind-boggling stubbornness and tenacity of the Japanese enemies, many American soldiers suffered from severe trauma, stress caused by incessant ambush, sneak attack at night, atrocities, suicide bombers, filthy conditions on the Pacific islands, etc… The fight against the Germans, although still deadly, was much more sane than the fight against the Japanese.

So in conclusion, I would argue that the Japanese were a tougher enemy to the Americans even though they were not as skillful, well-equipped, and well-led as their German counterparts. When you are confronted by an adversary who will fight to the death and die with honor, who displays a total disregard for his own life and that of yours, and who vows to make you pay dearly for every gain you make in battle, the fight is guaranteed to be very savage.

– Werner Hermann

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Confessions Of A Former Drug Mule

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Why did you get into this business?

The city I live in is extremely corrupt. I’ll be honest, I was living at home, working a minimum wage job, paying too much money a month for a decent car (2014 25k car), I was struggling financially overall. I had a hunger for money and power, ultimately leading me to find someone who could get me in, a “recruiter” if you will.

How did you get into this business?

I went to someone in the business. It took me 6 months before he offered me a job

How did you find this guy?

He ended up being a friend of a friend. It took him 6 months to offer me a job because the way I approached him was highly unusual.

Which cartel did you work for?

Cartel del Golfo (Gulf Cartel)

What were the top commodities of your cartel when you were in? 

Coke, weed and meth. I never touched meth, that was a whole different league.

What were the wholesale prices of the drugs you were smuggling?

The price of one brick if cocaine in southern Texas/ California is about 19k. In Pittsburgh it’s about 38k.

How much did you make?

3 thousand to 5 thousand a week.

How easy were the jobs? Did you have to come up with creative ways to transport the drugs? If so, what’s your most creative way of doing it?

It was easy. The cartels have been doing this for a long time. They know exactly how to mask the smell and modify the vehicle. I can’t tell you the most creative way I’ve done it. The cartels have adopted it and now use it regularly, sorry.

What was it like the first time?

I wasn’t scared or nervous, I’m not really sure what I felt. I guess if anything I was excited because if it went well then I was going go get 3k for 2 days. The job was to drive from Point A to Point B. My recruiter called me once and hour to check up on my well being. My girl bestfriend would also check up on me every so often, so I was okay mentally. I had to drive for X number of hours and it was exhausting. I didn’t like to stop except for gas and energy drinks. When I finally arrived to my destination I was put in a hotel room where I had to wait 10 hours. This hotel was in the middle of nowhere in a different state so there was nothing to do. When the merchandise was finally unloaded from the vehicle I immediately drove back home. I remember feeling happy and relieved. I turned in the car and got paid.

Were you doing any drugs yourself?

When I got back from a job I would go out and party. I’d get quite a bit of coke as a reward so I’d do that with my friends.

Have you ever at any point had a close call or had your life in imminent danger by the cartel for a mistake or misunderstanding such as losing a load?

The 3 times I was caught and was able to walk away made everyone paranoid. The cartel thought I had ratted them out. I had to convince the boss in Mexico I would never. That was probably the scariest moment I had with them.

I’m more afraid of the cartel than the Feds.

You mentioned that you were more afraid of the cartel than the feds, in reality, how much power would you think they ACTUALLY have in terms of operating a murder in the US from Mexico? I’ve heard that despite they’re financial and man power, they can’t carry out kills in the states like they do easily in Mexico. To the point of having to either contract the killing to an American gang like MS13 or hope the target visits Mexico.

The cartel makes more than 10 billion a year. With enough money they can hire anyone. If they want someone dead then it’s going to happen. Like you stated, they may send their own people or just hire a gang, it really depends.

I was asked if I wanted to kidnap a woman for 10k. I said no. When I got involved in this business I promised myself I would not hurt innocent civilians.

What happened the first time you got caught and how did you walk away?

