Power of choice.

Think about this one for a second…. Nick Santonastass was born with one arm and no legs. In his mind, there’s nothing he can’t do… and he’s right. He’s right because he does everything he sets his mind to. Competed as an amateur wrestler, motivational speaker, trains like a beast and today (Sat 9/23) he competes in his first bodybuilding contest. 
We chatted after my workout about the power of choice. He said, I could’ve been pissed at the world for being born like this, but instead I choose to live life to the fullest, be happy and crush everything I put my mind to and hopefully, I can inspire people to do the same.

Yes sir.

Life deals us cards on a daily basis, but we always get to decide how we’re gonna play ’em.

Keep crushing life my man and inspiring all those around you. And thank you for helping frame my perspective on life just a little bit more.

― The Rock

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Sofie Hagen, a Danish-born and UK-based comedian has ignited heated discussions after publicly accusing Cancer Research UK of ‘fat-shaming.’ The organization claims it doesn’t want to insult anyone, but hopes to raise awareness of the link between cancer and obesity. Hagen, however, says their campaign is “incredibly damaging.”

The campaign image in question states “obesity is the biggest cause of cancer after smoking.” Hagen shared the image on her Twitter Wednesday, bemoaning the ways this kind of messaging further stigmatize fatness.

“Right, is anyone currently working on getting this piece of sh*t CancerResearchUK advert removed from everywhere?” Hagen began her Twitter rant. “Is there something I can sign? How the fuc*ing fu*k is this okay?

What your campaign is doing is so incredibly damaging, that I can’t even begin to describe it in only 280 characters. There are many people who have tweeted me their articles about it, try reading those. There is no excuse for you to have this campaign up.

And you can absolutely go away in terms of trying to excuse it. Society viewing fatness as a negative thing is a thing that kills more than the cancer that you MIGHT get due to MAYBE something to do with you POSSIBLY weighing MORE than a CERTAIN weight POSSIBLY MAYBE.

And BMI has been debunked DECADES ago. It’s not a valid way of measuring anything. On the contrary, DIETING has been proved TIME AND TIME again to be one of the worst thing you can do to your body. Your campaign is so damaging and fatshaming and I really hope it gets taken down.

Start by reading this: http://www.thenopebook.com/health/cruk-fat-shaming-obesity-ad/ …"

Your thoughts?

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1. I’ve had a few partners who were very well-endowed, and it was often as frustrating as it was fascinating or fun. I like penises in pretty much any shape or size, so it was always interesting. Girth is more fun than length, in my opinion.

But it can hurt, a lot. Even when you have a very considerate partner (and my experience has been that men with long penises are very considerate out of necessity if nothing else), lots of lube and warming up, you both hold back a bit, because getting your cervix bruised hurts like hell. You can’t help but flinch, and most guys don’t find that enjoyable either. It’s a lot of “no, not quite that deep” “let me change position a bit” “not quite that hard”. I think that it’s more frustrating for the guys, because they can rarely just let go. I’m sure that there are assholes out there who think of it as a weapon, or a ‘pass’, but the guys that I’ve known who are very large find it more of a problem than a blessing.

2. My first and only “big dick” was a 9-incher…the girth was awesome, but the length was way too much. I kept asking him to ease up and not enter me all the way, and he kept getting over-enthusiastic…I still wonder what the best compromise would have been, since taking all of him was too much for me, but stopping short was not enough for him.

3. My biggest was a 9′ with massive girth. Loved the fact that I was the only one he’s had that could fully deep throat him. He wasn’t the most caring/attentive guy, but when he was in me, thrusting away, there was just nothing else like it. Being completely filled and stretched like that is pretty amazing.

That said, I couldn’t deal with having that every day. I usually cramped up afterwards (we always went super hard at it… again, the only girl that could take all of him in me with it still being good and rough). I think if he’d been a regular/long time thing, I would have lost the ability to walk.

4. Laziest fucking lay in the world. It was terrible. Basically, “I have a giant cock, I don’t have to do work.” It was really pretty though…

5. The biggest guy I’ve been with was 9″ and it wasn’t great. He was just kind of boring and admittedly I wasn’t super into him, just fascinated by his enormous penis. He knew that, though, and was cool with it because he was getting laid.

Then of the other two runner ups, one was my worst sexual experience ever. He was 7.5″ and fucked like a jackhammer, but he was so rough that it was incredibly painful. When I started saying it hurt and saying “no” to him, he didn’t stop, and later claimed that he heard “ow” as “wow” and “no” as “oh”. I couldn’t say for sure that that was bullshit, but I have a strong suspicion, so, that was a pretty horrible experience. I nearly went to the hospital after he left because I was in so much pain I thought maybe he did some internal damage. Then I also found out he had a girlfriend (she contacted me). So, double horrible.

And last, but most definitely not least, was the 8″ guy. He was amazing. Super sweet, considerate, got me off before he got himself off, etc. Just the right amount of assertive – not cocky, just really fucking confident. It was mindblowing, and I think all the neighbours knew it, too. We were together for almost two years but he didn’t want exclusivity and I’m a monogamous type, and I eventually gave up trying to deny that about myself.

6. My current boyfriend is enormous. I was actually a little scared when I first saw it. I was thinking “That’s going inside of me?! Am I going to live?” He can last forever (3 hours one time. I couldn’t walk for 2 days.) and he’s the best I’ve ever had. Cumming has always been easy with me, so when I’m with him it’s like a non-stop cumfest.

He knows what he’s doing in bed; he doesn’t rely on the the fact that his dick is huge, he actually knows how to use it. In regards to oral, he told me it’s never been a good experience and had many horror stories involving gratuitous amounts of teeth and gagging. challenge accepted. I am pleased to report that there has not been a single gag or chomp from me (like a boss!) but that’s due to the fact that I’ve known many dicks. Also, he blows quite the load.

7. I had some of the most mind blowing, earth shattering I-am-involuntarily-crying-due-to-extent-of-orgasm sex with someone who had an 8 incher once. On top of a table, lying with my back down and he was able to hit depth and angles previously unexplored. I literally thought I was going to hyperventialite I came so hard.

I’ve also had sex with men that have cocks so big that it literally feels like he’s fucking my stomach cavity. Which is an INCREDIBLY painful experience, and I would strongly caution those ladies who are boning a dude with a horsewang to engage in a fuckton of foreplay.

8. My first boyfriend was pretty well endowed. Oral was incredibly intimidating and I never really enjoyed it with him. The sex itself was alright at the time, but after having smaller penises I’ve realized that it shouldn’t have hurt so much. Also it made doggy rather difficult and that’s my favorite position.

All in all I’d take an average or even a small penis over a large one any day, they are far less cumbersome.

9. My first boyfriend was pretty well endowed. Oral was incredibly intimidating and I never really enjoyed it with him. The sex itself was alright at the time, but after having smaller penises I’ve realized that it shouldn’t have hurt so much. Also it made doggy rather difficult and that’s my favorite position.

All in all I’d take an average or even a small penis over a large one any day, they are far less cumbersome.

10. He was the size of my wrist in girth and about 9 inches in length. It was pretty intimidating the first time I saw it. We tried to have sex a few times but there was no way that was happening. I actually felt bad for him when he told me he usually was flat out refused when he took off his pants.

11. One night I went home with this guy I’d met. We basically stumbled into his place, not even bothering to turn a light on anywhere. I get a glimpse of his cock in the light of a lamppost outside and it’s huge… Just long and thick and ridiculous. My drunk self decides I can take this and I’m so drunk and so horny that we get to it and he goes in dry. Hurts at first and then I’m getting wetter and wetter and it’s crazy. Anyways, everything reaches its conclusion and he gets up to go for the inevitable post coital piss. On his way out he flicks on the light. There is blood everywhere. Between him splitting me open and the lack of foreplay his bed has turned into that hallway from The Shining. And I’m so drunk and embarrassed I throw on my clothes and thirty seconds later I’m running out of his house barefoot with blood down my legs.

Was good sex though.

12. I lost my virginity to a guy with a big dick. It was like 8 or 9 inches and was really thick. The first few times were so painful. He got frustrated that I kept asking him to stop so he just started plowing me because he said I would have to get used to it. I bled a lot and there were chunks of my hymen on his dick.

13. My ex had a pretty large cock. He was a little over 8 inches and very girthy, and a grower, not a shower. The first time I saw it, I was so disappointed (I’d been led to believe by a previous lover he had a “horse cock” and it was the size of my pinky) then he got hard and my jaw dropped. The first thing out of my mouth was ” Oh my god, you’re going to break me”.

The sex was absolutely amazing, but I ended up getting a lot of bladder infections, which really seriously sucked. We ended up not working out in the long run but I’m convinced he’s the best sex I’ll ever have. I may have plateaued sexually at 23

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4x World’s Strongest Man Shows a Day Of Eating

Mom finds 8th graders Spotify playlist

This guy needs to have his licensed revoked and never be allowed to drive again

The Most Famous Actor You’ve Never Seen

Every part of this video is hilarious!

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Kobe Bryant’s Dear Basketball – Go90

Here Are 17 Foods That Have Been Banned In America – Slip Talk

How to Keep Your Devices’ Batteries Alive As Long As Possible – Life Hacker

8 Reasons Successful People Are Choosing to Wear the Same Thing Every Day – Becoming Minimalist

Uber, Lyft Drivers Earning A Median Profit Of $3.37 Per Hour, Study Says – NPR

49 Celebrities Who Have Killed People – Ranker

Best socks you will ever own! – Dickies

Has The World’s Hardest Race Gotten Too Deadly? – Outside

Man Is Sexually Harassed By His Female Coworkers (video) – Leenks

Inside The Million-Dollar Senna, McLaren’s Fiercest Car Ever – Wired

Why Did No One Tell Drivers With No Tickets In 3 Years About This New Rule? – Comparisons

15 Real Women Reveal What Makes a Man Great in Bed – Maxim

Someone Put a Statue of Jason Voorhees in a Minnesota Lake For Divers to Stumble Across – Dread Central

Bruna Lima Unleashes A Drool-Fest – Yes Bitch

How to Buy a Gun in 15 Countries – NY Times

Topless Emily Ratajkowski Was Wearing Rings Too – Hollywood Tuna

Condoms Made in China Are ‘Too Small,’ African Health Minister Complains – Newsweek

Beverly Mitchell, Jodie Sweetin and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

The Truth About Getting Older – Sad And Useless

Vietnam’s Fake Wedding Industry Is Booming Thanks to Social Stigma – Oddity Central

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Instagram

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Dumbass

Two drunk gentlemen try to pass each other

Gravity

That’s one dedicated pizza delivery guy

Manager prevents a doggie decapitation

That went about as well as could be expected

LOL!

2 girls eat the world’s hottest pepper

Down the hatch

When you try to bust out Wonderwall at a party

Have you ever seen an angry unicorn ?

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You are not entitled to feeling confident.

Sorry, that’s just not how this world works.

True self-confidence and skill-specific confidence are built and earned through months and years of practice and developing high levels of competence.

It’s the result of deliberate practice, the conscious expansion of your comfort zone, and more fuck-ups and failures than you probably want to accept.

Fighter pilots aren’t just born confident in their ability to maneuver fighter jets at high speeds. They become confident by practicing their craft for years.

Successful entrepreneurs aren’t just naturally confident in their business acumen. They become confident by starting, failing, and scaling businesses until they have a system that works.

Competence breeds confidence. And if you want true self-confidence, the only way to earn it is through years of developing your competence in important areas of life.

No one can “Give” you confidence.

Nothing will “Make” you a confident person except for action.

Yes…

There are a number of psychological and physiological techniques that you can use to instantly increase your baseline confidence levels.

The brunt of this guide is dedicated to teaching you those techniques.

However, developing deep and unshakable confidence in yourself, your worth, and your ability will take time and hard work.

You cannot become a truly confident person overnight or even over the course of a few months.

You can’t fool your brain into permanent confidence and there are no shortcuts to dramatically increase your self-esteem.

So before we move on I want you to get one important thing through your head.

You aren’t entitled to sh*t.

You aren’t entitled to confidence simply because you exist.

So if you are someone who likes to blame others for their failures or complain about how other men are just “Naturally” confident, then don’t waste your time with this guide because it’s not going to help you fix a broken worldview.

However, if you are willing to take responsibility for your life, your success, and your emotional states then the tactics that I am about to share will help you accelerate your confidence levels at a startling pace.

Let’s dive in.

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Check out this new video my homie sent over… ‘American Dream’ by LA artist Raye Zaragoza – the song is about everyone’s favorite subject… Trump! Word on the street is that she will be touring with Dispatch playing stadiums this summer, so keep an eye out for her!