So the job was to drive from Point A to Point B as usual. There were a total of 4 cars. 1 lead car, followed by me, a buyer behind me and my bosses in the back. This job was delicate. This was the 2nd time I introduced my buyers to my bosses. They had bought 2 bricks of coke, but wanted it higher up north. So basically they were paying me to transport it farther up north. The lead car was purposely speeding in case there was any cops, they’d pull him over and not me. This was just an added precaution. I want to say a good 10 hours in, the 2 cars behind me start losing distance between me and the lead car. I call them and they’re 2 hours away, well fuck… I talk to the lead car and we make the decision to go on anyways. Another 8 hours in I pull over at a gas station and unexpectedly run into the lead car. He tells me the 2 back up cars are 4 hours away from us. He wants to go to a restaurant and wait for them, but I insist on driving forward without them. He agrees. Couple hours later we finally arrive to our destination. Now this is where the stupid luck comes in. There’s 2 hotels right next to each other. My buyer wanted me to stay at the same hotel as him, I think it was a “let’s have each other’s back” type play. I wait for him to get a room and then I walk across the street and get a room at the other hotel. At this point it’s about 2200 and I’m tired. I buy a case of beer and go to my room and wait for my boss. He arrives to the hotel around 0300. Job well done right? Not so fast, my buyers are only buying 2 bricks. The other bricks are being bought by my boss’s clients. Around 1100 my boss tells me he’s going to go meet his clients. He tells me to stay put with the car and as soon as he calls me to head over there with the car. 1 hour later I still don’t recieve a call so I decide to head over to the restaurant downstairs and grab a bite. One of my clients joins me and we start talking about business. 30 minutes later we finish and I walk back to my room.

I insert my keycard only to find it doesn’t work. No big deal, I’ll go to the front desk and have them give me a new one. I walk into the lobby and immediately notice a Police Officer and a DEA agent. The DEA agent was wearing a kevlar vest with DEA in gold on the back of it. They both turn and look at me and I just kept my poker face and approach the front desk clerk. He gives me a new keycard and I leave. I remained as calm as possible and started thinking how I’m gonna get out of this one. I walk upstairs to my room and I look around. Across the street I notice 2 SUVs parked in a way that if shit went down they were in the position to respond immediately. I go with my gut feeling and ditch going inside the room. I walk around aimlessly to see if I was being followed and sure enough I notice a civilian car following me. I walk towards a business and right before I walk in the same car pulls up and the same DEA agent I saw earlier steps out.

Agent 1: What’s your name kid?

Me: I don’t have to answer that.

Agent 1: What kind of car are you driving, is it here?

Me: I’m not answering that.

Agent starts getting frustrated and his partner gets off the vehicle and immediately makes me put my hands behind my head.

Agent 2: Look kid, we’re investigating a car break in and the suspect fits your profile.

Me: They called DEA for a break-in?

Agent 1: Ugh, we’re not DEA. We’re city name police department.

Me: Those 2 unmarked SUVs are yours, your firearm is in your waistband and you’re driving a civilian car. Police department doesn’t operate that way.

Agent 1 and 2: …

Agent 2: What kind of training do you have?

Me: I was a former cop.

They take my I.D. out of my wallet and tell me to stay put. They say they’re going to see if I had any warrants. After about 10 minutes they hand me my I.D. and let me go. I take a bus back home and nobody knows what to think of it. The cartels started pointing fingers at everyone, they even suspected me of being an undercover DEA agent. It was later revealed my boss’s ex ratted us out. To this day, we don’t know what happened to my boss. We’ve tried looking for him in jail/prison through online database but to no avail.

My best theory as to what happened is this. The meeting between my boss and his clients was a setup. The DEA thought he would have the coke in his car and moved in, once they realized he didn’t have the coke they scrambled back to the hotel to try and salvage their operation. They ended up towing the car. My buyers went into hiding and so did I. The DEA never went after me again after this ordeal.

What happened the 2nd time you got caught?

The 2nd time I was smuggling weed and I was caught under different circumstances. The DEA was called in and I thought they would know who I was because of the first time. They did not… So it worked out.

And the 3rd?