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Flirting in Japan

Flirting seems like a misnomer. It’s more like an absense of flirting. If you like someone in Japan, there are a couple of different ways of showing it and/or approaching them, none of which really resemble flirting in the west. 

1. Nanpa (the “pickup”) First off, only guys do nanpa; in the rare case that girls do it, it’s called gyaku-nan (“reverse nanpa”), but I never heard of gyaku-nan actually happening, it always seemed like it was more of an amusing theoretical idea, rather than something girls really did. 

Nanpa only refers to the case when you don’t know the other person at all, and you want to pick them up. Nanpa is direct. “You’re cute. What’s your name? Do you have time? Let’s go somewhere.” That is the classic script of nanpa. It can be shortened to just: “Kawaii yo. Jikan aru?” If you hear that, you’re being nanpa-ed. Of course, if you are a non-Asian foreigner, you will probably never hear that, because Japanese guys are too shy to try and nanpa a white or black woman. Most Japanese guys are too shy to nanpa at all. If you ask a Japanese if he has ever done nanpa, he’ll probably say, “ZOMG! No way! I’m too embarrassed!” since nanpa is direct, and mostly, if you are Japanese and you like someone, you embark on a series of subtle, indirect stealth manoeuvres, because liking prohibits action, especially for women, but also for men. 

Why is this the case? Japanese social interaction is all about intuiting the other person’s wishes without discussing them openly, at the same time that they are intuiting your wishes without discussing them openly, so that although nothing is ever verbalised, the two of you will always exist in a compromise position of equilibrium. If you like someone, that intuitive part goes into overdrive, because you should be able to understand everything about that person without them ever telling you, and you should be able to please them without ever asking how, even more than you would with a normal person. So it’s more important than ever to be indirect. Which leads me to: 

2. Negotiating through a third partyAgain, it’s not really flirting, but since flirting is showing your feelings openly–that is, pushing your feelings onto another person, which is direct and rude–it’s better to show no sign to the other person and meanwhile exploit the back channels. Sort of like in high school. So that convoluted human chain whereby: you like Hiro and you tell Junko that you think Hiro has a nice smile knowing that Junko will intuit that you want to know if Hiro likes you back, since Junko is friends with Goro who is friends with Hiro and Junko will talk to Goro and Goro will bring it up with Hiro etc etc etc etc etc etc. Once everything is confirmed, Hiro will ask you out. (The girl ask the guy out? Ahahahaha. Be serious.)
If you don’t have a third party to negotiate for you, you may be forced to use other methods, all of them so subtle that a westerner may not even notice them at all.

3. Subtle signals
– Shyness. Pronounced shyness is form of flirting, since it’s a sign of liking, especially from girls, but also from guys. She interacts with everyone else more than him, she doesn’t sit next to him, she doesn’t talk much to him, she doesn’t initiate anything with him. – Attentiveness. You make life easier for the other person without being asked to. For example, when you got to a restaurant in Japan it’s normal to share food, so flirting means not ordering what you like, but ordering what s/he likes, which you already know without asking, because you’re observant. Stuff like that.- Eye contact. It’s the opposite to the west, where you gaze deeply into someone’s eyes if you like them. Direct eye contact is a bit rude in Japan at the best of times. If you’re flirting you look down and away a lot.- Indirect compliments. I can’t think of a good example. It’s pretty rare to give direct compliments and even more rare to compliment someone’s looks. (It’s especially rare for guys to compliment girls directly.) I wish I could think of a good example! I’ll come back to this one.

Sex in Japan

It’s really different. It’s just so completely different. The first time I had sex with a Japanese guy was easily the most bamboozling experience of my entire life. 
Before I launch into anything, I should say that while I lived in Japan for five years, I have had sex with only a select few people, and that was within long term relationships, so it’s not as if I have personally taken a wide sample. But I had a network of Japanese friends (mostly female) and every time I encountered a cultural difference I immediately pumped them all for information, asking my millions of questions. I make generalized statements only when something that I personally experienced was confirmed as The Norm. 
The biggest difference is that sex in Japan is not a mutual sharing experience with both partners spontaneously doing whatever they feel like or enjoy whenever they feel like doing it. Sex has rules and sex has roles just as every social interaction in Japan has rules and roles. There is an active partner and a passive partner. Active means moving; passive means unmoving. In heterosexual sex, the active partner is always male, and the passive partner is always female. In gay sex you work out your roles beforehand: the seme is active, the uke is passive (for gay guys); the tachi is active, the neko is passive (for gay women). If you are familiar with seme/uke conventions from yaoi manga, you can use them as a way of relating to what I’m talking about, because those conventions are not a fictional construct, randomly decided upon by a group of yaoi mangaka. Straight people have sex like that too, in reality. 

So there is an active partner and a passive partner, which causes various flow on effects. You can’t have “Whoo-hoo! Go for it!” sex because both partners are constrained by their roles. The passive partner (obviously) because she can’t move, and the active partner because he has to take care of the passive partner, instructing her on what to do and exerting himself so that she has a good time. 
Japanese guys are generally more stressed out by sex than western guys and that is because they are responsible for the sex; as the active male, the sex is their burden, they have to do everything, it’s all up to them. Sex equates not only (sometimes not even primarily) with ‘fun’ or ‘pleasure’, it also equates with ‘work’ and ‘obligation’. 

I also can’t emphasise enough just how passive the passive partner is. The way a woman kisses is by submissively opening her mouth, not moving her tongue unless she is cued to do so; if she’s really feminine she won’t open her mouth at all, until she’s told to. Sometimes women will move around a (very) little during sex, but mostly not at all. The slang term for a woman who lies completely still in bed is maguro (tuna). For me, with my western sensibilities and preconceptions, calling someone a ‘tuna’ in bed sounds like an insult, conjuring up images of cold dead fish, but in Japan that word has a very positive connotation. Tuna’s an expensive delicacy.

Part of what was so bamboozling the first time I had sex in Japan was that I didn’t know there was a Way of Sex, with strict gendered roles, and I just was happily doing my own thing, throwing my partner into total confusion. Seiji told me much later that dating me made him feel like he was gay, because I was active in bed, and he couldn’t connect that with anything except masculinity.
When it came to the guys I dated, even though it was completely outside their experience, they sort of (kind of) eventually adjusted their thinking and accepted the fact that I was active (because I was Foreign and Foreign Women Are Different) but the thing I could never completely change was the fixed idea they had that someone must be passive. Yes, I could be active in bed, but they had no template for how to react to that other than the female/passive/uke template. So at best we could alternate “active periods”, and though the lines between active and passive blurred a little over time, they never blurred completely. And total shutdowns still happened: thirty seconds tick past and my partner hasn’t moved at all … oh, okay, I get what’s happened. 

If I’m making cross-cultural sex sound like a bit of a nightmare: yeah, it was. In this case, once I worked out what was going on, I thought all my problems could be solved by a simple conversation or two, explaining the more free-form nature of western sex, and encouraging my partner along the lines of, “You don’t have to act a certain way, you can act however you like! You can relax! Enjoy yourself! Doesn’t that sound great?” but that was also a failure to understand the Japanese psyche. It’s not liberating for a Japanese person to be told there are no rules, it’s frightening. I was inadvertently terrorizing my partner by dropping them into the middle of a scary foreign wilderness and telling them to make do without a map. 

Sex and hygiene

Sex in the west can be spontaneous, but sex in Japan isn’t, or at least, not in the same way. In Japan, you can’t get in the front door and immediately start stripping each other’s clothes off in the hallway. Well, you can, and your Japanese partner will probably acquiesce because they are Japanese, but deep down they will be hideously uncomfortable and thinking, “Sex? But I’m not mentally prepared! I haven’t done my kokoro no junbi! And she hasn’t had a shower! And I haven’t had a shower! This is kind of gross!”
Shower is important. You should shower directly before and after you have sex. Before is more important than after. This makes me sound like I only ever dated people with OCD, but it’s the norm. The way I first found out about this was in conversation with my friend Natsue.

Me: I was at Seiji’s place hanging out and he randomly told me that I could use his shower if I felt like it. Don’t you think that’s weird? Natsue: *cracks up laughing* Cat, that means he wants to have sex with you! If a guy mentions having a shower, he is saying that he wants to have sex. Me: But isn’t it kind of rude to imply I needed to shower first? Like, it was a date, obviously I had showered before going over to his apartment! Natsue: Well, I suppose so… *sounding unconvinced* … but didn’t you say he lives in Yokohama?Me: What does Yokohama have to do with it?Natsue: Well, you went on the train to get there … it’s better to have another shower. If a guy had sex with me without showering first, it would make me really uncomfortable.
Sensing yet another cross-cultural disaster in the making, I began the investigation, hitting up all the usual suspects for information, including my friend Tomoko, who was dating a western guy called Andy.
Me: Sorry to bring this up suddenly, but does it weird you out that Andy sometimes initiates sex without showering first?Tomoko: YES! I’m so glad I finally have someone to talk to about this! Cat, are all westerners like this? It’s so dirty and I can’t relax! It makes me feel like we are just animals!
After I heard basically the same story from all my Japanese girlfriends, I went back to Seiji.

Me: First of all, westerners don’t always shower or have a bath before sex. However, I will try to accommodate you on this because the idea of sex without showering seemed to horrify everyone I talked to right down to their very bones. Secondly, when you suggested that I shower the other day, and I said no, I was not rejecting you. I didn’t understand that it was your Japanese signal that you wanted to have sex. If I had understood that, I would definitely have said yes. Seiji: *spits tea all over the table*Me: …this is one of those deeply unspoken Japanese things that I’m not supposed to talk about directly, isn’t it.Seiji: Yes.
Another thing that is considered rather icky and unhygienic is ejaculate. Guys are really embarrassed by it. They will be desperately scrabbling for a tissue almost before you realise they’ve come at all, since it is really bad form to get ejaculate anywhere, without cleaning it up immediately afterwards (and immediately means immediately). This is yet one more thing that men are responsible for as the ‘active’ partner. The more of a nice, polite guy they are, the more stressed out they will be about it. It’s also yet one more way that the sex is prescribed and controlled; the guy can never really let go, because even at the moment of climax, he’s already worrying about cleaning up, or trying not to make a mess in the first place. 

– supacat

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Who brought you into the fold of white supremacy?

I was introduced to racist ideology around the age of 14, by some other teenagers who were skinheads. I never really joined, but I shaved my head and put boots on. Not necessarily because I believed any of it. I thought it made me look edgy and tough. I moved from my all white semi rural town at 19 to an outlying suburb near a predominantly black inner city area. This is where I dealt with my first encounters with African Americans. After some ugly altercations and having a few guns stuck in my face, my immature mind decided that because I had dealt with some black people who happened to be bad, all black people must be bad. I found Klan contacts on a WN message board and reached out.

What sort of views did you hold about those of other races compared to your own? Were those outside of the WS/KKK movement seen as inferior physically, intellectually, or otherwise even if they were your own race?

There are varying degrees of this. A few get really into the whole Ubermensch thing. For the most part I was more of a segregationist. I didn’t necessarily think whites were by nature better, but that we should live separately from other races. Toward the end, I became more irrational and hate driven.

Can you describe the recruiting tactics used by the klan, or are they mainly trying to keep the members they have?

These days violence is largely by the wayside. Hate crime legislation was very effective. You see a lot of courthouse activity in the Klan now. Idea is to watch the news, find towns where a black person commits a crime against a white person. Book the courthouse for a protest. Flier the black areas with inflammatory fliers announcing the protest. The black community will show up enraged. And the few cells of white people that show up will be a mixture. By the end you’ve divided the community and found a few sympathetic whites. Wash, rinse, repeat.

So … what would be the best counter-tactic? For the black community not to show up enraged? To quietly remove all the fliers? (Or replace them with mis-labeled ones so that nobody shows up?)

Yes, ignore them. They are dying off now due to this tactic. Or, if you absolutely can’t ignore them then go but keep calm and unified. A still, calm, quiet stand . No shouting or reacting. Composed behaviour flies in the face of everything they teach about other races. Also, know that it’s likely that NONE of the membership lives near you. They’ll drive hours to do this out of town. Don’t assume the whites in town have any part in it.

Is it easy to identify those that might be sympathetic to white supremacy? Either those that are potential recruits or those that are already involved.

During my recruiting days I would frequent Tea Party events. I had to be careful. There was a certain fringe that was recruitable, but as a whole once your cover was blown they would physically eject you from the rally.

Interesting, I feel like a lot of media would have you figure it be the other way around, with most being recruitable and a few that would reject you.

Nah, as a whole we were never well received by the Tea Party, NRA, CCC, or other conservative groups.

For you, what is the most convincing argument for the notion of white supremacy? and what is the most convincing counterpoint to that?