The 3rd time I was caught I was in handcuffs and surrounded by state police, local police, DEA, CID (criminal investigations divison), etc. I thought for sure I was going to do some time. When I was able to walk away I knew my lifestyle had to change.

Why were you not imprisoned? 

I’ll just leave this link here:

http://statelaws.findlaw.com/texas-law/texas-drug-trafficking-distribution-laws.html

How many people did you rat on to be caught smuggling 3 times and not be in prison?

None at all, but that was the main concern the cartel had.

What did convincing them of such look like?

Basically me going to Mexico and explaining what happened.

How did they respond to the loss in money? Any warnings?

Wasn’t my fault so I was in the clear.

Who’s fault is it?

A bitter ex girlfriend of my boss. She ratted us out. She was killed 1 month later.

How did you eventually leave the cartel (if you did)?

After my 3rd run in with the Feds, everyone said it was in my best interest to quit, which I did.

I was under the impression that joining a cartel was a permanent arrangement. You could just quit whenever and they’d be cool with that? Or was it specifically because of the close call.

As a mule you can quit whenever. By the 3rd time I was somewhat important. In addition to recruiting mules I was also bringing in buyers (people who buy in bulk). When I got caught the 3rd time the big bad boss in Mexico had no problem with me walking.

What’s the process of recruiting other mules involve?

Every “recruiter” has different methods. Me personally I target people who are working minimum wage jobs or college kids.

How much was total wealth at the end? Did you invest it and get out?

I laundered my money into a local bar. I still receive revenue. I made at least 200k

How did you launder the money?

The city I live in is extremely corrupt. Many business owners are tied to the cartel in some way. Cops are on Cartel payroll. All I had to do was ask for a favor and it was granted.

How corrupt are the police, border patrol and government officials in the surrounding border towns? How do they get away with it?

I would say majority of them are corrupt. I don’t mean corrupt in the sense that they’ll fight against their own government, but if they see something they’ll look the other way.

How have your experiences changed your perspective on the world around you

I learned a lot of things about this world. The people you’d least expect buy narcotics in bulk because there is money to be made. Judges, patrol units, court clerks, lawyers, business owners, churches, priests, etc.

Are the cartel bosses as professional and educated as any CEO/executive of a legitimately successful company in the US? What are their credentials? (MBA, etc.)

The top cartel bosses are damn near geniuses from what I’ve seen. To operate an entire network across the states is an accomplishment. Most of them attended school in the states or just learned from being in the business. It was said that if all the top cartel leaders came together to eradicate world-wide poverty they could do so easily.

What do you think it would take to stop the drug smuggling into the US?

Legalize drugs which won’t happen.

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Gather Round Children, This Is What Life Was Like Before The Internet

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When I was a little kid, and I asked my parents a non-obvious question about the human body or biology, their answer would be “Ask your uncle Paulo next time we see him. He’s a doctor”. Other questions about various topics would get “Let’s call up grandma and ask her; She’s a teacher”, or “Let’s see if the encyclopedia has anything about this”, or “Ask your teacher if, during recess, you can go ask the librarian at school”.

What movies are playing? Let’s check the newspaper.

How do we get there? Either they sent us directions, or we can open up a map and figure that out, then carry the map with us in case the roads have surprises such as closed exits or in case we make a wrong turn. (Intermediary stage between then and today: Let’s open up that newfangled Mapquest and print out custom directions!)

Say I have an interest in learning photography, or model rocketry, or whatever. I tell my parents and my friends at school (and maybe the person at the store that sells supplies for that hobby). Hopefully someone says “I know someone who does that, and they have a club that meets every-so-often. Talk with them!”, otherwise I’m basically SOL. Nowadays, hobbyists have huge networks that allow them to learn quickly from others, share knowledge, and build things like Linux and Wikipedia.