I think in order for any argument in favor of white supremacy to become convincing you have to be willing to ignore any other perspective. I suppose the most easily abused resource is statistics regarding race and crime. The most convincing counterpoint is to take as a whole both the statistics AND the various socioeconomic causes, as well as the very basic fact that poverty increases crime in communities regardless of racial makeup.

Did your group have batshit crazy role names like grand dragon and wizard?

Yes.

Why is that though?

I’m guessing the sounded a lot more badass and mysterious back in the first days. Then it was just tradition.

Do the other clans-men look down at you and possibly scoff if your white uniform isn’t pristinely white when you meet up for activities? I mean, it must be difficult to keep it immaculately white – at least keeping my white t-shirts white is difficult, they always go a little grey.

There was an elderly klanswoman who made and cared for our robes. I can’t remember ever seeing a stain on one. A robe touching the ground was disgraceful and worthy of discilpline.

What are some of the secret codes or signals white supremacists use to identify one another? I’ve seen the 88 thing but curious of other ones.

The Klan has a series of handshakes, signals, and acronyms known as klanguage. The acronyms are simple and generic, ie- AYAK= are you a klansman? AKIA= a klansman I am.

What role, if any, did women play in the Klan while you were a member? Did you have Klanswomen as a formal part of your organization, or was there a separate group for Klanswomen like there was in the 1920s?

The ladies had their own group, but we’re included in all meetings and ceremonies. One of the people running a good part of the show while I was in was female.

So what was the men’s view of the women’s group and did the two groups differ greatly in terms of tone or activities?

I saw remarkably little misogony in the Klan. I saw one case where a man put hands on a woman and spoke down to her. He was beaten and removed from the premises. Neo Nazis on the other hand are pretty misogynistic as a whole.

In your experience, how many in your white supremacy/KKK peer group fell outside the dumb redneck or skinhead stereotype? Were there suit and tie businessmen, teachers, medical professionals, lawyers, etc?

There were a good few reasonably intelligent people. Mostly middle class working types.it was a small organization. There was one rich member who No one really knew. He once booked out an entire motel out of pocket so the group could attend a convention.

How did those outside of your white supremacist friends (such as friends/teachers in school) treat you as a result of your klan involvement? Did you find it harder to get a job and make other big life choices due to your background?

I kept the two lives very separate.

How did your parents react to this shift in personality?

Dad hated it. Mom disliked it heavily and hoped it was just a phase.

Now that you are out have they warmed to you again? Have you talked to them about it since you left?

They never gave up on me. My dad passed away several years ago. We parted on good terms.

What changed your mind and why did you quit?

Life has a way of kicking your ass when you make bad or stupid decisions. I think after a few of these ass kickings you start looking at yourself critically. This happened to me, and once I accepted that I wasn’t right about a few things from there my whole belief system kind of unraveled. At this same time, I met some black individuals who unwittingly played a part in the saga.

Can you elaborate?

I had chosen to cultivate relationships with people with radical views and a propensity for violence. I devoted myself to a terrible cause at the cost of many things in my life that should have mattered more. A close family member died, people at my job found out some of who I was, and the organization was in a state of turmoil. On the road to my family members funeral was when it all started coming together in my head. Later, I converted to Christianity. In this process I developed a habit of praying with a black co worker before work. This led to other relationships and before long I had to scrap my racism.

Do you now see other races as separate but equal or do you now see all people as the same? As a Christian, how do you feel about homosexuals?

I see the human race as one. I have no issue with homosexuals, and have friends and family who are openly gay.

What did they tell you when you told them you wanted to leave? were you worried in any way?

They asked for my regalia and sent me packing. Right before I left the greater movement I was beaten badly, but it was not by the klan, and was my fault for the most part.

Do you still have contact with people inside of the Klan or who are white supremacists generally? Were you ever concerned for your safety when you decided to leave?

I do not have any contact with anyone from that life. I was not concerned for my safety when leaving the Klan. I was when I left the greater movement, and there are people in other groups that probably wouldn’t mind stomping me.

Do you still have prejudiced thoughts/feelings and if so, how do you deal with that? Do you just ignore them or do you actively tell yourself that they are the wrong way to think?

You know, I do. I just have to constantly remind myself that my hang ups are perception and not reality. I like to think I’ve made some progress though.

Have you since seen or talked to anyone that you may have treated unfairly due to your previous views to apologize to, or reconnect, with them? if so what was that like, if not, would you like to?

One. The black gentleman I began praying with daily was very caught off guard and hurt when I told him. I big part of me wishes I had packaged it better somehow.

How would you go about opening a discussion with people who still hold these beliefs?

Most importantly, shelve emotion or else don’t have to conversation. Appeal to their humanity first, find things to relate through. Develop a relationship and the conversation will come. When it does, be firm but be softspoken and rational.

Do you think it’s possible in any way to have a discussion with someone like this if you aren’t white?

I held a middle class career in place during all this. That isnt something you manage these days without the ability to deal cordially with other races. I was pretty good at keeping career and aterhours life separate. I think in some cases its possible. I think in others i have known personally it would end badly and wouldnt take long to get there.

What could have stopped you from going down that road? Would friends or family interjecting have helped stop you or would it push you further along?

I think if I had more experiences growing up that introduced me to other races and cultures early on it would have been much harder for me to buy into racism as a way of life.

Do you have any tattoos you regret? Did you get cover-ups?

Still got it, right over my heart. I want it covered up bad.

How would you describe your political views today?

That’s a hard one. I’ve become a lot more socially liberal. The fiscal conservatism is still lurking about and I do really like personal freedom. Maybe I’m on the libertarian spectrum?

Do you enjoy foreign cuisine? Indian food? Chinese takeout? Jerk chicken?

Yes. Nothing bonds me to a new culture faster than food.

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A family is being persecuted for exposing high ranking pedophiles 

This is what we are doing to our planet

Problem solving at it’s finest

(a+b)²=a²+2ab+b² – But Why?…this makes perfect sense!

Woman with the worlds longest legs 

The Tiny House Community That Allows Detroit Residents To Become Home Owners

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Child Actors Who Were Way Too Young For Their Controversial Roles – Ranker

Male escort exposes 36 actively gay priests in a file sent to Vatican containing erotic Whatsapp messages and photos. The allegations were compiled by a gay male escort who told local media he couldn’t put up with the priests’ "hypocrisy" any longer – Newsweek

A Day In the Life of a Line Cook at One of NYC’s Fanciest Restaurants – Bon Appetit

Warren Buffett’s ‘20 Slot’ Rule: How to Simplify Your Life and Maximize Your Results – Medium

This Is How Many Friends You Need to Be Happy – Life Hacker .

This shotgun sprays table salt and decimates flies on contact…only in ‘Murica! – Bug-A-Salt

How to invest money in 2018: The best beginner’s investment plan, with funds, stocks, bonds and more – Mic

How did life begin? It’s Chemistry 101, but in space – ARS Technica

Sommer Ray Insta Thot in Fetish Gear of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

WTF is an Airdrop? A Detailed Guide to Free Cryptocurrency – Hackernoon

Hot Instagram Pictures Of Tamra Dae – Lurk And Perv

Why The Weather Broadcast Most Popular Segment in Mexico (video) – Leenks

Girl Poses For Class Photo. 30 Years Later, Her Fiancé Looks At Bottom Left Corner And Gasps – OMG

What Americans can learn from Scandanavians, the happiest people in the world – Thrillist

The Killers Of Kiev: How Putin Created An Assassin’s Metropolis – GQ

Selena Gomez, Becky G and Other Random Women – G-Celeb

If you want your kid to get a good job, let them play more – Quartz

Lindsey Pelas Will Get Your Blood Boiling – Hollywood Tuna

When You See What’s On These Post-Its, Your Faith In Humanity Will EXPLODE – Slip Talk

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Instagram

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Brutal Guillotine!

Mark Hunt withstands the full force of Mirko’s left leg

Josh Burkman chokes Jon Fitch unconscious and lets go of the hold before Steve Mazzagatti even knows what’s going on 

Bazooka Joe goes ham; Nieky Holzken calmly jabs and slip-counters him

She never gave up even as she was getting pounded from the top.

Great analysis of Saenchai’s Muay Thai techniques

Sweetest Revenge: Dude Tracks Down The Guys Who Jumped Him & Beats Them 1 At A Time!

Batman and Robin vs Spider-Man – Full MMA Fight

No Touch Energy Master Challenge

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Money has been a symbol of status and power for thousands of years. And for thousands of years, women have desired wealthy men.

It makes sense…money makes the world go ‘round.

A man with money provides stability and a better standard of living. He can support children. He can offer new experiences.

We, as men, know this. It’s why so many of us work hard, dress to impress, and buy possessions that display our financial status. We want to position ourselves as high-value mates over other men.

However, some guys take this too far. They shower women they just met with absurd amounts of money. They pay for fancy dinners, lavish gifts, and high-end vacations.

The thing is, overspending doesn’t always get you the outcome you desire. It can be a viable option when you’re looking for a short-term hookup or a one-night stand…but when you’re looking for a more substantial connection, using money to attract women only sabotages your chances.

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Money has been a symbol of status and power for thousands of years. And for thousands of years, women have desired wealthy men.

It makes sense…money makes the world go ‘round.

A man with money provides stability and a better standard of living. He can support children. He can offer new experiences.

We, as men, know this. It’s why so many of us work hard, dress to impress, and buy possessions that display our financial status. We want to position ourselves as high-value mates over other men.

However, some guys take this too far. They shower women they just met with absurd amounts of money. They pay for fancy dinners, lavish gifts, and high-end vacations.

The thing is, overspending doesn’t always get you the outcome you desire. It can be a viable option when you’re looking for a short-term hookup or a one-night stand…but when you’re looking for a more substantial connection, using money to attract women only sabotages your chances.

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What’s The Difference Between Sex And Making Love?

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I had no idea what the difference was between sex and making love until I was 23.

I was with an older gentleman at the time and he asked me

“what’s your definition of making love? I replied, rose petals and candlelight. He said that’s your definition of making love? Wow, there is a lot I need to teach you.

Clearly I was missing the emotional experience of sex that’s shared with someone you truly care for and love. As a teenager my only reference to sex was pron, that’s how I learned how to have sex.

As years went on, I now have a very clear understanding of how sex and making love are very different acts.

Sex is bio-mechanical and instinctive, we all know how to do it. Love making is slow, sensual, not goal oriented which allows us to experience the metaphysical being of oneness, this type of love making is truly an art in itself.

Many men I speak to and coach still have no idea what the difference is, because the majority use porn as an educational tool.

For a man becoming a great love – maker is about having the proper attitude and knowing how to use your erection as an instrument of romantic expression.

To become a great lover, you must first understand the difference between ordinary sex and making love.

Sex vs. Making Love

What’s your motivation?

Do you want to have a physical experience with no emotional connection or do you want to be intimate and express passionate LOVE to reach new depths with your lover?

Sex can be a physical thrill for a night or a few encounters, but lovemaking can be an ecstatic adventure of a lifetime and most women can feel the difference.

Sex is a simple physical act, so simple that even animals do it. But lovemaking is a complex expression of LOVE. It’s a desire to communicate the love you have for the other person non-verbally.

It gives you a chance to express all the good feelings and thoughts you have about your lover. To better explain the difference, lets put them into two categories:

• Heights of Sex
• Depths of Making Love

The heights of sex, generally focuses on stimulation and nervous system response. This type of sex is commonly expressed by only a physical experience and is measured by the intensity and quantity of stimulation.

This depths of sex encourages both partners to make use of their minds, bodies, and souls to access each other’s heart.

This type of love – making allows each partner to explore any hidden issues and inhibitions that may arise during a truly intimate experience. Lovemaking allows us to exceed the limits of our physical body, and merge with one another.

Lovemaking is about your lover’s mind, body and soul, the whole person, not just her body.

It’s very easy and ordinary to just have sex, but to know how to connect with a woman on a deeper level, and win over heart, mind and soul takes a little bit of commitment.

Your feelings and thoughts of her will be different everyday, and using those feelings to determine what you do during lovemaking will have an added benefit.

Allow your intuition to guide your gestures and movements, you will find yourself being more creative. You will never have to worry about repeating yourself or thinking about what to do next.

Sex without love is not lovemaking. The best part about lovemaking is that it becomes effortless, because you are not thinking about what Olympic – style performance you should put on.

You become your authentic self at that moment.

Great love-makers spend a lifetime exploring and learning the female sexual anatomy.

Great love-makers have an instinctive knowledge about the inner workings of their body as well as a woman’s sensuality. They learn how to synchronize with their lovers’ movements.

The best part about lovemaking with the right woman is that as your love grows, so does your passion. Just like fine wine, it tastes better when it’s aged. Over time, you learn about each other’s favorite hotspots as months and years pass.