When I was ~14, I started becoming seriously interested in the aerospace industry. Not just the “airplanes and rockets are cool” that so many kids feel, but the “Why is this company developing an airplane of this size and range? What technologies are implemented into it? How did they come up with these technologies? Why are they being implemented now, rather than in the past or in the future?”. So I started reading aviation magazines (I probably bought a couple to a few per month), and watching the Discovery Channel. Before long, and through all of high school and college, I had a huge pile of aviation magazines and books in my room, and a huge pile of VHS tape recordings of aviation documentaries and shows on the Discovery / History / NatGeo / Learning channels . When I made models, those were my resources for looking up markings, paint schemes, weapons loads, and other details. In the modern world  of aviation blogs and Google Image Search and YouTube, the “database” that I used to maintain would be laughable. (And yes, I am now an engineer/researcher at a large airplane manufacturer).

Whatever happened to that guy I hung out with for a while when I was 14? Or that cousin-twice-removed that I met at that family gathering that one time, he seemed super cool and had some neat interests. Or that teacher I really liked? Back when I was young, if you didn’t interact with someone for a while, if they moved away, and don’t have friends/relatives in common, that person would effectively disappear. It would require phone-calls and letters to try to reconnect with them. Even once you did reconnect (if you really wanted to), it was unlikely that you would develop a meaningful long-distance relationship, more than a letter or quick phone call once every couple months. Seeing photos of each other’s projects and trips? Forget about it. Sure, in theory everyone is just six degrees apart, but in practice, harnessing those degrees and having regular interactions with someone who does not live nearby was pretty impractical. Now, I easily stay in touch (and in more meaningful touch) with more people in more places… and, I have corresponded with researchers and hobbyists all over the world when I wanted to ask something they knew about. (Sure, most knowledge can be found online, but not the knowledge in the brains of research scientists and other innovators. That knowledge may or may not be in books in a few years, but I wanted it now, so I just emailed them, and they emailed me back).

Which reminds me: Obviously, letters and even postcards are a huge pain in the butt (which is why they are so meaningful today when we do send them). And as someone who hates talking on the phone, and who dislikes being interrupted in general, I am SO GLAD for email and other delayed-response communication technologies that allow you to craft a response when you are good and ready (barring emergencies and whatnot).

Heck, it used to be possible to build an entire industry based on the fact that information costs some money to replicate and distribute. The music industry, the newspaper  and magazine industry, movies and TV shows, books, universities … are all being completely up-ended by the fact that anyone can share any information with anyone else in the world at any time.

It was not that many generations ago that a significant fraction of the Earth’s surface could only be communicated with by physically carrying papers there through long treks by horse or on foot. I still can’t imagine how those large empires operated thousands of years ago, or the early multinational corporations of hundreds of years ago, or the Catholic Church. They ran using only PAPER! That’s like building and flying a moon rocket when the only fuels in existence are wax and whale blubber.

Nowadays, creating and running an organization costs nothing. This makes it much easier to organize criticisms and movements against large companies, large religious organizations, authoritarian governments, etc. This actually makes the world a better place .

If you are not completely blown away by modern information and communication technologies, if you don’t understand that people just a generation ago lived substantially differently when it came to how they thought about information… then, I would guess you’re probably not in your 30s yet. Which is fine. I would recommend you try talk to people just a few years older and ask them about life before the internet. It will be like asking people from the 1600s about life before medicine, the telephone, engines, flying machines, electricity, or philosophical naturalism. Except you don’t need a time machine, or a 100-year-old person. You just need to ask the people you know who were born around 1980 .

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The Dumping Grounds

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Star Wars The Last Jedi: Mark Hamill Gets Emotional After Seeing Yoda

What is crystal meth like?

 

Breaking Bad – Hank vs Cousins

 

Angry IRS Scammer Screams At Old Lady Over $300

 

Won’t you be my neighbor trailer

 

You Can Now Get Paid 35K A Year To Test Sex Dolls!