I am not at all saying that having sex is bad, because it’s not. It just depends on what you want from the experience. Be true to your lover, but most importantly be true to yourself. 

– Christina Antonyan

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Mugsy Bogues

“On the biggest possession of the game, Mugsy had the ball with the Hornets down 1. Jordan backed off of him and told him: “shoot it you f—ing midget.” Mugsy shot it, didn’t come close. A year later Mugsy actually told Johnny Bach that he believes that single play ruined his career. His shot never recovered.”

Barkley

The day before game 4 of the Bulls Suns finals with the Bulls leading the series 2-1. Michael and Charles Barkley went golfing. They played 48 holes of golf. And Michael bought Charles a $20,000 diamond earring. Johnny asked MJ, “what did you do all that for?” Michael responded, “he won’t get in my way the rest of the series, what’s $20,000 to me? Charles thinks we’re great friends. I hate that fat ****.” Jordan dropped 55 in game 4 and Barkley never touched him once.

Cheating an Old Lady in Cards

Buzz Peterson invites Michael Jordan over to play a casual game of cards with Peterson’s mother. No money is wagered—just a simple, friendly game.

But when the old woman gets up to use the bathroom, Peterson catches Jordan trying to cheat.

Trying to cheat not to win any money, but just because he wants to win at all costs.

Jerry Stackhouse Rookie Year

I heard one about this story when Jerry stackhouse was a rookie.

-Stackhouse tells the story about his first encounter with Mike as a rookie

-So Jerry is guarding Mike as Mike brings the ball down the court. Jerry is waiting for him on the other side of half court.

Jordan makes eye contact with Stackhouse and starts the trash talk of course

JORDAN:Which Side?

Jerry doesn’t say anything back because he knows Jordan is trying to get in his head.

JORDAN: Which Side? STACKHOUSE: Whatever man, just play ball man JORDAN: I’m not saying what side do you want me to go by you, thats gonna happen regardless, I’m going to put you on my poster today so I am asking you what side you like of yourself and I’ll make sure that when I dunk on you I know what side you want showing.

Ping Pong

He once lost a game of ping pong to a teammate, then proceeded to buy a table and spend the next six months practicing almost non stop.

Wayne Gretzky

“I remember a night when Wayne Gretzky insulted Michael Jordan at the table. It was a private salon game. Michael had ordered a drink from the cocktail waitress, and he gave her a five-dollar chip. Wayne took it off the cocktail waitress’s tray, gave it back to Michael, grabbed a hundred-dollar chip from Michael’s stack and put it on the cocktail waitress’s tray. Then he said, “That’s how we tip in Las Vegas, Michael.”

Bill Clinton

They two were playing golf together when MJ forced the former president to play from the furthest away tees.

“You’re going to play from the little girls’ tees?” Jordan asked him.

“Bejeweled Demigod”

He’s obsessed with the iPad game Bejeweled. He passed level 100 so he’s officially a “Bejeweled Demigod”

Always gotta win

MJ told ESPN’s Wright Thompson that his fiancee Yvette pressured him into driving seven hours so she could see where he grew up. He said that would have never happened 10 years ago:

“It’s amazing what women can talk you into doing. Make you change. Ten years ago, we’d have been arguing all f—ing day. I would’ve won. This time, this stage where I am, you win. That’s progress.”

Blind Free-Throw

In a Nov. 23, 1991, game against the Denver Nuggets, Jordan had some fun with Dikembe Mutombo at the free throw line with five seconds left in a Bulls victory. “Hey, Mutombo. This one’s for you,” Jordan says, and makes a free throw with his eyes closed.

Clyde “The Glide” Drexler

When told that Clyde Drexler was a better three-point shooter than him, Jordan responded “Clyde is a better three-point shooter than I choose to be.”

Allan Houston

When the Dream Team lost to the college All Stars in a scrimmage, before the rematch the following day Jordan pointed at Allan Houston and said “I got him,” and as the legend goes, he didn’t touch the ball for two hours.

Chamillionaire

Mel Turpin

One game in Utah, Jordan dunked on John Stockton. Jazz owner Larry Miller yelled “pick on someone your own size.” On the next possession he dunked on 7’1 center Mel Turpin and shouted “he big enough for you?”

1 on 1 with Pippen

Even after some grueling practices and off-season training sessions. He would occasionally ask Scottie Pippen to a 1 on 1 match that would sometimes last a few hours.

MTV VJ Kennedy

[In 1995], she was having dinner with MJ and Russell Simmons at the Bowery Bar in NYC, when Michael broke out some dice.

Before long, Kennedy says, Jordan decided it was “time to play for something” … and said, “If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight.”

Kennedy says she freaked out because she was a virgin —and imagined MJ’s giant penis would “eviscerate me from the inside out” … so she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead.

And that’s when Jordan allegedly reminded Kennedy he had a wife — and offered her Nets tickets as a consolation.

BJ Armstrong (Johnny Bach, former Bulls assistant coach)

BJ Armstrong? Very talented player, but unbelievably sensitive. Jordan used to tear him apart every minute. If BJ missed two shots in a row on passes from MJ, Michael would walk by the bench and say, “get his ass out.”

Steve Kerr

The two guards were matched up in a scrimmage. It was intense. Jordan had heard the critics after the Bulls’ playoff loss to the Orlando Magic and intended to silence them. He averaged 26.9 points in the final 17 regular-season games after coming out of retirement, but shot only 41 percent from the field. The postseason defeat to the Magic in the conference semifinals, his first series loss since 1990, had some suggesting his best years were behind him. At 32 years old, Jordan was hell-bent on proving otherwise. It was palpable in every drill, every time down the floor.

He and Kerr talked trash on a couple of possessions, and then it escalated.

“I took exception to something he said,” Kerr says. “So I was talking back and I don’t think Michael appreciated that … and we got in the lane and he gave me a forearm shiver to the chest and I pushed him back. And next thing you know, our teammates were pulling him off of me.”

The 6-foot-3, 175-pound Kerr wound up with a black eye. He threw some punches before it was broken up, too.

“I knew that if we were in an actual fight he could actually probably kill me if he wanted to,” Kerr says. “It was more just I’m going to stand up for myself.”

Kerr and Jordan didn’t have much of a relationship at that point. They’d played together for only two months. Before Jordan left the arena that day, then-Bulls coach Phil Jackson — who perhaps would have prevented the tiff if he wasn’t in his office doing a media conference call, Kerr suggests — told the superstar he had to speak with Kerr that night.