 

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Linkage

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I Served 26 Years for Murder Even Though the Killer Confessed – The Marshall Project

Fifteen years of semi-retirement: A real-life look at what it’s like to live more and work less – Get Rich Slowly

The Texas Bomber Blew Himself Up – Reuters

Ore. Man Who Followed Black Muslim Couple for 20 Blocks and Hurled Slurs Bursts Into Tears After Being Charged With Hate Crime – The Root

Giant Claw Obliterates A $300K Ferrari 458 – Digg

21 Pictures of Cheaters Who Were Caught in the Act – Ranker

If you wi-fi sucks inside your home, this thing will extend that weak ass signal – Amazon

For $15,000, GrayKey box promises to crack iPhone passcodes for police – ZDNET

6 Ways to Counteract Your Smartphone Addiction – HBR

Daniel Bryan medically cleared to return to in-ring action – WWE

Demi Lovato Nipple in Bed of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Sexy Celebs In Tight Dresses – Listmonarchy

He Made His Victims Into Burgers – And Sold Them To Unsuspecting Customers – All That Is Interesting

Hot Instagram Pictures Of Mara Teigen – Lurk And Perv

FB loses historic $36B in market cap following 50m-user data scandal – The Hustle

How Disney Took Over Moviegoing In The 21st Century – The Ringer

Trump wildlife protection board stuffed with trophy hunters – AP

Hayden Panettiere, Leelee Sobieski and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

This girl wore THIS to Walmart – Ehowa

Tuesday Is No Longer the Best Day to Book a Flight – Curiosity

Orthodox Priests Blessing Weapons – Sad And Useless

Fox News analyst quits after finally realizing it’s a ‘propaganda machine’ – Mashable

Disney is bringing ‘immersive’ Marvel lands to its theme parks – The Verge

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Hot Instagram Girl Of The Day: Alice Matos

The Daily Man-Up

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One of the oldest rules of personal finance is the simple admonition to pay yourself first. All the money books tell you to do it. All the personal finance blogs say it, too. Even your parents have given you the same advice.

But it’s hard. That money could be used someplace else. You could pay the phone bill, could pay down debt, could buy a new DVD player. You’ve tried once or twice in the past, but it’s so easy to forget. You don’t keep a budget, so when payday rolls around, the money just finds its way elsewhere.

And besides: What does “pay yourself first” even mean?

To pay yourself first means simply this: Before you pay your bills, before you buy groceries, before you do anything else, set aside a portion of your income to save. Put the money into your 401(k), your Roth IRA, or your savings account. The first bill you pay each month should be to yourself. This habit, developed early, can help you build tremendous wealth.

Why pay yourself first?

If you’re just getting started in the Real World, saving may seem impossible. You have rent, a car payment, groceries, and maybe student loans. Sure, you’d like to save, but there’s just no money left at the end of the month. And that’s the problem: Most people save what’s left over — left over after bills and after discretionary spending.

But if you don’t develop the saving habit now, there are always going to be reasons to delay: you need dental work, you want to go to Mexico with your friends, you aren’t making enough to pay your bills. Here are three reasons to start saving now instead of waiting until next year (or the year after):

You’re prioritizing saving

When you pay yourself first, you’re mentally establishing saving as a priority. You’re telling yourself that you are more important than the electric company or the landlord. Building savings is a powerful motivator — it’s empowering.

You’re developing good financial habits

Paying yourself first encourages sound financial habits. Most people spend their money in the following order: bills, fun, saving. Unsurprisingly, there’s usually little left over to put in the bank. But if you bump saving to the front — saving, bills, fun — you’re able to set the money aside before you rationalize reasons to spend it.

You’re prepared for money emergencies

By paying yourself first, you’re building a cash buffer with real-world applications. Regular steady contributions are an excellent way to build a nest egg. You can use the money to deal with emergencies. You can use it to purchase a house. You can use it to save for retirement. Paying yourself first gives you freedom — it opens a world of opportunity.

I’ve never met anyone who does not wish they had started saving earlier. Nobody tells themselves, “Saving was a mistake.” No matter what your age, begin saving now. And if you already save, consider boosting how much you set aside each month.

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Reaction GIFs Beeeyotch!

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My bowels when I stand up after being on the toilet

 

When I release an SBD fart in public and my friend accusingly whispers to me “oh my god, did you just fart??”

 

Putin’s reaction when someone said he wouldn’t win the election

 

When your chair makes a “farting” sound so you desperately try to replicate it so people don’t think you really farted

 

My wifes reaction when I take boner pills without telling her

 

When you check your bank account after a drunken night out

 

When 2 deaf kids start roasting each other

 

Me: where you from?

Mixed girl:

 

When she comes back from the abortion clinic and says "I couldn’t do it"

 

When I nutted but she still suckin

 

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There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Ague With

If Alcohol Could Talk…

Friends Hold “Funeral” For Friend Who Is Always With His New Girlfriend

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We’ve all been there: your good friend starts dating and suddenly disappears off the face of the earth. It’s as though they’re dead. Well, when 20-year-old Keiran Cable from South Wales started to date 19-year-old Jess Ferguson, his friends had the same experience.

After months of unreturned calls and emails, 50 of Cable’s friends decided to surprise him with a fake funeral that included a coffin, hearse, and even a eulogy.

“Keiran had been in a relationship for a few months and it felt like he had died because none of us had seen him since then,” according to his friend Ben Sullivan.“A couple of weeks ago we were all in the pub and we all started saying RIP Keiran.”“We decided if he wasn’t going to come out with us and was going to pretend he was dead then we’d organise a funeral for him.”

“One of the boys, Shaun Bundy, organised most of it and he spent Friday and Saturday making the coffin.”

“[Keiran] had no idea what was going on. He thought he was coming out to watch the rugby but he ended up in a coffin.”

“I borrowed a funeral car and we drove the coffin from pub to pub.”



“Another one of the boys, Daniel Bundock, was the vicar, and gave speeches from the Old Testament.”

“Keiran has had a tough 18 months trying to keep his friendship with his friends alive but sadly the wait is now over and he has floated up to the gates of heaven,” the eulogy read. “What hurts the most is that we were starved of precious time to say our last goodbyes after his relationship status was changed from ‘Single’ to ‘in a Relationship.’”

“The roads were completely closed off, it was epic.”

And what was Cable’s reaction? “I was in complete shock and didn’t know what to do or say.”

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18 Hilarious News Articles from ‘The Onion’

The Dumping Grounds

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An election worker in Russia places balloons in front of a camera before they begin ballot counting

 

Saudi Arabian National Guard showing off its military might

 

Priest abuse, first ever filmed confession of molestation on his death bed

 

The Voice Behind 250 of Your Favorite Cartoons

 

Fortin’ With Will

 

Opening a Large Jar Without Straining Your Wrist

 

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Linkage

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Watch a Marathon Streaming of All 856 Episodes of Mister Rogers Neighborhood – Twitch

Attorney General tells prosecutors to seek death penalty in drug cases. Are pharmaceutical companies who push pain pills included?? – Reuters

This guy installed secret compartments in cars. So the DEA put him in prison – Wired

Woman Who Lied to Police About 3 Black Men Raping and Kidnapping Her Faces Zero Years in Prison – The Root

This book that helps anyone live their best life – Amazon

Video Shows Driver In Autonomous Uber Was Looking Down Moments Before Fatal Crash – Jalopnik

Fan Theories About Rey And Kylo Ren That Will Mess With Your Head And Your Heart – Total Nerd

Why don’t Americans use bidets? – The Atlantic

Speaking of bidets, this is one of the best ones you can buy and it doesn’t even cost that much. Your ass will thank you! – Luxe Bidet

Take Back Your Power: Let Go of Blame and Focus on the Lesson – Tiny Buddha

Girlfriend Takes A Paintball To The Booty – Leenks

11 insider facts about shopping at Costco only employees know – Business Insider

Courtney Stodden completely naked (nsfw) – Drunken Stepfather

The 101 Dishes That Changed America – Thrillist

Avital Cohen May Look Like Trouble – Yes Bitch

People with debts in collections, check this out – Repay Reports

Oil Giant Accepts Climate Consensus, Denies Responsibility for Warming – Scientific American