Jordan made the call within the hour and apologized. They talked some more at practice the next day and moved on.

When rapper Chamillionaire had the opportunity to meet Jordan, his hero, he asked MJ for a picture with him. Not only did Jordan brush him off, but he also cursed him out and disrespected him by saying ““You know what, I tell you what, you pay $15,000 right now for a jersey from me and I’ll take a picture with you.'” Needless to say, Jordan lost one celebrity and childhood fan that night.

Chuck Daly

The next morning, at the crack of dawn, Jordan rang Daly’s room. Getting no response, he went directly to Daly’s room and knocked. Then he pounded. He wouldn’t go away until he got his rematch. He got it, and he won by a shot. But would you expect anything else?

Bullying Bill Cartwright

When the Bulls let Charles Oakley go and brought in Bill Cartwright, Jordan resented the loss of his friend and took it out on Cartwright, calling him “Medical Bill” and intentionally throwing impossible-to-handle passes at him in practice to draw attention to what he perceived to be his bad hands.

Rodney McCray

‘He’s the most viciously competitive player I’ve ever seen. That’s what makes him, I think, the greatest player ever. He has practically ruined [reserve forward] Rodney McCray for us.’ When the two players are on opposite teams in scrimmages, the source says, “[ Jordan] is in Rodney’s face, screaming, ‘You’re a loser! You’ve always been a loser!’ Rodney can hardly put up a jumper now.’

Robert Parish

In one of his first practices with the Bulls, Parish botched one of the plays and was amused to find Jordan jawing at him just inches from his face.

‘I told him, “I’m not as enamored with you as these other guys. I’ve got some rings too,”’ Parish recalled. ‘At that point he told me, “I’m going to kick your ass.” I took one step closer and said, “No, you really aren’t.” After that he didn’t bother me.’

Kwame Brown

As a leader Jordan proved more tormentor than mentor. Many Washington players got the business end of a Jordan harangue, but he designated second-year forward Kwame Brown as the whipping boy…A source told SI that Jordan ritually reduced Brown to tears in front of the team.

Doug Collins

OJ Mayo

“I’m playing in my camp against O.J. Mayo, he was a top high school kid coming out,” Jordan says. “And I had never met him. First time. In front of my camp, he starts this thing about ‘you can’t guard me, you can’t do this.’ I got my campers here, so obviously I can’t really can’t go where I want to go because I own my camp. So I stop the camp, send the kids to bed.

“We go back to playing, and he starts his whole thing ‘you can’t guard me.’ Finally I just said, ‘You may be the best high school player, but I’m the best player in the world.’ So from this point on, it’s a lesson. And from that point on, it was a lesson. He never won a game. I posted him up, I did everything.”

Jim Jackson

During the 1996-1997 season, while Jim Jackson was on the Nets, Jackson was enjoying a good game against Michael Jordan and the defending champion Chicago Bulls. Jackson was talking trash to Jordan who shut up Jackson by pointing out that he was wearing Jordans.

Real “Flu Game” Story

The real truth, Grover says, is that Jordan was poisoned.

“100 percent,” Grover says on TrueHoop TV. “He was poisoned for the ‘flu game.’ Everyone called it a flu game, but we sat there. We were in the room.” Grover explains:

We were in Park City, Utah, up in a hotel. Room service stopped at like nine o’clock. He got hungry and we really couldn’t find any other place to eat. So we said eh, the only thing I can find is a pizza place. So we says all right, order pizza.

We had been there for a while. Everybody knew what hotel. Park City was not many hotels back then. So everyone kind of knew where we were staying.

So we order pizza. Five guys came to deliver this pizza. I take the pizza and I tell them: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this. … I’ve just got a bad feeling about this.”

Out of everybody in the room, [MJ] was the only one who ate. Nobody else had it. And then 2 o’clock in the morning I get a call to my room. Come to the room. He’s curled up in the fetal position. We’re looking at him, finding the team physician at that time.

Immediately I told him it’s food poisoning. Not the flu.

Airport “Gambling"

Jordan used to bet with his teammates about everything, and one time he bet on whose luggage would come out first at the airport. What his teammates didn’t know is that he had pre-arranged for his luggage to come out first with the employees at the airport, who of course were happy to do something for Michael Jordan. I hope he tipped the airport employees afterwards, but that wasn’t part of the story.

Two Left Shoes

During the 92 Dream Team run Clyde Drexler was a part of the team along with Jordan. Drexler’s Blazers had just lost to Jordan’s Bulls earlier that summer in the NBA finals. In addition Jordan had completely cemented his position as best SG in history, a title that many had thought would be Drexler’s just a few years earlier. Anyway, that summer Drexler brings two left shoes to practice on accident. He is so fearful of what Jordan will say to/about him that he wears the two left shoes for the entire practice. Jordan is said to have heard about this years later. He laughed.

Not Bigger Than Scottie

Scottie and Michael used to compete on everything. Jordan used always claim his hands were bigger, but they weren’t. Scottie was very blessed down below. And that killed Michael. Johnny said, “you should have seen the girls pippen had waiting for him everywhere we went. Madonna used to pick him up in a limo with a hot tub every time we went to L.A.Michael used to tell Madonna he could satisfy her better, to which Madonna would tell him “not a chance.””

Like Father Like Son

“Before the New York game earlier in the month, Jordan, Pippen, and Grant, all of whom had boys under three at the time, had debated for a half hour about whose child had the biggest penis. They eventually agreed it was Pippen’s”

Luc Longley

“We were playing Detroit and I came out on fire in the first half. I think I had 17-18 points, half-a-dozen rebounds, a couple of blocks — playing like an All-Star. For the first time ever, because Michael was very cautious with his praise, he came into the locker room high-fiving me, slapping me, hugging me, saying, ‘Man, you play like that, we’re going to win the world championship. That’s awesome! You’re an All-Star. Why don’t you play like that every day? I knew you had it in ya.’ Anyway, so we went out for the second half … and I finished the game with exactly the same stat line as I had at half-time. I had a terrible second half. We came in after the game — we’d won. When everybody else was happy to be winning, Michael was furious. He said, “Luc, I am never, ever going to say a nice thing about you again.” It demonstrated how Michael thought that because he said something good … Like, it had nothing to do with Michael, really. It was me playing the game. I just drew a couple of fouls and didn’t play as well and didn’t get my opportunities. He was true to his word; never said anything nice again.”

He Hates Rap

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