The Death of the Fiduciary Rule Is Bad News for Your Retirement – 2Cents

Don’t Sell a Product, Sell a Whole New Way of Thinking – HBR

Ariel Winter Cleavage Show – Hollywood Tuna

New York Times Pieces Together Surveillance Footage To Show How The Las Vegas Attack Was Planned – Digg

Demi Lovato assumes the position – The Blemish

Man Wrongly Jailed For 31 Years Finally Gets Compensation From State – All That Is Interesting

This girl has an incredible body! – Ehowa

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Pretty Girls Make The World Go Round

The Daily Man-Up

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“It’s so sad that so much of our society says, ‘man, thank God it’s Friday.’ Thank God that five of the seven days of my life are over because I hate five-sevenths of my life. Now I’m going to spend two-sevenths getting drunk at the Olive Garden so I don’t have to think about the upcoming five-sevenths. Thank God.

That’s so sad. Find something to do that you love, or at least something you can do that you can tolerate so that you can then have time to do what you love after work. "

― Nick Offerman

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Photos Of Animals Experiencing Things For The First Time

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“I Just Rescued This Beautiful Girl, And She Is Sleeping Inside For The First Time In Her Life”

I Just Rescued This Beautiful Girl, And She Is Sleeping Inside For The First Time In Her Life

CollectiveOfCells

 

 

 

Meeting Little Kittens For The First Time

Meeting Little Kittens For The First Time

newireland321wsk

 

 

First Time Seeing A Kangaroo

First Time Seeing A Kangaroo

 

 

We Forgot To Tell Our Cat That We Had A Baby

We Forgot To Tell Our Cat That We Had A Baby

manychairs

 

 

Guy Bought And Using A Vacuum The First Time

Guy Bought And Using A Vacuum The First Time

imgur.com

 

 

Kiwi’s First Time Outside

Kiwi's First Time Outside

simpleminded

 

 

This Husky’s First Time On TV

This Husky's First Time On TV

 

 

My Wife’s Cat, Seeing A Christmas Tree For The First Time

My Wife's Cat, Seeing A Christmas Tree For The First Time

LockeProposal

 

 

My Cats’ Reaction To Seeing The Ceiling Fan Move For The First Time

My Cats' Reaction To Seeing The Ceiling Fan Move For The First Time

artschoolkiddropout

 

 

Formerly Blind Dog Sees Owners For The First Time

 

 

Dog’s First Train Ride

Poor Dog's Terrifying First Train Ride

firerunswyld

 

 

Inside Cat Outside For The First Time

Put My Inside Cat Outside And Walked Out To This 5 Minutes Later

brokebackginger

 

 

Cat Seeing Snow Out The Window For The First Time

My Roommate's Cat Seeing Snow Out The Window For The First Time

datta_damyata

 

 

Puppy’s First Time Sticking Her Head Out The Window Resulted In Pure Ecstasy

My Puppy's First Time Sticking Her Head Out The Window Resulted In Pure Ecstasy

CorkyMonster

 

Rat Tries Watermelon For The First Time

My Rat Tries Watermelon For The First Time

saint-dymphna

 

 

Her First Time In A Wide Open Grass Field

Her First Time In A Wide Open Grass Field

pipercubclub

 

 

Paralyzed Dog Runs For First Time

Paralyzed Dog Runs For First Time

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His first time in the snow

 

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A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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Sleepy London woman snuggles up to total stranger

 

Shelter dog finds out he’s been adopted 

 

“Candid Camera” tries to play a prank on Mister Rogers, and it backfires

 

Cheerleader asks a guy with autism out 

 

Rescue of a Scared Homeless Dog

 

Dad came straight from work to Bring Dads To Dance Night

 

Dutch police giving teddy bears to childeren just after a car crash to help with the trauma.

 

Bystanders come together to save man trapped in flipped car

 

Guy finds his sole-mate

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